make things difficult
The next day, Captain Niu used the traffic police to check the license plate information on the Internet, and the system prompted "Insufficient authority...". Before Captain Niu understood what was going on, the computer crashed. Later, the policewoman who managed the computer said that the system was broken, and the result of the query just now must be inaccurate!
As soon as Captain Niu turned around, the policewoman was practicing "polite expressions and greetings" in a low voice. The content is nothing more than Captain Niu, the "broom star", touched the computer, and the computer was paralyzed!
I will endure! Captain Niu gritted his teeth... Hey, who told the policewoman to be a relative of the detachment leader? What can you do? Can't afford it!
As if to verify the power of this "broom star", Captain Niu broke 2 telephones, 3 intercoms, 1 fax, 1 camera, 1 mirror, and 2 toilets in one afternoon. The captains all looked pale, and they didn't dare to shake hands, for fear that they would ruin their own "people"!
The extremely depressed Captain Niu was so angry that he left work early to pick up the children.
After getting in the car and starting the car, I only heard a few groans from the engine, a few dying gasps... and then everything was quiet!
Uh... Captain Niu went crazy after trying it a few times! I thought to myself: "Why is my luck so lucky today? And why do I always feel uneasy? Damn, it seems that when I was about to arrive at YY that night, I was overtaken by a jeep
Damn, don't let me see you again! Otherwise, see you once and detain you once! "Captain Niu is more superstitious, and Captain Niu feels that the omen of "being overtaken" is definitely not a good omen!
After a while, Captain Niu had no choice but to call the repairman. The mechanic got on the car and started it up, and after checking around, he said there was no problem.
Captain Niu cursed in his heart: Of course there will be no problem! This car is brand new! The Municipal Bureau just bought 25 vehicles last month. How can imported vehicles be so easily damaged? But why can't I start it on my own? Thinking of this, Captain Niu hated that off-road jeep even more!
After the repairman left, Captain Niu drove to pick up the child. As a result, after 10 minutes of turning off the car, there was no way to start it!
I can't bear it! Captain Niu called five auto repair shop repairmen for "consultation".
After emergency "consultation" by many experts, the result is - your vehicle is normal, and it can be used for at least 100 years!
Captain Huang got into the car in a hurry and found that it was okay—the engine didn't stop firing after several hours.
No matter how calm Captain Huang got into the car, he still felt flustered, and his stomach was also flustered. It seemed that he was hungry? Instead of panicking? Captain Huang comforted himself with the spirit of Ah Q.
I drove to find a large food stall, but the car still dared not turn off the engine. Captain Huang ate chicken, duck and fish, and drank a bottle of white wine. He felt really panicked in his heart!
After drinking and eating, Captain Huang got into the car and suddenly found that the pointer of the fuel gauge had reached the bottom at some point!
Depend on! It won't run out of gas halfway, right? Captain Huang cursed angrily in his heart, and then hurriedly drove to the gas station by taking a shortcut!
When passing by the entrance of Jinsheng Nightclub, Captain Huang had to slow down because there were too many people. When there were so many people just cursing in the middle of the night...Captain Huang saw something, which caused him to lose half of his drunkenness at once, but his anger increased by 10,000!
He saw the off-road jeep with the Beijing license plate that he had been cursing for a whole day!
Good boy, you still can't escape the palm of my hand! I can impound your car with any excuse! Let's see where you escape this time!
Seeing that the jeep with the Beijing license plate had left slowly, Captain Huang became anxious and stepped on the accelerator... and then on the brakes.
Damn, it's not that Captain Huang is out of his mind, it's because just as he accelerated, there was a person blocking the car in front of him! If Captain Huang hadn't braked so fast, he would have become a "flying man"!
Captain Huang's eyes are really white now with red lines and blood running through his pupils... He opened the car door with a yell and said angrily, "Hey! Who is here? How dare you stop your uncle from performing official duties! Wow...!"
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Speaking of that, Section Chief Li of the Second Hospital, when he saw that the policeman surnamed Lin was frightened by a phone call and didn’t dare to do anything to Liu Yihua, he secretly felt ruthless in his heart and must continue to sue!
