With Fang Xing's drinking capacity, when he was ten years old, he could drink a jar of wine without any cultivation, and then he could happily go to see the widow taking a bath without being caught. With a cultivation base, the amount of alcohol can be described as bottomless, but now, he deliberately wants to get Fairy Chi'er drunk, and he has shown his real skills. They were talking nice words, and their hands were not idle, and they hardly let the wine jars in the hands of Fairy Chi'er be put down, but after more than an hour, the two of them had already thrown four or five wine jars around them. Yes, the smell of alcohol in the room is enough to make people intoxicated.
"Let me tell you... Brother Fang Xing, I really didn't like you at first..."
Fairy Ji'er was already drunk and sleepy, her little face was flushed, her tongue was also big, she hooked Fang Xing's shoulder and kept talking: "Because you hit me as soon as you saw me...I can tell you, since childhood... I grew up so big, how many... How many dared to beat me? Only my mother... When I was young, my mother and I lived in a remote tribe... She said that my father didn't want me anymore, and everyone in the tribe bullied me We... when she gets angry, hit me, just... hit me like you... "
As he spoke, his little mouth pouted, and there were tears in his eyes: "Later... Later my father sent someone to find us... We were taken to the city, where we had food and good clothes to wear... Never... No one would dare Bullied us... But my mother... My mother died... No one bullied us, she died... Since then, no one dared to hit me again... I practiced ghost skills and wanted to bring my mother back to life... But they all told me that's impossible... ummmm... I miss my mother..."
"How drinkable is this..."
Fang Xing felt a little speechless, the feeling of being called a mother by a drunken girl holding her thigh is really not a taste, the most important thing is that the way he looks at this girl has changed now, and he has drunk four or five jars of spirits , neither of the two of them used magic power to refine, and now even he feels a little drunk, but this girl has no other changes except talking a lot...
If you continue to drink it, it is estimated that none of the ten altars and eight altars will fail to achieve the goal...
More importantly, he himself is not sure how much more he can drink...
"Mother... Mother, there is no more wine, mother..."
Just as he was thinking about it, Fairy Chi'er, who was holding his thigh with one hand, threw away an empty jar, and then shook the empty jars next to him. As if holding Fang Xing's thigh, he swayed sullenly...
"this… "
Fang Xing held the last jar of wine in his hand, and was about to pass it to her, but suddenly hesitated.
"If you lose to a girl in a wine fight, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"
A thought flashed through his mind, causing him to think seriously, hesitating.
"Mother, mother, give me the wine quickly..."
Fairy Chi'er hugged Fang Xing's thigh and climbed up, stretching out her hand to ask for wine.
"Okay, okay, here you are..."
Fang Xing made a decision and handed over the wine jar.
Fairy Chi'er giggled and stretched out her hands to pick it up, but Fang Xing suddenly lifted the jar and smashed it on the back of her head. He casually threw the wine jar aside, touched the back of her head, and knew that she was fine. At this level of cultivation, hitting her on the head is similar to popping chestnuts one by one for ordinary people. It is only a matter of making her pass out after being hit. I used my magic power to shake her soul...
In order to avoid knocking out the opponent in a failed wine fight, this practice is really shameless, even Fang Xing looked around guiltyly, seeing that no one was paying attention, he was relieved, and then picked up the boy The fairy walked towards the inner room. Although practitioners seldom sleep on the couch, and more often sit cross-legged and exhale, but the place where guests are entertained, the bed is not unavoidable, and it is very luxurious, the inner room where Fang Xing lives Inside, there is an extremely gorgeous big bed, covered with a thick cloud silk mattress, and a gorgeous demon feather thick quilt.
"You don't want me to die?"
Fang Xing looked down at Fairy Chi'er who was sleeping peacefully in his arms, smiled sinisterly, and said in a low voice, "Then I'll piss you off!"
After finishing speaking, he took off Fairy Chi'er's robe and threw it directly on the bed. Fairy Chi'er was in a deep sleep, but she still didn't wake up. Lifting the pillow, he muttered, "Mother..."
"Hmph, this girl is raised here, she has a noble status, what if she is with me..."
Fang Xing laughed, rubbed his hands, and was about to climb onto the bed when he suddenly thought about it and was stunned: "No, my current physical body belongs to Diliu, so if I give her to something, wouldn't it be good?" Didn't it take advantage of that suppressed kid?"
For some reason, the more I thought about this question, the more intense it became, and I hurriedly turned around in the room.
"Hey, why is there no movement at the critical moment?"
At this time, outside the hall, Baby Taixu was holding the Taixu Mirror in his arms, and kept pumping his energy.
