"I can help you get revenge, help you defeat the Black Dragon Girl..."
Zhao Guanren raised his head and yelled, the big vine demon's palm suddenly stopped in front of him, slowly took it away and bent down to stare at him, the big vine demon was like a little giant, Zhao Guanren was like Guo Jingming in front of Yao Ming, but as long as it It's easy to talk.
"Zhao Ziqiang, you know, I have the elixir left by him, the kind that immortals eat..."
Zhao Guanren hastily leaned against a big tree, took out a plastic bottle from his pocket, took out the smallest of a dozen elixir, crushed the wax skin and said, "This is called Jiuyin Pill, which is specially formulated to nourish I am not even willing to give the fairy elixir to the Black Dragon Girl, try it!"
"If you dare to lie to me, I'll tear you to pieces..."
The big vine demon's eyes slowly returned to deep purple. He snatched the elixir and put it in front of his nose for a few sniffs. Zhao Guanren had already confirmed that it was not a plant, but a flesh-and-blood fairy, most likely related to grape vines. Symbiotic dryads.
"Sister! I am human..."
Zhao Guanren said pitifully: "Do I deserve to lie to you? The Black Dragon Girl forced me to be her mount, riding me more than ten times a day, and humiliating me in various ways after riding. Look at the dragon scale on my body. Her panties!"
"Why does the black dragon want you as a mount? Do you have any special talents..."
The big rattan demon tentatively swallowed the Jiuyin Pill, and after waiting for a few seconds, its big purple eyes in the comic version suddenly burst into flames, and said excitedly: "What a strong yin qi, it really is worthy of the legendary elixir, Give me all the elixir on your body!"
"Hey~ This is my special talent, in the future..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and handed over another Jiuyin Pill. Who knew that before he finished speaking, the big rattan demon snatched all the pills and threw them into his mouth.
"You can't eat it! It's an elixir for people to eat..."
Zhao Guanren's eyes stared straight at once. The big rattan demon not only ate Dali pill and Shangtou pill, but also Shinu Huadan and Ganji pill, etc. He didn't know what would happen to the goblin if he ate these things. Anyway, people would definitely eat them. Died on the spot.
"It's okay for people to eat it, but it's even better for goblins. Is there any more..."
Da Teng Yao knelt down impatiently, and stretched out his hand to pull his pocket. Zhao Guanren hurriedly said: "You have to eat both Jiuyin Pills. If you still want to eat, you have to let me go back and get them. Wujian Pavilion knows that it takes ten days to eat." Take one out of it, old man!"
"What Wujian Pavilion, take me to get it now..."
As soon as the big vine demon pulled him up, he was about to leave, but who knew that there was a sudden "hiccup", its green skin suddenly turned a strange lavender, and it shook a few times as if drunk, staring at Zhao Guanren and stammering: " How come there is a good, strange feeling?"
"Calm down! You have taken the wrong medicine, you must control yourself..."
Zhao Guanren hastily grabbed a broken branch, blocked him and said, "You can't go to the human land, or you will be turned into a raisin. Wait here for me obediently. I'll go back and get the grapes for you... No! I'll get them." I'll give you the elixir, don't run around!"
"Don't go! I, I'm so hot, it seems to be on fire..."
The big rattan demon pulled him down suddenly, pressed his body directly, stretched out his scarlet tongue, and licked his face forcefully. The hairs on Zhao Guanren's body stood on end from the lick, and he exclaimed, "Control yourself, Don't go crazy!"
"Hee hee~ You smell so sweet, I like it so much..."
The big rattan demon's face is purple
With a smirk, he licked his lips and said greedily: "I used to hear from the women in the town that when there is a fire in the girls' hearts, the only way to put it out is to let a man suppress it. I am most afraid of fire. You have to help me put it out." This fire will do!"
"No! We are not the same species, I can't destroy it..."
Zhao Guanren clutched his chest in horror. Although he was unscrupulous, he dared to go up to non-human beings, but only if he looked like a human being, and the vine demon's facial features were very good, with manga eyes, high nose bridge, and invincible long legs , but the green avatar is too different.
"Little thing! You better be honest with me..."
The big vine demon suddenly said fiercely: "Don't think that I won't kill you if you give me the elixir. You are the mount of the dead black dragon. If she dares to burn my vine, I will ride her mount. In short, if you don't help me put out the fire If not, I will kill you today!"
"Elder Sister! It's really not good, you are too big, our knife and sheath don't match..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head wanting to cry without tears, and finally realized the feeling of being abused, but he was dumbfounded when his words didn't finish. He only saw that the body of the big vine demon suddenly became smaller and almost like a normal person, but still Great body like a supermodel.
"Now it's ready..."
The vine demon leaned down with burning eyes, and impulsively licked Zhao Guanren's face back and forth. Obviously, he didn't know how to kiss, but the sad Zhao Guanren never thought that the panacea would have a miraculous effect on the goblin, making the vine demon's body The vines are in bloom.
