"Talking Pikachu, one for each person, don't grab it..."
Zhao Guanren squatted in the living room of the mayor's house, and distributed two large bags of toys and snacks to the nine children. Although he couldn't tell who was which, the nine brothers and sisters had one thing in common. They all inherited his thick eyebrows and big eyes. , laughed exactly like him.
"Are you really my dad? I think you're like a big brother..."
A little girl sculpted in pink and jade was holding Pikachu with a baby voice. Zhao Guanren hugged her and smiled and said, "Your dad is handsome! Let me guess, you... Mom must be strict, your little mouth is just like hers Just as good-looking!"
"This is my daughter. Thanks to you, I'm still the father. I can't tell who gave birth to you..."
A beautiful young woman came in from the door, and Zhao Guanren was stunned for a moment before he remembered that she was policewoman Duan Yutong, who was said to be married to an American, but seeing the excited look in her eyes, Zhao Guanren knew that she was still thinking about domestic products. .
"Brother-in-law! Why do you live younger and younger..."
Li Shishi ran in and circled him, wondering: "I didn't see clearly from a distance just now, but you are thirty years old this year, why do you look younger than back then, maybe around twenty-five at most, don't you?" What elixir did you eat?"
"Shishi! You are getting more and more beautiful, thank you for waiting for brother-in-law..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and stroked her long hair. Li Shishi's eyes turned red as soon as he said it, and she hugged him suddenly and began to cry. Sha Xiaohong also led the wives in, whether they were married or widowed. Yes, a lot of them all came in.
"Wow! Song Qian, why did you come to us, I'm your fan..."
Li Shishi suddenly rushed to Song Qian in surprise, pulling Song Qian up and down excitedly, and she turned a blind eye to Zhu Sanshui scratching her head and making poses.
"Zhu Mingzhu!"
On the contrary, Sha Xiaohong sarcastically said: "You are very capable, and you have to come to my son to pay the bill. Is it a yearly subscription or a one-time subscription? How much does it cost for a night's sleep?"
"Thirty million! US dollars..."
Zhu Sanshui held up three fingers earnestly, but Sha Xiaohong rolled her eyes and said, "Dream you! I don't know what my son is. People who buy watermelons worth 50 cents will add heads, and they are famous white Whoring little prince, it’s not bad if you didn’t let you post!"
"Who made me careless? I can only post it backwards. Anyone who has a heart will become your daughter-in-law..."
Zhu Sanshui sat down on the chair with his mouth curled up. Zhao Guanren immediately stared at him angrily, and the women immediately focused their attention on Song Qian.
"not me!"
Song Qian quickly waved her hand and said, "I'm Qingwen's apprentice, we two are more innocent than tofu mixed with shallots, Sister Zhu is talking about Li Qin!"
"Uncle Zhao! You are in a terrible situation now, and you are starting to play female stars..."
Zhou Miao looked at Zhao Guanren with a smirk, but Li Shishi was pleasantly surprised: "Where is Li Qin? I also like her very much, especially the last corpse drama she filmed. We watched it many times. The male lead Liu Yining is the idol of all our women!"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren just took a sip of tea and spit it out, looked around at the women and stammered: "You, what kind of taste do you guys have? How can you like Liu Yining?"
"Yo~ I know he's having an affair with Li Qin, you're jealous, aren't you..."
Zhou Miao gave him a disdainful look, but Zhang Xinyue smiled and said: "Idol! Anyway, we only like him on TV. He is indeed very manly on TV. Sister Hong said that if she finds you a stepfather in the future, she must You have to find someone like Liu Yining!"
"Oh! I laughed to death, I really laughed to death, hahaha..."
Zhu Sanshui leaned back and forth with a sudden laugh, slid and sat on the ground and slapped the chairs wildly, making all the women confused, and Sha Xiaohong was also confused: "What's so ridiculous, let him play female stars, my wife can't chase after her." A male star?"
"Auntie! Liu Yining
The one who died at the hands of Brother Ren was a member of the Eagle Head Society..."
Song Qian explained, dumbfounded, and all the women in the room were stunned, and Zhao Guanren waved his hands and smiled wryly: "Mom! If you really want to find a wife, don't look for these gaudy actors, there are not many of them. It's reliable, it's true to find someone who is educated!"
"son!"
How did Sha Xiaohong say shyly: "If you don't object to my mother's remarriage, I... don't want to find any wife, I want to find someone younger, and our family doesn't have that condition!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren choked on his saliva, and said in shock, "You don't want to find a young man, do you want me to call him brother or his father?"
"How can it be… "
Sha Xiaohong shyly said: "The youngest must be older than you, anyway, it's only in the range of thirty to forty, there is no one to choose yet, I will show it to you first if I come across a good one, but I promise not to look for foreigners and old people. Hei, I will definitely find you a domestic father!"
"..."
A picture suddenly appeared in Zhao Guanren's mind. Zhou Fafa sat beside him and hugged him, and said seriously, "Boss! From now on, we will call each other our own. I will call you brother, and you will call me dad. I will let you. Mom give birth to a younger brother for you! '
"Puff puff… "
Zhao Guanren hurriedly shook his head, rubbed his face, got up and took the backpack and said, "Let's get down to business! Aren't you curious about how young I am? In fact, it's the effect of the corpse poison vaccine. The vaccine will speed up the metabolism for a long time. It's not a problem to be seven or eight years younger. !"
"Wow! Vaccines can rejuvenate your youth, now you're making a fortune..."
The women cheered in surprise, but after Zhao Guanren took out a box of injections, Sha Xiaohong suddenly hesitated and said, "Son! Why is it so small? I'm afraid my relatives don't have enough. They will definitely have opinions! "
"Do you know how much this box of 500 vaccines is worth..."
