In the early morning of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the entire Yutian County was boiling, and a large number of cavalry from the Imperial Army could be seen from a distance.
However, although the imperial army is well-equipped and stately, in front of the dragoons, they are like a group of young soldiers. The dragoons who climbed out of the dead are full of scars, and there are only 8,000 people. Just crush the 50,000 banned troops to death.
"Oh my god! Why are the dragoons here? Those who celebrate Chinese New Year won't make corpses..."
The common people huddled on both sides of the road in panic, but they didn't know that there were a large number of white-clothed field guards behind them, escorting a golden dragon chariot, and the dragon flag of the Han Empire was fluttering high. It turned out that the Queen had arrived.
Fairy Villa!
A very tacky name, but the big archway blocks the only way to enter the mountain. There are security rooms and ticket offices on the left and right sides. A brown wooden sign also says - National Five-Star Scenic Spot, Ticket Price Two hundred texts, including accommodation and fishing once.
"I tell you, your good days are numbered for a few years..."
Sitting in the truck, Zhao Guanren pointed to a group of sons and said, "After you are twelve years old, you have to be responsible for eating, drinking, and messing with yourself. This is the family rule of our Zhao family. If you can't get ahead at the age of twenty, you can come to the scenic spot to sell tickets. Bar!"
"Father! Am I not the emperor in the future, how can I get ahead..."
The little prince was biting a sugar cane and looked at him cutely, but Zhao Tiannan said with disdain: "You are so beautiful! Your second brother can make soy sauce, you are not sure that you can be a prince for a few more years, and besides, there is no need for you to be an emperor." What's so good, sitting in the palace reading and writing every day, I'm exhausted!"
"I'm afraid you've lost your mind..."
The little prince retorted: "When the emperor comes up with money, how fast is it? Find a daughter-in-law who can manage the affairs of the court, what kind of books do you still read, what kind of characters do you write? Have you seen our father read and write? When we have money, we will go fishing during the day." Hunting, sleeping with a big ass girl at night, isn't she delicious?"
"Yo~"
Zhao Tiandong, the boss of the Zhao family, stretched out his hand, and said contemptuously, "Prince! You are so smart, you have a small body and you want to sleep with a big ass, you can't even touch a girl who is still in bed, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and give me the money you lent me!" Pay me back, or the interest rate will be tripled!"
"No money! I borrowed it based on my ability, why should I pay it back..."
"If you dare to renege on your debt, the brothers will beat him up..."
"You are the only one who has brothers, the brothers who spent money go together..."
The two gangs of brats started fighting, and Zhao Guanren sat beside him dumbfounded. After the convoy slowly stopped, the two gangs of kids had their noses bruised and their faces swollen. Come and stand in line to cheer.
"Would you like sugar cane, one tael of silver for each..."
The boys from Lu Datou's family came over carrying sugarcane, but the two gangs picked up the sugarcane and started fighting again. The Dragon Queen got off the carriage, not surprised, but secretly stuffed a piece of sugarcane for her daughter, tripping the prince. happily slipped away.
"Up the mountain!"
Zhao Guanren strode towards the valley. Many houses had already been built in the valley, and a resplendent temple was built in the wreckage cave on the mountainside. After the rebirth, Bai Ming and Xue Ji arrived first. Holding the baby and waiting at the gate of the temple.
"What are you doing? Paying tribute..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the compound with a face full of astonishment. Ge Chuchu was standing in the courtyard with a big belly, counting the piles of goods. She turned her head and said with a smile: "This is a gift for mother-in-law and sisters. You can't go back empty-handed!"
"please
! I'm not going home to visit relatives, there are also dead people over there... "
Zhao Guanren picked up an ivory sculpture, and said with amazement: "Even if there is no corpse, this thing is a contraband in my hometown. If it lands, it will be arrested by the officials. Don't worry about it, my mother has so much money. If you don't lose it, you will be as rich as a country!"
"Oh, etiquette is less important than affection, why don't you bring a few things, lest people say we don't understand etiquette..."
Xue Ji forced a box of things for him, and the Zhao family's wives and children also came in one after another. The Dragon Queen handed over a booklet and said: "This is a mission document, tell your emperor, many friends There are many ways, and there are many benefits and no harms in forming an alliance with my big man!"
"Okay! I'll definitely take the word to..."
Zhao Guanren put away the brochure dumbfounded. He really couldn't explain to a group of ancients what a country without an emperor was like. The Dragon Queen always believed that whoever takes the lead is the emperor, but it's just a different name.
"Boss! You can rest assured to leave it to me..."
Lu Datou came over with many family members, handed over a mobile phone and said, "From now on, I will live in the villa and wait for your news. I am your strongest backing, but you must release my video to everyone." They see, they can't go back and pretend to be aggressive, I'm in a hurry!"
"Don't worry! I will definitely let Lao Qu and the others know how miserable you have been these years..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and put the phone away, and then said goodbye to his wives and daughters one by one, as well as a bunch of brats whose noses were bruised and their faces swollen. Hundreds of masters walked into the Daxiong Palace.
"Counselor! Report Shen Qingwen's location..."
Zhao Guanren stood in the center of the hall holding his knife, and a virtual person appeared in front of him instantly, followed by a holographic globe. In addition to sixteen green dots, there was also a red dot representing Shen Qingwen on the globe, which was on a small island Blinking continuously.