Section Chief Li felt that he was fooled by a fake officer and got 200,000 yuan.
Seeing Liu Yihua and his party Shi Shiran leave the ballroom, getting into the car in a chic way and about to slip away, Section Chief Li scratched his head and scratched his head!
At this moment, Section Chief Li's eyes lit up, and he saw a police car driving over, so in a hurry, he stepped forward to stop the car with open arms, and shouted: "I'm wronged..." , Like the weak woman who stopped the sedan chair and shouted for injustice in ancient times!
After Section Chief Li saw the police car stop, a policeman got out of the car and scolded him for courting death... Only then did he realize that what he just did to stop the car was really dangerous! But now he didn't care about his fears anymore, he stepped forward and hurriedly said to the policeman, "Comrade policeman, I want to report the crime! There was a fake officer in the jeep in front just now!"
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Captain Huang was about to go mad to chase Liu Yihua's vehicle, when suddenly a fool who wanted to report the crime appeared. Not to mention how irritable he was, he said angrily: "I said comrade, you see clearly! I am the traffic police! You report the case to the traffic police." What!" Captain Huang was angry for a while, then suddenly came to his senses and said, "Ah? What did you say? A fake officer? In that jeep that drove away just now? Then why are you standing there, get in the car and chase after him?" ah!"
Section Chief Li finally stopped a police car, who cares what type of police it is? Although he called the police first, he felt a little depressed when he heard the other party say that he was a traffic policeman, but he didn't expect that the policeman on the other side would let him get in the car quickly to chase him. Section Chief Li became excited! Hurry up and climb into the police car in three steps and two steps.
Captain Huang gritted his teeth while driving and muttered: "Boy, let you surpass me! Let you affect my luck! I have to impound your car today! Haha, I didn't expect you to have today!"
Fortunately for Captain Huang, the jeep was not fast and did not make a turn on the horse, so they caught up within 3 minutes.
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It is said that after Liu Yihua stopped the car, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Damn these policemen are really endless! How to fight against yourself everywhere
After ordering Liu Yifei to close the window and wait in the car, Liu Yihua got out of the car by himself.
After getting out of the car, Liu Yihua saw that it was a traffic police vehicle, so he thought strangely: "Dizzy, when did the traffic police become so dedicated? Did they go to the road to check the car at 1 o'clock in the morning?"
Captain Huang saw the jeep obediently stopped in front of him, and a handsome and mighty guy got out of the car, and sighed in his heart that this guy is so handsome! And he has a good temperament, could it be that this kid surpasses me
When he came back to his senses, Captain Huang said: Hey... I said who... Are you the owner of the car? Someone reported that there was a fake officer in the car! And I suspect your license plate is fake! "
It's only now that Liu Yihua knows that this play is also the credit of Section Chief Li of the Second Hospital. Maybe the policeman was also fooled by him, but the policeman's quality and attitude...is too bad, right
Liu Yihua took a closer look inside the police car and found that Section Chief Li was really there, so he said loudly: "I say Section Chief Li, come out! It's nothing to shrink your head!"
Section Chief Li opened the car door and got down, and said bravely: "Who... who is a coward! Why are you so arrogant as a fake officer? You should be honest and be lenient!"
Liu Yihua joked: "Hey, does our Section Chief Li sound like a judge! What's wrong, 110 is not allowed to call the police... You fooled a traffic police car to chase me? But it seems, it seems that the traffic police can only check Car? But there is nothing wrong with my car! There is no driving violation, why are you yelling at us to stop?"
Captain Huang didn't even bother to look at him after seeing the kid in front of him get off the car, he just talked to that Section Chief Li, his weak self-esteem was severely hit, at this moment he was in a panic and said: "Damn, what's wrong with the traffic police? You didn't violate the rules today, but what about the other few days? A few days ago, your car was seriously speeding in the urban area after 9 o'clock in the evening, isn't this considered a violation?"
