"It is forbidden to jump over the eaves and walls, jump across the street..."
Zhao Guanren stood at the T-junction outside the hospital, biting a popsicle foolishly, looking up at the traffic signs on the side of the road, he could only scratch his head depressedly, crossed the zebra crossing and entered a clothing store, unexpectedly the proprietress was a blonde Foreign woman.
"Hello! Do you sell men's underwear..."
Zhao Guanren looked around curiously. The clothes were all normal modern styles. Ancient clothes and suits were placed in the same area. There were three words written on the sign - dress area!
"How can you not? You have just been discharged from the hospital, come here! Sister will choose two suits for you..."
The foreign woman actually smelled of Northeast scum, and twisted out from behind the cashier counter, nibbling melon seeds. Zhao Guanren picked out two T-shirts, jeans, and a few changes of underwear, and asked, "Sister! Your suit looks good." Not bad, do I wear it right?"
"What's inappropriate? Whose ancestors don't have many white people..."
The foreign woman smiled and said: "Young man! You are so lucky to be born. You look like fifty yuan. If you wear a red dress, it is like a big red envelope. Why don't you try the red ancient clothes, My sister will give you a 50% discount, and I guarantee that it will not exceed a thousand!"
"Forget it! What kind of red do you guys wear..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at the price of the dress, the cheapest was more than 1,000 yuan, while Cousin Li only gave him 2,000 yuan, and the ordinary clothes cost more than 600 yuan. It is difficult for a man with money, but it is difficult for a man without money.
"Sister! Is there any crayfish selling nearby..."
After Zhao Guanren changed into his clothes, he came to the night market street according to the guide. He always felt that the memory of setting up a stall was too real to be something imagined, but when he saw the beer and grilled crayfish, he couldn't find them. It feels familiar.
"Hey boy! Come in and have a look, buy a sword and get a knife, buy a knife and get a dagger..."
A big shirtless man was standing on the side of the street waving his hands. Behind him was a spacious weapons shop with a wide variety of cold weapons.
"A lot of knives!"
Zhao Guanren walked in subconsciously, put down his bag and picked up a long straight knife, flicked and threw the thumb of his left hand, and the unsheathed long knife immediately bounced into the air, allowing his right hand to copy it.
"Beautiful! Good skill..."
The big man applauded and yelled, but Zhao Guanren was fooled by himself. This one-action movement was completely out of his mind. He scratched his scalp in wonder, and hacked a few more times with his hands. But born.
"It seems that I have practiced knives before, and I am definitely not selling crayfish..."
Zhao Guanren nodded thoughtfully, but he was dumbfounded when he asked the price. A very common knife cost more than 8,000, so he had to choose an alloy dagger worth 480. He didn't know why he bought it. Knife, I just feel insecure without a knife.
"Brother! I am a poor student, can you give me the dagger..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the big man solemnly. The big man was almost so angry that he scolded his mother. He said angrily, "I've seen people who beg for money and food, but this is the first time I've seen people who want knives. If you don't have money, get out!"
"Brother! Do you think I look like fifty dollars..."
Zhao Guanren took out a piece of fifty yuan, put it next to his face and made the same smile, then stuffed it into the opponent's hand, and said with a smile: "You are a big boss who opens the door to do business, so you can't drive away the God of Wealth!" , I will definitely bless you with good luck and prosperity!"
"Damn it! I said why do you look familiar, you are cruel! Take it away..."
The boss waved his hand dumbfounded, Zhao Guanren ran out happily, and suddenly found out that this trick was tried and tested again and again, and it didn't cost much money in total. Name - Little Fifth Master!
"No wonder I think of myself as Zhao Guanren, there are so many benefits..."
Zhao Guanren happily licked the skewers, and before he knew it, he came to Zhenhun Lake. The whole city is surrounded by towns.
The Soul Pagoda was built, and the Zhenhun Square has tens of thousands of square meters. Even in the evening, incense is at its peak. Countless faithful men and women burn incense and kneel down by the pagoda, or sit cross-legged in meditation.
