Yun Ruoyi thought for a while and said, "Is this good, uncle! If Zeng won't eat or look at it, let Ruoxuan rub it carefully for a while, okay? Just for a while!" She said for a while Well, in fact, I have never been willing to let go since I grabbed the "chocolate barrel" until now.
Liu Yihua sighed helplessly and said, "I really can't do anything about you, so just moan, remember, it's only for a while!"
Yun Ruoxuan hummed, and quickly jumped off Liu Yihua's back. It's unbelievable that even so, she was not willing to let go of the "chocolate tube"!
The girl's hands are very small and light, holding the "chocolate tube" with great care, as if holding the most cherished treasure in the world, Yun Ruoxuan measures bit by bit, strokes inch by inch, trying to squeeze the "chocolate barrel" Keep the entire shape of the barrel in mind.
Liu Yihua stood up, half kneeling on the floor, and looked at Yun Ruoxuan silently. The little girl in front of her was not Jiang Fangqiuyun. The desire to vent on her body!
"Uncle" Yun Ruozhi has been paying attention to the changes in Liu Yihua's expression, she is very strange, how could Liu Yihua, who had eyes that seemed to breathe fire before, calm down now? Could it be that he is not attractive enough? "Uncle, is it because Ruoxuan didn't do it well enough? Why... why don't you turn into a beast like what your classmates said at all?" Liu Yihua almost fell to the ground, he pinched his eyebrows with his fingers and said: "You What are you thinking about in your little head? Uncle is a human, how could he turn into a beast?!"
Although Yun Ruoxuan's words were unintentional, they awakened Liu Yihua's inner conscience, and Yun Ruoxuan's words finally made him realize: he was walking on the edge of an abyss!
"Okay! Are you clear? Sister Yu, Xiaoxue, and Xiaoyue are waiting for you, go out!" Liu Yihua gently pinched Yun Ruoxuan's small face and smiled.
Yun Ruozhi let go of his tightly clenched hands and sat on the floor in frustration, holding his knees with his hands. Bury your little face in it. He whispered: "Uncle, I know you're not happy that I call you that, I know you're troubled! Do you think I'm a bit of an idiot? Randomly recognize someone as an uncle?" Liu Yihua froze slightly, then laughed again: " How could it be? Uncle doesn't bother you at all! Didn't you say last time that you always wanted an uncle who would love you and love you?"
Yun Ruoxuan raised her small face and forced a smile, "Uncle, did Xiaoxue and Xiaoyue tell you that I am a gifted girl with an IQ of 1.3? Did she tell you about my logical reasoning ability and observation ability? Is the ability to see the scenery very powerful?" Liu Yihua's heart was slightly shocked: Sister Shuangxue really didn't tell him these things! He only vaguely heard the two mention that Yun Ruoxuan was very smart. But it's not that smart, is it? IQ 193... more than twice the IQ of ordinary people, an absolute genius!
Yun Ruozhi shook his head, stopped Liu Yihua from trying to explain, and said: "Uncle, you don't need to explain, I know you are afraid of hurting me, and you have been reluctant to let me call you that. In fact... In fact, you have already I'm already bored... aren't you?" Liu Yihua never expected to find his conscience back. It actually provoked so many thoughts from Yun Ruozhi, is it true that the little girl will be happy if I become more evil
Yun Ruoxuan landed on her knees, crawled some distance forward, came to Liu Yihua, looked up at him and said, "Uncle, I will tell you everything now, I hope you can forgive me after knowing these secrets, even if...
Even if you don't want me to call you uncle anymore! ""secret? "Liu Yihua looked at Yun Ruoxuan, not understanding what she meant.
A mischievous smile appeared on Yun Ruoxuan's face. Then it disappeared: "Uncle, do you know that I have never grown taller. My mother took me to the hospital before. After the doctor's examination, the doctor said that it is the necessary nutrients for the body, which are supplied to the brain. Therefore, the brain is highly developed. Developmental delay! This is the secret of my IQ far higher than ordinary people.
Liu Yihua wondered secretly, thinking: This secret doesn't seem to have anything to do with my not forgiving you, does it
A blush appeared on Yun Ruoxuan's face, and she said coyly: "Although my physical development is slow, my mind is much more mature than my classmates. When they were still ignorantly trying to make some slight [physical] contact, I had already passed through the computer The Internet understands all the direct and indirect relationships between love and sex. Most of men's love is controlled by sex, while women's sexuality is related to love... "
Liu Yihua opened his mouth wide, almost unable to close it, and thought: Ruoxuan is more emotional than Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue only understands some knowledge of physiology and hygiene, this one even thoroughly understands the phenomenon and essence!
