It's getting dark...
An armed convoy was driving in the Falling Dragon Mountains. The principals of the Zhao and Chen families were basically sitting in a minibus, and Zhao Guanren was also sitting in the middle with his eyes closed. Pretend to be aggressive and deep, just to frighten the people of the two families.
"Why is this place called Falling Dragon Mountain? Have you ever fallen here..."
Zhao Guanren opened his eyes and looked at the Black Dragon Girl next to him. The Black Dragon Girl said angrily, "I was caught by Zhao Ziqiang here, and I fell a big somersault. They called this Falling Dragon Mountain. I clashed with this place. Every time I Every time I come, I have to fall!"
"Don't go into the mountain later, lest you get beaten again..."
Zhao Guanren straightened up and said: "When I find your father's remains, I will notify you as soon as possible. You go and make an appointment with the Black Mountain Demon King for me, and say that the King of the Black Sea is looking for it, and let it fall into the hundreds of miles of Longshan Mountain." Ting, I guarantee its safety!"
"King of the Black Sea? Well, see you later..."
As the Black Dragon Girl spoke, she opened the window of the car, "whoosh" flew out into the sky, and the convoy reached the depths of the Falling Dragon Mountain. After passing through a large military garrison, they entered a valley shrouded in clouds and mist. From a distance, you can see the bright lights in the center of the valley.
"Squeak~"
The convoy slowly stopped in front of a memorial archway, engraved with four large gold characters "Zhao Family Cemetery", followed by two huge statues of heavenly kings. The black dragon girl attacked the cemetery two months ago. The "Guardian Spirit" was overturned.
"Old Zhao! I'm here to burn paper for you..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and jumped out of the minibus. All the people in the bus were hungry and did not eat, but no one objected to him coming to visit the grave at night. The ancestors of the two families followed closely behind, leading the key members of the two families to accompany them. , and the managers of the cemetery have long been waiting in line.
"Nishang! Is Chen Ran's tomb here too..."
Zhao Guanren held his python leather belt with both hands, and walked in the middle of the mausoleum with his head held high. This place is not only the ancestral tomb of the Zhao family, but also the direct descendants of the Zhao family are buried here after death, including the daughters-in-law who married into the house. They have been buried for thousands of years As many as one hundred thousand people.
"It's here! But it's not a tomb, it's a body palace..."
Chen Nishang followed up and said: "The ancestors were sitting in the past, and according to the ancestors' last wish, the descendants set up the physical treasure hall on the left side of Xishan to guard the mausoleum of Zhao ancestors, in order to thank their teachers and apprentices, so Xishan is ours. The cemetery of the Chen family!"
"Okay! Let's burn paper for Lao Zhao first, and then go to see my school girl..."
Zhao Guanren followed the administrator to the center of the cemetery. He didn't know that the center was a small adobe courtyard. There were only three adobe houses in the courtyard. There were no tombstones or grave bags. If it wasn't for a bronze tripod burning incense outside the courtyard, he would have thought it was in the cemetery. nail households.
"Falling leaves return to their roots! You have returned to Bashan after all..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the small courtyard with a smile. This is the place where Zhao Ziqiang was "born". Of course, it was just an imitation, but the three adobe houses were lit with ever-burning lamps, and they were cleaned spotlessly. .
"Old Zhao! I'm here to make a living, come out to treat me..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the main room and yelled. There was not even a partition in the room. There were earth kangs on the left and right sides, tables, chairs and benches in the middle, and farm tools leaning against the door. There was only an incense table under the front wall. Inlaid with a stone tablet.
"Hahaha… "
Zhao Guanren laughed and sat down at the dining table. There were only a few lines of characters scrawled on the stone tablet—I am dead! If you have something to burn, you may not respond. If you miss me, see you in the next life. If you hate me, come down to find me. There is no money or treasure in the grave, only a handful of rotten bones. Whoever digs it is a dog!
"This is the former residence of our ancestors, and he lived here before his death..."
