No one thought that Zhao Guanren was a shit-stirring stick, he dared to stir up shit from anyone else, a deputy commander told him to get on the ground, the two families of Zhao and Chen were fighting fiercely, the eight major parties kept him at a respectful distance, the military I can't wait to let him go out immediately, only the reporter regards him as a sweet potato.
"What the hell are you doing, just arrange this kind of room for the pavilion master..."
Lin Duoduo became angry when he entered the dormitory building. Zhao Guanren was assigned to a double room on the third floor. Not only did the room not have a bathroom, but there were more than a dozen rooms facing each other in a corridor. Men and women lived on the same floor, which was the same as the old-fashioned dormitory of a dilapidated school. Sample.
"Don't get angry at me, I'm just a housekeeper..."
An aunt was carrying two bags of daily necessities, and said: "The order from above must treat every soldier who holds a license equally, and you must not treat them badly or make special arrangements. Besides, the dormitories here are all the same, and the double room is still treated as an officer. Others At least a six-person room!"
"I don't pay much attention to food and lodging, it's fine here, right! Is Raichu back..."
Zhao Guanren turned on the chandelier and walked into the dormitory. Lu Datou's luggage was placed on the ground, but the dormitory manager said, "I didn't see you back. I brought the luggage in. Lin Duoduo, you live in 303 in front. Men and women cannot share the same room. This has been taken over!"
"I'm not a big soldier..."
Lin Duoduo yelled: "I'm his fiancée, not only will we live together tonight, we'll also be in this bridal chamber!"
"Whose fiancee are you, why don't I know..."
Mei Lingxiang suddenly came in from the door. She was actually wearing a black special combat uniform, a high ponytail, light makeup on her face, and two female majors behind her. A glamorous female instructor.
"Hehe~ Just kidding! I agreed to give him a massage..."
Lin Duoduo stepped aside with a sneer, and Mei Lingxiang said solemnly: "From today onwards, I will be the chief instructor of this building. From now on, you can call me Instructor Mei, but after the lights are turned off at nine o'clock, men and women are not allowed to live together. Close the confinement!"
"Bring me a basin of water, I want to wash my feet..."
Zhao Guanren slumped on the bed, took out the basic exercise manual and flipped through it, but didn't even look at her. Mei Lingxiang's cold and arrogant attitude was all exposed to the air, and after a moment of hesitation, she said: "Training at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, don't you?" You must be late!"
"oh!"
Zhao Guanren turned over and faced her with his butt. Mei Lingxiang took a deep breath before turning her head and leaving. She led the female majors to round the room one by one. The license holders were almost all old fritters. Men and women mixed together to play cards and smoke. It is difficult for ordinary people to let them Buy it.
"Go back and rest, I'll go to the bathroom..."
After Mei Lingxiang walked around upstairs, she left the two female majors and went downstairs alone. At this time, there was only half an hour left before the lights were turned off. Unexpectedly, she had just arrived outside Zhao Guanren's 311 dormitory when she suddenly heard Lin Duoduo's coquettish voice inside. Said: "It's so cool, hee hee~ It's so hard!"
"Boom~"
Mei Lingxiang slammed the door open with one palm, but Zhao Guanren was sitting on the edge of the bed wearing big underpants, Lin Duoduo was kneeling behind him and rubbing his shoulders, and there was an extra skylark sitting on a small stool for him to squeeze. The "really hard" part of the foot should be his shoulder muscles.
"What are you doing? Scared me..."
Zhao Guanren turned his head in astonishment, and Mei Lingxiang reprimanded without changing her expression: "You are soldiers now, not landlords, riches and maidservants, and this is a military training camp, not a resort hotel, let's see what you look like , all go back to my room and sleep!"
"Instructor Mei! You are too lenient..."
The two girls stood up reluctantly, but Mei Lingxiang's seniority and cultivation level were scary, so they could only obey obediently no matter how unwilling they were, and Mei Lingxiang kept staring at the two of them, as if she had caught her. The vixen is seducing her underage son.
"Little Green Five!"
