After chanting a poem, the whole world fell silent.
Zhang Zian sincerely hoped that only he could understand this obscene poem, otherwise he would be ashamed.
Although Fina and the others didn't understand, they could guess from Richard's smirk and Zhang Zian's embarrassed expression that this was definitely not a good poem.
"Meow meow! What does this poem mean?" Snow Lion asked curiously.
"Quack! It doesn't matter if you don't understand. This poem from "Xiao Lin Guang Ji" is out of date. In order to keep pace with the times, I have specially revised it. Please listen to the question." Richard shrank his neck shrewdly and avoided Zhang Zi'an threw a slipper, and continued to chant:
"Sitting alone in the study is a wife, don't mention this matter to outsiders;
In front of the screen is the Dongying girl, and the rolls of paper are neatly spread on the table.
Up and down gradually enter the scene, one fast and one slow, the eyes are blurred;
Bit by bit, the children and grandchildren will turn into mud! "
Richard hid in Tibet, withstood the anti-aircraft fire caused by slippers, socks, gloves, brooms, data cables and other sundries, and insisted on finishing the poem.
"Quack! This poem was originally an anonymous poem, but how about I name it "No Other, Only Hands Know You"?" It narrowly hid behind the shelf, winking at him.
Zhang Zian threw whatever he had at hand at it, but it still didn't have time to stop its broken mouth. He stared at Richard at the back of the shelf and was furious, but he had thrown away all the things he could throw away, and he weighed his phone, not willing to throw it away...
Snow Lion frowned, as if he didn't understand and then seemed to understand, he spat on the ground in disgust, "Bah, bah, bah! None of you filthy men are good!"
Zhang Zian really wanted to clarify that he actually prefers European and American movies, but he couldn't open his mouth to explain, because once he explained, he fell into Richard's tricks.
He was so angry that he pointed at Richard and cursed: "You are usually dirty enough, but today is even more dirty. Tonight, I will let you know what a red ass is on February flowers!"
Richard held back for a long time, but today he finally got the limelight, and shouted more and more triumphantly: "Quack! The past was so dirty, it's not enough to boast, but today's debauchery is limitless!"
Old Cha gasped when he heard the words, patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, it's not Si Wuxie..."
Zhang Zian glared at Richard, but there was nothing he could do about it for the time being. Fortunately, it couldn't always hide behind the shelf, and it would have to come down to sleep sooner or later, and then punish it severely.
Femas was woken up by Richard's noise. It shook its fur and stood up, "I don't read much, so I support π very much. After all, only it can return my real name."
Its desire is simple and easily fulfilled.
"What's so difficult about writing? If I want to write, I can write. Isn't there a voice input method now?" Richard said proudly, puffing out his chest.
"You? You'd better forget about it. Your writing will be 404 every minute, and maybe you will be chased by the Internet police along the network cable!" Zhang Zian said that I will not take the blame for this, and I must not let Richard write it, otherwise it will be bad luck It's him.
He heard that there is a precedent of being sentenced for writing pornographic articles. It would be a disaster if the Internet police were alarmed because of Richard's dirty writing. The Internet police will not believe the nonsense written by the parrot. They will definitely throw the scapegoat Zhang Zian into prison, make him covered in a big man, and when he comes out, the chrysanthemum has turned into a sunflower...
"Hehe, writing is never easy." Old Cha turned off the TV, took a sip of tea and said, "If you talk about it in Dali, you can establish your heart for the world, establish your life for the people, inherit the knowledge of the past, and bring peace to all generations; Xiaoli said that it is an attractive story. The same story, written by different people, will have different flavors.”
Its thoughts drifted over a hundred years, as if returning to that desolate valley, listening to the young girl reciting "Kong Yiji" alone. In that real world, Femas and Xinghai do not exist. Since then, it has known from her mouth that some stories are not just stories that make people laugh, but contain accusations against the darkness and injustice of society.
Zhang Zian listened respectfully and was taught, but that kind of story was obviously not something that could be carried by online literature that needed to be updated every day.
