Liu Yihua didn't care when he saw that the other party was coming to help. He stood up, picked up a glass of wine, walked slowly to the gentleman, and said with a smile, "Brother, what's your name? Where are you?"
The gentleman pursed his lips, but didn't even lift his head. It seems dismissive!
The dude looked at Liu Yihua and said, "What do you want to do? This is Huanghai City! It's my territory. Believe it or not, I'll find someone to fix you?" This guy can see that Liu Yihua is very powerful.
Liu Yihua said disdainfully: "I don't believe it! Find someone if you have the ability!"
At this time, the two women said: "Brother? Where are you? Do you know who he is? Do you know how powerful he is? Speaking out will scare you to death!"
Liu Yihua turned the wine in his hand a few times, and continued to ask: "Boy, which road is it on?"
The gentleman drank with his head down, dismissing Liu Yihua.
The two goblin girls yelled again: "Are you crazy? He's the vice mayor of Huanghai City! Do you think he's a gangster?"
Liu Yihua suddenly yelled viciously: "Shut up! Don't fucking think I dare not hit women!"
Liu Yihua's sudden utterance made everyone in the western restaurant stunned for a moment, and then everyone looked at Liu Yihua in unison.
The gentleman glanced at Liu Yihua, lowered his head and said in disdain: "You bumpkin? You don't deserve to talk to me."
When Liu Yihua heard this, he smiled very cutely! He stretched out his hand to stop Liu Yifei, who was about to make a move with a face of anger... decided to be a fool today! Anyway, the other party is uncomfortable.
At this time, the dandy said: "Cousin, well said! They are country bumpkins! Just ignore him!" My cousin came back from studying abroad, doctor! Have the opportunity to serve as the deputy mayor of Huanghai City! But the organization department is very controversial about this! On the one hand, it is said that it is necessary to set up a model and let foreign personnel come back! This is beneficial to reform and opening up! Most people say that being an honorary deputy mayor is okay... Otherwise, it doesn't meet the cadre appointment system!
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "The dude and the yamen, right? Your cousin, right? The deputy mayor? Good job! Good job!"
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he slowly poured the red wine in his hand on the gentleman's head, face, and suit... Liu Yihua felt a sense of accomplishment! I have learned to be a painter before, and I haven't painted for a long time now. I didn't expect to be able to wash it with a person today.
At this moment, the dude and the gentleman were stunned!
Looking at the dumbfounded gentleman, Liu Yihua smiled harmlessly, and asked slowly again: "Boy, give you one last chance to confess - tell me who you are! Otherwise I'll break your leg! Oh, we bumpkins don't Quality, don't know the law! Breaking someone's leg...is it breaking the law?"
The gentleman man was in a mess, he was dumbfounded for a while, and then jumped up like a rabbit, screaming: "Ah... you... why are you so barbaric? You... you..."
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Doctor? You're really fucking qualified! I've tortured you like this, and you can't even swear? Hey, you're not really the deputy mayor, are you?"
The dandy shouted: "Brat! My cousin is about to become the deputy mayor... The superior has approved it! If you treat the deputy mayor like this today, you are dead!"
The gentleman man took the paper towel handed to him by the coquettish woman beside him, wiped his hair and face vigorously... Then he said angrily: "Who says I can't swear? But we are well-educated in the UK! You people in China really have a bit of quality None! That’s right, I’m about to become the deputy mayor in charge of tourism and foreign affairs... You know how scared you are now? I don’t know how to curse or beat people… But I will use legal means to sanction you! And the one just now Call me lady!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "Oh, now I finally know your identity! Haven't been appointed as the deputy mayor yet? It's interesting. But, I can tell you with certainty - you, the deputy mayor, have no chance to take office!"
Since Liu Yihua is a dandy, he must be a dandy to the end! Be stubborn! If you say you can't be, you can't be!
At this time, the manager of the restaurant came over and said politely: "Sir, what happened here? It is said that you accidentally spilled a glass of wine on this gentleman's suit?"
