"Whoosh whoosh..."
A broken magic arrow is worth thousands of gold, and it keeps "washing" the ghost fog valley with the momentum of arrow rain. The bright blue flame not only illuminates the night, but also dispels all the ghost fog that lingers all year round, making people hiding in it The ghost roared fiercely.
"Da da da… "
A knight in black armor slowly came to the hillside and stood behind the archer overlooking the valley. He was riding a tall black horse, wearing a unicorn black iron helmet, holding a dragon-patterned lance in his hand, white tiger skin around his waist, and wearing black dragon scales. Armor is cold.
"Jinwu Guard! Charge..."
The black-armored knight suddenly lifted his horse and pointed forward, and the archers quickly moved out of the way, only to see thousands of cavalry in golden armor swooping down like a torrent of steel, and the archers also put on heavy crossbows, Under the protection of the sword and shield hand, they outflanked from both sides.
"Grandpa! It's too early to send Jinwu Guard cavalry now..."
The boys from the Zhao family all rode over, all dressed in heavy armored cavalry, followed by the children of the Chen family, the first to bear the brunt were Qin Shuiyue and Chen Wucang, the two sisters were dressed in dark golden scale armor, The heroic and valiant mess.
"In fighting wars in human society, showing off is far more important than strength..."
Zhao Guanren said with a proud smile: "Appearance is justice. After this battle, we will pre-sell the Jinwu Guard figure. The four brothers of 'Dragon Armor Guangdi' will make a collector's edition, and the four sisters of 'Jinghua Shuiqin' will make a limited edition. , 59,800 sets, limited to 1,000 sets worldwide!"
"Huh? To make us into figures..."
Zhao Fei was dumbfounded by his four brothers, and Qin Shuiyue's four sisters were also taken aback. They subconsciously looked to one side. More than a dozen war reporters had already set up their cameras, holding DSLRs like cannon barrels to shoot wildly on the battlefield. Some even shot flares on purpose. Come fill in the light.
"Flying armor, flying dragon! You two are shirtless in the middle of the fight, try to make yourself look miserable..."
Zhao Guanren said self-consciously: "Fei Guang and Fei Jia should keep aloof and not touch their bodies, sisters Xiao Jing and Xiao Qin are soft girls, screaming and amplifying their moves, Wu Cang and Shui Yue wait I will explode my armor, only wear skirt armor and plastic corsets, and must show my career line!"
"I'm your wife, you let me show my breasts, are you still human..."
Qin Shuiyue immediately became angry, but Zhao Guanren laughed coquettishly: "You are such an aloof goddess, how can I be greedy for the power of the sky, enjoy it alone, and have to share it with men all over the world, but they can only appreciate it." Your beauty, my goddess, only I can blaspheme!"
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Qin Shuiyue lost her temper immediately, and unconsciously raised her chest and said arrogantly: "I know how to show off all day long, I think you want to make others envious, jealous, and hate, I tell you, this lady can show up to a quarter , the one who suffers from too much dew is you!"
"Commander Zhao, what kind of brain circuit do you have..."
Chen Wucang said dumbfoundedly: "You let us put on heavy makeup to go to the battlefield and wear so many flashy equipment. The feeling is that you want to make us into toys, but you are not stupid. Who would spend so much money on us? Manual?"
"Let's wait and see! You guys are ready to charge, you must fight well, with a concave shape..."
Zhao Guanren smiled lightly and waved his hands. The disciples of the two families had no choice but to line up quickly. After the order was given, they rushed up immediately. The photographer followed behind with a professional camera and props under the protection of the sword and shield fighters. Blood splashed everywhere.
"Grandpa! I also want to be made into a figure, let me also become a goddess..."
A tall and slender girl approached, showing her proud career line, Zhao Guanren sized her up and said with a smile: "Well! Such a good figure is definitely not a problem, it just depends on whether you can put on a show, by the way! Which family are you from?"
"I'm Little Eleven, Fei Di's own sister..."
