"Clang clang clang..."
A martial artist was doing somersaults hard on the stage, and the troupe master clenched his fists to encourage him secretly, but there was no familiar applause from outside the stage, and the stands were much higher than the stage, which seemed a bit condescending, but This is Prince Zhao's Mansion, and if you don't enter the Palace, you won't be able to do anything.
"Your Majesty! This is my husband's little thought, and I hope your Majesty will agree..."
A lady in brocade robes stood in the stands, and handed over a wooden box with a flattering face, while Bian Xianglan, dressed in palace attire, sat in the center, and a dozen concubines and sisters sat on both sides, lazily watching the play , chatting, eating melon seeds, more than a dozen little kids running around.
"You don't have to be polite! There is no small matter in heaven, and the gods cannot come in..."
Bian Xianglan said indifferently: "Our shrine enshrines Heavenly Father and Earth Mother, and yours enshrines the White Virgin. Do you know how many levels are different? Let's use the simplest analogy, will the emperor eat at the same table as Yachai?" , will the emperor care about your little money?"
"this… "
The lady froze in embarrassment, biting her lip as if she wanted to beg a few more words.
"You go back, this matter really can't be done..."
Qi Guiren on the side said: "White Holy Mother doesn't know which wild fairy is there, she just wants to rub incense with her face, if it enters the hall, how will our prince explain to the fairy family, he can't lift his head , there is no one to mess with in the sky, if you neglect anyone, you will have no good fruit!"
"Okay! Can you arrange the sky, shut your mouth..."
Bian Xianglan glared at her immediately, Qi Guiren obediently picked up the tea bowl and shut up, but a maid suddenly ran in and said: "Madam! The rumbling sound I heard just now is said to be two divine birds roaring. The divine bird Already flew into the palace!"
"Divine bird? Could it be that it was sent down by the Heavenly Court..."
Bian Xianglan stood up in amazement, and all the concubines also stood up collectively, Bian Yulei hurriedly stopped the troupe, and said: "Send someone to the palace to ask, the master hasn't written a letter for a long time, did the heavens send someone to send a letter?" gone?"
"Sister Yu Niang has sent someone to go..."
The maid excitedly pointed to the sky and said: "The two divine birds flew over from the sky of our house. Many servants saw them. Now the road is full of kowtowers. The Governor of Jingzhao sent someone to ask if it is There are gods coming down to earth!"
"do not care!"
Bian Xianglan said anxiously: "Sisters, put out the incense table quickly, bring out the best tributes, and then let the virgins in the inner courtyard go to bathe and change clothes, burn incense and worship before coming out, no matter which gods you are, you can't neglect them. Birds are also gods!"
"Why!"
The female relatives hurriedly got busy. Zhao Wang's mansion has almost become a temple in the past two years. The shrine receives many dignitaries and dignitaries every day. When the concubine ascends the throne, she has to come and kowtow to offer incense.
"Ma'am! Great joy, great joy..."
As soon as the female relatives came to the middle courtyard to issue orders, two female guards rushed in like a whirlwind, shouting: "The palace sent someone to say that the bird is our prince's mount, and the prince is going to the sky to run an errand, the Jade Emperor!" Send Kunpeng to send them down to earth!"
"Ah! The master is back, the master is back..."
A group of girls almost went crazy with joy, and Bian Xianglan, who has always been calm, even screamed, ran back like crazy, grabbed her maidservant, and shouted: "Groom me up, no! It's too late to wash up!" Hurry up and wash my ass with water!"
"Quick! Rinse your mouth and wash your ass..."
"Get water, get water! It's important to wash your ass..."
"Stupid you! Go pick flowers and wash my ass, ass is more important than face..."
A large group of little girls ran around in a hurry, all of them were busy washing their buttocks, and all the petals in the garden were picked off to soak in water, but these little boys never
The backyard ran out, carrying a wooden knife and a wooden gun, and looked around suspiciously and vigilantly.
…
"My folks! Long time no see, don't kowtow, get up quickly..."
Zhao Guanren and the others rode horses on the way home. Ouchi guards cleared the way for them in person. The common people were running to kowtow. The news that he descended to earth on a bird had spread throughout the city, even though he said he was not a god. No one believed it anymore.
"Master Song! Master Song! Where is the divine bird..."
A group of petty officials squeezed to the side of the street, and Song Chizhu, who was leading the team, said, "If you want to see the divine bird, you have to go to the emperor. The two divine birds are resting in the palace, and their wings can cover the sky." Blinding the sun, you can fly a hundred and eight thousand miles in the blink of an eye, not to mention how majestic it is!"
"My lord! Does the divine bird eat tribute, we want to pay tribute..."
All the officials looked at him eagerly, Lu Datou laughed immediately when he heard the words, and said in a low voice: "Boss! You didn't notice before, the people from the Ministry of Rites are paying tribute to the plane, carrying a bunch of big fish and meat , and let the plane enjoy it slowly!"
"What is paying tribute..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and smiled, "A forbidden soldier ran up to the plane's wing and licked it. He hugged the landing gear and said that he wanted to go to the sky to sue. Only after he was dragged away and beaten up did he realize that it turned out to be a lurking shadow. The Jade Emperor sues the rebel Bai Shayang!"
"Ha~"
Lu Datou couldn't help but said with a smile: "I guess that's how the "Shan Hai Jing" was written. Airplanes are regarded as kunpeng, tanks are regarded as underlords, but if this superstition continues, Dashun may become a religious country, and the queen will become the pope." !"
"As long as the belief is not extreme, it is better to fear ghosts and gods than to be unscrupulous..."
