Eight days passed in a flash, and the cold December finally ushered in Exiled Island, but the fishing boats promised by the base had never been seen. You, you are a clown!
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren stood in the meeting room of the West Island and was laughed angrily. The leaders of the two islands looked ashen, and all looked at him eagerly. He immediately took the radio on the table, pointed to Lin Zirui and asked, "Shi Kesha Can't be humiliated, can you say this sentence in English?"
"Uh~"
Lin Zirui subconsciously looked at the others. There was a translator on the table, but even the translator was turned over beyond recognition. All the white people were stupefied and didn't understand what he was trying to say.
"Oh~ Your English level is so fucking bad, I'll do it myself..."
After clearing his throat, Zhao Guanren held the communicator and said loudly: "Lisa! You.are.little bitch, you.can.kill.me! But.you.don't.fuck.me! I'll. be.fuck.you.family.women, All!"
"..."
The more than twenty people in the audience were collectively stunned. Most of the people present could speak English, and they were used to Zhao Guanren's loose English, but the rare thing is...they all understood them. Killing can't be humiliated" was perfectly interpreted.
"Papa papa..."
Suddenly there was warm applause in the conference room, and several senior white people praised it again and again. Only Dahe, the company of the Dongdao militia, looked dull, and asked quietly: "Commander Song! Why is the director's English level so high? What are you talking about, are you scolding?"
"Hehe~"
Song Qian covered her mouth and snickered: "Of course! I didn't see that the foreigners applauded. He just said Lisa, you little bitch, you can kill me, but you can't tease me, I will greet the women in your family ,all!"
"Song Qian!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly threw the radio station to Song Qian, and said, "Go find three emotional writers, write stories about Lisa having an affair with her boss, messing around with black subordinates, and sleeping with her own father, and divide them into three episodes. Read it aloud on all channels, and broadcast it to me ten times in English every day!"
"Haha~ This is too cruel..."
Lin Zirui's smile trembled, and Song Qian nodded her head dumbfounded. There are many people of all kinds on the island, and there are a lot of people who are engaged in literature and art and anchors. These people are so idle all day long, they will definitely Write the story to a special wonderful.
"Captain! It seems that the base has no intention of negotiating with us..."
Mrs. Pan spread her hands and said: "The meaning of the base is now very clear. We are determined to mutate all human beings, and we don't care about regular vaccines anymore. And we are in a very difficult situation. The base has obviously blocked the sea area, and our food is almost at its limit!"
"that whoever… "
Zhao Guanren looked at a white officer and asked, "Does the base have satellite surveillance capabilities? They seem to be able to see everything about us!"
"Certainly not! The satellite needs the support of the ground station of the country, and it has long been unusable..."
The white officer replied: "The unmanned reconnaissance drone is a reliable and cheap choice. It can see everything on the island clearly from beyond the line of sight. There is no option to snipe you with missiles. In my opinion, they are Want to test your limits, you're a bad boy!"
Zhao Guanren said in astonishment, "What bad boy?"
"This is what the western world calls you. Zhao Guanren is a bit of a mouthful for them..."
The other party said sincerely: "After you entered the alien plane, the whole world is investigating your details, and the conclusion drawn is contrary to that of a hero. Go to jail so they call you a bad boy!"
"Hey! I walk my talk and never went to jail for fraud..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to him and said, "I'm an honest vendor every year, and the price is clearly marked, and there is a logo on the instant noodles.
If you can get baby lobsters, if you want to buy mother lobsters, you have to pay the goddamn money! "
"..."
Everyone scratched their noses and no one spoke. Everyone knows Zhao Guanren's character. He always stands on the edge of morality and law, and insults your IQ nakedly. If you reason with him, he will play rascal with you. shit on you.
"Your Excellency! The base has embarked on a road of no return..."
The white officer said: "Whether the virus is spread by them or not, they will be nailed to the pillar of shame, so they will not let you go back, they will only continue to put pressure on you, and force your cards out, so as to get more So many secrets about you!"
"It doesn't matter! Since the little bitch likes to play, I will play with her to the end..."
Zhao Guanren looked around the crowd and said, "Among you are spies from the base, and most of you also want to go to Australia, but I can only do my humanitarian duty. If there is food, I will share it with you. Good luck to everyone!"
"captain!"
A foreign girl hurriedly stood up and said: "Can we get a vaccine? We can pay any price. It is already winter, and many people will not be able to survive. We want to exchange a batch of food with the base, or send Women and children leave!"
"Do you dare to be more hypocritical? I'm ashamed to say you..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at her and mocked: "The refugees are all hungry and thin, only you have a bigger bust. You wear a bikini and swim in the lake in the cold weather. You want people to drink your urine. If I give you the vaccine, Tomorrow you will run away with President Pan!"
"Axi! It's none of my business, it's not my idea..."
President Pan folded his arms with a guilty expression on his face, Madam Pan immediately glared at the foreign girl, but Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Madam Pan! Isn't it a vaccine if you pee? There is an inner ghost! Goodbye!"
After Zhao Guanren finished speaking, he turned his head and left, and the Dongdao people followed him.
"Guys! I think it's a good idea..."
A man with glasses stared at Madam Pan with piercing eyes, and said, "We can provide Madam's plasma, disguise it as a vaccine and exchange it for food at the base, and we can also ask Madam to give us blood transfusions, maybe the antibodies will automatically multiply in our bodies!"