Liu Yihua patted the manager on the shoulder and said: "Well said! Very artistic! The thing is very clear, this gentleman dislikes us and despises us. As for me, I disliked him and accidentally spilled a glass of wine on him... That's it! Oh, by the way, he said he was the deputy mayor, which seems to be a big official."
The restaurant manager looked at Liu Yihua, smiled wryly and said, "Sir, we can't deal with your matter... According to regulations, we may call the police."
The gentleman man said loudly at this moment: "Yes! Call the police! Catch them"
The dandy said viciously: "I'll call someone here! Boy, don't run away if you have the guts!"
Liu Yihua looked at the dandy and the hotel manager who left and said indifferently: "Welcome to call the police! In a society ruled by law... If something happens, you should go to the police uncle!"
The restaurant manager smiled wryly, and hurriedly said goodbye and fled. It looks like Liu Yihua is awesome! The deputy mayor doesn't care, and he doesn't care about ordinary policemen!
A seductive woman next to the gentleman man said viciously: "Dare to offend the deputy mayor? Boy, you are miserable! I will arrest you and send you to the police station to fix you!"
Another coquettish woman whispered: "Brother, haven't you always advocated 'sexual' liberation? You still like young girls... Do you want to play with us more? Look at those country girls... they are really shuiling, let the police catch you later Get up and let you handle it, okay?"
The embarrassed gentleman's eyes suddenly lit up, and he greedily stared at Li Yan, Liu Yifei and the others... He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!"
While the gentleman was gnashing his teeth, the murderous intent in Liu Yihua's heart slowly came up... I can deal with Lao Tzu! But against my woman? also! Unless you kill me!
If you can't kill me, then I'll kill you!
Seeing Liu Yihua gritted his teeth... Li Yan pulled Liu Yihua and said: "Yihua, I think it's better to forget it... It seems that the other party's identity is not simple, I don't want you to be in trouble. How about we go... let's go."
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "When have I ever been afraid of trouble? Just kidding, my identity is not simple? There is no one in this world that I am afraid of! Just sit at ease." Since rebirth, Liu Yihua is really not afraid of anything! The big deal is the same as not being reborn!
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he sat down and cut the steak for Li Yan, saying: "Hurry up, eat it, it's cold. Let's eat it... Let's watch the show when you're full."
Liu Yifei smiled and said: "Yes, eat it quickly! Don't pay attention to those rubbish! Yihua is very powerful, no one dares to bully him."
The gentleman man heard Li Yan scolding him as trash... his self-esteem was severely hit and destroyed! He stared at Li Yan viciously, thinking that he will definitely arrest you later! Then…
Fifteen minutes later, Liu Yihua put down the knife and fork, glanced at the fidgeting gentleman and said, "Deputy Mayor? Did you call the police? This speed..."
The gentleman snorted coldly, turned his head and ignored Liu Yihua, just stared at the door, anxiously waiting for his savior to arrive. "
After 3 minutes, the savior finally arrived! The dude walked in with a group of prostitutes.
The gentleman shouted excitedly: "Director Sun, I'm here! The criminals are here too... Hurry up and catch them!"
A tall middle-aged policeman ran over with a dozen of his men... Then he glanced at the direction of the gentleman's fingers, waved his hand and said, "Take them away! Handcuff these people!"
Liu Yihua is a little dumbfounded now... This is too outrageous! At least you have to pretend to cross-examine, right? Now without further ado, just rely on this one sentence to arrest people? Can a person who is dumber than a pig be a chief
At this time, the police chief whispered: "Hehe, Brother Zhou, you are going to become the deputy mayor... You must take care of me! I have been the head of the branch bureau for a long time! Or, you and the Political and Legal Committee **** Tell me, help me mobilize. Uh"
"Deputy Mayor Zhou" nodded and said: "Okay! Give me these people... Then I will talk to *** about your problem! I guarantee you can make progress!"
The gentleman man is proud now! He looked at Liu Yihua triumphantly, meaning: Boy? How about it? Do you know how good I am
Liu Yihua smiled, stretched out his hand and said to the policeman who came up: "Stop! I said where are you from? Why do you arrest people when you come up? You must have some evidence, right?"