"Miss! I lost my memory in a car accident. May I ask what these people in white clothes do..."
Zhao Guanren walked to a huge cauldron, and the two young beauties retreated just after burning the incense, and in front of the jade steps of the Zhenhun Pagoda, thousands of people in white robes were sitting squarely, all of them with their eyes closed. With five hearts towards the sky, there is no interference from the surrounding environment.
"The clean altar monks of the Soul-Suppressing Gate, they are providing wish power to the Soul-Suppressing Pagoda..."
The two young ladies looked at him curiously, Zhao Guanren handed over a few skewers, but the two hurriedly waved their hands and said: "You can't eat meat in front of the Soul Rescue Tower, you should throw it away quickly, it will be troublesome for the monks to find out." , it will soon be the millennium catastrophe!"
"Millennium catastrophe? What do you mean..."
Zhao Guanren stuffed the skewers back into the paper bag, and a girl said, "You forgot even this, the demon army will attack the human world every hundred years, and the demon king will make a comeback in the millennium. If the holy light of the soul tower is extinguished, it will be a disaster!"
Zhao Guanren asked half-understanding: "Why didn't anyone enter the pagoda to bow down? Is there any other way to make the holy light brighter?"
"Only a selfless wish can make the holy light brighter..."
The girl said helplessly: "It's just that there are more and more selfish people, and they seem to be devout just praying for themselves. It's really not enough to rely on the vows of monks who purify the altar, and the Kaita people have been lost for more than two hundred years. , so far no one has been able to open it!"
"You two young ladies! You know a lot, can you tell me more..."
Zhao Guanren was not interested in praying to gods and worshiping Buddha, he only wanted to flirt with girls, and the girls in the Jialan World were also very active, taking him up to visit and explain around the Soul-Suppressing Pagoda. When the three came to the back of the pagoda, Zhao Guanren stretched out his hand Take a pat on the pulped tower.
"Come on! Yunxuan, I've been waiting for you for a long time..."
Sudden!
An old voice sounded from the side, and Zhao Guanren subconsciously turned his head to see that the stone gate under the pedestal had opened a crack. He leaned over and asked wonderingly, "Who are you? I'm just a poor student, and I don't have the money to cast fortune-telling. Are you recruiting a little master?"
"唰~"
A ball of white light suddenly shot out from the crack of the door, and suddenly penetrated into his chest, so frightened that he fell to the ground, raised his head and exclaimed: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts here!"
"What's the matter with you? How could there be a ghost in front of the Soul Suppression Tower..."
The two girls hurriedly helped him up, and Zhao Guanren, who was pale-faced, quickly pointed forward, but he was dumbfounded when he took a closer look. There was no stone door under the covered tower base, not even a crack, nor his own chest. Anything unusual.
"No, it's okay! It may be my sequelae, please trouble you..."
Zhao Guanren fled the square in a panic, and ran into an alley before he lifted his T-shirt, rubbed his tender and flat chest, and said doubtfully, "Isn't it an illusion, but why did the old man call me Yunxuan? Could it be that he mistook me for someone else?" Is it worth fifty yuan?"
Zhao Guanren walked to the hospital anxiously, and bought a second-hand Nokia and an unregistered phone card on the way, but he became angry as soon as he returned to the hospital, and the surgeon transferred him to the psychiatric department. Neuropathy.
"Damn it! I'm not crazy..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the ward cursing. There was only one patient in the double ward, a thin, long-haired man aged 36 or 7. A nurse was giving him water. His wet clothes and trousers were hanging on the radiator. The hiking boots were soaked through.
"Sister Nurse! What's wrong with this big brother, he doesn't know how to take a bath with clothes on..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the other party vigilantly, for fear that the other party was an aggressive psychopath, but the nurse straightened up and said with a smile, "You two are brothers and sisters. He also drowned in the Lake of Souls this morning. When he woke up, he said I am
Earthlings! "
"Yo~ what a coincidence, two earthlings..."
