Bai Weiwei's temper softened, she took half of the fish next to her and stuffed it into his mouth.
Mermaid teeth are particularly sharp.
If you're not careful, you can bite the bones of her hand to pieces.
Vic paused, and a piece of sashimi had fallen from his lips.
After hesitating for a while, he released Bai Weiwei's wrist, picked up the sashimi, and continued to eat it slowly.
The etiquette of mermaid nobles is to be attentive, calm and slow when eating.
This is elegant and noble.
Of course, the mermaid at the bottom doesn't need these, anyway, if you catch a shark, you will eat it.
After a while, it will be able to eat a shark and only the skeleton will be left.
But the memories of those mermaids in Vic's mind were the memories of nobles and kings.
Therefore, his every move carries the graceful etiquette of an orthodox king.
Bai Weiwei took the opportunity to back away, and then walked out.
She said, "Is this a mermaid or a teddy, anyone can use it, right?"
System: "Sharks are sexually promiscuous, so male protagonists, like humans, can be in heat all year round."
Bai Weiwei: "..."
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Bai Weiwei decided to take the warm route. She really couldn't use seduction against a fish who wanted to be in heat all the time.
No, she has done psychological construction for a long time.
Still can't convince myself, what to do with a fish.
Too ruined.
She originally thought that she was enough to have no three views, but she never thought that after encountering a fish, she realized that she could pick up and use everything with the three views of integrity.
Bai Weiwei buys a bunch of fish that he likes to eat.
He made him happy, and then started to take out a picture book like a mentally handicapped child, took out a small blackboard, and wrote aoe.
"Come on, Vic, let's learn how to speak."
Facing a fish, or a fish with poor communication, Bai Weiwei said that this kind of clan can fall in love, how can they talk if they don't understand the language
So learn, you must learn.
Vic was in the bathtub, his tail twitching.
Tossed out the words on the blackboard.
Then his beautiful eyes squinted at her with those sarcastic little eyes.
Bai Weiwei endured.
After all, it is a fish, and you can't live with a fish.
Bai Weiwei took out the picture book again, "Come on, Vic, read it, I want to go to the toilet, I want to eat, I want to dance..."
tear.
Vic stretched out his beautiful nails and shredded the picture book with a penetrating speed.
Bai Weiwei said that she is a fish, and her IQ is not high enough to endure.
Vic reached out and threw a bar of soap onto Bai Weiwei's head.
Bai Weiwei: "..."
He lazily stretched out his slender fingers and ticked at Bai Weiwei.
Then he pointed to his body again, motioning for Bai Weiwei to bathe him.
Bai Weiwei couldn't bear it anymore.
She said to the system, "Is there any recipe for mermaid cooking? I'm going to braise him."
System: "Yes, first take out a blunt weapon and slam the merman's head on the head, which requires the strength of a hundred adult males, because the head of a mermaid is hundreds of times harder than a human's head, and after knocking it out, you need to use a diamond-cutting knife. , in order to chop up his bones, divide him into several pieces, steam the mermaid head, braise the fish meat, boil the fish bones in soup…”
Bai Weiwei: "..."
System: "It looks delicious."
Bai Weiwei: "..."
After listening to the recipe with no appetite in the system, Bai Weiwei resigned herself to rolling up her sleeves, picked up the soap, and wiped the fish.
She took out the bath ball from the bath and bubbled it.
Vivian stayed in the bathtub quietly, with his head resting on the edge of the bathtub, looking at Bai Weiwei lazily.