"Meow Xinghai wants to hear the stories written by π!" Xinghai's eyes flashed with silver-gray light, "Xinghai also wants to hear the stories written by π!"
Zhang Zian was taken aback, "The story of π?"
"Meow π's story and π's story." Xinghai said seriously.
Richard poked his head out from behind the shelf, "Huh? Did you hear me wrong? Is there a difference between what you said before and after?"
Xinghai nodded, "Meow is different!"
Zhang Zian was also confused when he heard it. What is "the story of π and the story of π"
He thought carefully about what Xinghai said just now, and he didn't know if it was an illusion. When Xinghai said it, there seemed to be a subtle difference in accent. The first "Story of π" was completed in one go, while the accent of "Story of π" in the latter part was placed on " π" on the syllable... Of course, he may be thinking too much.
But... assuming he didn't think much about it, what's the story of π
After all, what does π, which is 31415926..., this infinite non-repeating decimal mean
He once wanted to consult Meng Li on this issue, but it was a pity that Meng Li also returned to his hometown during the Chinese New Year and left Binhai City, and he did not have Meng Li's contact information. Even if he got Meng Li's contact information, it's not good to interrupt him when the family is reunited.
Forget it, he knew that he would not be able to come up with an answer for a while, and mathematics has always been his weakness, so he said: "Okay, the story of π and the story of π, let's talk about the story written by π first, and the story of π itself The story, let me study it slowly later.”
After speaking, he clicked on π and started reading from the first chapter.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and the elves gradually became attracted by π's writing from their original impetuosity, and listened quietly.
"Wait a minute!" Fina suddenly jumped up from the cat climbing frame as if her tail had been stepped on, and said with eyes widened angrily, "What's going on with this chapter "One Dream, Two Thousand Years"? I didn't run away in the middle of the night. Go and see you, a mere mortal! This is a slander to me!"
"Meow meow! My old lady might go, but it's not just as simple as taking a look..." Snow Lion licked his paw.
Zhang Zian also thinks it's unlikely, this should be what π said "seven points are solid and three points are false", but obviously π's writing skills are not good enough, and he didn't grasp Fina's character well, so he hurriedly laughed and said: "This That’s right, that’s all, don’t take it seriously!”
"Hmph!" Fina snorted coldly and looked away, "Anyway, it's up to you to tell π as soon as possible, this chapter must be changed, otherwise I will lose my face!"
"Okay, no problem, I'll go upstairs and tell it in a while." Zhang Zian said perfunctorily. But he didn't intend to bother π about this matter, anyway, Fina would forget about this trivial matter before long.
He ignored it and read on.
After reading a few more chapters, Richard's hoarse drake voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"Quack! Stop! I seem to have seen an interesting comment from a reader."
Before Zhang Zian noticed, Richard had already quietly landed on the display cabinet behind him, looking down at his mobile phone screen. In the Qidian app, readers’ comments on this chapter can be displayed at the end of each chapter. Some well-received comments will be pushed to the top, and there is a comment in this chapter that is particularly eye-catching. He wanted to pretend not to see it. Richard saw it.
Knowing that something was wrong, Zhang Zian hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover the screen, but it was too late.
"Don't say it!" he cried in a voice full of despair, because if this comment was read, his life would also be over.
"Quack! Quack!" Richard feared that the world would not be chaotic, and repeated the reader's comment at the highest volume, "Manager, are you fooling Faina again?"
As soon as the voice fell, the room was suddenly so quiet that breathing could be heard.
Zhang Zian shuddered, feeling like being splashed with cold water down to his feet, and two icy eyes seemed to cut him open.
Fina put out the ears of the plane indifferently, poked out her sharp claws, and said word by word: "Explain to me, how many times have you fooled me? Besides, I really want to know, this 'fat' Who is Na'?"
Ruined!
Zhang Zian was sitting on pins and needles on the reclining chair, wishing he could find a crack in the floor and get in!
He secretly groaned, this is what a blind reader left such a comment, isn't this hurting me? When I get through this test alive, I must delete this comment and the person who posted it!