Liu Yihua said depressedly: "Wow, you also know what happened a few days ago? Did you see it with your own eyes? What evidence do you have to prove that I was speeding?"
Captain Huang proudly said: "Haha, I'm the proof! I was driving at a speed of more than 70 kilometers at the time, and I didn't expect to let you overtake it! What else do you have to say now!"
Liu Yihua asked strangely: "Comrade policeman, were you on mission that night?"
Seeing Captain Huang shaking his head, Liu Yihua said again: "Well, you didn't perform the task, why are you driving so fast? The speed limit in the urban area is 60 kilometers, but your speed is more than 70 kilometers, and you have already exceeded the speed limit. Looking for someone else's fault?"
Captain Huang gave Liu Yihua an excuse, choked for a long time and couldn't speak, and then said with a guilty conscience: "What's wrong with my speeding? I am a police car and have certain privileges. Even speeding is normal!"
Liu Yihua made a sudden realization and said: "Oh, I understand! The prohibition of speeding is stipulated by your traffic police, and then you traffic police can speed up for fun... ordinary people can't!
Oh, this is the legend: "Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps", right
Then I am a commoner now, and you are a state official, and you are now-the state official setting fire? "
Liu Yihua made a sudden realization and said: "Oh, I understand! The prohibition of speeding is stipulated by your traffic police, and then you traffic police can speed up for fun... ordinary people can't!
Oh, this is the legend: "Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps", right
Then I am a commoner now, and you are a state official, and you are now-the state official setting fire? "
"You...you...you're just messing around! Damn it, our police cars have this privilege anyway!" Captain Huang was now a little forceful.
"Oh, understand! Privileges... that is, you can set fires, but we can only light lamps!
However, according to your theory, is it a law maker, and it’s okay to break the law? Because they are the law makers, they can break the law and not get punished? "
"That's called sophistry! Police cars have some privileges, which are recognized by law! For example, tolls, our police cars are free, but your ordinary cars have to pay!" Captain Huang felt that he was backed by the law, so his voice became louder!
"Hehe, that's right! Police cars have this privilege, which everyone agrees to, and it's commonplace! But don't use this kind of 'privilege' as an excuse! This kind of privilege should be used quietly, and shouted loudly. Use drops!
And here you are shouting openly: I have privileges! This is wrong!
And do you think you have privileges for your vehicle? I have this one too! You can also violate the rules and speeding at will!
Oh, by the way: I don't have to pay tolls for this car either! "Liu Yihua now feels that he is joking with the police on the opposite side, and by the way, talk about the weather today... It's also very good, anyway, it's okay to be idle, so just entertain the other party.
Captain Huang was furious, but it seemed that what Liu Yihua said was reasonable, and what he said was a bit unreasonable, and even if he wanted to refute it, he couldn't find a high-sounding reason! So he could only say harshly: "Okay! Even if you haven't violated the regulations or speeded! But I suspect that your license plate is fake! Because I can't find the license plate information on the traffic police network!
A fake license plate, what are the privileges? joke! "
Liu Yihua was surprised and thought: "No way? Computers? In my previous life, it seemed that in 1993 and 1994, some traffic police systems had computer inquiries. Why is it so advanced now in early 1992? Damn, has history changed a little?"
Seeing that Liu Yihua was silent, Captain Huang thought he was scared, so he sneered and said, "Hmph, are you scared? Take out your driving license and have a look! I want to see where the license plate is!"
"Oh, you said that you can't find my vehicle information in the computer? Wow, comrade policeman, can I understand this: one night, you are riding the wind and waves and speeding forward, and at this time my speed is a bit faster than yours. A little bit, so you, boss, are very unhappy, you wrote down my license plate, and then traced the origin of our vehicle, and waited for an opportunity to retaliate... Comrade police, do I understand right?"
"Uh... How does this kid know what's on my mind?" Captain Huang shuddered, feeling a little guilty.
"Damn, don't change the subject, so what... Hurry up and hand over your driving license and driver's license!"