A dozen or so little policemen were taken aback when they heard the words, but they didn't dare to continue to act, and turned to look at their chief. They also feel that this is inappropriate! But they must implement the director's words.
Director Sun yelled at Liu Yihua: "Mayor Zhou is the evidence! He said he would arrest you, so he will arrest you! What nonsense, take him away!"
Liu Yihua has gained a lot of knowledge today... I want to curse and laugh at the same time.
But Liu Yifei couldn't help it anymore, she slapped the table and said, "Lawless! Man said we didn't break the law, even if we broke the law, you have no right to arrest me! Do you think we can catch me casually?"
Director Sun yelled: "Why? You turned against me! I dare to arrest you!"
The gentleman man said arrogantly: "Take it away! If something goes wrong, I'm the one!"
Upon hearing the words, Director Sun stepped forward in person, intending to arrest Liu Yihua, Li Yan, Li Yan and others.
Liu Yihua sneered, took out a certificate and said, "I'm in the army, do you have the right to arrest me?"
Director Sun looked at the certificate... hummed: "Then I'll arrest someone else! I don't know if your certificate is true or not yet! But I'll let you go today!"
Seeing Director Sun being so stubborn... Liu Yihua winked at Liu Yifei!
Director Sun, who was approaching viciously, stopped suddenly! Then I broke out in cold sweat.
While pointing a pistol at Director Sun, Liu Yifei took out his ID and waved it in front of his eyes, saying, "I am from the Security Bureau of the General Staff, and they are the important targets I want to protect... Do you dare to catch them? How dare you threaten the people I want to protect?" target, then I have the right to shoot to kill!"
Facing the cold muzzle of the gun and the murderous Liu Yifei, a group of policemen stood dumbly and did not dare to move. General Staff Security Bureau? Isn't that the place to defend the country's leaders
Now it's kind of funny! Who is arresting whom
At this time, a group of people walked in outside and looked at the situation here. One of them suddenly shouted: "What's going on? Comrade Liu Yihua, are you okay?"
Liu Yihua quickly told Liu Yifei to put away his gun, and he saw Li Feng, the deputy mayor of Huanghai City, coming.
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "Mayor Li, I'm fine, but the police in Huanghai City want to do something to me! They dare to arrest us without evidence!" Next, Liu Yihua told the story.
Secretary-General Wang of the Municipal Government looked coldly at the gentleman and said, "What's going on? With your quality, you still want to be the deputy mayor? This is Mayor Li Feng."
The gentleman couldn't care less about elegance now, and explained with a mournful face: "Ah... Mayor Li... this... It's a misunderstanding! It's okay, it's okay, I'm a little dirty... I'll go first."
Li Feng glanced at Liu Yihua, but Liu Yihua said with a smile: "These trivial things are fine. But I want to remind you, the future deputy mayor: No matter how well-educated you are abroad, don't think you are so noble! Please You respect everyone! Maybe there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers among the people you look down on!"
The gentleman leader wiped the red wine and sweat from his face, nodded vigorously and said: "I have been taught... I have been taught... Thank you for your guidance, I will definitely pay attention in the future."
Watching the gentleman run away with two coquettish women... The dude also ran away after seeing it badly! Unexpectedly, Liu Yihua knew the deputy mayor of Huanghai City, and the deputy mayor of his family was genuine.
At this moment, Liu Yihua pointed at Director Sun and said with a smile: "This is said to be Director Sun, a master! He can arrest people without any evidence... I think he must have some special function, which allows him to grasp the evidence of criminals in advance... So he must be a master at solving crimes! Talent!"
Liu Yihua's grinning words turned Director Sun's face into a pig's liver color... He opened his mouth to defend: "I..."
Secretary-General Wang sternly said: "Stop talking, now you immediately write a report to the Political and Legal Committee *** and wait for it to be dealt with! Let's go!"
Liu Yihua laughed and said, "Sister Wang, you are amazing! You scared away a deputy mayor and a bureau chief!"
Secretary-General Wang snorted, "Do you think that guy still has a chance to be the deputy mayor? And the bureau chief, this time the party consolidation will fail!"
