In a large and comfortable lounge, two generations of middle-aged and elderly people gathered. More than 20 people were drinking tea and chatting leisurely. Mei Lingxiang was also among them. Their results are also shown.
"Apart from the Eight Great Sects and the Four Great Families, are there folk geniuses this time..."
An old man with snow-white hair spoke, and a mature woman chuckled and said, "Folk geniuses can only be compared with commoners, and it's not enough to put them among children. If we let commoners compare casually, we will almost The efforts of ten generations have not all been in vain!"
"Isn't there a Green Little Five? Has he finished the exam..."
The old man picked up the tea bowl and blew it, and a middle-aged man stood up and said, "Old ancestor! Little Green Five hasn't entered the examination room yet, he ran to the cafeteria to eat a bowl of noodles, and sneaked into the girls' dormitory with that Leiqiu, let the water The female masters of the Yue faction chased and beat them all the way, and they didn't know where to hide!"
"Hey~ This kid is quite fat, even the nunnery of the Shuiyue Sect dares to drill..."
The old man raised his head in surprise, and an old woman in blue glared immediately and said: "Zhao! Keep your mouth clean, why is our Shuiyue Sect a nunnery? If you don't let your Zhao family harm you, you will become a nun." Is it right, old and unrepaired things!"
"You are a ten-thousand-year-old virgin, you can't marry yourself and let your apprentice marry..."
The old man turned his head and sarcastically said: "I don't even look at your wrinkled face, Miss Ayaka is of the same generation as you, look at her good looks, her wasp waist and buttocks, the children she gives birth to are top quality You can only call it a waste of genes!"
"Grandpa! It's a poor generation, Mei Lingxiang is your grandchild, a generation younger than the head of Shuiyue..."
A little old man stood up in embarrassment, and Mei Lingxiang also blushed. Outsiders generally think that the Zhao family has four generations under the same roof, but in fact, the Zhao family has five generations under the same roof. The old man is the grandfather of Zhao Fanxue, The great ancestor of the Zhao family who is serious about his eight classics.
"You know what! This is my big sister..."
The ancestor of the Zhao family said disdainfully: "Our Zhao family has a thousand-year-old girl-picking skill, which is almost lost in your generation. Women, regardless of age, can only be divided into good-looking and bad-looking. The good-looking ones are called sisters, and the unattractive ones are called big sisters, old water moon This kind can only be called aunt, remember?"
"Hmm~ I'll go to the examination room to have a look..."
Mei Lingxiang stood up in embarrassment, but a young woman suddenly walked in and said: "Elders! Team Jinling's Lu Xiaowu cheated. He not only ran to the back of the examination room to peek, but also tampered with his number plate, More than 200 numbers were inserted before, how to deal with it?"
"peep?"
Gao Zu of the Zhao family said suspiciously: "This exam site is closed, and there are guards patrolling, what can he see secretly, and how did he get in, and the number plate is printed by machine, he will not change it with a pen. Do you want to get away with it once you change it?"
"No! He picked up the discarded number plate, cut it and synthesized a new number plate..."
The young woman stepped forward and said: "They made eight of them in total, arguing that the number plate was wrongly printed, and the staff couldn't tell the difference for a while, so they let them go, but Green Xiaowu pretended to have finished the exam and went to the lounge to eavesdrop on the conversations of those who passed the exam. It also destroyed our surveillance!"
"This kid is really interesting, but if the monitoring is broken, there is no evidence..."
The Zhao family Gaozu spread his hands, the young woman nodded and said: "There is no video as evidence, but many people saw him entering the lounge, and he was a guilty conscience, put on a mask and hat, and immediately attracted the attention of the examinees! "
"Is this called a guilty conscience? This is called dead denial..."
The Zhao Family Gaozu got up and smiled: "As long as no one takes off his mask and hat, he can deny that he is not himself. You should immediately notify the examiners.
The difficulty of Green Xiaowu's exam has been increased to the maximum, and I will personally test him in the last level! "
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"Little Green Five! Great Green Pavilion Master, right..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the first examination room. Three people who looked like interviewers were sitting behind the conference table. The mature woman in the middle threw out a pack of cigarettes and said, "I don't smoke, and I only have ten yuan on me. You take this Sell me a pack of cigarettes for fifty yuan!"
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren suddenly noticed that the exam questions had changed. He glanced back and forth at the three examiners, and all three of them sneered at the same time. It was obvious that he had cheated to increase the difficulty, and this kind of question was almost impossible to complete under normal circumstances.
"Is it that simple? How smart do I think you are..."
Zhao Guanren took the cigarette in disdain and turned away. The three examiners looked at each other in astonishment, but they waited patiently for a while. Unexpectedly, a young man ran in and said, "Three examiners, the logistics department sent us Drinks and snacks are here!"
"Did you see Green Little Five? Did he go out..."
The mature woman straightened up suspiciously, just as two workers came in pushing a small cart with a lot of things on it, but the young man said, "I see! Green Xiaowu is smoking at the entrance of the next examination room, but he said that the examination room Giving cigarettes away, the benefits are really good!"
"Hmph~ I knew the little bastard was talking nonsense, so give him zero points..."
The mature woman got up to get drinks and snacks, and suddenly saw several boxes of medicine in the car, she quickly picked up a box of beriberi ointment and asked, "Who asked for this, can I take it?"
"This was bought by an examiner personally. You have to pay to take it away, and if you want to buy it, it is a box. There is a set of products in it, three hundred and sixty yuan..."