Zhao Gaozu walked in with Chen Nishang, and the rest stayed outside the courtyard. They both bowed respectfully to the stele and said: "For more than nine hundred years, this place has remained intact except for maintenance. The real mausoleum is still behind!"
"This yard is in Hedu Village, Bashan County, where he was born, but the village has long since disappeared..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously picked up the teapot on the table and poured a bowl of tea habitually. Unexpectedly, the tea was still warm. It must have been brewed not long ago. After taking a sip, he said in surprise, "Bashan Huangya! He is Did you bring the tea tree here to plant?"
"Yes! There are tea trees planted by our ancestors on the mountain..."
Zhao Gaozu nodded but did not dare to sit down, so Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and mentioned the past, but a little nun came in suddenly, put a bowl of plain noodles on the table, bent her knees and said with a smile: "The landlord There's no food left, so hurry up and get out!"
"..."
Zhao Gaozu looked at her incredulously, and asked in surprise, "Who told you to bring the noodles in, what do you mean by that?"
"Master Zhao, don't be angry, the nunnery asked me to come..."
The little nun waved her hands and said: "There is a thousand-year-old rule in the nunnery. If someone sits down to drink tea and smoke, give him a bowl of plain noodles and tell him what you just said. If he answers correctly, tell him the next sentence." Pass it on to him!"
"Ha~ What you eat is the landlord's house. If you don't pay, you can sleep in your kang..."
Zhao Guanren immediately answered with a smile, and the little nun nodded excitedly and said, "Yes! You're right! The next sentence is, the poor wife is ugly, she wants money, she wants her life, what's the matter with her! That's all. , you are the first guest to sit down, drink tea and smoke!"
"Thank you little teacher, this is sesame oil money..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and handed a stack of money to the little nun. The little nun folded her hands and bowed, and ran out very briskly, but Zhao Gaozu sat down confused, and said in confusion, "What do you mean? What charades are you playing?"
"you guess!"
Zhao Guanren started to eat the noodles with his head buried, and finished the noodles like a storm, but the two still didn't understand what they meant, so he patted his belly and laughed: "It's actually very simple, next! Get out! What the hell! It's all about going together." The chicken coop hit the ground, and the baby is down there!"
"oh!!!"
The two suddenly realized it, and Chen Nishang smiled and said: "I understand! No one dares to sit down to drink tea and smoke except you. When the enemy comes, he will go straight to the mausoleum. At worst, the house will be demolished, and he will not run to the chicken coop Looking for things, the earth kang is also easy to mislead people!"
"Go! See what's there..."
Zhao Guanren got up and picked up the hoe by the door, and carried the hoe to the chicken coop in the corner of the yard. There were no chickens in the hen coop for a long time, so he took the chicken coop away and dug, but a toy appeared before digging too deep. , a SpongeBob SquarePants made of stone.
"What is this, a mechanism puppet..."
Zhao Gaozu squatted over in confusion, and Zhao Guanren also knocked on the toy in doubt. The workmanship of SpongeBob SquarePants is very rough, as if carved out of a whole block of stone, but there is a pattern of a "red and white machine" handle on the back. It's hard to find without looking carefully.
"Ha~ Contra! I knew you were here..."
Zhao Guanren entered the cheat code with a smile, but the eyes of "SpongeBob SquarePants" suddenly lit up, and after the red light flashed twice, he actually said in the voice of an inferior toy, "Hello, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, you know my other friend?" What is a name?"
"Uh~ Do you know what it is..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in surprise, but Zhao Gaozu was stunned, Chen Nishang also frowned and said: "This is just a child's toy, how do we know these things, you dig further, baby It will definitely not be buried so shallow!"
"Strange! How did the verification method change? Could it be that it's because of taking precautions against Datou and Ye Yuntian..."
Zhao Guanren muttered softly, it knew the treasure was this thing, and the pattern on the handle was the same as the one on the Soul Sacrifice Tower, but "SpongeBob SquarePants" definitely didn't have a cheat code, after it entered it again, it actually reminded him that there was still a chance to make a mistake.