Liu Yihua walked to the side of the car, opened the door, Liu Yifei rolled down the glass, Comrade Liu said: "Show them the car license, try to deal with it normally."
Liu Yifei said helplessly: "Chief, I only have two military vehicle certificates on me, and the national security license plate certificate is on Zhang Guoli. Why don't we wait for Zhang Guoli to come over?"
Liu Yihua sighed and said: "Hey, I guess Zhang Guoli took a shortcut and rushed to the hotel! Forget it, let's change the military license. It seems that I can't leave today without some privileges!"
Comrade Liu took the driving license, handed it to the policeman and said, "Comrade, we are in a hurry, and our vehicle is more special than yours, and our privileges are greater than yours! You should check it quickly!"
Captain Huang took the certificate and looked at it, dizzy, why is it a military certificate? Wasn't it the capital license just now? But he glanced at the car and was startled: now this jeep has a military plate on it, and the original Beijing ordinary license plate is gone!
Captain Huang rubbed his eyes and said in surprise: "What... what's going on? Ah, it seems that you are really a fake officer! And you even fake a military badge! Well, tell me clearly at the Public Security Bureau!" Captain Huang After speaking, he even took out his pistol and stared at Comrade Liu.
Liu Yihua was quite speechless, and now he finally understands the madness of Minister Li: If people suspect that you are fake, you really have no way to explain it!
With a wry smile, Comrade Liu said to Captain Huang: "Comrade policeman, please look at this license plate and certificate clearly! Don't you know whether it's real or fake? Besides, I'm saving face for you. You have no right to inspect military vehicles. Well, please Return the documents to me, we still have something to do, we have to go first!"
Captain Huang put the ID in his pocket and said, "Don't talk nonsense, all the military vehicles and officers are fake! Hurry up and come back to the station with me for inspection, don't force me to shoot you! If you want to run away, I will count you as you." Absconding in fear of crime, escaping in trouble, you can find any excuse anyway! Damn, dare to surpass me! See how you die later!"
Liu Yihua's face is very dark now, and he is a ****. He originally thought that this policeman was bewitched by Section Chief Li to track him down. He turned out to be a shameless villain! Just because I passed him once faster, let the policeman in front of me be angry and narrow-minded enough to take revenge? How can such a person remain in the police force? "
Liu Yihua ignored Captain Huang's yelling from behind, turned around and patted on the car door, let Liu Yifei get off, and said, "Take back your car card and leave in a minute. You can use some tricks, but you can't draw a gun!" Comrade Liu got into the car after speaking Close your eyes and rest up.
When Liu Yifei came down, she first took out her military officer's card to show her identity, and said, "I am a captain officer of the Security Bureau of the General Staff, please return our military vehicle driving license immediately, and I will give you 30 seconds! Otherwise, you will be at your own risk!"
When Captain Huang saw such a beautiful military officer, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he was fascinated and said: "Ah, there is another fake officer!
Haha, beautiful officer? Such a beautiful woman will go to the army? Come on, why don't you pretend to be a military officer
And look at your license plate, single digits! That's the license plate of the chief of the military region! is it possible? Falsification should also be serious and professional, okay
Yoyo, this figure... By the way, come here quickly, I suspect that you have other fake documents on you, let my brother search you! "
After Captain Huang finished speaking, the salty pig's hand stretched out...
Tonight, he drank a bottle of white wine, and at this moment, being blown by the wind, he was a little dazed and forgetful, and only had this superb beauty in his eyes.
Seeing Captain Huang's outstretched hands, Liu Yifei didn't dodge, just looked at the military watch on her wrist, and said coldly: "30 seconds is up!" Then she turned around and kicked Captain Huang to the side! Then he stepped forward with a blank expression and reached out to take back the car card from Captain Huang's pocket, turned around and left. While walking, he said coldly: "If this is in the capital, I can play you to death! Pervert! Scum!"
Captain Huang was kicked by Liu Yifei for several meters, but Liu Yifei didn't use his strength because she felt that Liu Yihua didn't want to make things big, otherwise Captain Huang would basically faint.
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