Yun Ruoxuan's face suddenly turned pale, and her voice became quite trembling: "There are many female students in school who are pursued, and Xiaoxue and Xiaoyue have a large number of suitors. I am the only one who doesn't like any boys!" Liu Yihua couldn't help but hugged Yun Ruoxuan, pulled her into his arms and said, "The boys in your school are all blind, Ruozeng is so cute, it's just that they don't know how to appreciate it!"
Yun Ruoxuan looked up at Liu Yihua, her eyes were slightly red: "Really? But... But Ruoxuan's chest is very small
They all said Ruoyi was Princess Taiping and the airport..."
Liu Yihua coughed dryly. This question is also a fact. For a while, he really couldn't find any words to comfort Yun Ruozhi. Looking at Yun Ruoxuan's weeping eyes, he finally had no choice but to say nonsense: "It's better to have a big one. Small is wonderful. I heard that girls with small chests, next..." Next? How can I say the following things? Liu Yihua got stuck halfway through, how could he discuss that issue with a little girl in front of her
Yun Ruoxuan leaned into Liu Yihua's arms shyly, and whispered timidly: "How did uncle know, how did he know that the bottom of the house is very special and should be a famous weapon!
Liu Yihua was tongue-tied for a while, thinking: What do I know. Famous utensils? I have heard the word.
Sensing that Liu Yihua's eyes suddenly became a little strange, Yun Ruoxuan's little head raised just now was buried in Liu Yihua's arms again, like a shy kitten.
Yun Ruozhu's cute appearance like a little girl is too deceiving, even a big girl who knows her IQ is as high as 1 in 3.
Yun Ruoxuan obviously wanted to tell Liu Yihua something, but she kept saying something here and there, unconsciously, she had already relaxed Liu Yihua's mind, and when she accepted something, she no longer resisted it.
A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier: A man who doesn't want to be famous is not a real man! As a man, Liu Yihua is naturally very curious about famous utensils, but he said before that he is not a beast, so naturally he can't talk about it now, let Yun Ruoxuan take off his clothes for him to see, of course it is not good to have an in-depth discussion with her, this "Famous device, what are its characteristics.
While Liu Yihua was in a trance, Yun Ruoxuan slightly poked her head out of Liu Yihua's cup, and said quickly: "That day, Uncle Xiaoxue and Xiaoyue helped Ruoxuan celebrate her birthday, and also gave Ruozhi a bottle Perfume, this is the first time someone gave me an adult gift when I grew up! In the past, on my birthday, all my classmates gave me gifts that were either dolls or small toys, and I didn’t like them at all!”
At this time, Yun Ruoxuan's mood also fluctuated slightly: "I hate that people always treat me like a little girl, I am smarter than all my classmates, even the teacher.
I know everything they know: and I know a lot of things they don't! Only Uncle, you treat me like an adult, and the birthday present you gave me is perfume! So, from then on, I decided that I must get close to my uncle, get to know him better, and then become his wife! "What a shocking little girl's oath! Liu Yihua suddenly looked at the little girl in his arms, but saw that Yun Ruozhi no longer avoided, but bravely looked at him.
"You are still young, you are still an umbrella child!" Liu Yihua felt that his voice was very dry, and dealing with such a child was more difficult than dealing with a dozen big men.
Yun Ruoxuan looked at Liu Yihua calmly, and said indifferently: "My biological age is already fifteen years old. I will get an ID card next year. At that time, I will be responsible for my civil capacity. That is to say, Next year, it is my 〖自〗 freedom to fall in love with anyone, even my mother can't control it!"
Liu Yihua almost didn't choke on his own saliva. He found that facing a genius girl with an IQ of 190, he really couldn't treat her as an ordinary child, but had to treat her as an adult.
Yun Ruozhi's following words left Liu Yihua speechless: "Uncle, according to the criminal law, sex with a girl under the age of fourteen is considered rape regardless of whether the person agrees or not~
jiān underage girl. I'm fifteen years old, is it okay for us to have a relationship? "
Liu Yihua's forehead was already in a cold sweat, such a straightforward little girl, it is really difficult for people today to deal with! Finally, Liu Yihua's brain was full of inspiration, and suddenly said: "Ruoxuan, slow down, slow down! It seems that you are telling me your secret now, instead of discussing whether we should have a relationship, and whether I will be okay after the relationship Right?" Yun Ruosu wrinkled her little nose angrily, as if she was not reconciled to being unable to stun Liu Yihua. After all, she is a genius girl. If one plan fails, she makes another plan.
"They're just talking about secrets... Could it be that uncle really wants to have sex with Ruozhi? I hate it! Uncle is so sexy!" Yun Ruoxuan shyly fell on the floor, and gently covered her small face with her fingers, Putting on a pitiful appearance of being about to be abused, Liu Yihua almost vomited blood! ! .