After Lin Duoduo and Skylark went out, Mei Lingxiang stepped forward and shouted
He reprimanded him: "Be more honest, and let me catch you fooling around with female students. I'm not polite to you. Your behavior is self-willed and depraved!"
"Instructor Mei!"
Zhao Guanren lazily turned over, and said to her with his buttocks: "Please close the door when you go out, and don't open the door of male students at random next time. I don't promise to wear clothes at all times, and if you don't like me , stop swaying in front of me!"
"you… "
Mei Lingxiang stared at him angrily, but Zhao Guanren didn't pay attention to her at all, and took out the cheat book to read it by herself, so she stomped her foot angrily, turned her head and strode outside, even slamming the door There was a loud noise, and the neighbors on the left and right were so shocked that they all looked out.
"Ji Tsui..."
The whistle to turn off the lights finally rang, and all the dormitories except the corridor were cut off. Mei Lingxiang was sitting in the dormitory, upset. She did not go to the senior officer's suite, but chose Zhao Guanren's downstairs. Live alone in a double-edged room.
"Little bastard! If you dare to flirt with me, I will never let you go..."
Mei Lingxiang waited abruptly for more than half an hour, grabbed a flashlight and slipped out the door again. Sure enough, just as she had guessed, a large group of desperadoes gathered together, no matter what the camp rules and military laws were, many men and women worked in the dark Together, there are suppressed and ecstatic moans everywhere.
"Hmph~ a bunch of mobs..."
Mei Lingxiang came to the third floor with a cold face, and suddenly saw a few men and women running around in the corridor, some with bare buttocks and no clothes on. As soon as she saw him, she immediately fled back to the dormitory, and Mei Lingxiang didn't Despite all this, he slowly stopped outside Zhao Guanren's Room 311.
"..."
Zhao Guanren's room was extremely quiet, but Mei Lingxiang was a little unbelievable. She knew exactly what kind of peeing that little prostitute was, so she called out the sect's most precious cold jade sword, and quietly poked a small hole in the wooden door , pouted on the door opening.
'What is this doing...'
Mei Lingxiang's eyes widened in surprise. Zhao Guanren didn't secretly look for a woman. Instead, he tied his waist to the head of the bed with a rope and forced himself to meditate. The way he practiced his kung fu was also very strange. He covered his lower abdomen with one hand, He rested his chin in one hand.
'Break the seal! It turned out that I wanted to restore my memory...'
Mei Lingxiang finally understood. She heard Zhao Guanren mention that as long as she meditates, she will fall asleep, and tying herself up is like hanging a beam and stabbing her butt. She really didn't expect Zhao Guanren to be so self-disciplined and self-improving, so she hurried out of the room quietly opened.
"No one can succeed casually, the little prostitute really has another side..."
Mei Lingxiang walked into the toilet thoughtfully, and suddenly heard a woman say: "The surname Mei is really not a thing, they only helped her break through the realm in the afternoon, and she came here to be a lackey at night If you keep staring at Lu Xiaowu, you will suffer together with us!"
"That's not right! The dormitory building is crazy, no one cares..."
Another woman replied: "We license holders will go to the battlefield sooner or later, maybe we won't even have the chance to go home and take a look. Who doesn't want to indulge before sacrifice, Skylark washed his ass before, and was forced to The old hag is out!"
"The old hag must be a psychopath. An old maid who has never found a man all her life, she feels uncomfortable when she sees people making out. I guess the green little five intestines will regret it..."
"The old hag feels good about herself. She thinks of herself as a fairy all day long. The boxer briefs she wears are so dirty, and the bra is embroidered with peonies. My grandma doesn't wear those anymore..."
"She still bathes with soap, and she smells of soapy water everywhere she goes. The eldest brother in our class said that when he smells that smell, he thinks of his deceased mother. She has an aura of abstinence..."
"Hahaha… "
The three women laughed unscrupulously. Mei Lingxiang stood at the door trembling with anger, but she turned her head and went downstairs, and walked into the bedroom with a livid face, but when she looked at the underwear in the closet, sure enough! They are all old-fashioned styles in white and white.
"A group of little sluts, I will make you look good tomorrow..."
