"You lost yourself, you are an incomplete Zhao Guanren..."
The bald Zhao Guanren put the frying pan on the cart, walked out slowly from behind the booth, and tore off the leather apron on his body. How could he know that he was wearing a pure white monk's robe with a A string of golden Buddha beads, but he gives people a very evil feeling.
"What is this clone talking about, he looks like a monk from a cult..."
Bo Nian looked at the other party in surprise, but the bald Zhao Guanren smiled again: "Come here! The spicy crayfish is ready, just to solve your confusion for many years. Why is the same recipe, but the taste is not as good as Lobster King's? tasty!"
"huh~"
Zhao Guanren walked towards him slowly, and said in a cold voice: "You want to tell me that there is a seasoning missing in my secret recipe, just like I lack you, an incomplete secret recipe can't cook good dishes, and an incomplete Zhao Guanren Just a cripple, right?"
"You're absolutely right, it's that easy to talk to yourself..."
The bald head smiled and sat down on the plastic chair, took out a pack of Lan Liqun from the monk's robe and put it on, then raised his legs and said with a smile: "But this is not the truth, the truth is that our little chef has always missed a seasoning , he also wants to open a shop and become the owner, he must own the secret recipe!"
"Difficult to say! You say Lobster King's is delicious, but he says mine tastes better..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the table and said: "Less seasoning doesn't affect the result. I'm still the best crayfish in this street. That's why I've been tricked by so many people and have many repeat customers, so I lost one." The soul is nothing, besides, it is still some bad things!"
Zhao Guanren also took a plastic chair and sat down, and also took out a pack of cigarettes and lit it, but the sitting posture and aura of the two were completely different. Even the monk's robes couldn't hide his evil spirit.
"But you can't deny that it's my bad thing that made you..."
The bald head blew smoke at him, and said with an evil smile: "Everyone has seven emotions and six desires, joy, anger, sorrow, joy, panic, thoughts, wine, sex, wealth, greed, anger, and ignorance. One less person is a disability with personality defects. Why do you care about other people's eyes? , give up what you were born with?"
"I know who you are now, I lost my soul in the soul world..."
Zhao Guanren said calmly: "I always feel that something is missing after I got my soul back. I don't have any desire for money anymore, and the girl thinks it's enough. I always want to make more contributions to the world, and you are what I lost. Hypocrisy and greed!"
"You are so ridiculous, isn't your sanctimonious appearance hypocritical enough..."
The bald head patted his chest and roared: "I am your lost self, I am the real Zhao Guanren, I never care what other people think, I am greedy for money, lustful, righteous, and be yourself, but you lost yourself to fight for others Live, only a damn righteousness is left!"
"Do you have kids? Have you ever had a family? No, right..."
Zhao Guanren said slowly: "I am indeed living for others, because I have a group of beautiful and virtuous wives and smart children, so I have to think about their future, not just eat enough for one person, the whole family has no worries, a bachelor !I've grown up and matured!"
"..."
The bald-headed Zhao Guanren suddenly froze and stopped talking, but the fake Xue Ji said: "Brother Ren! We can understand that you are thinking about your family, but let others sit on the land you fought so hard for, and their children will enjoy the rewards, occupying what should belong to your children. Are you willing to make a wedding dress for someone else if you don’t have everything in it!”
"Here's a fake of you
For the sake of talking, Xue Ji is at home to take care of my children..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "How do you know that I'm making wedding dresses for others? Have you fought in the world before? Do you know how to rebel? You think you'll be the emperor if you sit on the dragon chair, and you dare to be a keyboard warrior if you don't understand farts. I never Do bad things!"
"I am Xue Ji, and I am also her lost self..."
The fake Xue Ji raised her voice unwillingly, while the bald Zhao Guanren asked in a cold voice: "Since you don't do things that make you lose, what are you doing now? The country criticizes you verbally, and you still show your hot face to others Your cold ass, no one thinks of you at all!"
"This kid told you..."
Zhao Guanren got up and looked at Zhao Tianming, and said with a smile: "Are you still living in the past? In this world, you have a chance to win the country. Mastering high technology is the uncrowned king. What's more, I have five insurances and one gold as a foundation. Little nanny and old driver, you guys have a problem! Hahaha... "
"You, do you only have this ambition? What's so great about five insurances and one housing fund..."
Zhao Tianming looked at him angrily, but the bald Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Didn't you hear that there are drivers and babysitters? At least this is the treatment of the provincial leaders. There is still room for improvement in the future, no more than you, a wage earner." Strong!"
"That's right! There's also a small free canteen, you don't even have the qualifications to enter..."
Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows coquettishly, Zhao Tianming's face was distorted in anger, and Zhao Guanren poured two more glasses of beer, toasted and said, "Come on! The old me, let's toast the past and tomorrow, Let's break up after drinking!"
"It's okay to break up! But I finally got you here, so I have to return to the world anyway..."