"Hey! Don't lick your nostrils, just lie down and let me come, don't drive without a driver's license..."
Zhao Guanren's heart suddenly changed, he couldn't escape this catastrophe, so he just played it as a cosplay, and the shrunken vine demon no longer looked like Avatar, but more like "Star Lord"'s wife Gamora , green skin and big curly hair, full of wild charm.
"If you know the time, come and put out the fire..."
The vine demon couldn't wait to turn over and lay down, hugged him and pulled him towards him. The vine demon had a good smell of grapes, which made him kiss it without any psychological barriers. Finally, the vine demon snorted coquettishly. It actually quickly produced bunches of purple grapes.
"Wow! Are these grapes edible? They are so fragrant..."
"Eat! Eat hard, I'll give you all to eat..."
The effect of the vine demon's medicine had already taken full effect, and he was completely in a state of confusion and obsession. He dragged him back and desperately asked for a kiss. All the vines on his body were loosened and wrapped around Zhao Guanren's body. in the body.
'correct! '
Suddenly, Zhao Guanren's heart moved, and he came up with a very bold idea, that is Zhao Ziqiang left him the unique skill of collecting yin and nourishing yang - the heart-sucking red stick! He didn't know whether this move would work against the goblins, anyway, it's at this point, so it's useless!
"Ah! You hurt me..."
Following the vine demon's cry of pain, a large force rushed into Zhao Guanren's body and slammed into the two seals. The bottleneck he had been unable to break through broke through in an instant. Memories flooded his mind.
Skeleton Tower! Zombies! Airline stewardess…
…
Zhao Guanren was leaning against a big tree, looking at the silver moon already hanging in the sky, absent-mindedly eating a bunch of purple grapes, the vine demon lay beside him like a puddle of mud, the smooth emerald green skin was transparent, With a purple color that has not yet faded.
'damn it! This seal is really strong, even the power of the whole body of the rattan demon cannot be broken...'
Zhao Guanren is in his heart
The two seals were just torn open, and the cultivation base broke through to five stars in one breath, and also regained the memories of several years, but it stopped abruptly only on the night when the skull tower appeared.
"How can I be like this, I have no strength in my whole body, but it's so comfortable..."
The vine demon suddenly opened his big eyes, and smiled coquettishly: "It's the first time I'm so comfortable, I feel that the previous days have been wasted, no wonder the people in the town like to put out fires, and they are overwhelming at night , and give birth to children!"
Zhao Guanren asked in surprise, "Have you ever lived in the town? How long have you lived?"
"I don't know! I can't count the days..."
The vine demon lay on the grass and said with a smile: "The people in the town like to eat my grapes the most, and they even use them to make wine for drinking. The grape groves are all my avatars. They often gather around me to talk, and I like to listen to them too." They talk, and some people talk interestingly!"
"Why eat so many people when you like to listen to them..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her seriously, and the vine demon said calmly: "You guys like dogs very much too, isn't it because many people eat dog meat, besides, humans want to kill me, so I have to fight back, besides, I have never hurt anyone in the town , it wasn’t for me, they would have died long ago!”
"Sister!"
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "There are no living people in this town, they are all dead, okay, and you tied people into skewers!"
"Are you blind? Didn't they all come out to beat you..."
The vine demon retorted: "My roots are full of women and children. I have always protected them in the soil, otherwise their bodies would have rotted long ago, and the mayor begged me to attack the intruders, so I should treat them A little reward for helping me spread my branches and leaves!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her speechlessly. It was impossible to communicate the different species. I'm afraid she thought that zombies belonged to human beings, and their corpses were not dead if they didn't rot. But if she didn't lie, she was really a good fairy with a conscience.
"Are you a plant or an animal? Can you live without roots..."
Zhao Guanren stroked her back lightly, and the vine demon said with a smile: "You spit a grape seed on the ground, and I can be resurrected even if I die, but I was once a human being, and it was a coincidence that I was combined with a grape vine, so I It's an elf, and the people in the town call me Xia Tizi!"
"Grapes are good! Grapes are more expensive than grapes..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her with piercing eyes. After the goblin was manipulated, he became cheerful and his voice became very feminine, so he asked, "Your main pole was burned by the black dragon girl. Do you have any plans in the future, do you want to go out with me to play?"
"Going out with you? Do you think I'm stupid..."
Xia Tizi suddenly became cold and stern, sat up and grabbed his neck, and said proudly: "You have only two functions for me, one is to be my mount, and the other is to take the elixir for me. If you dare to hit me I'm going to suck you up!"
"You don't have a split personality, do you..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her suspiciously. Not only could Xia Tizi turn his face faster than he could turn a book, but his tone and demeanor also changed drastically, as if he was a different person.
"Wow~"
A vine suddenly tore off the dragon scale armor, only to see the vine demon pointing his fingers into a sword, and plunged into Zhao Guanren's heart with both fingers. If you put on your pants, you will turn your face, what the hell are you eighteen generations of ancestors! Ah... "