noon…
A long convoy drove into the open space of the valley. A dozen trucks were loaded with a large amount of supplies, and several buses also drove in. Hundreds of people, men, women, old and young, came down one after another. They were all dressed in ancient costumes, not long gowns. It is a mandarin jacket.
"Yueyue! Why don't you have a reunion dinner on Chinese New Year's Eve, why come to this barren mountain..."
Zhang Xinyue's parents looked around in long gowns. Zhang Xinyue said with a smile, "We're going to Dahan to celebrate the New Year. The Eagle Head Club is already insane. They even want to intercept the passenger plane returning home. I'm afraid that if we stay longer, what happened yesterday will happen again. Let's go to Dahan." Safety!"
"Tsk tsk~ The foreigners in the camp are pitiful, they are still waiting for the plane..."
A group of people shook their heads in regret, only to see a dozen people coming on horseback. Zhao Guanren, who was dressed in a red dragon robe, jumped off the horse and said loudly: "Everyone! Those who have children hold their children tightly, and those who have no children hold hands with relatives and friends. Everything will go smoothly." It's natural, don't resist, just don't move around!"
"What? Suck us into a spaceship that doesn't even have an airstair..."
The elders looked up at the sky in doubt, and Zhao Guanren clapped his hands again and laughed, "Of course the spaceship is in space. You can't see it with your heads up. High-tech teleportation doesn't need a ladder. Everyone is ready, I'm going to start." !"
"Wait a minute! Is there a toilet on the spaceship, I want to take a shit..."
"Ah Lai! Can you smoke on the spaceship? Will you be fined..."
"Brother-in-law! I want to pee too..."
A large group of relatives yelled at each other, and Yongning, who was already experienced, stepped forward and smiled: "We don't need to board the boat, we will be there in a few puffs of cigarettes, this valley is 99.8% safe, basically no What's wrong!"
"Yongning is right, it's never too late to pee later..."
Zhao Guanren pressed his hands to appease everyone, then cleared his throat and took a stride, clapped his hands and shouted loudly: "Use my blood! Command the gods! First, the heavens and the earth will be shaken, and second, the ghosts and gods will be shocked..."
"Isn't it high-tech? Why are you still chanting mantras? What the hell are we sitting on..."
All the relatives looked at him in astonishment, and the children were even more frightened. Zhao Guanren was too embarrassed to say that he had an occupational disease, so he could only make nonsense: "High technology also needs to be safe, and the New Year is auspicious." , everyone, get ready, Xiao Ai! Let's go!"
"唰~"
A large group of people disappeared into the open space in an instant, even the horses and vehicles disappeared together. Everyone just felt a blur in front of their eyes, and their whole bodies suddenly became lighter. The colorful scenes passed by in front of them, but before they could see clearly what happened? Something happened, and the body suddenly sank again.
"ah!!!"
A series of screams rang out, and hundreds of people fell to the ground with a crash, but they were stunned when they opened their eyes, and they still didn't move their nests in the valley.
"Son! What's going on, did the time travel fail..."
Sha Xiaohong climbed up in surprise, but suddenly there was a dull sound of hoofbeats, everyone turned their heads in astonishment, and saw a white-armored cavalry rushing towards them like a torrent, followed by black elite infantry pawn.
"Who is here? How dare you trespass on the royal forbidden area..."
A burly and handsome general shouted loudly, and ferociously raised his horse from a distance. The relatives looked at Zhao Guanren in horror, only to see Zhao Guanren step forward with his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "Prince Yongshi Zhao Yunxuan is Also, come and report your name!"
"My lord! Your lord is back, our lord is back..."
The fierce general in white armor immediately changed his face, jumped up from his horse, and jumped to the front of the crowd with a "boom" and knelt down on one knee. The mountain calls Chitose.
"Oh! How majestic, this
These are all forbidden troops..."
The relatives were pleasantly surprised as if they had just woken up from a dream. Thousands of people rushed over in this breath, and the huge momentum was simply heart-pounding.
"Brothers! Rise up..."
Zhao Guanren raised his hand and said with a smile: "I brought gifts for everyone, and they will all come to the palace to receive the rewards later, by the way! Send a fast horse to inform the princess that my mother's queen is here, let them prepare to pick you up, and let the mansion send another The team of sedan chairs is coming, I will take my mother and the others to go outside the mountain!"
"The last general takes orders! The dragoons are escorting the left and right, and the Shanwen army is behind..."
The fierce general Bai Jia raised his fists respectfully, and Zhao Guanren asked the drivers to drive the cars. The older ones got on the car for sightseeing, and the younger ones got on the horses with him. War horses are generally very fierce, but they have their own pawns. Pull forward.
"Hee hee~ sister..."
Sha Daji looked at the accompanying generals, and said with a charming smile: "I didn't expect the generals of the big man to be so handsome, all of them are so masculine. I was worried that they were all a bunch of bumpkins, and I was afraid that Amanda could not find her husband. , I want to find two of them!"
"Reserve! You are the prince's aunt now..."
Sha Xiaohong kept her face serious, Zhang Xinyue and the others put on the most serious posture, but Amanda, a foreign girl who didn't understand the rules, pinched the arm of a horse soldier and asked in suffocated Mandarin. : "You should exercise regularly, your biceps are so developed!"
"Two-headed chicken?"
The young soldier shivered like an electric shock, and actually lowered his head blushing. Seeing him shy, Amanda got even more excited, and asked on the horse, "Hello! How old are you, are you married? How many wives can you marry here?" ah?"