"Damn! What else can SpongeBob be called..."
Zhao Guanren scratched his chin and thought hard, and suddenly thought of a past event, Zhao Ziqiang had a very young car with him.
It made him laugh at this joke, so he walked aside holding SpongeBob SquarePants, and whispered, "Fat cake in underpants, hair cake in underpants!"
"You are really my good friend, let's play Contra together..."
SpongeBob SquarePants suddenly turned on a green light, and Zhao Guanren entered the "Contra" cheat code again. SpongeBob SquarePants immediately shattered with a "crash", leaving only a white jade bead in his hand. He knew it at a glance. What is it.
"Old Zhao! It seems that you really can't cheat corpses. Let's see you in the next life. Let's go..."
As soon as Zhao Guanren grasped the white jade bead tightly, the jade bead disappeared in his palm in an instant. He turned his head and walked out of the courtyard. He didn't even look at Chen Ran's physical treasure hall. Come back when you see a monster!"
Zhao Guanren got on an off-road vehicle alone, but Qin Shuiyue also climbed into the co-pilot, closed the car door and said solemnly: "I don't care if you are Zhao Yunxuan or Zhao Guanren, you are just green little five to me, our two Is the engagement still counting?"
"Could it be that I am not me at the age of twenty..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her and said with a smile: "You are really lucky to know Lu Xiaowu, he is the purest version of me, but I have been married and had children a long time ago on Earth, if you are for love, you'd better stay away from me, if you are For the sake of the family and interests, you can take a gamble!"
"I want both fish and bear's paws, but you have thought about it..."
Qin Shuiyue said proudly: "I am a selfish and rational woman, I will not accompany you to take risks, I will remarry after you die, but if you let me have a child, I will definitely raise him up, Take him to visit your grave every year!"
"Remember to burn more mistresses, I'm afraid it won't be enough if I don't have one..."
Zhao Guanren blinked playfully, but Zhao Fanxue opened the door again and sat in the back row, saying, "Zhao Shibo! My mother can't seduce an underage child. There must be something wrong with her death. You have great powers and can help." me?"
"You can still call me Little Fifth Brother, in fact I'm only... twenty-nine years old..."
Zhao Guanren started the car and drove to the outside of the mountain, and said: "You have two choices now, one is to pay a few senior criminal policemen to help you investigate the case from the beginning, the other is to open your mother's coffin, I can use the corpse technique to make the case She cheated on the corpse, let you ask her yourself!"
"Great! Then open the coffin, my mother's tomb is in Xishan..."
Zhao Fanxue nodded without hesitation, and said with some excitement: "Mother's death has become a knot in my heart, which prevents me from breaking through the bottleneck. The situation has become more serious recently, and I almost missed it several times. Go mad!"
"I think you've gone mad. Your mother has been dead for more than ten years. How can you cheat the corpse..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly sarcastically said: "For my own cultivation and reputation, I did not hesitate to dig out my old lady without blinking an eyelid. Are you concerned about her grievances? You are only doing it for yourself, even if I really know how to turn into a corpse I won't help you either!"
Zhao Fanxue's face turned pale to the extreme, and said in a trembling voice: "You, are you testing me?"
"Zhao Fanxue! In fact, you don't hate your adoptive father, but hate his lover..."
Zhao Guanren made another stab at her: "She said everywhere that your mother is a descendant of the demon clan, which caused you to be teased since childhood, and you didn't even dare to tell me that the demon clan appeared before your mother's death, and your identity is yours." The real heart knot that I am ashamed to say!"
"You, how do you know..."
"Everyone in the Zhao family knows, so it's not a rumor at all, but a secret that has been kept secret..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "It seems that the 'Stone Girl Art' didn't make you lose your emotions, it just made you lose your physical needs. You still care about other people's opinions. It just so happens that I have an appointment with the Black Mountain Demon King. Ask it for the truth yourself!"
Zhao Fanxue clenched her fists tightly, mumbling insanely: "I'm not half-human, half-demon, I'm not, definitely not..."