Zhang Zian and the elves reached an agreement to use the opportunity of this trip to Egypt to bring the statue of the cat god to see if there is a chance to leave it in a certain pyramid and use the power of the ancient Egyptian gods to seal it .
It is not difficult to find the pyramids in Egypt, but the difficulty is how to keep the statues in the pyramids without anyone noticing, without being swept out by the managers as garbage.
"Quack! When people go on a trip, at most they leave the handwriting of 'xx is here for a visit'. You idiot actually want to leave such a big pile of garbage. If you are caught on the spot, you want to throw the face of the Chinese people. Abroad?" Richard called, flapping his wings.
Zhang Zian originally wanted to smoke it, but after thinking about it carefully, this is indeed a problem. If the management staff stops it on the spot, we can't embarrass our motherland, can we
With an idea, he said, "Richard, it's time for you to perform. Use the short time before departure. I plan to study Japanese hard! Fortunately, I have a good foundation in Japanese, so I should learn it quickly!"
Richard: "...did you learn Japanese from a small movie? You idiot can use his brain very fast in this area!"
Zhang Zian was full of confidence, "If someone finds out, I'll say 'Yabai' first, then 'Guoba' in a very ashamed manner, and then 'Hazikaxi'; if the other party wants to arrest me, I will While shouting 'Ether', I said 'onegai' and 'Hanaxitie'; if the other party refused to let me go, I had no choice but to shout 'lock expansion, kill'..."
The other elves were dumbfounded, only Richard said speechlessly: "I have nothing to teach you about Japanese..."
Zhang Zian was overjoyed when he heard the words, and felt that learning a language in an entertaining way was really getting twice the result with half the effort. Before he could brag about himself, the phone suddenly sounded an information notification.
He took a look and saw that it was from Wang Ganfa.
Wang Gan: Master, that...we have arrived at the gate, how many minutes do you have to finish
Zhang Zian: "..."
Then, Li Kun also sent a message: Master, don't worry, we can wait a little longer.
In order to prove his innocence, Zhang Zian pulled up the shutter door from the inside as quickly as possible, allowing the refreshing morning breeze from outside to flow into the store.
The shop assistants are all waiting outside.
When Zhang Zian was discussing things with the elves, before he knew it, it was already the time for the store to open for business and the shop assistants to go to work, but he was too focused to notice it, and then he got carried away and said a few words in Japanese, the volume may be a bit high...
Don't pretend to be forceful, pretend to be struck by lightning!
Lu Yiyun and Jiang Feifei were stopped by Li Kun a little far away, and they were racking their brains to explain to them that this was a last resort, and they couldn't be allowed to approach the door for the time being.
At the same time when the rolling shutter door suddenly rose, Wang Gan moved his ears from the door with an embarrassed expression on his face, and said with a sneer, "Master, you... are you done so quickly?"
He and Li Kun looked at Zhang Zian with strange eyes, and kept glancing at his pants... There was inexplicable pity in their eyes.
Rao Zhang Zian's thick skin, he couldn't help sweating a little at this moment, not knowing how to explain this matter.
"Finish with your sister! I'm not that fast!"
It is important to clarify the misunderstanding, but it is more important to clarify this misunderstanding, after all, it is related to the dignity of men.
"Don't think about it, I was practicing Japanese just now! When you were in middle school, didn't you hear the teacher say that the efficiency of memorizing words in the morning is the highest?" He explained, and he basically didn't lie.
Wang Qian and Li Kun made expressions of sudden realization, but their acting skills are not in place, and it looks fake.
"Master, you must take care of your health! Forced masturbation!" Wang Gan said with something in his words, and his eyes clearly said: Master, please stop explaining! We are all men, what can be explained? Explanation is to cover!
Li Kun sighed, "Speaking of which, my disciples have used this excuse before... To be honest, it's not very good..."
Lu Yiyun and Jiang Feifei came over. They came a little later than Wang Qian and Li Kun, because although they usually face the sky, as the weather gets hotter and the sun gets stronger, they still need to wear basic sunscreen , not like men can get dressed and go out.
When they got here, Wang Qian and Li Kun had already arrived first, but they were very strange, they all put their ears on the rolling door, and winked at each other mysteriously, they didn't know what they were eavesdropping on, as if they had discovered something serious secret.
In addition to the rolling shutter door, the pet store also has glass doors inside, so unless the people inside speak very loudly, they can't be heard from the outside.
Normally Zhang Zian would have opened the door at this time, but today it took a long time to open the door. They thought that Zhang Zian had suddenly fallen ill and wanted to call to ask about it, but Wang Gan and Li Kun stopped them, saying that they could not disturb Zhang Zian now.
The words of the two of them flashed, and their explanation was full of loopholes. The two girls didn't believe it at all. They insisted on calling, or at least sending a message to ask. Wang Gan and Li Kun had no choice, so they sent two meaningful messages for them. information…
Zhang Zian knew that they had misunderstood, but there was no way to explain this in front of the two girls, even if they explained it, they wouldn't believe it, and it would definitely get darker and darker.
Lu Yiyun often sketches and sketches from nature, and her observation ability is relatively fine. She found that Zhang Zian's clothes were fairly neat and a little too neat, and there were a lot of grass leaves and mud on the hem of his shoes. He looked like he just came back from the outside in the morning. Moreover, he walked on the muddy road, and he looked a little tired, as if he didn't sleep well last night.
"Mr. Store Manager..."
She wanted to ask Zhang Zian if he was sick, or if there was something wrong, if they needed help, they would definitely be happy to lend a helping hand. However, just as the conversation started, Jasmine poked her body out of her backpack, stretched her head over her shoulder, noticed the statue of the cat god, and meowed.
It meowed, and Lu Yiyun also found the lost and recovered statue of the cat god. He couldn't help covering his mouth, and exclaimed in a low voice, "The statue of the cat god... When did it come back?"
No one knows better than her. After all, she sits at the checkout counter every day. When the shop assistants got off work yesterday, the opposite side of the checkout counter was still empty. Now the statue of the cat god is squatting there again, which obviously means that what happened last night what.
Wang Qian and Li Kun also saw the statue of the cat god, and they were also shocked.
"Master, is this... is this the original statue? Or did you buy a new one? This old workmanship is not bad!" They pointed to it and stammered.
"I'm too busy to buy a statue and make it old?" Zhang Zian knew that they were committing another crime, so he complained before answering, "It was the original one, and I found it."