Zhao Guanren rode his horse to speed up his progress, and he arrived at Wangfu Street in a short while. A large number of imperial guards blocked the road so that they could reach Zhaowangfu smoothly.
"Oh~ Boss! Is your home a park? The area is too big..."
Lu Datou gave a thumbs up in surprise, but Zhao Guanren did not expect that the area of his house had expanded several times, and the entire street was his Prince Zhao's Mansion. Except for the courtyard wall, which was not as tall as the imperial palace, there was even an archery tower inside the courtyard wall. and clock tower.
"If this is the capital city on earth, I can sit at home and sell tickets..."
Zhao Guanren jumped off his horse in high spirits. Firecrackers were fired in front of the palace, and lanterns and festoons were displayed. A large number of servants came out with gongs and drums. Unfortunately, Zhao Guanren didn't know any of them. He didn't see his own until he strode into the front yard. Wives and concubines.
"master!!!"
A large group of female relatives rushed up crying, wives and concubines brought their maids, more than forty people surrounded Zhao Guanren, and those who gave birth also held their children in their arms, crying and begging for hugs. , while showing the little people.
"The lucky lady grinds tofu, the lucky lady grinds tofu..."
Lu Datou played the voice with a playful smile, and Zhao Guanren naturally stepped forward to hug each other. After the adults hugged the children, the women broke through their tears and laughed, surrounded Zhao Guanren happily and walked in. A group of little kids were also excited. Calling Daddy.
"Big head! How about it, this is the country that this king brought down..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the main room with open arms, and touched the buttocks of the two rows of wives from head to toe.
"Little tight! Bring in all the souvenirs..."
Zhao Guanren sat in the middle of the hall with a smile, and groups of wives and concubines stood on both sides. Ouyang Jin was a little nervous and asked to carry things in. He also held a small tiger in his arms, and all Xi's children surrounded him. She touches the tiger.
"I caught a pair of tiger brothers on the mountain. The big one was given to the prince, and the small one was given to the children to play with..."
Zhao Guanren picked up a child who did not know who gave birth, and said with a smile: "
This is Ouyang Jin from the Great Han Kingdom. She used to be the chief concubine of the Ji Kingdom and is now my side concubine. Xiao Jin came here to offer a cup of tea to your elder sister. This is the eldest wife of our Prince Zhao's mansion, Bian Xianglan! "
"Hi madam, my concubine is Ouyang Jin, please take care of me..."
Ouyang Jin knelt down to offer tea stiffly, and Bian Xianglan sat on the chair kindly and politely, but after taking a sip of tea, he asked, "Master! What about Luo Tan and the others, why are you all back? How is the war in Jiguo going?" , how long do we have to fight?"
"They are all working in Jiangbei, and the winner will be determined within a year..."
Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and said, "I can't accompany you for the New Year. I have to leave after I come back and stay for a few days. The Jiangnan Road in the Ji Kingdom has all fallen, and within three months they will return to their carbine, and within half a year they will arrive at Tongtian River. A general attack on us!"
"No way? The corpse swallowed up half of Ji's country..."
Bian Xianglan covered her mouth in horror, and the group of wives and concubines were all dumbfounded. They didn't expect that Zhao Guanren would just come back to see them and would leave after the end of the year.
"That's right! Corpse people don't need luggage, they will continue to move when they are eaten up..."
Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "The scale of corpses will become bigger and bigger. I'm afraid it has exceeded the 20 million mark now, so I have to go to Jiangbei to sit in town, but I have found the antidote for corpse poison. Inject one by one, and I have to go back in five days!"
"Oh~ what is this called..."
Bian Xianglan hugged a little boy, and said sadly: "You went to war before the child was born. After they could talk, they always asked, when will daddy come back? Seeing you for the first time!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the children and said nothing. He was alone in the world, but suddenly there were so many wives and children, which made him feel very unreal. At the same time, he also understood that Zhao Ziqiang, where there are families, there are things that cannot be let go.
"I rescued a guy in Jiangnan the day before yesterday. He yelled at the officials who were not human, and asked the high-ranking officials to evacuate first, leaving ordinary people to die..."
Zhao Guanren said quietly: "But I say that people are born unfair, otherwise the efforts of their ancestors would not be in vain. The emperor also had an ancestor who risked his life to rebel, and my child was born as a prince and princess, because I also risked my life on the front line. Where is the reward for not paying?"
"master!"
Bian Xianglan held his hand apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry! I'm just complaining. You carry the safety of the whole world on your shoulders. You can go out with confidence. We'll be waiting for you at home!"
"Actually..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "I'm just a bird without feet. I can only soar in the sky for the rest of my life. When I die and land, I should say I'm sorry. I can't be with you when you have children. I hope you don't." Regret marrying me!"
"No regrets! We never regret..."
The women shook their heads with tears in their eyes, and they were already completely moved by him, but Bian Yulei secretly pulled Ouyang Jin over and asked in a low voice: "Sister! Did the master come back just to take a look at us? Is the war in Jiguo very bad?" OK?"
"Yes! The zombies attacked faster than expected..."
Ouyang Jin whispered: "Most of the Ji country is full of corpses. If Jiangbei is breached, Shun country will not be spared. So next year is the most critical year. The victory or defeat depends on it. And his hometown Something happened too!"
"Ah? Master won't be going back, will he..."
Bian Yulei stomped her feet anxiously, and Ouyang Jin said again: "Don't tell anyone else. Although the master didn't say anything, I can see that he is very contradictory. After all, the earth also has his family, so... let fate, this one The world is far more complicated than we imagined!"