The bald head picked up the wine glass and stood up slowly, while Zhao Guanren said with a light smile: "I only left one thing here, and that is the evil thoughts hidden in my heart. This Xue Ji is also the incarnation of evil thoughts, but Yong Ye let go of her obsessions." Nian has gone to reincarnation, what are you still clinging to here?"
"Why don't we try changing..."
The bald Zhao Guanren smiled coldly and said: "I don't ask to be reunited with you either. Anyway, it's hard to get back together. We can't go back to the past. As long as you hand over your body and let me go out and enjoy myself for two years, I promise I won't cause harm to the world. I will return my body to you after two years, how about it?"
"Do you think I will believe you, you don't talk like fart..."
Zhao Guanren put down his wine glass and went to the booth, and suddenly picked up a pot of crayfish and poured it on the ground, but Bao Nian and the others exclaimed in shock, there was no spicy crayfish in the pot, but a big pot of human eyeballs It's so sticky and disgusting.
"Look! You can't even trust yourself, which means you are a despicable person..."
The bald head looked at him nonchalantly, while Zhao Guanren walked out and said, "When you have diarrhea, you can't trust any fart, even if it used to be part of your body, and now the facts have proved that you are just a fart disguised as a fart." Shit!"
"Do you want to scold the street? My skill is no worse than yours..."
The bald head sneered and said, "But have you forgotten that Yong Ye once publicly said that the best way to deal with Zhao Guanren is to keep his mouth shut, and you have told me so much nonsense that there is no way out! "
"I know! You're so awesome, you're so powerful that the cracks in the space won't let you pass through, but before you start, can you tell me..."
"Okay! I know what you want to ask..."
The bald head interrupted him and said: "Your evil thoughts are actually very powerful. After the Fallen Pond absorbed your evil thoughts, it gradually condensed into a me, and I have been
Looking for a way to leave the soul world, I finally found David with strong negative energy, the founder of Bald Eagle! "
"You must not tell me that you guided him to release the corpse poison..."
"It has nothing to do with me. I just want to rule the world, not destroy it. Leaking the corpse poison is an accident, but do you know who caused the accident..."
The bald man smiled and said: "Zhao Ziqiang! He wanted to destroy the machine that opened the cracks, so I detonated the machine in advance, killing the old guy half to death. The corpse poison was leaked during his escape, so I had no choice but to come Come here and restart the stove!"
"In that case..."
Zhao Guanren said thoughtfully: "David built this place for you, just to find a suitable body for you and prepare for your return to the world. As a result, you failed many experiments, and the green crystal Became your newest choice, right?"
"You're smart! No, we're smart..."
The bald head said triumphantly: "Poor old David, he has always regarded me as a god, and naively wants to welcome my arrival and give him immortal life, but if he knows that I am also Zhao Guanren, his expression will definitely be super exciting ,Hahaha… "
"This guy has been doing things for you, why did you choose him..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at Zhao Tianming in puzzlement, but the bald head said contemptuously: "You don't have any English skills, he does things for me without any communication barriers, and his wife is very feminine, and she is also the very sullen type. I like it! Hehe~"
"..."
Zhao Tianming's forehead turned green, and he looked at him as if he had eaten a fly.
"Yah~"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "You really are not a counterfeit. His wife is really nice. He keeps going straight without talking about money. The emperor's thirty-six moves are fully automatic, and he won't get out of bed without rolling his eyes!"
"Damn it! You've actually tried it, but is the emperor set meal a new item? Please give me some science, and don't let the girls laugh at me..."
The bald Zhao Guanren hurriedly took out a cigarette, and passed him the cigarette as if he were two brothers. Not only was Xue Ji and Bao Nian dumbfounded, but even Zhao Tianming, who was dying of shame and anger, was dumbfounded. I really believe that both of these guys are Zhao Guanren.
"Boom~"
The two Zhao Guanren suddenly punched each other, and Zhao Guanren flew upside down for more than ten meters, and fell heavily in front of Bao Nian, while the bald Zhao Guanren only took half a step back, and said with a smile: "Can't you change your tricks, you know that?" Condoms don't work for me!"
"As the old saying goes, the most difficult enemy to defeat is yourself, but you have to try if there is any drama..."
Zhao Guanren was supported by Bo Nian and stood up, patted the dust on his body easily, while the bald head narrowed his eyes and said: "You have a special energy in your body, neither soul power nor supernatural power, it seems that I underestimated you, You have had new adventures in the past two years!"
"I don't dare to be Qiyu, anyway, I have found a lot of wives..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the Red Luan Saber and said, "Bang Nian! The back road is blocked, you all try your best to break through and go back, and leave this place to me. If Zhao Tianming wants to go back, just hack him to death!"
"Zhao Alai! You'd better take care of yourself, today you have only two choices, either take the initiative to hand over your body, or I will take out your soul with my own hands..."
The bald-headed Zhao Guanren suddenly stomped his feet, and a strong black air burst out from the top of his head instantly, and two clusters of white will-o'-the-wisps appeared in his eyes, which were the strongest white-fire level in the eyes of the will-o'-the-wisps. To Zhao Guanren...