[Today's fourth update!]
Liu Yihua was shocked for a while, and then said helplessly: "Okay, will I also be monitored when I take a shower? Then I will stay in a hotel!"
Liu Yifei smiled and said, "It's possible! The guards of our General Staff are everywhere... You'd better get it done in 20 seconds when you take a shower!"
"20 seconds? It's not enough to put water, "piss" and "piss"... I think it's better to forget it... let's go! Look around!" Liu Yihua knew that Liu Yifei was joking.
Xiaoyan smiled and said, "Husband, Liu Yifei is from the Security Bureau of the General Staff. When you take a bath... she will watch occasionally. Is this understandable?"
Liu Yihua suddenly realized: "Haha! Of course I understand, I must understand! Well, welcome to monitor!"
Liu Yifei said: "I think you are beautiful! We have the heart to go to the bathroom to see a naked monkey... It's better to go to the zoo to see the real thing!"
Well! Is there anyone who hurts people like you? Liu Yihua rolled his eyes. Then immediately grabbed it with a big hand, and the next moment Comrade Liu Yifei was tender like water.
After visiting the villa, Liu Yihua said loudly, "Let's go! Check out Fengshui!"
The girls gathered around curiously.
Outside the villa, Liu Yihua was holding a compass in his hand, and said to Li Shanshan: "The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right... The green dragon must be taller, bigger than the white tiger, so that Yin and Yang can be balanced! In this way, the vegetation and open space on the left side of the gate will be enlarged, while those on the right will be reduced." !"
While recording, Li Shanshan sketched out a general idea in the notebook.
After turning around with the compass, Liu Yihua shook his head and said, "Hey, it's a bit off! Who can read Feng Shui? Maybe there is nothing wrong with the design! Was there a deviation during construction?"
Cai Suyan asked strangely: "What's wrong? Is there any problem?"
Liu Yihua nodded and said: "Yes! In this way, open the gate of the villa to the east for another 2 meters, so that the gates will all be in the 'angry' orientation! Oh, this 'angry' is the most auspicious orientation in Fengshui! I am Dong Si Zhai life, the southeast is my "angry" direction! Of course, the people in the West Si Zhai are just the opposite! So, in the same house, some people live in it and get rich! ! It’s because of the difference between the East Four Houses and the West Four Houses!”
Li Shanshan looked at Liu Yihua with admiration, and said, "Yihua, I found that you are really good! You know a lot of things, especially those miscellaneous things... these universities don't have it!"
Liu Yihua said with a smile: "If a university can teach Bazi, Fengshui, Yijing, etc., what is it? Just want to teach how many students have the ability to understand "nature"?"
Xiao Ruoshui muttered behind: "Brother is mysterious, does it matter?"
Xiaoyan said: "If you don't believe me, you can't do it!"
Wang Yifei said: "I have to believe it!"
Xiao Ruoshui said: "Why do you have to believe it?"
Cai Suyan said: "Because he is our husband! So - if you don't believe it, you can't! If you don't accept it, you can't!"
sweat!
Comrade Liu turned his head and said, "Am I so perverted? Do I oppress you so much?"
The girls looked at Liu Yihua with eyes like "idiots", and said, "What do you think?"
Well!
Comrade Liu remained silent, and continued to fiddle with the compass in his hand with his head lowered.
Want to reason with a woman? That's a fool! On the contrary, only fools reason with women! Obviously, very sure, Liu Yihua is not a big fool!
While basking in the sun, Mayor Wang Xiaoyan smiled and watched classmate Liu Yihua spreading Fengshui knowledge. Suddenly, Wang Xiaoyan said, "Yihua, isn't this compass just a compass?"
Liu Yihua said: "Yes! But it's very sad! These are the four great inventions!
We invented gunpowder and used it to send out some fireworks -- they made it into a cannon!
We invented the compass and used it to see Feng Shui - people used a compass to drive a big ship to find our country... and invaded us with cannons... "
Deputy Mayor Wang Xiaoyan sighed: "Yes! If you are conservative and backward, you will be beaten! Therefore, we must continue to reform and open up! This is what you have taught us over and over again, right? However, during the period of reform and opening up, I feel that our country is ancient. You can’t throw away your own things! Just like this compass, it’s very mysterious... Also, does this Feng Shui theory really work? Why don’t you go to the city’s “government” to have a look!”
Cai Suyan excitedly said: "Okay! Go to the offices of Mayor Cai Zhenghua and Deputy Mayor Wang Xiaoyan to have a look at the Feng Shui, so that they can be promoted quickly and get rich!"
Li Shanshan said with a smile: "Good idea! Mr. Liu Yihua has seven stars on his feet, wears a Taoist robe, has long hair fluttering, and holds a compass in his hand.
What is he doing here? Don't go away... it's even better after the ad! American cnn reporter Li Shanshan reported live in the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone! "
Dizzy, Liu Yihua waved the compass, Li Shanshan ran away quickly!
Liu Yifei smiled and said, "Well, do I know what classmate Yihua is doing in the "government" building of the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone! Who of you knows?"
Xiao Ruoshui said disdainfully: "Huh, what else can I do? Isn't it just pretending to be a fool? Then cheat a red envelope, pat your ass and leave?"
Liu Yihua said angrily: "It's wrong! It's really wrong! Little girl, you wait to sleep at night... you must spank your butt!"
Liu Yifei said sternly, "Wrong! Ms. Li Shanshan, please continue to report!"
Li Shanshan said with a smirk: "By the way, what is this monster doing when he visits the government of ST? Naturally, he is looking at Fengshui! Of course, watching Fengshui is only his part-time job! In fact, he came to the "government" of the special zone to pick up girls! As for whom to pick up, The official position of the beauty who was picked up is... not big! It's just - the deputy mayor of the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone! American CNN reporter Li Shanshan reported on the spot."
Liu Yihua smiled: "You guys just play tricks! See how I deal with you tonight! Deputy Mayor Wang Xiaoyan, they are teasing you, are you not angry?"
Wang Xiaoyan said seriously: "I agree with Li Shanshan's report! This is a true, fair and objective report! Therefore, I have no opinion!"
Liu Yihua was so angry that he slapped Wang Xiaoyan, and then said with a smile: "Is it true, fair and objective? Well, then I will go to Wang Xiaoyan's office openly and aboveboard... How about a daytime publicity?" Of course, there is no problem if live broadcast is required! Don’t we have an international satellite system in our home?”
"Ah? You hate it to death!" Wang Xiaoyan was ashamed to hear Liu Yihua say that. What would happen if Liu Yihua really made out with her in her office? Wang Xiaoyan is actually looking forward to it at this time.
Seeing Wang Xiaoyan's blushing face, Liu Yihua said strangely: "Oh, Wang Xiaoyan, the beautiful mayor... I see that you have peach blossoms on your face, and your heart is full of love. Is it possible that you really want to proclaim "**" with your husband in your office? ? Well, in fact, this is very exciting! Let’s do it, let’s go to the city “government” to do it now!”
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he pulled Wang Xiaoyan and left!