"Uh~ I'm nineteen this year, I haven't married a wife yet, and I can only marry one wife..."
Xiaobing lowered his head and didn't dare to look at her. Amanda straightened up and said in surprise: "It turns out that you are also monogamous, but why can my brother marry so many wives? Can the prince break the law?"
"..."
The little soldier shrank his head in fright, but Shen Qingwen turned back and smiled and said: "The prince breaks the law and commits the same crime as the common people. Even the emperor can only have one wife, and the concubine cannot be called a wife, and your brother is no exception. There is only one official wife, so the big man is a man. polygamy!"
"That's why it's not illegal to have a mistress..."
Amanda scratched her head and thought of an apt word, all the relatives burst into laughter, just as a long line of bearers trotted over, carrying more than a dozen scarlet chair sedan chairs dedicated to the royal family, and knelt on the side of the road to invite Ladies get on the sedan chair.
"Oh~ Why are you still kneeling, it's so twisted..."
Zhou Miao and other women all got off their horses in embarrassment. The sedan chair was lifted up to enjoy the scenery along the way in the cool spring, but the bearers all knelt on the ground, which is really unacceptable to modern people.
"Sit on it!"
Zhao Guanren rode on the horse and said, "The rules are already changing, but you have to eat every bite, and if you take too many steps, you will be messed up. It will take at least three generations to change the old concept!"
"Sit down! Let's enjoy Zhen Huan's treatment too..."
Sha Xiaohong took the lead and sat on the chair sedan, and Sha Daji also snatched the chair. They were all dressed in luxurious ancient costumes, and they looked no different from Han people. The bearers had also seen cars running around. , one by one, step by step.
"Get up!"
The little eunuch stepped forward and shouted loudly, and the team drove out of the mountain in a mighty manner. After leaving the mountain, there was a prosperous county town, and it was also the only city without city walls.
Back then it was just a small town, but ever since Zhao Guanren built a fairy palace in the mountains, countless merchants and romantic talents flocked here, all wanting to get a little bit of fairy spirit, and within two years, a small town quickly formed. Ayutthaya.
"Oh~ so many ancient buildings
, Hengdian Film and Television City is not as big as here..."
A large group of relatives, as if they had never seen the world, widened their eyes in amazement and surprise. They could see the endless stream of people and horses and horses from a distance. Besides the large tracts of fertile fields, there were also houses or delicate houses. Or a morose house.
"Father-in-law and mother-in-law! This is called Fairy City, and the people started it themselves..."
Zhao Guanren rode on the horse and waved his hand and introduced: "All the places you can see now, after two days of riding on horseback, are my fiefdoms. If you like any land or mountain, just tell me, and I will give them all to you." You guys, you can build whatever you want on your own land!"
"This, this is all yours? Private land..."
Zhou Miao's father got excited on the spot and stood up from his horse. His wife hurriedly asked, "Good son-in-law! Does this city belong to you? They farm and build houses on our land, Do you take their rent?"
"Take it! It costs money to build roads and bridges, but I collect very little, only 2%..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "The land of the big man is privately owned. There is no such thing as a public house. The place where the house is built is either sold or rented by me. But the mountains, rivers, water and roads belong to me. If you want to collect rent in the future My son, I can receive soft hands every day!"
"Mother-in-law! Did you hear..."
Zhou Miao's old lady was pleasantly surprised: "We will take root here in the future. What kind of modern life? Who would be willing to lose such a large piece of land? Don't snatch it from me. I want to open a big supermarket at the gate of the city. Business Guaranteed to explode!"
"Mom! Keep your voice down..."
Zhou Miao hurriedly asked the bearer to lean over, and said shamelessly: "My lady is now a princess. How can a princess own a supermarket? Bian Xianglan's family is still the richest man, and people look down on her for doing business. It's not good for you to just stay at home and enjoy your happiness." ?”
"You are stupid! What kind of happiness did you enjoy when you just landed..."
Zhou Miao's mother pulled her over and whispered: "I don't care how you become a princess, anyway, you have to take down all the land that can be seen in the south, and new houses are being built around there, and it must continue to develop in the south. It’s my old lady’s coffin book!”
"Okay! I'll get it for you, at worst, I'll give birth to a son for him..."
Zhou Miao blinked with a smile, and the team arrived in front of the moat. A large number of cavalry remained outside the city. Only infantry and generals accompanied them. Relatives dismounted and crossed the bridge one after another. carry.
"Everyone, come out quickly, the prince has descended to earth, and returned from the fairy palace..."
The well-established ancient city suddenly exploded, and countless people flocked from all directions. The big girls and young daughters-in-law screamed again and again, and some people rushed over the walls, and the frightened women exclaimed: "What's wrong, what is this? What are you going to do?"
"Don't panic, ladies, the people are just here to worship..."
The guards put their hands behind their backs, not worried about Zhao Guanren being assassinated. Soon the common people crowded in front of the sedan chair, and the bearers had to stop. A whole lot of pastry tributes.
"My God! Our husband is so loved by the common people..."
Zhou Miao was overjoyed to hold a pile of snacks, but before the words finished, a woman knelt down, put her hands together and said to her: "The fairy lady blesses my house safe, rich and powerful, I will serve you with all my heart old man!"
"You worship me? This..."
Zhou Miao was dazed while biting a piece of crispy candy, but suddenly, a chivalrous woman in red descended from the sky, holding a sharp sword and shooting at Zhao Guanren, shouting angrily, "You dog thief! Take your life!"
Zhou Miao flung the pastry away and screamed, "There is an assassin! Come, come and escort..."