Zhao Guanren pressed the box and said: "Japan only got 12,000 vaccines. The condition for the injection is that you must go to the front line. Many people go bankrupt and can't get it. In order to get a vaccine, mothers bring their daughters, sisters bring younger sisters, and come to the door. Take off your clothes and jump on me, this box of vaccines is priceless!"
"..."
The women in the room stopped talking in shock, but Zhao Guanren said again: "Our relatives do not exceed five hundred people, so you decide how to allocate them yourself, but I must declare in advance that relatives may not be human, they may be beasts with human faces and beast hearts! "
"Dad! Can you give my mom one, I'll trade Pikachu for you..."
A cute little girl ran over, and Zhao Guanren hugged her up and laughed, "Little clever ghost! What belongs to father belongs to mother, and what belongs to mother belongs to you, Doctor Gao! Doctor Xiaotu! You two come here and give everyone an injection." Come on, hit the kids first!"
"ah… "
Once the injections were given, the children cried. Zhao Guanren always kept his sons as dogs, and his daughters held them in his hands. The crying sons kicked each of them, and the daughters hugged and coaxed them all.
"Little bastard! Why are you kicking my grandson..."
Sha Xiaohong rushed over and slapped her on the head, and Zhao Guanren said aggrievedly: "When I was a child, you were beaten much worse than this. How come your grandson protects the calf? Boys don't grow up if they don't beat you. It's you With my own mouth!"
Sha Xiaohong stared and shouted: "This is only for you, whoever touches my grandson will be beaten to death, you get out of here and stay!"
"Oh! Finally someone backed us up. In his eyes, the son is no longer his own..."
Yong Ning teased at the side: "I'm not afraid of people's jokes when I say it. My eldest son is young, and I have to earn all the expenses by myself. The poor are looking for money with the prince all over the street. The prince, a majestic man, can do it for two taels of silver. Squat in the alley for a night, just to prevent my son from getting there first!"
"ah
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Zhou Miao asked suspiciously: "What does the crown prince have to do with him? Could it be that the queen and his illegitimate child can't get along?"
"That's right! The Crown Prince is an illegitimate child, but His Majesty the Empress gave birth to him..."
Yong Ning puffed up his chest with a smirk, and the women in the room were suddenly dumbfounded, while Shen Qingwen gave a disdainful sneer, Yong Ning never missed the opportunity to belittle the Dragon Queen.
"I see! It turns out that you kid is eating soft food..."
Sha Xiaohong scolded angrily: "You little bastard, can you show some face? You also brazenly said that you rebelled against the emperor, conquered so many great powers, and merged several countries. Why don't you eat soft food?" Emperor?"
"Mother! My grandfather was a former pilgrim, and he was kind to him, so he can't be the emperor, otherwise he would be seeking to usurp the throne, which is unrighteous..."
Yong Ning took Sha Xiaohong's arm and said: "Empress Chen Yingyue is my aunt, but there has never been an example of a woman being an emperor since ancient times. If he hadn't resisted all opinions, Chen Yingyue's dragon chair would not be stable at all, but until today after meeting her mother, I just found out the real reason!"
Sha Xiaohong asked in surprise, "What does it have to do with me?"
"It's a big deal! If you sit here, you will be the real queen..."
Yongning pulled her to sit on the sofa, and said with a smile: "Although Chen Yingyue's temperament is not as good as yours, he is somewhat similar to you, so when he sees Chen Yingyue, it is like seeing his own mother, and he always clings to her. It was the light that became the queen!"
"Ha~"
Sha Xiaohong felt very comfortable with this flattery, and said proudly: "Son! I didn't raise you in vain, and I didn't forget my old lady even though I was a big man. Do you have a photo of Chen Yingyue? Let me see this Empress Chen, is she in my favor!"
"A few days ago it happened to be Chinese New Year, and Datou took a video for them to say hello to you..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and tapped his watch, a large virtual screen was instantly projected in mid-air, and a grand scene appeared.
The background is the former Grand Palace of Shun Kingdom. The vast imperial guards are guarding both sides of the square. A large number of court ladies and eunuchs are holding silk flowers and ribbons in front of the main hall. Civil and military officials are lined up on both sides of the royal road, and their wives are also there. Standing with hands down.
"Wow! What a grand occasion, this is the Spring Festival Gala..."
Zhou Miao and other women were all staring at the picture in surprise. Who knew that the camera started to rise gradually, and it turned into an aerial shot of the entire capital city, people decorated with lights and festoons on the streets, antique wooden buildings, as well as carriages and soft vehicles crossing the streets and alleys. The sedan chairs are all included in the scenery.
"Wow! This city is so big and beautiful, it's much more real than in the movies..."
Gao Jie couldn't help admiring, and the other women also showed longing looks, while Li Shishi pointed to a red courtyard full of flowers and asked, "Where is this place? It's really beautiful. I like this style very much." yard!"
"This is my outer house, the flowers and plants are all planted by myself..."
Yongning smiled very arrogantly, Li Shishi's eyes widened suddenly, and Zhang Xinyue also turned around in surprise and asked: "Brother Ren! How did you get there? Did you really live in this world for six years? We always thought you It’s been so hot!”
"Don't hurt me. Without the hard work of the predecessors, how can the wealth of the future come..."
Zhao Guanren got up and said: "The original New Zealand can make you nostalgic. I think the big man will make you love it even more. We have the same culture and the same skin color. Luo Zixuan and the others have already gone there first. If you are willing to go, feel free to go." You can go!"
"..."
The women suddenly looked at each other, yearning and arriving are two different things, only Zhou Miao asked: "Could it be from the soul world?"
"I don't play magic a long time ago, let's play high technology now, take a spaceship..."