Mei Lingxiang cursed angrily, suddenly pulled out the magic sword in her waist, and wringed all her underwear to shreds. Still puzzled after thinking about it, she took out the time-honored soap that she had used for decades, and threw it away To the ground stomped pulpy.
"Master Uncle! Are you still asleep..."
The door was suddenly knocked by Zhao Fanxue, and Mei Lingxiang hurriedly kicked the rotten soap under the bed, took the emergency light and closed the closet, opened the door and asked, "Fanxue! What happened to your house? I heard people say that your dad got into a fight with the Chen family?"
"Chen Wucang! She made us fool..."
Zhao Fanxue walked in and told about the Heavenly Demon Order, and added: "We really underestimated her, we didn't expect her to be so scheming, but Lu Xiaowu must have seen through her tricks, not only didn't make trouble, but also took the initiative Tell my dad!"
"The bear boy is very clever, it's not so easy to think bad about him..."
Mei Lingxiang put down the emergency light absent-mindedly, and squeaked: "Um... Fanxue! Did you bring new underwear? I lost the bag for my underwear, and I lost the laundry bag, right! You guys What do girls use for bathing?"
"Shower gel! I'll get it for you..."
Zhao Fanxue ran out with a smile, and soon came back with a bag of things, closed the door and said with a smile: "Master Uncle! Bathing with soap is not good for the skin. My body wash and shampoo are special care for your skin." We have sensitive skin like this!"
"I don't pay attention to these, I can use anything..."
Mei Lingxiang took the things with a smile, and Zhao Fanxue took out two new sets of underwear, which were actually lace hollow styles. She blushed and said in surprise: "You don't have a boyfriend, why are you wearing such sexy clothes? Isn't it appropriate to wear this?"
"Uncle Master! This is still called sexy, I'm already very conservative, okay..."
Zhao Fanxue smiled wryly and said: "I often practice duels with my brothers and sisters. Sometimes it is inevitable that I will lose my clothes. If you wear too old-fashioned, it will make people laugh. You haven't seen the new batch of female disciples. They are all in yoga pants and small clothes. Vest, for today's people, appearance and figure are also a kind of hard power!"
"Hehe~ I'll have someone buy it for me tomorrow, I'll wear this first..."
Mei Lingxiang looked reluctant, and Zhao Fanxue asked again: "Master Uncle! Lu Xiaowu didn't cause trouble for you tonight, right? He has become the focus of attention now, and the military has a lot of headaches for him. Telling you to come over and stare at him is not a good thing!"
"No one asked me to stare at him, I was the instructor..."
Mei Lingxiang looked at her confusedly, but Zhao Fanxue said, "Why don't you know? The military specially went to find the head, and asked you to stay here as the chief instructor and watch over the green for them. Xiao Wu, ordinary people can't handle that shit-stirring stick at all!"
"What?"
Mei Lingxiang's complexion changed, and she said angrily: "The headmaster didn't tell me clearly, no wonder Xiao Wu acted like he didn't want to see me, after a long time I actually became the military's eyeliner, Xiao Wu must have thought I was here Deliberately targeting him really pissed me off!"
"Target it, just target it, that kind of person can't give him a good face, otherwise he will take an inch..."
Zhao Fanxue curled her lips dismissively, and Mei Lingxiang hurriedly told her to go back to her room to rest, but after closing the door she was blind again, and she couldn't knock on Zhao Guanren's door in the middle of the night, but she felt uncomfortable if she didn't explain.
"Hey~ Let's talk about it tomorrow morning, it's not too late..."
Mei Lingxiang sighed and closed the curtains, took off her coat in a strange way, and put her little disciple's underwear on her body to make gestures, but she didn't know what she thought of, and suddenly dropped the underwear in frustration, and dived into the room. There was a howl in the bed.
out the window!
A puff of black smoke slowly floated to the third floor, the chasing ball on the window sill did not light up, Zhao Guanren was still concentrating on practicing, but the black smoke grinned in a low voice: "You want to break the seal, Zhao Guanren! Just be a good-for-nothing for the rest of your life! Hmph~"