The opening meeting of the training camp turned the Zhao family into a press conference, with various apologies, oaths, and donations. They even used Zero, who had just revealed his identity, as a role model for the whole family and the entire army, and praised him emphatically. Fan.
"Wow! There are so many beautiful girls in the Imperial City team, hurry up and squeeze..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the auditorium in a line. He has never been to college, let alone lived in a school, and he has never even participated in military training. The training camp of more than a thousand people is very new to him, but he always feels that something is missing. , it should be Lu Datou who sang with him.
"Everyone lined up according to category and went to different warehouses to attend classes..."
Mei Lingxiang stood on the playground holding a megaphone. The license holders were divided into five types, and they were furthered according to their specialties. Even all-round talents would be arranged to learn from each other's strengths, but Zhao Guanren didn't know where to go to attend the lectures. That's right.
"Little Green Five!"
Mei Lingxiang came over suddenly and said: "Although you are an all-around talent, your combat power is weak. Come and listen to my class!"
"No! Your level can't teach me..."
Zhao Guanren turned his head and mixed in with the group of people. He didn't give Mei Lingxiang any good looks at all. The ugly Mei Lingxiang couldn't say anything in public, so she could only lead the students to class, and Zhao Guanren knew where the shortcomings were. That is the loss of combat experience.
"I'll go! There is no basic class..."
Zhao Guanren went to six classrooms in a row. Although the instructors talked about dry goods, none of them were suitable for a rookie. His cultivation experience was basically zero, and the level of what he taught was too high. In the end, he listened to himself completely paste.
"Hey~ let's start from the beginning, go to the basics with the soldiers..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of a warehouse dejectedly, sat on a tricycle and lit a cigarette, who knew that Ling also came out, lowered his head and rubbed an earthen cigarette with his hands, he wondered: "Zero? Why did you come out?" Yes, smoking is not allowed in the factory again!"
"What the instructor said is wrong, I can't listen anymore..."
Ling came over and shook his head and said: "They always want to use the smallest skill and release the strongest moves, they don't pay attention to hand-to-hand combat at all, once they let the enemy get close, they will die miserably, but team battles are often encounters, wait and see When you reach the enemy, it's already in front of you!"
"Don't rub it! Come on, take a Hanako..."
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, and said, "Not only do I agree with you, but you all gained experience at the expense of your life, by the way! What is your cultivation level now?"
"The second floor of the Moon Realm! It's about to break through the third floor..."
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren coughed violently from the smoke, and said in surprise, "You're not kidding, you're only in your thirties. Could it be that you're a rare genius, or are you guys so cruel?"
"It's nothing..."
Zero calmly sat on the tricycle, and said: "Our family has the Foundation Establishment Pill bestowed by Zhao Laozu. It was used at the age of six to lay the foundation. Anyone who is a little smarter can enter the Moon Realm, but my father said that the tree attracts the wind, so I always say I am Jiuxing, don't tell others!"
"I go!"
Zhao Guanren hastily said: "Zero! Why don't you just be my instructor. In fact, I have amnesia, and I have forgotten all the basic knowledge. The lectures taught by the instructors are not suitable for me. How about your soul-locking pearl?"
"I don't want the soul-locking orb, I don't like to let demons assist in the battle, they are our natural enemies..."
At midnight Huazi took two puffs and said: "This cigarette is good, you can buy me two packs of this cigarette, I will teach you what I know, but I have to ask you to borrow some money to buy a ticket. Today, I want to go back to Shensha Bay and tell the Ling Family Army about the evacuation!"
"Don't mention money to me, money is nothing, go! Let's go buy cigarettes..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and led him to the commissary, and bought a second-hand mobile phone for minor use. He followed the two to the training room of the camp, but Zhao Guanren soon discovered that Zero was not cold, but introverted. He will answer whatever.
"This room
The training room is good, let's train here..."
Zhao Guanren pushed open a rusty door. This was a training room transformed from a basketball gymnasium. There were all kinds of equipment for training reaction and strength, but it was covered by thick dust. Don't care about these.
"I'll try your skills, you can attack me at will..."
Zero unloaded the heavy wooden box on his back and walked to a large soft cushion. Zhao Guanren put down the broken knife and threw his fist at him in the face without being polite to him. Naturally, Zero easily dodged, but Zhao Guanren never Fighting for strength, turning around is full of insidious tricks.
"Wait a moment!"
After taking two steps back, Zero said in surprise: "Your reaction is so fast, and your physical strength is also very strong. Before you lost your memory, you must have been a seasoned master. It is difficult for me to subdue you without using my skills. Pay attention, I Now it's time for the real thing!"
"Don't! You're here to teach me, and we're not dueling..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him dumbfounded, and scratched the back of his head stupidly, so he had no choice but to walk to a blackboard and start giving lectures, imparting all his experience in dealing with monsters. Not only were all the lectures solid, but they were also very suitable for those with low combat power. rookie.
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"No! Let me rest for a while..."
Zhao Guanren was lying on the ground sweating profusely. Zero is definitely a reliable martial idiot, and he has learned a lot from him. After the pair practiced, they even forgot to sleep and eat. The two didn't even eat lunch, and they had been practicing since morning In the afternoon.
"Your physical strength is really strong. My legs have been weak for a long time, and I have been holding on until now..."
Zero also sat on the ground limply. Zhao Guanren took a bottle of water and threw it to him, and asked, "How many people are there in Minghedu? Why don't you want to come out after so many years? Are you looking for it among relatives?"
"Chenshawan was originally an ancient village, but we have developed three villages with nearly 2,000 people..."
