"Come on, come on! We brothers haven't seen each other for a long time. Today we all have to drink to our heart's content and not come back until we're drunk~!"
In the county seat of Lantian County, there was joy in Zuixian Tower.
And the fat boy Li Tai, who was "talked about" by Chen Shuozhen, was being drunk by Cheng Chumo, a tough guy!
"Ha! What's the long time no see? Isn't it just over half a month? I think Chu Mo, you just want to take this opportunity to drink more of Shan Chang's good wine!"
Li Tai rolled his eyes at Cheng Chumo, then used his poisonous tongue and mocked.
But Cheng Chumo was a cheeky man. Facing Li Tai's ridicule, the guy didn't have any embarrassment on his face. Instead, he became more and more elated. He winked and said, "Hey! It's still Qingque, you understand me! The mountain leader was just here You cheated on me so much in front of the hospital that Qing Yue pinched my ears more than a dozen times. If I don’t get back this meal at noon today, wouldn’t I be at a loss? Come on, come on! It’s a brother’s, so give me a cup Drink all the wine in one gulp~!"
At the end of the sentence, this guy directly picked up a wine bowl and shouted loudly at everyone on the table.
In addition to those from their dormitory, sitting at this table were also Li Ke, Chu Yanfu, Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and several officials and officials from Chang'an City.
"Brother Ugly Cow, come! I'll drink with you! Let's do it!"
Yuchi Baolin had a very good relationship with Cheng Chumo. Hearing this, he immediately stood up. He poured himself a glass of wine and said loudly.
"Come! Chou Niu, Xiao Ke, I respect you! This time you went to the north with the mountain chief to kill the locusts, and you have really worked hard!"
"Respect the ugly cow, Xiao Ke~!"
Qin Huaiyu, Sun Zifan, Chang Sun Chong and others all stood up one after another. Seeing this, Li Tai had no choice but to pick up his wine glass and saluted from a distance: "Okay! Then I'll have a drink with you! It's a tribute to you and Xiao Ke, ugly cow!" "
"Haha! Okay~! Do it~!"
Cheng Chumo laughed, raised his head proudly, and poured a large bowl of wine into his stomach.
"Hehe! Ugly Cow, what did you do with Doctor Ge just now~? I heard that you two have an unusual relationship~! Hehe!"
Sun Zifan chuckled at this time and said with a lewd expression.
Although this bastard is young, he still reads colorful books. Of course, this is also a common problem among the children of ancient aristocratic families and high-ranking officials - precocious thinking.
Hearing what he said, Li Tai narrowed his eyes and immediately shouted: "Yes! You just called Doctor Ge "Qing Yue Qing Yue", tell me quickly, is there something between you and Doctor Ge... hmm? "
Hearing this, the rest of the people immediately turned their attention to Cheng Chumo. Although Cheng Chumo was a free-spirited person, he, who had always been rough and rude when it came to this kind of man and woman, was a little embarrassed at this time, and his face turned red with shame. :
"Zifan, Qingque, you two, don't talk nonsense! Qing and I... Doctor Ge has nothing!"
"Hey! There's really nothing~?"
Sun Zifan smiled lewdly, then winked at Cheng Chumo.
"Of course! I can swear to God that I am innocent! Don't you two destroy my innocence for no reason!"
Cheng Chumo said decisively.
"Destroying your innocence?"
When everyone heard these words, they almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. What does it mean to destroy your innocence? Are you so fucking innocent? After all, this is also the "line" that Ge Qingyue should say, right
"Hahaha! Ugly Cow, I heard that when you were six years old, you peeked at Widow Wu in the east of the city taking a bath. How can you be innocent?"
Sun Zifan almost spit out the wine in his mouth. After swallowing the wine, he pointed at Cheng Chumo and laughed loudly.
"Haha! I've heard about this too! In my opinion, Chou Niu, why don't you tell us that you are innocent?"
Changsun Chong couldn't help but laugh.
The others burst into laughter.
Cheng Chumo said anxiously: "Damn! Sun Tzu Fan, you are talking nonsense! How have I ever seen anyone else taking a bath? I also heard someone said that your kid went to Baihua Tower without telling your father last year!"
Anyway, now the yellow mud fell into his crotch, it was either feces or feces. Cheng Chumo simply refused to explain and directly dragged Sun Zifan into the water, hurting each other!
"Cheng Chumo, you are talking nonsense! I have never been to Baihua Tower!"
In an instant, the two started fighting each other, and after a while, others were forced to join in. It was originally a celebration banquet, but unexpectedly it ended up becoming a quarrel between these naughty kids! The commotion here also affected other tables, and soon the entire Zuixian Tower became noisy!
According to common sense, Li Zexuan would definitely not allow those bastards like Cheng Chumo and Sun Zifan to spoil the atmosphere of the celebration banquet, but he had other things to deal with now, and he really couldn't get away, so he could only let this happen. A few little bastards are fooling around!
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"... Lord Marquis, this is the process! Although Chen Shuozhen leaked the questions, he did not reveal his true identity, did not take out the test papers given by you, Lord Marquis, and only told Lin Zhichang a few of the test questions, so the poor monk was No action!"
In a room in Zuixian Tower, Duhezheng bowed down and reported to Li Zexuan what happened in the Xuanhu Hall in the morning.
After hearing this, Li Zexuan narrowed his eyes and murmured: "This girl is quite clever, but this is a good idea! Why did I only give her the questions but not the answers?"
Although it has been more than a year since he traveled to the Tang Dynasty, Li Zexuan still couldn't help but have some modern thinking in his mind. In modern times, if students knew the test questions in advance, there would definitely be 10,000 ways to check them without others knowing. to an accurate answer.
So after listening to Chen Shuozhen's big play in Xuanhutang, Li Zexuan was slightly surprised but did not get angry because of it. After all, in this era there are no mobile phones, computers, or the Internet, and it is even more difficult for ordinary people to have access to some information. Books, in this case, even if you know the test questions in advance, you may not be able to find the answers.
Chen Shuozhen's approach is indeed the most reliable method under the conditions of the current era!
The Queen is worthy of being a Queen, and Li Zexuan can't help but be impressed by this wit! At the same time, Li Zexuan is also looking forward to what the other queen of the Tang Dynasty will be like in the future! Will it be even more amazing
"Master Hou, you always value integrity. Why this time..."
After hesitating for a long time, Du'e couldn't help but ask.
"Why do you want to help Chen Shuozhen cheat?"
Li Zexuan smiled and said what Du E didn't dare to say.
Regarding Chen Shuozhen's possibility of becoming the first empress in history, it is impossible for him to say anything. He has a queen training plan. He wants to guide Chen Shuozhen, the future empress, to the right path, instead of letting such a The clever girl embarked on the path of rebellion!
"..."
Du'e pursed his lips and said nothing, but it was equivalent to acquiescence.
Li Zexuan shook his head and said with a smile: "Haha! This is a secret that must not be leaked!"
Du'e, who was looking forward to the answer, couldn't help but hesitated when he heard the words, his face was speechless.
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