[Today's fourth update!]
In the United States, the old Bu Shi who is presiding over the meeting is very angry! What the heck! Can't find the plane and talk nonsense about aliens
Everyone is even more trembling now!
Forget about sci-fi... let's talk about the mysterious phenomena of the earth!
So an official said cautiously: "Mr. President, I think they encountered the mysterious Bermuda... or something..."
"Go away! Go home and take your mistress! I suggest you write suspense novels! Don't be in the CIA! Oh, publishing novels is also recommended to the starting point-this is the first suggestion I give you... and the last one !"
Two "**" were washed away... The officials present did not dare to breathe, let alone speak.
Old Bu Shi continued to slap the table and said, "Speak up! Where's your intelligence system? Where's your satellite? What about your bravery and wit? Normally, you all look like a savior! Why now..."
Old Bu Shi's words were interrupted by a knock on the door... An assistant hurried in and said, "Mr. President, I'll connect you to the video... I think this is what you want to know!"
Old Bu Shi was about to get angry when he saw that it was Ji Wenski who came in... He suppressed his anger and said impatiently: "Miss, I don't want to watch cartoons right now! Also, you know what we are looking for!"
Ji Wenski ignored Old Bu Shi... and said in his heart that you, an old fellow, are so gentle to others at night, and now you have a different face during the day
She turned on the projection system in the conference room and played a video of the Chinese news broadcast - and then all the people in the conference room went into a collective dementia!
...
At the same time, on the other side of the world, Li Shanshan, a well-known CNN reporter in the United States, is interviewing American VIPs who are visiting a base of the PLA Air Force.
At the same time, Liu Yihua, the youngest major general of the People's Liberation Army, accompanied the interview!
When Liu Yihua told Niu that a well-known American reporter from CNN would come to interview him later, Niu thought Liu Yihua was making an international joke!
US CNN? There is no resident reporter in China, right? Still famous? Today isn't April Fool's Day, is it
But when Li Shanshan came in with a smile and greeted her in English more fluently than the Americans... the group of Americans were stunned!
I saw it! I finally saw it! I finally met the Goddess of CNN in the hearts of Americans! She is a goddess recognized by Americans! Americans love her no matter men, women or children! I didn't expect to see it in the United States, but I saw it here
Li Shanshan sat down next to Liu Yihua, and said straight to the point: "Welcome to come here as guests! I am a friend of General Liu Yihua... You are friends invited by General Liu Yihua... Therefore, we are all friends!"
At this time, the Americans came to their senses... The "milk" cow stammered: "Shanshan... Li... you... hello! Very... very honored to meet you here! Really honored!"
As if it was a choir rehearsal, as soon as the "milk" cow finished speaking, several other people also said in unison: "We are also very honored!" The only female soldier on the AWACS cried excitedly.
Li Shanshan sweated a bit, and said: "Everyone, don't get excited! The interview is now going on!
The first question, I want to ask why you are here? "
The fat pig muttered, "Oh, God, we don't want to come here! We were all 'forced'... because the major general next to you is too good! One person defeated all of us... So, we just Became his prisoner!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said: Everyone, isn't the line like this? If you say that... the U.S. government will punish you! And you will always bear the crime of defeat! As an honorable beauty woman... do you want to? "
The fat pig hurriedly said: "No, of course we don't want to be so smug... But the fact is like this!"
Liu Yihua continued to enlighten: "But the facts are always mysterious! The American people and the military don't know the truth at all! My words... do you understand?"
Fat Pig foolishly shook his head and said, "I don't understand... But the facts are the facts... Do we want to change the facts?"
The "milk" cow patted him and said, "Stupid pig! Facts can also be changed! Mr. General, what do you mean?"
Liu Yihua shrugged... didn't speak.
At this time, Li Shanshan asked strangely: "Aren't you friends of General Liu Yihua? Why can't friends communicate well
I heard from General Liu Yihua that your AWACS had malfunctioned, and as a result, the command was chaotic...you actually killed each other! As a result, all 8 of your planes were shot and crashed... You parachuted bravely... Then you urgently asked for help from the People's Liberation Army... Major General Liu Yihua sent someone to rescue you out of international humanitarianism and for the sake of Sino-US friendship... Isn't that the case? "
The Americans were stunned for a while -- how could the script be adapted like this
Seeing Li Shanshan's "charming" smile, the only female soldier boldly said: "Yes, my goddess... It was our AWACS system that broke down! As a result, our planes locked each other... In the end, we were all shot, and we all parachuted I can prove this, because I am the only technician on the AWACS!"
The fat pig opened his mouth and said, "No... no..."
Before leading him to the end, the cow said: "Shut up, you stupid pig! Let's think about it, is it such a process... Please give us a few minutes!"
Li Shanshan smiled and said: "Ok! What I want to know is what I just said... If not... I will lose interest in the interview! Everyone, I will go out with General Liu Yihua first, and I hope I still have a chance to come in!"
Liu Yihua did not lose the opportunity to say: "Miss Li Shanshan is thinking about you! It is also for the sake of the face of the United States! It is also for the sake of Sino-US relations and friendship... Do you want a war between China and the United States? Do you want the United States to lose face? Ladies and gentlemen Guys... please think about it carefully!"
After Liu Yihua and Li Shanshan went out, Li Shanshan asked: "Yihua, will they accept it? Will the United States believe it?"
Liu Yihua smiled lightly and said: "For the sake of the face of the United States and the military, they will definitely accept the opportunity to see you again! At the same time, I have thought about it for a long time, and this is also the most beneficial way for them! Of course the Americans will not believe it. Therefore, a war between China and the United States is about to break out!"
Li Shanshan exclaimed: "Ah? Impossible? Didn't you say that there would never be a war
Liu Yihua smirked and said: "There are many kinds of wars... such as diplomatic wars! War of words! Haha..."
Li Shanshan gave Liu Yihua a white look, and said, "It's scary! I still have a lot of assets in the United States?"