"No! Vaccines are beyond our understanding, and they are completely different from traditional vaccines..."
An expert said: "This vaccine is like a parasite, it will change with different human bodies, so it is only suitable for the vaccinated person, and it has the effect of improving metabolism and anti-aging. Please observe Mrs. Pan carefully, she My skin is smoother than before, and my whole body is more energetic!"
"My God!"
Mrs. Pan was pleasantly surprised: "No wonder I feel younger. It turns out that this is not an illusion. The vaccine is really awesome!"
"Hmm! It's really amazing, both Lin Zirui and Song Qian have changed..."
The expert said enviously: "Peter Zhao, are you talking nonsense? Madam's urine does contain antibodies. Ten milliliters of urine can purify more than 200 liters of polluted water. Unfortunately, it is only active for one hour. Otherwise, Madam's urine would be the best. Antivirus!"
"Wait a moment!"
President Pan hurriedly asked: "If the antibody is active for an hour, and the urine is poured on the wound of the infected person, can it kill the virus?"
"Yes! Our thoughts coincide with each other..."
The expert praised: "However, we need volunteers. There are no more mice in the laboratory. If someone is accidentally infected, please bring him here immediately, or go directly to Mrs. Pan. We recommend both showering and oral administration!"
"Oh! That's disgusting..."
Many people stuck out their tongues in disgust, and Mrs. Pan also said with a flushed face: "Stop this topic, it makes me very embarrassed, we should immediately send the girl to the East Island to inquire about news, their food seems to be endless Same, that's pretty weird!"
"Ma'am! East Island people are too exclusive..."
The white officer said helplessly: "They were originally very weak, but now there is a strong
Hard leaders, they turn themselves into parts on tanks, everyone is staring at us like agents, we can't get any information! "
"It shows that you don't know them. Kate and the others are already in the camp. It's a group of white people..."
Mrs. Pan said: "People in the East Island don't care about race, they value cultural identity. Kate is learning their language and wearing their ancient costumes, and she is easily accepted. She now eats two meals a day and manages two hundred Many people, and two assistants!"
The other party asked: "Your culture is also in the same strain, why is it not accepted?"
"Uh~ After all, it's a battle of dignity..."
President Pan said: "Peter Zhao is not a racist, he is a cultural invader. It is very simple for us to integrate into them, just admit that kimchi was invented by them, but we also need dignity!"
"Fuck!"
The white officer shook his head and said, "Damn pickles, what does this have to do with dignity, your way of thinking is too difficult to understand!"
Mrs. Pan smiled bitterly: "Look! You have been invaded by his culture, and you can even swear!"
"Hey Amy! Where did you get the food..."
Dayang girl suddenly yelled at the door, a fashionable little girl came in, grabbed two roasted sweet potatoes and said: "I got it from the Dongdao camp, I went to their place to learn languages, just happened to meet their roasted sweet potatoes , I want two!"
"Why did they let you in, you won't sell your body..."
The officer stood up in shock, but the little foreign girl said angrily, "Are you crazy? I'm not the only one who went in. Natasha and the others have all gone. As long as you say you want to learn a language, you can go in. It's easy to get food. , as long as you shout out a word... Where did the kimchi be removed!"
"Damn it! What a goddamn pickle..."
The officer sat back with his head in his arms, but Dayang Niu hurriedly said, "That's not the point. There are no sweet potatoes on the cruise ship or on the island. Pete Zhao must have hidden a lot of private goods!"
"The captain still has oranges, give me one if I kiss..."
The little foreign girl turned her head and went out, but suddenly two oranges fell out of her pocket, she quickly picked them up and ran away, just in time to meet two girls returning together, each holding two oranges in their hands, again Shocked everyone.
"Natasha! What's the price of two oranges..."
Dayang girl subconsciously yelled, and a short-haired girl hurriedly put the orange behind her back, and ran away after a stiff laugh, apparently it was more than just a kiss.
"Ma'am! You, why do you smell like oranges..."
President Pan looked at his wife with a livid face. Mrs. Pan's face changed slightly, and she rolled her eyes and said, "I use orange-flavored perfume, can I still kiss him, it's ridiculous!"
Mrs. Pan picked up her satchel and walked out disdainfully. After entering the small office on the first floor, she took out six oranges and half a box of condoms, stuffed them into a drawer and locked them, and then patted Chest breathed a sigh of relief.
"Good afternoon, listeners. This is Radio Pacific. Now I will read to you the autobiography of Ms. Lisa.
The radio station on the table suddenly rang, and a female anchor said vividly in English: "It was a thunderstorm night, and he was kissing my toes, oh no! We shouldn't do this, but you and I are My dear brother, but I trembled, and I hugged my father tightly!"
"My God!"
Mrs. Pan stood up in shock, and quickly switched several frequently used channels, but all of them were the same reading aloud, and when he ran to the central control room on the second floor, a group of people were listening attentively, and some people were trembling and sucking heavily. Cigarettes look "super exciting".
"Going crazy! Lisa is going to go crazy..."
Mrs. Pan leaned against the wall with a pale face. What she heard was not the female anchor's super exciting reading, but the explosion of countless missiles. Lisa must have underestimated Zhao Guanren's shamelessness, and her out-of-control anger will definitely engulf this place …