The girl hugged him happily, but Zhao Guanren hurriedly pushed her away in fright, and said angrily, "What kind of show is the kid doing? Let me get dressed, and let me see that you don't know how to behave. I'll let your father Forbid your feet, no
you go out! "
Zhao Guanren hurriedly rode his horse and ran down the hillside. A large number of Zhao's troops had already rushed out, but there were cats and dogs in Ghost Mist Valley. There were a lot of them but they had little fighting power.
"Grandpa! I'm not to blame if I haven't taken off my armor, it's not enough to kill me..."
Zhao Feijia ran back angrily. After a long time, he didn't get a drop of blood on his body, and the other children were similar. After waiting for at most forty minutes, the large army had to call for gold and retreat. The most flamboyant Jinwu Guard even None of the horses died.
"You haven't enjoyed the fight, have you? Don't cry later, pull up all the heavy weapons..."
Zhao Guanren took out his walkie-talkie and shouted, and at the same time asked the camera team to stop shooting. After a short while, he saw armored troops driving into the valley. There were not only heavy main battle tanks, but also self-propelled artillery and multiple rocket launchers. Almost all the heavy weapons that could enter All in.
"What is this for? The monsters have been wiped out by us..."
The children of the Chen family were also confused. Liu Wuya was supposed to take credit for this place, but they just got there first. Naturally, they fought effortlessly. But at this time, all the modern troops came, even gunmen The soldiers are here.
"Don't you think it's strange, this king will take you to counterattack the soul world tonight..."
Zhao Guanren flicked the cigarette butt and laughed, but everyone was stunned in an instant. Zhao Feijia hurriedly asked: "Grandpa! How should we enter the soul world? Only soul monsters have always come out. I have never heard of a place where we can enter the soul world." boundary!"
"Why is it called Ghost Domain, because it is the weakest place in the two realms..."
Zhao Guanren jumped off his horse and walked to an open space. After calling out the white bead in his palm, he suddenly pulled out the soul-killing knife in his waist, and used the white bead to emit a soft light. Immediately, it burst out of the crack.
"Panzer Army, all obey orders..."
Zhao Guanren raised the walkie-talkie and said loudly: "Everyone knows that the soul world is the opposite side of this world. After entering, quickly occupy the commanding heights, set up artillery positions, and bomb all-out according to the original plan. The soul will hand over the first level to the beheading troops and set off!"
"yes!!!"
A chorus of shouts resounded through the forest, and an entire army quickly moved out. Zhao Guanren also opened up several entrances in succession. Tens of thousands of people ran in at the fastest speed. The young children of the two families were dumbfounded. The elders of the family are in the Armored Corps.
"We'll be serious later on, don't lose the chain, or your life will be lost..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at hundreds of young people with a grim smile. Everyone was really nervous this time. Jialan had passively defended for thousands of years, and this was the first time he took the initiative to counterattack the Soul Realm. Although the legend of the Soul Realm is well-known, it has long been a childhood nightmare for many people. .
"The photography team came over and only took pictures of them entering the soul world..."
Zhao Guanren started the show operation again, and let the cold weapon army march into the soul world with the momentum of breaking the boat. Not a single tank was shot in, as if thousands of people could take down the demons.
"Fifth brother! Let me go in too, not for fame and fortune, just to prove my position..."
Zhao Fanxue suddenly ran over on horseback, and said haggardly: "I don't want to hunt down and kill my mother, even if she has lost her humanity, and even if I am misunderstood, I will not raise my sword to her. Life is given by her, and I owe her forever!"
"Zhao Fanxue! If you walk your dog without a leash and it bites someone, do you think it's the dog's fault or yours..."
Zhao Guanren said in a cold voice: "You knew your mother was a beast, and you let her out of your sight, but in the end you said that she was a burden to you, how could you have the face to say such a thing, I think you and Mei Renzhao are a virtuous Sex, if something happens, you will only shirk responsibility, what position do you still talk about?"
"Woo~ I know I'm selfish, but I really don't know how to correct it..."
Zhao Fanxue suddenly lowered her head and cried, and said in a sobbing voice: "The education I have received since I was a child is like this.