The worker took out a receipt and showed it to her. The mature woman paid the money very readily, and the worker handed her a small medicine box, but she just sat back with the things when Zhao Guanren walked in suddenly. He patted the worker on the shoulder.
"Secretary Liu! Call me next time you want something..."
The worker put away the money and left with a smile. The mature woman was immediately dumbfounded, only to see Zhao Guanren stepped forward to open the small medicine box, took out a pack of cigarettes from the inside, and said with a smile: "It seems that the examiner is very rich." , You don’t even look at the list when you buy something!”
"What? There's smoke on the receipt..."
A male examiner took the receipt abruptly, and only looked at the middle of a line of drug names, where the word "cigarette" was written profusely, and the unit price was exactly 50 yuan.
"How do you know that I will buy medicine, it's impossible..."
The mature woman was completely stupefied with the drink, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Mr. Wu! You are a business elite, don't you know the truth of knowing yourself and the enemy, and winning every battle? I don't even know that you are picking your feet when you walk in the door." You have a little secret!"
"What, what? Don't talk nonsense..."
Mr. Wu became nervous all of a sudden, Zhao Guanren smiled and hooked his fingers, and waited for her to come over before whispering in his ear, "I ordered you a bottle of Fuyanjie and a box of hemorrhoid ointment, all under my name, little one." Be careful, it's not a respect, please give a five-star praise!"
"I knew you were joking, yes! The young man is promising..."
President Wu pretended to laugh, and Zhao Guanren picked up a bottle of drink and left with a smile.
"Mr. Wu! Look quickly..."
The male examiner was suddenly shocked and said: "The ordering time of the receipt is 5:18, but Xiao Wu didn't come in until after 6:00, how could he order the medicine in advance, even if the time was written wrong, but he left The goods will arrive in five minutes, and it’s not so fast to place an order when you go out!"
"okay!"
Mr. Wu snatched the receipt
, said with a sullen face: "This green little five is indeed the master of the pavilion. He is different from ordinary candidates. I give him full marks for both EQ and IQ. How about you?"
"Full marks!"
The two examiners nodded in unison. At this time, Zhao Guanren walked into the second examination room to test his cultivation and combat effectiveness, but only a minute later, an examiner said in astonishment: "One-star cultivation? Are you really Is it Green Five?"
"Do you want to see your ID card..."
Looking at the six examiners, Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said, "Everyone knows that I'm not good at fighting, and I've been lying in a hospital bed for seven years. Why don't you give me some kindness and don't make me too ugly. I can't stand it with my body." If you fight, you will fall apart!"
"That won't work!"
A female examiner stepped onto the cushion, flexed her muscles and said, "We not only have to test your combat effectiveness, but also your reaction and potential. There are many masters who have become monks halfway, come on! Auntie will play with you, okay?" Will hurt you!"
"I don't hit women, I pick on that uncle..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at a short man with glasses, but the examiners roared with laughter, and the man with glasses came out with a sneer. After stepping on the large cushion, he suddenly raised his arms and let out a loud shout, causing his clothes to burst instantly.
"Huoyangmen Ma Huiyang! Please enlighten me..."
The uncle with the glasses showed his muscular body, the female examiner moved away and shook her head with a smile: "Little boy! You really have eyes, Elder Ma is a senior in the Moon Realm, no one dares to challenge him after sitting for a day , you don't know how to live or die!"
Zhao Guanren quickly waved his hand and said, "Then can I change someone else? I really didn't know you were so fierce!"
"Oh! If you change anyone, you will fall with one punch. Hurry up..."
The examiners waved their hands impatiently, and some gloated and licked melon seeds, while Elder Ma said with a smile: "I don't bully the juniors, you can choose weapons at will, only you can hit me once, today I count as a horse!" Someone lost!"
"Then take it easy, just think about it..."
After Zhao Guanren looked at the weapon rack, he picked up a tattered bench leg, roared, and slashed at Elder Ma, causing the examiners to spray out the tea.
"Alas~ I was impulsive! It's a pity that my clothes..."
Elder Ma smiled wryly, not wanting to cross his hips. After easily dodging the incoming bench legs, he turned sideways and patted Zhao Guanren on the back, but Zhao Guanren suddenly changed his tactics.
"Boom~"
Elder Ma suddenly fell to the ground with his head up, and fell heavily. The five examiners were stunned for a moment, and one of them rubbed his eyes vigorously, and asked in disbelief: "What happened, why did Elder Ma suddenly fall?" gone?"
"Hit, hit the dantian, the speed is so fast..."
The female instructor eating melon seeds opened her mouth wide, like a toad about to suffocate, but the other person quickly waved her hand and said, "No! There were two blows in total. The wooden stick hit the dantian, and the elbow hit the chest. If he stepped on his feet, he made a total of three moves!"
"Old Ma! Wake up quickly, don't die..."
The five examiners were suddenly shocked again. Zhao Guanren knelt on the ground and pinched someone. After the examiners rushed over, someone immediately exclaimed: "No! I'm out of breath, go and call the doctor!"
"Oops! Mr. Ma is the uncle of the head of Huoyang, what will happen if he dies..."
The heads of the five examiners were all smoldering, and Zhao Guanren was also unlucky. In fact, he had already asked about Elder Ma's weaknesses, and he also knew that he didn't have much actual combat experience, but he never expected that the old guy would be so irresistible. …