"Brother! I really don't want you to do this, you are so cruel..."
Zhou Fafa was wearing a military overcoat in embarrassment, huddled on the sofa and clutched his crotch without tears. Zhao Guanren was the only one left in the office. He pulled the swivel chair and sat in front of the sofa, lit two cigarettes and handed him one. , asked: "Why didn't you say your identity before?"
"Brother! There is Ding Xiaodan next to you, there is obviously something wrong with that bitch..."
Zhou Fat took two puffs of cigarettes and said, "I'm just an errand boy, not a professional agent. You make a mess as soon as you get on the boat. How dare you declare your family name to you? I'm a cannon fodder in your hands." , and all my friends are dead!"
"You better not brag to me..."
Zhao Guanren leaned on the chair and said: "You are the one who smokes three mouthfuls of cigarette butts, so squeeze the water out of your words. Whether you can walk out standing up tonight depends on your cooperation. Come on! Tell me about your corpse poison investigation team from the beginning!"
"Death Investigation Bureau! The name given by the British guy, we are the six countries jointly handling the case..."
Zhou Fafa said: "About half a year after you left, living corpses suddenly appeared in South Asia, completely different from the previous zombies. Later, it was discovered that it was a man-made virus, and then Luo Zixuan in the UK took advantage of your relationship , and formed the Six Nations Investigation Bureau!"
"Depend on!"
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I knew that Luo Zixuan would not be peaceful. Her brain is not a normal person, by the way! Did she give birth to me a son or a daughter?"
"Ah? She, she is pregnant with your child..."
Zhou Fafa said in surprise: "Luo Zixuan had a miscarriage last year. When I saw her for the first time, I heard that she had just finished confinement. The last time I saw her was in Japan. She, Lao Qu and several other key members , do you think she... is reliable?"
"What do you mean? Isn't she your deputy team leader..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously sat up straight, and Zhou Fafa hesitated while smoking a cigarette: "Actually! Before I boarded the cruise ship, I received a satellite text message, another secret letter from the deputy team leader, only a short sentence... Long sacrifice, there is an inner ghost, return to the country quickly!"
"What? Old Qu is dead..."
Zhao Guanren said in shock: "Tell me the matter from the beginning, how many people came to our Dongjiang, and even though Luo Zixuan is pregnant with my child, I haven't known her for half a month. I don't know what happened next." I don't know!"
"I thought you came here specifically to avenge him, but in fact, I opened Hot Pot City. After it closed down, I went to Dongjiang to find Yan Jing..."
Zhou Fafa looked at him and said, "Strictly arranged me to work under Lao Qu. Later, the officials found us and wanted you to take the lead in investigating the South Asian corpse poisoning case, but you didn't return for a long time. In the end, the situation became more and more serious. We had to rush The ducks are on the shelf!"
Zhao Guanren asked, "How are my daughter-in-laws? Are they still in Dongjiang?"
"I don't know now, anyway, the last news is that they are all in Dongjiang, guarding the Coffin Nail Building..."
Zhou Fafa said: "Both Zhang Xinyue and Zhou Miao gave birth to sons for you, and the rest became mothers of children. Therefore, among the thirteen Taibaos from Dongjiang, only Lin Rui was a woman. She originally supported me in South Korea. Finally lost with me when the corpse poison exploded!"
"Why did it explode..."
Zhao Guanren asked suspiciously: "What did you find out in Japan, where is the outbreak point, and why are you all fine?"
"That's what we do. Of course, we are more careful than ordinary people. At first we all thought it was the little devil who did it himself. The Bureau of Investigation went to investigate. There is an old beauty among the six countries, and there is no obstruction..."
Zhou Fafa recalled: "However, when they were investigating the Nachuan base, the first wave of virus broke out suddenly. There were at least twelve outbreak points around the world, and the spread was very fast. It swept the whole world in half a month. Obviously It's man-made!"
Zhao Guanren stubbed out the cigarette butt and asked, "So you didn't find anything?"