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly zoomed in on the holographic image to look carefully, pointing to the marked point on No. 7 and said in surprise: "Isn't No. 7 safe point in Dongyang? Why did you suddenly go to a small island? Is there something wrong with your system? "
"No! It's just that the safe point has changed..."
The virtual person shook his head and said: "A nuclear explosion occurred at the No. 7 safe point, which is no longer suitable as a teleportation point. The temporary No. 7 safe point is also unstable. The personal teleportation risk factor is 2%. For an object of one cubic meter, the risk factor will increase exponentially, please consider carefully!"
"Depend on!"
Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "I didn't expect the nuclear explosion to come out. It seems that the situation is very critical. What is the date of the earth now? Is there anyone else around Shen Qingwen?"
"Insufficient power! It was only detected alone, and no infected body has been found yet..."
The virtual person reported the year and month of the earth again, and Zhao Guanren picked his chin and muttered: "It seems that the time difference is getting smaller and smaller. It has been fifteen months since I left, counselor! If I bring two people there , what is the risk factor?"
"16.8%, once a teleportation accident occurs, the fatality rate is 100%..."
The avatar looked at him very seriously, Zhao Guanren stared at the holographic image without saying a word, Shen Qingwen was also on an isolated overseas island, and he didn't know which country this island belonged to, anyway, it was more than 300 kilometers away from the safe point, but it was also the closest safe place Clicked.
"Brothers! Get out, I'll go alone..."
Zhao Guanren turned around helplessly and said, "Shengxue! Xianglan! Seventeen! There was an accident on the landing. The more people go, the more dangerous it is. Only I can go alone to ensure safety. You can rest assured and wait at home."
, I will return safely! "
"Boss! I'll go with you, the two of you are safe..."
Lu Datou let go of his wife and children and came over, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "No! No one will know how to operate after you leave. Anyway, I can return immediately if I encounter danger. You can rest assured and wait for the news. After landing safely, I will The counselor will let you know!"
"Oh, this broken machine..."
Lu Datou sighed depressingly, but Zhao Guanren smiled again: "Don't worry! The earth is my main battlefield. Back then, the army of the dead couldn't destroy me. I will definitely protect myself, sons! Take good care of me!" You old ladies, you are men after I leave!"
"Father! Don't worry, the boy will burn the paper for you..."
A brat waved his hand happily, and his mother almost blew his head off in anger. Zhao Guanren also rolled his eyes, took a step back and waved his hands and said, "Daughters-in-law! I'll go back to my hometown and wait for me obediently. Master! Teleportation... start!"
"唰~"
Zhao Guanren's eyes suddenly blurred, and he entered a colorful and twisted tunnel. He didn't expect that he didn't even give a countdown, and he found sadly that he didn't even bring a pack of dry food except for a few belongings.
"God bless, please don't have any accidents, I don't want to wander in the universe..."
Zhao Guanren clasped his hands together and kept praying, but he soon realized that the technological teleportation was the same as the spiritual teleportation, and even the space-time tunnel was the same.
It's just that spiritual teleportation is like shared bicycles, no matter where you go, you have to pedal by yourself, and technological teleportation is like Didi, with a professional driver for pick-up, and the speed is much faster than bicycles.
"It will arrive safely soon, please prepare for landing..."
Suddenly, the counselor's voice came from the electronic watch. Zhao Guanren's eyes blurred again, and suddenly he saw a blue sea appearing under his feet, and an island quickly enlarged in front of his eyes. Then his legs sank suddenly, and he landed firmly on the on the ground.
"Haha~ Private cars are still reliable, black car drivers can't be trusted..."
Zhao Guanren laughed triumphantly, and subconsciously looked up at the blue sky and the sun hanging high above his head, and found that it was no different from the sky of the Han Kingdom, without any sense of familiarity or strangeness.
"Boom~"
A broken sound suddenly sounded from the side, and Zhao Guanren turned his head suddenly to see that he was standing in a small courtyard, and four men and women fell to the ground collectively, all of them looked at him with terrified expressions, and dragged their mouths. Long noodles.
"Don't be afraid! I'm not a ghost, I'm an actor, Peng Yuyan Dongjiang Fenyan..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved his hands. At this time, he was wearing a red dragon robe, a black gold treasure knife on his waist, and an alligator leather jade belt. His lower body was a pleated skirt and cowhide official boots. He had a big golden dragon on his chest, and his long hair was coiled around Wearing a wingless black gauze hat on his head, he is dressed in a standard Jinyiwei dress.
"ah!"
The four people ran away in fright, shouting "Axi" or "Xiba", Zhao Guanren was slightly startled when he heard it, and looked up at the small building next to him. The words on the signboard It was full of circles, and he understood only two words—homestay!
"I'll go! Bangzi..."
Zhao Guanren kicked his legs in bewilderment, and jumped onto the wall more than two meters high. He suddenly found that this was a tourist town on the island, and there were stinking corpses roaming the streets. Wait for a while. When the sea breeze blew past him, the corpses immediately roared and looked at him.
But the answer to them was only one sentence: "Hey~ I went abroad for free, and the sunset red tour group is officially open! Haha~"