Ling drank water and said: "The way out of the mountain is long and dangerous, but we have long been used to it. There is nothing wrong with men farming and women weaving, and monsters are not stupid. They usually don't come to attack us. It's just that we have more women than men. I will sleep with whoever needs it for a few days, so I have never been married!"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren spit out a mouthful of water, sat up suddenly and said in surprise: "Your village is so open, you can find any man if you need it. Do you only provide services for widows, or are married women also involved?"
"It's not as messy as you think. If you get married, you won't be able to get married. If you break your shoes, you will be stripped and beaten..."
A cigarette at Zero Point said: "We have a family planning department there. They will figure out who cannot have close relatives to have children. Those who are not close relatives and those who are not married can sleep together, but they can't sleep in vain. They have to eat and drink for me, and they have to pay Just help my family grow the land, if you want to borrow it, the price will be calculated!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him dully, and stammered, "You are a, a duck, if the old woman asks you, will you agree?"
"That's right! But we are called cowherds, and I am the head of the top ten cowherds in Chenshawan..."
Ling said generously: "But in a small business, you can't choose the beauty and ugliness of your customers. If you lose your reputation, no one will look for it. This is a handicraft handed down from our family. My grandfather handed it over to me when he couldn't do it anymore. , can’t destroy the signboard of our ancestors!”
"..."
Zhao Guanren was stunned for a long time, and asked with a blink of an eye, "Then how did you get the travel expenses after you left the mountain? Didn't you sleep all the way?"
"Of course! I don't have any money outside the mountain..."
Ling smoked a cigarette and said: "When I went to the entrance of the village, I put a sign saying Nine Star Cowherd, ten yuan a time, and I earned more than a thousand, but later someone said that I was a chicken, and the police were going to arrest me. I didn't I ran away because I was masked because I was afraid of being discovered by the police!"
"Senior! Idol! Please teach me this skill..."
Zhao Guanren cupped his fists and couldn't say a word, but Ling shook his head and said: "This is not good, this skill is obtained from the ancestor Zhao.
Come here, Zhao Laozu even wrote an inscription himself, one does not steal, two does not rob, work only needs a bed, does not feel dirty, does not fear hardship, solves domestic needs and does not feel tired! "
"Yo~ Whoever shouted the slogan, this is to be a duck..."
Wan Keai suddenly smiled and walked in, bringing a dozen hot girls from Fengwu team, but the straightforward Ling pointed at himself and said: "It's me! If you want to find a cowherd, just call me, ten yuan a time, five Ten yuan for accommodation, if you are not satisfied, you will get a refund!"
"..."
A group of goblins were all taken aback, Zhao Guanren said with a smile on his face: "You sleep with them and you should pay them, their prices are much more expensive than yours!"
"Oh! Come on, let's pretend I didn't say..."
Ling lowered his head and smoked helplessly, and didn't pay much attention to the slim goblins, but Wan Keai rushed over and shouted in shame and indignation: "What are you talking about, who is your colleague? Dancing girl troupe, do you understand you, old hat!"
"Why did you come in, you don't want a charity performance..."
Zhao Guanren got up and brought a box of drinks, and the goblins surrounded him, and asked him for his phone number after taking the drinks.
"The charity sale plus donations, we will dance next door..."
Wan Keai smiled while clutching his drink: "Grand Pavilion Master! You are a national celebrity now, let the sisters also get popular, we are going to donate 1,000 spirit-seeking instruments, but the manufacturer wants me to help him promote it , you take us to the mountains to catch a mob, okay?"
"Pull it down! It seems that you want to help manufacturers sell equipment, and you have charged a lot of advertising fees..."
Zhao Guanren took off his drenched T-shirt, and the goblins cheered immediately, and all of them ran over to caress his eight-pack abs. This beauty trick made old driver Zhao blush.
"Little Brother Wu! You are a sensible person at first glance. This is a spirit-seeking instrument..."
Wan Keai smiled and said: "The spirit-seeking instrument is absolutely useful. It can search for spirit bodies within two kilometers. You just need to take us to the mountains and say that this equipment is very good, and you will be famous. The benefits are also indispensable to you!"
"I advise you not to play dead, the mountains are full of monsters now, if you don't do it well, you will lose your life..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hands dismissively, but Wan Keai suddenly noticed Zero's soul-suppressing card, and immediately said pleasantly: "Wow! So you are the number one in the combat power list, you protect us and go around for a while, We will give you 50,000 yuan for hard work, okay?"
"How many?"
Zero looked up at her in disbelief, and Wan Keai quickly waved his hands and said, "There is no need to fight monsters, as long as we are sure that the spirit-seeking instrument can find the target, we will turn around and come back, if not, we will double it for you, one hundred thousand! Sisters earn It’s not easy to earn a fortune!”
"Walk!"
He jumped up from the ground at zero, and Wan Keai was confused, and hurriedly said: "It's going to be dark soon, we dare not go into the mountains in the dark, we have a few charity performances tomorrow, why don't you wait Let's get ready and leave the day after tomorrow, shall we?"
"OK!"
Ling picked up his wooden box and left without a word of nonsense, which made Wan Keai confused: "He, has he always been so careful with his words?"
"Aren't all masters like this, 100,000 yuan! You got a big deal..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the broken knife and was about to leave, but Wan Keai asked again: "Little Brother Wu! You can endorse our equipment, and I will help you negotiate the endorsement fee, and you will be satisfied!"
"I'm not short of this money. If the equipment is really easy to use, there will naturally be no shortage of customers..."
Zhao Guanren laughed and left. Unexpectedly, Mei Lingxiang appeared outside the gate, looking at him hesitantly, but Zhao Guanren immediately turned around and said, "Wankeai! I'll help you speak!" Let’s play it, and you treat me to a big meal!”
"Yay! Great..."
A group of goblins immediately ran over and surrounded him, surrounded him and walked towards the back door. Mei Lingxiang's face turned ashen, and she lowered her head and walked away as if in a daze...