[The third update today!]
Old Bu opened his mouth ten times, but he didn't know what to say... He really wanted to defend himself now, he really wanted to say loudly: "Our plane is the best! There will be no mistakes!"
But facts speak louder than words... Now he can only sigh and say weakly: "Let's look at the content of the press conference again."
The video continued to play, and the PLA pilot, who had avoided 12 missile attacks, picked up the camera again and said happily: "Fortunately, I praise your God! Only half of the missiles "shot" at me! Haha, the other half of the missiles were almost shot by the Americans. Hit my own plane! Oh God, wish my dreams come true next time!"
Lao Bushi stared at the English subtitles below the video screen with a livid face... feeling a burst of panic and powerlessness!
The planes and pilots of the People's Liberation Army are terrible! Are they all like this? Is there any chance of winning against such an air force? Obviously - impossible! Absolutely impossible!
This time the news was released, the well-known American media were all out... Now the live video was sent back by NBC TV station, so the picture is very clear.
Now a word keeps echoing in Lao Bushi's mind: "Dreams come true!"
It is not difficult for everyone to understand what this sentence means... People are just waiting for American planes to kill each other!
"Oh God! So many missiles are fired... just for one plane?"
Old Bu Shi was interrupted by the exclamation of his subordinates, and looked up--dizzy! I saw missiles being fired from 6 planes in succession...
The voice-over sounded again, and the English subtitles lit up again: "Crazy! The American planes are crazy! Did you see--each plane fired at least 4 missiles! This is simply using missiles as bullets! Everyone, please forgive me , I want to drive with both hands!"
Cameras are once again pinned to this PLA plane! Then the plane keeps spinning...it should be dodging missiles!
The voice-over said: "I'm going to pause the video first... I don't want to have a picture of me being hit by an American missile." Then the camera picture paused.
At this time, the host of the press conference said: "Please wait a moment, the video will continue."
After a while, the camera started working again, and the PLA pilot cheered loudly: "Haha! What did I see? The Americans beat their own people? How fucking talented! Do you see..."
Then the screen locks on to a burning American fighter plane - the plane keeps rolling and falling down...
At this moment, the camera captured a radio headset, which was attached to the camera's recording microphone, and the shrill voice of an American pilot came from inside: "Oh, God! What happened? How did we shoot ourselves? I was shot... I Must skydive!"
As soon as the picture turned, the camera once again saw through the glass that the shot American plane suddenly ejected a pilot... Then the big parachute opened...
Seeing this, the military representative said: "Mr. President, it is now confirmed that this video is real! It is not a composite... Our f-18s are the latest models. No one knows what ejection technology we use and how A kind of parachute... The pilot's ejection and skydiving just now proved that it is our plane!"
Old Bu Shi's heart tightened, he glanced at the people present, and said, "How is it? Do you agree with Lieutenant General Howard's opinion?"
Dozens of people present are now nodding helplessly.
At this time, the excited voice of the People's Liberation Army came from the video: "Haha, praise your God! Cannibalism really started! Another plane was shot! Oh, no... Why is this damn video tape at the end of this time?" ? Damn -- such a situation of cannibalism that has never happened in a thousand years can't be photographed in the whole process... "
Speaking of which, snowflakes appeared on the video... It seems that the video tape has no recording space!
Old Bu Shi clenched his fists, and said a little tragically: "Everyone confirmed that we defeated ourselves?"
Dozens of people under him nodded helplessly... No one dared to speak now! I am afraid that the president will go crazy now.
To everyone's surprise, Old Bushi stood up and said, "Immediately ask the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to speak, thank the Chinese side for rescuing our pilots, and ask them about the date of their return... At the same time, I express regret for China's act of making fake videos to vilify American fighter jets!"
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In the Hanjiang Special Zone, in an air force base of the People's Liberation Army, the press conference continued.
The video finished playing... The lights in the "Chairman" platform and the hall turned on again.
Liu Yihua looked at the hundreds of reporters stunned with a smile, and a look of joy after the trick succeeded flashed in his eyes.
The silent scene was suddenly broken by a sudden applause-everyone saw Li Shanshan, a well-known beauty reporter from the United States, stood up and applauded vigorously!
The reporters on the scene were stunned for a moment... Then the whole audience applauded together... accompanied by cheers.
Liu Yihua sweated, coughed, and said, "Have you finished watching the video? You are the ones asking me, and I will ask you one too, right? Well... cnn reporter Li Shanshan, may I ask why you took the lead in applauding? Are you happy to see the American plane Cannibalism?"
Li Shanshan stood up, took the microphone handed to her by the staff, and said, "Of course I'm not the type to gloat! I can't help but applaud!
That pilot is you, the general, right? I have to praise you general! I have to admire you! I have to applaud you!
Because you directed and recorded a classic blockbuster with your own hands! This blockbuster is 100 times more shocking than any Hollywood movie!
At the same time, you have personally experienced this air combat... We have great admiration for your military literacy! You are a great soldier! You have the right to enjoy our applause!
Ladies... Gentlemen... Do you agree with my views and feelings? "
The answer to Li Shanshan was another thunderous applause from the scene!
Abandoning national borders, politics, and ethnicity... taking off the "colored" glasses... everyone found that the performance of the PLA pilot was worthy of the word "hero"! He is so tough! He is so strong that everyone has to worship him like a demon! Applause for him, cheers!
Liu Yihua looked at Li Shanshan affectionately... Wiping his sweat, he said modestly: "Hehe, I'm actually not that good! The main reason is that the American plane gave me face... Well, the press conference will continue, what questions do you have?"
At this time, a British reporter grabbed the opportunity to speak... She repeated the question given to her by her American colleagues just now, and then said: "Hello, I am a reporter from the London Post... First of all, I personally admire the pilot of the People's Liberation Army. … His videos for us are classics of the century!
But I heard some people talking about the authenticity of this video... I wonder if Your Excellency General can reply to them? "