, If you don't scold me, I don't even know where I am wrong, but I really want to correct and make up for the mistakes I made, even if I pay my life! "
"Don't cry! Go ask Chen Wucang for advice..."
Zhao Guanren took out a handkerchief and handed it to her, and said: "Chen Wucang is a rare person who can see herself clearly, but she has been unable to control herself, so don't fool around with your uncle in the future, you two can only drag each other down because of your frigidity. She didn't even understand it herself!"
"thank you, I know now… "
Zhao Fanxue wiped away tears and called his disciples, and ran into the crack of the soul world with his sword in hand, and Mei Lingxiang also rode up to follow, but he beckoned Mei Lingxiang to come over.
"What? Can't I go in..."
Mei Lingxiang rode over in confusion, but Zhao Guanren gave a smirk and reached out to pinch her buttocks.
"What are you doing?"
Mei Lingxiang blinked her eyes in astonishment, and Zhao Guanren said frankly: "I'm taking advantage of you, anyway, you don't feel it anymore, so it would be a waste if no one touches such a beautiful body. With the relationship we used to have, you might as well Take advantage of me, take advantage of the beauty of others!"
"Boring! Why should I cheap you..."
Mei Lingxiang turned the horse's head angrily, and Zhao Guanren chased after him and said, "Anyway, it doesn't matter if you are a stone girl, so what if you let me have a good time, besides, I am going to war with the demons soon, so you can help me I love it!"
Mei Lingxiang said in embarrassment: "No! What if I'm going to get pregnant, you can find someone else!"
"Are you looking down on contraceptives, or are you afraid that I won't be able to afford condoms..."
Zhao Guanren grabbed her by the reins and said, "Let me tell you the truth, the blood of a virgin has a powerful effect on improving health, and the older it gets, the stronger it gets. I've been so unlucky recently. If you don't help me, whoever will help me, don't Forget that you owe me your life, you have to repay me!"
"real or fake?"
Mei Lingxiang bit her lips hesitantly, and said: "Then... don't kiss, don't make me pregnant, don't take off my clothes, and don't let people know, and only this time, we will settle the matter afterwards, as long as you promise me Just agree!"
"no problem!"
Zhao Guanren said solemnly: "As long as I can't do one thing, I'm a dog, but I also have a request, you have to dress up nicely, and don't put on a bitter face. After this battle, the location of the bridal chamber will be any you choose!"
"I'm like this, do you want to..."
Mei Lingxiang beat her horse and ran away with a cold face, but her ears turned red. Zhao Guanren chuckled and said, "Little Green Five, Little Green Five, you are so polite to this kind of silly girl, you want to win a woman's heart, you You have to enter her body, and see how I can break her Stone Girl Kung Fu!"
"Really? Can the Stone Girl Art be broken..."
Zhao Fei came out with a grimace, holding a box of popsicles in his hand, which made Zhao Guanren startled and said: "Why did you run to the back, kid? Where did you get the popsicles?"
"Logistics! My armor is airtight, it's too hot..."
Zhao Fei took out a popsicle and handed it to him. Zhao Guanren snatched a box of popsicles and slapped him on the back of the head, cursing: "You're not good at fighting with the wind, so give me an excuse to go back You will be punished for copying "The Secret of Gou Huo" a hundred times!"
"What is "Secrets of Gouhuo"..."
"Hmph~ This is the secret code of our Jiangdong Zhao family..."
Zhao Guanren laughed coquettishly and said: "This is a unique skill handed down from the ancestors. It is passed down from male to female, and should not be learned by anyone who is not talented and intelligent. It is a hundred times better than Zhao Ziqiang's "Nine Turns Back to Heaven". , Kill Old Demon Hei to death, boil Yong Ye to death!"
"Haha~ I knew our Jiangdong Zhao family was not simple, we must have our own unique skills, let me see now..."
"This technique can only be passed on by word of mouth, you can remember it, Gou Zhe! It's tricky, Gou is good at a whole body of ashes, Gou is not good at a box of ashes..."
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