"Lin Rui and I are doing research in South Korea. There is nothing in South Korea, but
Old Qu and the others must have found something in Japan, otherwise they wouldn't have used the word "sacrifice..."
Zhou Fafa said: "But Lin Rui knows more than I do. She said that there is a consortium called Bald Eagle, which has a large investment in the place where the corpse first appeared, and it is also a medical or biological investment. And the consortium's The background is too complicated, there are very serious suspicions!"
"Bald eagle?"
Zhao Guanren asked thoughtfully: "Have you ever thought about why they chose Southeast Asia for their experiments? Did they find anything special?"
"I have to ask you, why do zombies speak our language..."
Zhou Fafa said dumbfoundedly: "A giant black-skinned giant was photographed on the news, and I was shocked by its Northeast accent. Foreigners said that we unified hell, so they mobilized experts on East Asian issues, almost Can speak basic Mandarin!"
"You're talking about stuck eggs, right? He let the big head lead him off the track, and he's fine at every turn..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "I won't talk about the past, anyway, this time it has nothing to do with the soul world. Some humans transformed the second-generation corpse poison, which led to this large-scale spread. Now that I'm back, I have to check it out. ,what's your plan?"
"I'm really afraid of death! But if I retreat, I'm really sorry for the brothers who died..."
Zhou Fa took a deep puff of cigarette, and said worryingly: "My abilities are very limited, and I can't do anything after being stuck on the cruise ship for so long, but if you have something to do with me, as long as you don't let me be cannon fodder, I will definitely do my best. Go all the way, at least give the brothers an explanation!"
"Actually, your IQ and observation skills are good. Ding Xiaodan is indeed a mutant sent by the base, but there is another one lurking, who should be on the cruise ship..."
Zhao Guanren said: "Currently, there are four known experimental islands. Maer Island may not be the base's home base, so I'm testing with the base. I'll let you know when there is a result. You can go back to Qiaotou and continue to sell seafood, and pay more attention to the gangs in the West Island. Gang, come to me if you have any news!"
"I still sell shit seafood, I can sell barbecue..."
Zhou Fafa put on his military overcoat and stood up. He spread his legs with a grin, and asked, "There is something you need to tell me about. Did you mess with Bald Pan's wife?"
"Why did you say that? I have never had a private relationship with Mrs. Pan..."
Zhao Guanren stood up with an innocent face, and Zhou Fafa said disdainfully: "Pull it down! Mrs. Pan has become more and more attractive recently, so why don't you come and hang around for a while, if she won't let you pester her, can you give her the vaccine Well, now her urine is being snapped up!"
"Why? Want to give her a pregnancy test..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously picked his nose, but Zhou Fafa said: "I don't know which pervert said that Mrs. Pan's urine can eliminate corpse poison and has the effect of rejuvenating the old. Anyone with a strong taste wants to take a few sips, but Mrs. Pan seems to be Really look younger!"
"Metabolism speeds up, it will be like this after vaccination..."
Zhao Guanren took the sword and was about to leave, but Zhou Fada rubbed his hands again and again, he smiled and said, "You want the vaccine too, wait until I verify your identity, as long as you don't lie to me, the vaccine will definitely be as old as you." A portion of the boy!"
"I'll be motivated if I say this, just go and check it out, real gold is not afraid of fire, hehe..."
Zhou Fa triumphantly walked to the desk and said, "Now you are spoiling Lisa with a short story, I'm not afraid that she will throw you a missile. The story is about everyone going crazy, and even if they send the ship, You can't even see it with your naked eyes!"
"Don't talk to me, don't inquire about what you shouldn't know..."
Zhao Guanren kicked him on the buttocks, and Zhou Fada quietly walked away with half a cigarette, and said as he walked out: "I will keep the matter with Qin Manying a secret, but in fact, that girl is nice, soft-hearted and timid. It's just a little vanity, I won't mess with her in the future, let her have a good relationship!"
"Who else do you have business with, I will help you keep it secret..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him with piercing eyes, Zhou Dara
He opened the door and said with a smile, "I'm not as high-end as your big boss, and I'm taking the civilian route, but you still became my cousin, and Chen Jiamin and her siblings are my concubine, and if I were you, I would replace Dahe, Jiang Zhenghe didn't Not simple and honest!"
