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Liu Yihua did not escape Baoer's Wuzhishan in the end! I was arrested to read the composition! There's no way, you can't escape from a monstrous little loli who dares to break into the bathroom!
Composition - "Sunday"
Word count requirement: 600 words.
Today is Sunday, my brother-in-law and cousin took me to the Zoological and Botanical Garden in the morning, and the sound of cicadas kept creaking along the way (500 words omitted...) Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
Well!
Liu Yihua sat down on the sofa again, pointed at the composition with trembling fingers and said, "mm... you wrote so many 'squeaks'... aren't you tired?"
Bao'er's big eyes flashed suddenly, and said: "I think it's okay... Brother-in-law, didn't you say to be truthful and objective? I dare not write like last time, but I did take you to see the animals and plants. Have you written down the process of the park? Isn’t that okay?”
Liu Yihua smiled wryly and said: "Okay... I think it will work! But... Bao'er, brother-in-law hasn't taken you to the zoo or botanical garden yet? Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?"
Bao'er retorted: "Brother-in-law, your views are too outdated! YY is popular now... Look at those writers on Qidian.com, haven't been to Hong Kong, have you written about Hong Kong? So... my composition Allow appropriate yy, right?"
"Fuck me! The author of the starting point? Baoer, are you mocking your brother-in-law? By the way, your brother-in-law came to Hong Kong in 2009!" Liu Yihua slipped the tongue and talked about the past history!
"Huh? You've been here? Why don't we know? What year was 2009?" Zhou Huijie and Bao'er asked in unison.
Liu Yihua was in a hurry to say that he slipped his tongue just now, and hurriedly wiped off his sweat and said, "Oh, it was 1989! Not 2009! Okay, let's not talk about it. In short, Baoer's article is not good! It is fabricated out of thin air, it is not true!"
Bo'er was in a hurry, turned around and ran away.
Zhou Huijie said: "Yihua, the fate of offending Bao'er is extremely tragic, you have to be prepared!"
Liu Yihua shivered and said, "Here we come! It's really tragic... Look, your cousin is here with a mop! I'm dizzy, I won't be so sad! Do you think I can hide?"
Zhou Huijie rolled his eyes and said, "I see... you'd better let Bao'er vent your anger!"
"Ah?" Liu Yihua's egg hurts.
At this time, Bao'er carried a mop over in a threatening manner, it felt like Comrade Zhu Bajie carried a nine-toothed rake!
Behind her, a "superior servant" was following Bao'er with a sad face, and said as he walked, "Princess...Miss...give me the mop! How can you do this kind of rough work? The master and madam will fire me if they see it!"
Bao'er didn't speak, but still carried the mop to Liu Yihua, and then held the mop high...
Liu Yihua got up quickly and said: "Stop! I said great sister Bao'er... I just said that your composition is not true... You can't use a mop to fix brother-in-law, right?"
Zhou Huijie also said: "Nonsense! Put down your weapons quickly! The People's Liberation Army treats prisoners preferentially... By the way, your brother-in-law is a senior officer of the People's Liberation Army!"
Bao'er still didn't listen to dissuasion, and smashed it down with a mop!
"Ah..." A scream sounded!
After the top servant screamed, he sweated profusely and said: "Little... miss... that's not how you wipe the floor... you're hitting the floor! Please don't wipe it, miss... this is the work of our servants. !"
Bao'er widened her eyes and said, "Go away!"
Then she wiped the floor and muttered:
composition:
Title: "Wiping the Ground"
Requirements: Real!
The number of words is 600 words.
Today, my parents and I came to my cousin's house to have a meal. The meal at my cousin's house is delicious! I will eat it every day from now on! Because there is a PLA brother-in-law here!
But the dead brother-in-law actually said that the composition I wrote was not true
So I grabbed a mop with the servant and wiped the floor!
I wipe... I wipe... I wipe... I wipe... Wipe, wipe, wipe... hey! Is it under 600? worn out!
I wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe... more than 600 times! The floor was wiped so clean for me! I am very happy and have a sense of accomplishment! Today's mopping career makes me feel that the working people are the most beautiful drops! "
Bao'er finished muttering, then threw the mop, and said to the top-notch servant: "Take it! Look at how stingy you are, you don't even want to borrow a mop! Tomorrow I will take out my pocket money and buy you a truck! Cheapskate !"
Well!
The best servant picked up the mop on the ground, crying and laughing: "No need, Miss... There are still a lot of mops at home... Miss, Eldest Miss, Uncle... I'm going to go first..."
Seeing the best artist Ding Wei Nuo Nuo leave, Bao'er snorted, put his hands on his hips (meaning hands on hips, invented by a certain football association) and said: "Brother-in-law! You criticized my composition for being untrue... Then what happened just now? Just now I was wiping Writing a composition... Is this very real? Brother-in-law, what do you think?"
Liu Yihua came back to his senses, looked at Zhou Huijie, and said stupidly: "Is this okay? This is also called composition? Well, Baoer, you... you are more talented... you are more innovative... you are good at learning... you have strong hands-on skills (Well, I often beat people with my hands at school! And I just wiped the floor with my hands)!
But these are nothing! The key is that our Baoer composition is good! That composition is really-shocking and weeping ghosts and gods! Bao'er, you are a top-notch lolita who is the best in a thousand years! The once-in-a-million-year evildoer! "
Little Bao'er's eyes widened, and he said in confusion: "Brother-in-law, are you praising me? Or are you hurting me? Brother-in-law's words are too profound... Bao'er can't understand!
But today Bao'er learned a new word: evildoer! Does "brother-in-law evildoer" mean the same thing as -- doing evil...? "
Liu Yihua smiled wryly and said: "You can understand it casually! Anyway, you are very talented!"
Bao'er suddenly gritted her teeth, blushed, looked at Liu Yihua with flickering eyes, and said hesitantly: "Sister... brother-in-law, you say I... I'like-fucked' a boy who is 6 or 7 years older than me, The key is that the person is my sister's... male...boyfriend, do you think my brother-in-law is really... a sinner!"
I sweat! I pour! I vomit blood!
Liu Yihua got up from the ground, sighed, and said slowly... very deeply: "Bao'er, it is true that you remove the word 'like'--doing evil!"
Bao'er muttered: "Remove 'like' from 'liked'? Then it becomes me 'fucked' a boy 6 or 7 years older than me? Brother-in-law, you are such a rascal! Brother-in-law, you are such a cheater ah!"
Plop... Liu Yihua fell to the ground!
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