Crazy consumption!
Are nightclub patrons afraid of spending money? Of course not afraid, you have to give people a reason to spend money! Tonight, Liu Yihua gave them a reason!
Just kidding, can I have a chance to dance with the lead dj? Needless to say, being able to hug the sexy waist of the leading dancer DJ is so beautiful even if you look at it up close! Why don't you hurry up and go out to spend? What are you doing in a daze
All of a sudden, several toilets in the nightclub were full, and more than 200 male guests and more than 100 female guests were eager to release water, clean water to drink foreign wine!
All of a sudden, the bar counter, mommy, waiters... were surrounded by crazy guests! Well, with so much money, don’t spend it quickly, when will you be able to spend it!
Upon seeing this, the manager of the dance hall immediately took advantage of the situation and robbed... Notified the cashier: All drinks, waitress fees, service fees, etc. are all increased by 30!
10 minutes later, the ballroom manager went crazy, he was crazy!
Upon seeing this, the manager of the dance hall immediately took advantage of the situation and robbed... Notified the cashier: All drinks, waitress fees, service fees, etc. are all increased by 30!
10 minutes later, the ballroom manager went crazy, he was crazy!
drinks
Customer A: "Hey, waiter... bring me 2 bottles of xo..."
Guest B: "Waiter, I also want 2 bottles of xo... What's missing? What about Hennessy and Martell? Anyway, whatever is the most expensive will come!"
Guest C: "What foreign wine does the waiter have? What? Only Louis XIII left? More than 10,000 bottles? Damn, okay, two bottles! I must hug the waist of the leading dance lady!"
Guest Ding: "What? All the foreign wines are gone? The last two bottles of Louis XIII were also taken away by this big brother? Hey, big brother, can you sell me a bottle? You see, you can drink it alone 2 bottles?"
Guest C: "Fuck! If I can't drink it, I'll take it home! It's none of your business!"
The guest is crazy, what should I do if there is no foreign wine? Beer is not worth the money! What is the most expensive thing in a nightclub besides drinks? By the way, miss! Hey... waiter! Where is your mommy? I want to call Miss!
Miss
Group A Mommy: What's the matter, sir? Oh need miss? 5? But you just call 5 girls by yourself...
Guest: What's the matter? Is there a prescribed quantity for Miss Ming? I just want to call 5 girls!
Mommy in Group B: Sir, you are in the lobby! Calling a lady is usually in the box...
Guest: Damn, who stipulated that you can't call Miss in the lobby? The boxes have already been sold out! I'm going to call Miss in the lobby! 3 more...
Group C Mommy: May I ask what this lady called me? Ah, you... you... are a woman! How can you call me Miss...
Female guest: Fuck! Does the law stipulate that women are not allowed to be called Miss? Um? If you don't arrange for me, I will sue you for discrimination against women! I'm a lawyer! Arrange 2 ladies for me! Hohoho, you must get the chance to have dinner with that dj tonight!
Group d Mommy: Excuse me, sir, the last lady in our nightclub has been arranged out just now... well, but we also have a hygienic aunt here... Well, it's just a little older, you see
Guest: Shit! Even grandma can do it! I don't like her, it's just that someone spends money on top of her! Mommy, can you see if there are cleaners? It's not possible for men to...
tip
Ms. A: Sir, tonight Mommy said that our tips should be collected in advance... Wow, more than 2,000, sir, you are so generous!
Guest: Weighs! I didn't get any wine! I only called you a lady again... I can't help it, how can I spend my wallet if I don't tip you more? But you have to write me a receipt! Later, you have to help me prove how much tip I gave you, otherwise the ballroom will not be able to count my total consumption.
Ms. B: After taking a plastic bag handed to her by the customer, Ms. B muttered: "What is it! They charge you a tip in advance, why did you give me such a broken bag? Ah... so much money? It's all 10 yuan?"
Guest: Well, this is the payment I just received today, 10,000 yuan! I don’t even bother to take the 10 yuan, so I’ll give it to you, just testify to me later!
Waiter: Oh, sir, why are you giving me so much money? I... I'm not a miss? Won't let you touch me! Of course, if you have more money, can you discuss it...
Guest: "Pfft..." A sip of tea spewed out, and said: "Please, big sister, I don't want to do anything to you just like a dinosaur! You can just testify to me about these tips later!"
Soy Sauce Maker: Sir, I'm just here to make soy sauce... Why do you give me so much money
Guest: Cough cough cough... I don't care if you sell soy sauce or vinegar! Do you want this money? Testify to me when you want to wait until the checkout!
Telephone
Phone 1: Hello? Wine company? I'm Mr. Luo from the nightclub? I am in urgent need of a large amount of wine in the dance hall? Well, the price is negotiable...be quick! Delivered within 1 hour!
Phone 2: Hello? Wife... I am in urgent need of money now, you immediately bring 50,000 cash to the nightclub and give it to me... Oh, okay, I will hand in more homework in the future... Hurry up, it is urgent!
Phone 3: Xiao Hua? Oh, Xiaohua, please contact the mommy and ladies in other dance halls... I need a lot of ladies here! Well, no matter how old or ugly you are, you are not afraid! There is a guaranteed tip when you come here... All taxi fees will be reimbursed!
...
Crazy... The whole ballroom was driven crazy by Liu Yihua's "three light policy"!
The instigator, Liu Yihua, was sitting leisurely in the dressing room drinking tea at this time.
Xiaoyue, Xiaoxue, and Zhang Guoli waited in front of them.
Xiaoyue went to see the madness outside the ballroom just now, and she came back and said, "Yihua, you really sold me and sister Yifei, right? Those rude guests, how can we dance with them!"
Seeing Xiaoxue on the side watching him nervously waiting for the answer, Liu Yihua smirked and said slowly, "Well, this one... this one, Xiaoyue won't sell it! Just sell Xiaoxue!"
Seeing Xiaoxue jumping up like a rabbit, he was about to protest... Liu Yihua put his hands on his old man and said, "Calm down! Calm down! Comrade... can you hold your breath! How will you perform tasks in the future?"
Looking at Xiaoyue and Xiaoxue's puzzled eyes, Liu Yihua laughed again and said, "Damn! You think I'm stupid! Would give my woman... oh, my woman to those perverts
Yifei, don't worry, I won't stay in this ballroom for too long, I'll leave after a few people.
By the way, this is your first time as a lead dance dj, and it will also be your last time. You are not allowed to perform in public places from now on! You are really addicted, can you dance for me, haha. "
At this time, the hostess, the original DJ, and the female lighting engineer walked into the sound control room, and the second half of karaoke began.
During the period, the female lighting engineer and the original DJ wanted to go to the dressing room several times, but in the end they hesitated and gave up.
Time flies, and it's 1 o'clock in a blink of an eye, and the nightclub is finally checking out!
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