There is a river in the Meiyu Canyon called Tianhe. Any stone picked up by the river is a spiritual jade. When the light from the sky shines, the whole place shines brightly and beautifully. Meiyu Castle is located at the source of the Tianhe River, on the mountainside of Baiyu Mountain. The mountain is covered with ice and snow all year round and is crystal clear. Even the rocks are made of white jade. It is a veritable White Jade Mountain.
In the culture of the gods, Meiyu Canyon is the most beautiful place in the entire fairy world, and the scenery there is painted by the supreme god with a brush. The Meiyu Castle is a pearl on the Baiyu Mountain. Even the bricks used to build the walls are made from the jade mined on the Baiyu Mountain. It is known as the most beautiful castle in heaven.
In the Kingdom of Heaven, no nobleman dares to be richer than Duke Samp, because no one has as much money as him.
Sampu had a lot of money but very few sons. He only had one named Ovie Sampu.
Duke Samp regarded his only son as a treasure and a heartthrob. He even made a will before leaving for the expedition, leaving everything to Ovie Samp.
But he had no other choice.
Ovie Sampu has a very special hobby, he likes to eat eggs.
What he likes to eat is not the eggs laid by chickens and ducks, but the eggs picked from Xiannu.
He was the only son of Duke Shampu. He was pampered since childhood and did whatever he wanted. He secretly ate the forbidden fruit at a very young age. As a result, he learned the taste of the marrow and got out of control. He went further and further on the road of indulgence. So much so that I was very weak from a very young age, and in the most severe cases, I couldn't even act. Later, I don’t know where he got a folk remedy, which was to eat eggs to supplement the body.
Facts have proved that this is indeed the case. After eating for a period of time, he regained some abilities. From then on, he fell in love with eating eggs. To this end, he also researched and invented several different ways to eat it, such as barbecue, stew, braise, dipping, steaming, etc.
In the past few days, he has been wanting to give Lao Shanpu a surprise. That is, when Lao Shanpu returns in triumph, he will pull a noble celestial woman, point to the woman's belly and tell Lao Shanpu: Dad, you Going to be a grandpa!
Happy or not
Are you happy or not
Thinking of beautiful things in his mind, Ovisamp suddenly trembled a few times.
The celestial woman who was with him made a very loud voice, which seemed to penetrate the roof of the castle and fly straight to the sky.
"Young Master is really amazing. I have been completely conquered by you." The Tianren woman had a flattering smile on her face, and the expression on her face looked very tired but very satisfied. Although this expression is very contradictory, it is just the right amount of contradiction, making people think about it and giving it a special sense of conquest.
Oversample chuckled: "Really?"
"Of course it's true." The Tianren woman turned her head away shyly. When she turned her face away, there was an expression of disgust on her beautiful face.
Damn it, you're game over when someone counts to thirty-six. You still have the nerve to ask someone if it's true. Don't you have any confidence in your count
Ovisamp felt very good and smiled happily: "I said, I will completely conquer you."
The Celestial Woman's expression turned into one of toothache again. Although women are naturally good at acting, sometimes their acting makes them feel embarrassed, too fake, and completely soulless.
At this moment, a servant's voice came from outside the door: "Young Master, we have captured the immortal and are about to take him to the dungeon."
Oversample said: "Let's not rush people to the dungeon, but take them to the kitchen."
"Yes, I'll go right away." The attendant left.
Oversample climbed out of bed, got dressed and walked to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and looked back at the celestial woman with a wicked smile on his face: " My baby, stay here and don’t leave, I’ll be back soon.”
The celestial woman said coquettishly: "Young master, I can't even walk, where else can I go?"
"Hahaha..." Oversample smiled happily and went out in high spirits.
When the door closed, the woman lying on the bed gasped: "Bah!"
The kitchen is on the far left side of Meiyu Castle, at a certain distance from the main body of the castle. After all, it is a cooking place, and there are fumes and uncomfortable ingredients and food waste. Lao Shanpu and Xiao Shanpu are both very particular people, so naturally they would not build the kitchen next to their residence.
There is a warehouse for stacking ingredients next to the kitchen, and there is an open space in front of the door. The open space was covered with broken pieces of spiritual jade and a wooden cross.
This cross has nothing to do with God, only the food.
When Oversample came to the open space in front of the kitchen, there was already a person tied to the cross. The man's hair was disheveled and he was covered in injuries. He looked tired, but his eyes were shining with fierceness. I'm afraid, if he hadn't been tied to a wooden frame, he would have pounced on someone and killed someone with his teeth.
A large group of celestial beings, immortals, immortals and warriors armed to the teeth knelt down on one knee and shouted respectfully: "Young Master!"
Oversample waved his hand and went straight to the cross. He looked carefully at the man tied to the cross and then asked, "Are you the pink thief?"