Liu Yihua smiled... A person who is not even qualified as a party member can still be a cadre
Li Feng smiled and said: "Hey, there are really people who don't have long eyes..."
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The new year is coming, according to the northern tradition, firecrackers are set off, Liu Yihua said don't buy firecrackers, he will do it.
Li Yan was surprised and said: "Ah... this is all right? Then do you want to make some now?"
Liu Yihua said with a smile: "Okay! In fact, fireworks and firecrackers work on the same principle, but the gunpowder is different."
Liu Yihua's mother smiled and said: "There is still some gunpowder, I can make some, I don't know if it is wet, I have to take it out for competition."
Next, Liu Yihua took out some gunpowder and fuzes and went outside to bask in the sun, and then he took out plates of firecracker shells.
These empty shells are made of paper, that is, the paper is rolled onto a metal iron pillar, and then pressed tightly with a wooden roller, which is the empty shell of firecrackers.
These empty shells are plugged with soil on one side, gunpowder is poured into the other side, and then the other end is plugged with gluey wood powder. After the wood powder is dry, use an awl to penetrate the layer of wood powder and "insert" it into the firecracker fuze, so that the firecracker will be ok.
However, Liu Yihua and Zhongnu’s explanations are simple, but Zhongnu saw that he made it very complicated. Liu Yihua did every process very carefully. After an hour of hard work, the firecrackers and fireworks are finally ready!
The method of fireworks is the same as that of side firecrackers, but the empty shell of fireworks is much larger. If the anthers inside are not exploded, they will only bloom.
Liu Xiaofen couldn't wait to pick up a firecracker, Liu Yihua made a broken incense and lit it, and then asked her to set it off!
The firecrackers in the north are much louder than those in the south, and the gunpowder is also filled with silver powder and magnesium powder... so this kind of side firecrackers explode louder than guns! Even in the daytime, it can emit a very dazzling light!
At this time, Liu's mother said: "Yihua, the stove at grandma's house is broken... I forgot to add water when I was cooking that day, and it burned the iron pot red, and the stove also burned out... Hehe, you should make a new one!"
Liu Yihua was startled and said: "Mom? Is this okay? Did you put wood in the pot and stove and go do other things?"
Mother Liu smiled embarrassedly: "Yes... your grandma's house has a lot of wood... I put some branches and ran in to play cards with your aunt and the others. Then your aunt said it smelled of burnt, and I said it was from someone else's house! Hehe , your mother is a fan of cards, so Yihua, you can be one."
Liu Yihua said: "Okay! Beauties, I will have a talent show today! Next is the carpentry show... go!"
Li Yan said: "Yi Hua, you know so many things? Let's talk about what else you know!"
Li Yan said with a smile: "Yihua has been a carpenter for a long time and can do it... It turns out that you, Yihua, made the tables and benches in my hometown! As for what else you, Yihua,... I want to know too!"
Liu Yihua smirked and said: "Well... I can play flute, pick up girls, be suave, and steal jade... Anyway, I can do everything except having children!"
Uh... Li Yan, Li Yan blushed! Liu Yihua smiled and took out a toolbox, which contained nails, hammers, saws, axes, chisels, push planers... these are the necessary tools for carpentry. Uncle Liu Yihua's house has not been built for a long time, and the necessary tools are complete!
Liu Yihua first took out a whetstone, and then sharpened the ax, planer, chisel, etc. Li Yan looked at these things, stuck out her tongue, and said, "It's so sharp!"
Liu Yihua took out a file and felt the saw teeth, and said, "It's not sharp! But it's powerful enough! A woodworker in our village was joking with a person with a newly sharpened push planer blade. Raising the planer blade... that person subconsciously blocked it with his hand--guess what?"
"No?" Li Yan asked.
Khan... Liu Yihua said depressedly: "Do you think your fingers are made of paper? It's so easy to fall off? That guy's hands were all cut to the bone, and the flesh on his fingers was all cracked... It was horrible! But there was no bleeding at that time.
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ps: The notebook is broken today, so I went to my little sister’s home to use her netbook to write, hey, this notebook is too small, there is no way to use it here.