Quick Transmigration: Targeted by the Boss

Chapter 3070: Is this mouth filled with poison? (80)

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Cen Mohan was brushing the mutton for her while analyzing it bit by bit.

"When a man lowers his head, he can only see the top of her head, which is pitch black. He doesn't know whether she is happy or unhappy. He doesn't know her mood, which can easily annoy her and make her angry."

"If a man wants to kiss a girl, he needs to squat down or pick her up. This is fine at home, but outside, people who don't know the situation will think they are father and daughter."

"When a man wants to hug a girl, basically, the woman's head is at the man's heart. If she has better hearing, she may be able to hear his heartbeat."

"Women always have to lift their heads to look at men, which has a huge impact on the cervical spine. After a long time, they will instinctively feel tired."

"And the most likely thing a woman will see when she looks up is a man's stubbled chin and the hair in his nostrils, which again gives her negative points."

"It is best for men to keep their bodies clean at all times and not have strange body odor. Otherwise, when they hug a girl, the girl is most likely to be suffocated or feel disgusted with the man."

"These are just the drawbacks of getting along. There are other issues, such as whether the married life is harmonious, the genetic problems of the children, etc."

444 was a little shocked: This analysis...even I have to admit defeat.

“Isn’t that a correct analysis?”

Many small things seem insignificant, but if you think about it carefully, these problems are very real.

You are right, you are all right.

I am handsome, and if I harass you, I am the boss who falls in love with me.

He is old and ugly, and is a sexual harasser and pervert who needs a demon spirit to exorcise him.

The host's three views are becoming more and more distorted.

Su Qiao put down her chopsticks, picked up the juice, and deliberately said to the man opposite her: "So, what you mean is that there is a 20-centimeter difference between you and me, and it will be like this in the future?"

Of course Cen Mohan would not let himself fall into the trap.

"I don't have any special body odor, my beard is kept clean every day, you can't see any nose hairs, and you can't hear your heartbeat with your head on my shoulder."

"Without high heels, you and I only need to be 40 centimeters apart. You can see me without looking up, and I can see your face."

"We're going to kiss. You don't need to stand on your tiptoes, and I don't need to bend over. It's easy to do."

Su Qiao: “…”

It can be done easily, what kind of nonsense is this

You thought this was a textbook and was teaching.

How did this guy grow up

Is it possible that it is like this in all foreign countries

Or is his personality just like this... direct, or... rigid? No, rigid people are not like this either.

"I'm full, let's go back!"

Su Qiao felt that when it came to being thick-skinned, she was no match for him.

The most amazing thing is that he can still say it seriously with the expression of an old researcher.

Cen Mohan felt that everything he had read in books and on the Internet in the past was nonsense.

At this time, girls will not be shy or enthusiastic at all.

I paid the bill silently and followed him downstairs.

As soon as Su Qiao arrived at the parking lot, he felt something was wrong.

After looking around, she realized that the black jade-colored Bao Shijie that was parked next to her car had disappeared.

"Where's your car?"

Cen Mohan said calmly, "My sister had an urgent need just now, so she drove away."

Su Qiao: “…”

So, is this the rhythm of planning to use her car every day from now on

Turning to look at the man who was looking at her innocently, Su Qiao sighed.

What else can I do

You can't just leave people here, can you