The man on the wooden stand blew the hair in front of his eyes, revealing a young face covered with blood. A sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "My surname is Liu Mingjun, my Taoist name is Huajianzi, what do you think of that pink The thief is your grandfather and me!”
Oversample frowned and suddenly punched Liu Jun in the lower abdomen.
There was a muffled sound.
Huajianzi Liu Jun smiled ferociously: "Hahaha... You haven't eaten for how many days, and you only have this much strength?"
A Celestial Immortal Warrior next to him walked up and hit Liu Jun's head with the handle of his gun. Liu Jun's head jerked away, leaving a gash on his head and blood dripping down his cheek.
"Damn it, if you dare to be powerless to our young master, if you dare to curse again, I will kill you immediately!" Ren Xianwu said viciously that day.
Liu Jun regained his breath, but he let out a string of strange laughter: "Hehehe... I have never been afraid of death. You gods treat the immortals in the mortal world as human beings and burn them to death at will." I just can't stand the women who rob and insult the mortal world. That's why I came to your heaven to play with the women of your heavenly beings. I will count them for you... As of last night... I have played with them for thirty Among the six celestial women, there may be your sister or your mother, hahaha!”
This is the reason why he is called the "Pink Thief". He travels around the Kingdom of Heaven and commits crimes. When many celestial women talk about the Pink Thief, their chrysanthemums will tighten.
"You're looking for death!" That day Renxianwu hit Liu Jun's head with the butt of another gun.
Liu Jun took it and didn't care at all.
"Stand back," Oversample said.
That day Renxianwu glared at Liu Jun bitterly before retreating.
Oversample snapped his fingers.
A fairy slave wearing white clothes came out of the kitchen, holding a box made of spiritual jade in his hand. The box was carved with numerous patterns and patterns, which was very exquisite.
In the Kingdom of Heaven, most wealthy families and nobles have fairy slave cooks from the mortal world. Heavenly beings are not good at cooking, so fairy slaves who are good at cooking are far more valuable and in demand in the slave market than young and beautiful fairy women. Xiannu cooks are also the only category of slaves who will not be abused by gods and humans, and of course only in the master's home.
Chef Xiannu knelt in front of Ovisamp and opened the lid of the spiritual jade box for Ovisamp.
The spiritual jade box contains several exquisite knives, spoons, dishes made of top-quality spiritual jade, and water-dipping dishes.
These are the tools used by Ovisampu to retrieve and eat eggs.
It is said that just this set of tools and tableware for collecting and eating eggs is worth ten thousand gold, which is extremely luxurious.
Another attendant came up and tied Ovisamp's apron, put on leather gloves for him, and finally carefully handed the knife that he was not comfortable with into his hand. The whole process is full of ritual and very particular.
When Ovie Sampu stood in front of Liu Jun again, he was no longer Ovie Sampu. He was Ovie Sampu, an expert in eating eggs.
"No one has ever dared to be rude to me. I will castrate you, chop you up and feed you to the dogs." Ovisamp said calmly.
"Spit!" Liu Jun spat out a mouthful of blood.
It's a pity that the gods are too tall. Even Oversample, who is only of medium height, is at least two and a half meters tall. All his blood spat out on Oversample's apron, which was inlaid with gold edges.
Oversample stretched his right hand holding the knife to Liu Jun's waistband.
Liu Jun suddenly became nervous, and his breathing was obviously much faster than before. He is not afraid of death, but this is not the way he wants to die. What he liked most was to die lying on the belly of some celestial woman, rather than being castrated and then chopped into pieces and fed to dogs.
But…
He has no choice.
"Ah-" he roared.
Ovisamp sneered: "You scream, the more you scream, the more excited you will be, your eggs will be filled with blood and male substances, and your eggs will have higher quality. What I like most is you. If you improve the quality of the fairy's eggs, it will be even more perfect."
Liu Jun couldn't scream anymore.
Oversample stretched out his delicate knife...
Bang!
Suddenly there was a muffled sound.
Everyone's eyes were focused on the direction where the noise came from.
That's the warehouse next to the kitchen.
It's very strange. The warehouse that was fine just now is now emitting ink smoke.
Ying Ying Ying... Ying Ying Ying...
A strange sound suddenly came from the originally quiet warehouse.
Oversample retracted the exquisite knife: "What's going on? Go and have a look!"
Several celestial beings, immortals, immortals and martial arts immediately walked towards the warehouse.
At this moment, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened automatically, and a cloud of ink smoke poured out from the door.
Several gods, immortals, immortals, and warriors who went up to check stopped cautiously, and there were even gods, gods, warriors, and warriors Ovi Shanpu surrounding them.
Vaguely, someone came in the ink smoke.
PS: I went to Hangzhou with a gun in the flesh, this is a regular update.