"You won't have anything to do with Dahe's daughter-in-law, be careful that she will kill you..."
Zhao Guanren folded his arms suspiciously, and Zhou Fafa waved his hands and said, "I'm not that lucky. Anyway, I just want to remind you that if you talk too much, it becomes a gossip. But if nothing else, he will give you a surprise. Let's go." Ah... Thank you Director, I will never dare to do it next time!"
Zhou Fafa yelled and walked out, looking like a bereaved dog. Zhao Guanren secretly praised his acting skills and IQ, while Shen Qingwen jumped in from the window and asked, "This old boy is so slippery, will he be here?" Lie to you?"
"Basically there are no flaws, and all the details are correct..."
Zhao Guanren stepped forward slowly and said: "It's not unreasonable for my hometown to choose him here. This kind of street gangster has rich experience in the world and can grasp small details that ordinary people don't notice. Moreover, he has a sense of responsibility and bottom line, and has been secretly figuring out all kinds of things. clue!"
"I don't think there should be any further delay, we are already passive..."
Shen Qingwen looked at him seriously, and he put his arms around Shen Qingwen and said: "I can't leave for the time being, you don't understand the power of modern warfare, once we go to sea, we will be discovered soon, and it will be more troublesome if we miss out, wait for me to test it out for a few days." Now, whoever has insufficient concentration will show his flaws!"
"Ouba!"
Shen Qingwen suddenly hugged him affectionately, and babbled a lot of Korean, but Zhao Guanren pushed her head away and scolded: "You're watching Korean dramas, and you read the lines to me, where am I? Looks like Kim Soo Hyun?"
"But Jun Ji Hyun looks like me, don't you think, Oppa..."
Shen Qingwen looked at him with big eyes flickering, looking like a second girl on his face, Zhao Guanren said dumbfoundedly: "If you have nothing to do, play some Xiaoxiaole. Korean dramas are things that damage IQ. I am a big prince who is taller, richer and handsome. The little star is exciting!"
"I don't like celebrities, I'm just novelty..."
Shen Qingwen took him again and said: "The people I watched in the TV series all lived in tall towers. There were many families in one tower, and none of them had a yard. Is the house in your hometown also like that? house?"
"Uh~ our house doesn't even have a yard..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his nose and said: "My house is on the ninth floor, with two wing rooms and a living room. A courtyard as big as Zhao Wang's mansion is called a park in our country. Private people can't build such a big house, but my mother has four rooms. Enter the yard!"
"How many maids do you have, how many horses do you have, do you have bearers..."
Shen Qingwen frowned slightly, Zhao Guanren scratched his head and said, "Uh~ horses are not allowed in the city, and there are no maidservants, but I have a car!"
"What kind of business do you do for a living, do you have an official position, have you ever obtained a reputation..."
"What are you doing? Check your account..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her inexplicably, and Shen Qingwen pointed to his nose and said: "Ding Xiaodan told me that you are a street vendor selling crayfish, and you don't have the culture of a scholar. You basically copied your poems, and later made a fortune." It’s our mother-in-law who relies on it, isn’t it?”
"How about it? Is it hindering me from being a prince? We are the same, so don't make fun of each other..."
Zhao Guanren yelled angrily, but Shen Qingwen said triumphantly: "I always thought that I was not good enough for you, so it turned out that you were the one who made it up to me. I am also from a family of officials and officials. Tonight, I will turn over your name and serve as bed attendant for the palace." !Hahaha… "
"I served your sister's bedroom, you came to find confidence in me, didn't you..."
Zhao Guanren kicked her on the buttocks, but Shen Qingwen sang a ditty happily and ran away as if she had won the first prize, but Lin Zirui suddenly ran over and said, "Boss! Several people died in West Island, and Mark from the US military died." , the blood in the whole body has been sucked dry!"
"Damn! There won't be mutants landing on the island, call a team of militiamen and follow me..."