Zhao Guanren put down his things with a smile, closed the door immediately after the little nurse went out, took out a cigarette and sat down beside the bed, threw one to the long-haired man, and asked with a smile: "Look at your big yellow teeth, they must be rods. Old smoker, my name is Liu Zining, what's your name?"
"My name is Lu Yang, everyone calls me Big Head Lu..."
Lu Yang lit a cigarette and sat on the head of the bed, depressed: "The doctor said I was schizophrenic, and said that I read too many novels about the earth, but I got bored, although I don't remember how I fell into the lake. , but I have all the memories of the earth since I was a child, why did it split?"
"Your accent is from the Northeast..."
Zhao Guanren also lit a cigarette and said, "We are in similar situations. I don't remember how I fell into the water. I still think I am Zhao Guanren. I even remember my house number. Greentown Garden, Huagang District, Dongjiang City. I suspect Zhenhun Lake There's something tricky!"
"Fuck! The university I attended in Binnan City..."
Lu Yang sat up straight suddenly, and said in shock: "Binan is in the same province as Dongjiang. After graduating from university, I was admitted to the county education bureau. I have been to Dongjiang several times, and I always live in that mansion. Hotel, I almost went to Dongjiang No. 9 Middle School to become the vice principal!"
"Pa-ta~"
The cigarette in Zhao Guanren's mouth fell to the ground, and he stammered: "I, I am from the Ninth Middle School in junior high school, and I am also familiar with Binnan. I have tossed second-hand cars in Donghui Auto Parts City, and your overpass collapsed. Killed five people in one breath, right?"
"That's right! That's right, the mayor has been fired..."
Lu Yang pulled out the needle excitedly, sat next to him and said excitedly: "Little brother! We are definitely not crazy, 100% are people from the earth who have crossed over. The police came over at noon and couldn't find out who I am. Are you following me? Same?"
"Traveling should be impossible, look at this piece of fifty yuan..."
Zhao Guanren took out two pieces of fifty yuan and handed them to him, saying: "The one printed on this piece of money is Zhao Guanren. He is an ancient man a thousand years ago. Obviously, I can't be him, and my cousin has already found me, so I must It's because Zhenhun Lake is tricky, allowing me to carry part of Zhao Guanren's memory!"
"According to what you said, whose memory do I carry..."
Lu Yang scratched his head in bewilderment, Zhao Guanren immediately took out a book from the paper bag, which was the chronicle of the Garan World, he flipped through it and said, "I seem to have seen your name...Look! Zhao Guanren Lu Yang, his assistant, nicknamed Lu Datou!"
"Damn it! How could this be? Is there Lu Yang's portrait on the other money..."
Lu Datou brought the book over in shock, Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "One hundred yuan is for Zhao Ziqiang, fifty yuan is for his son Zhao Guanren, twenty yuan is for the first female leader Chen Ran, ten yuan and five yuan are for the eight great scientists, The others did not leave a data image!"
"But… "
Lu Datou was puzzled and said: "I already know about the Zhenhun Pagoda. The tricks of the Zhenhun Lake must come from the Zhenhun Pagoda, but a strange and mysterious pagoda, why should the memories of these ancient people be forced on us? Don’t remember any Garan World at all?”
"As the saying goes, a great mission falls on the people..."
Zhao Guanren said confidently: "The millennium catastrophe will be half a year away, and this will be the biggest catastrophe in the Jialan world. It may be that the Tower of Souls sees that we are so talented and wants us to bear the will of the martyrs and save Jialan from fire and water. among!"
"vomit~"
"What's wrong? Do you want to throw up..."
"I don't know! I feel like throwing up when I hear what you say..."
Lu Datou waved his hand and said: "Some people say that when I was caught, I wore a big gold chain around my neck, but it disappeared after I got out of the ambulance. Someone in the car must have stolen it. You have to help me remove the chain. Get it back, and after selling it, I will treat you to a big meal!"
"No problem! My cousin is a policeman, wrapped on me..."