The little blind girl also obediently sat beside him, slightly tilting her head and listening...
In the mirror, Fang Xing looked like he was running around in a hurry in the room, but no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't see him going to the bed. At the end, he even saw his incomprehensible master sitting on the edge of the bed. He got down, held his head and sighed for a while, then pulled the big quilt over his body, and lay down with his head covered...
Baby Taixu stared blankly: "He's over there, what are you doing lying here..."
On the other hand, the little blind girl couldn't help but pursed her lips and laughed after hearing Baby Taixu's chatter!
It was already midnight, and the Taixu baby and the little blind girl could only sit outside boredly, looking at the Taixu illusion mirror from time to time, but there was no change at all, and finally endured it for a long while, but saw a few maids with hurried expressions He and the servant rushed over, looked around all the way, and when they came to the inner hall where Fang Xing lived, the servant hurriedly said: "Boy, have you seen Fairy Chi'er?"
"The main event is coming..."
Baby Taixu chuckled, and then had a pure and innocent face: "Sister Chi'er and Daddy are drinking inside..."
"They are all practitioners, what are they doing greedy for the contents of this cup?"
The waiter was obviously relieved, and just said something with a wry smile, then lifted his legs and walked inside.
But Baby Taixu stopped in front of him, raised his face, and said seriously: "Daddy said, you are not allowed to go in!"
"Hey kid, get out of the way, just have a drink, what can't you go in?"
The waiter laughed, and kicked Taixu's baby: "It's late at night, our family wants to ask the young lady to go back to rest..."
Baby Taixu rolled his eyes and said: "Daddy said, Sister Chi'er won't go back today..."
"Um?"
The servant's expression changed after hearing this, as if he realized something, he hurriedly walked towards the hall.
And the maids behind him also hurriedly followed behind...
Soon, they saw the messy food table, smelled the strong aroma of wine in the room, their faces changed, and then hurried to the inner room, praying for something in their hearts, but unfortunately, no matter how Pray, the most terrifying scene still appeared... They saw the messy skirts and clothes in the room, and a man and a woman sleeping together on the bed...
"ah… "
There was a maid who was so shocked when she saw this scene that she covered her mouth and was about to yell.
"Shua..."
Suddenly the servant turned around, and a flying sword in his sleeve directly pierced the maid's eyebrows.
Then, seeing the gloomy expression on the servant's face, he said viciously: "None of you have seen this..."
The other maids paled in shock and kept lighting.
The waiter was obviously terrified, his face turned pale, and he walked forward gently, thinking about taking the young lady away...
The entire room was filled with a depressing dead silence, making it hard to breathe...
"Wow… "
Suddenly, just when the servant was about to gently take the lady away, suddenly, a scream pierced the night sky. The voice was so loud that it made people's head hurt. The missing maid was much more powerful, the maid turned around, and saw that Baby Taixu was also looking at the scene in the inner room in astonishment, her big eyes were full of tears...
"Don't make noise..."
The servant was shocked and hurriedly scolded.
But before finishing a sentence, Baby Taixu turned around and ran away, crying loudly while running: "Wow, Daddy is so bad, Daddy and Sister Chi'er are sleeping on the same bed...he is not going to take the I'm going to find my mother... Wow, this is troublesome, daddy put sister Chi'er to bed, what will I call this in the future... The generations are completely messed up, completely messed up..."
The Immortal Mansion in the middle of the night was originally silent, and even the immortal soldiers patrolled cautiously without making any noise, but now, this baby Taixu burst into tears with a loud voice that was several levels higher than ordinary people, and the whole building Immediately, the Immortal Mansion became lively...
"Damn it, tell him to shut up!"
The servant's complexion changed, cold sweat dripped down his face, and his expression was abnormally distorted.
A few maids behind him immediately went out to chase Baby Taixu in a hurry, not daring to stay for a moment longer.
It's not that the waiter doesn't want to sew up the Taixu baby's mouth himself, the key point is that the young lady has already woken up...
"This... this is..."
Fairy Chi'er was woken up by Taixu's loud voice, she sat up in a daze, suddenly saw the scene in front of her, and rubbed the back of her head that was aching, she stayed there for a long time before she suddenly realized the pain in her body. There was no coat, and then he saw Fang Xing who was sleeping deeply on the other side of the big bed. He was stunned for a moment, and after a long while, another scream pierced the night sky.
"Damn bastard!"
The servant couldn't care less, a burst of anger suddenly burst out, and he slapped Fang Xing on the head fiercely.
Fang Xing was pretending to be asleep, how could he not react, suddenly jumped up, and loudly distinguished.
"We...we really love each other..."