Just two updates today. Zhutou knows that it’s wrong to update less, it’s wrong, and I can’t forgive everyone!
But, it’s the Spring Festival! Zhutou goes out to go shopping, hook up with old classmates, and go to the bar owned by classmates to have a drink. This all takes time!
So, two updates are completed today, please don’t criticize me! The pig's head flashed!
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"A.WWw.QUAbEn-XIAoShUo.CoM..Donkey!"
Yingang stared at the filthy-mouthed donkey with burning eyes: "Are you the demon king of the abyss, a dragon beyond the holy level, or are you an ancient dragon? Could it be that you are one of those people who exist in the world? An evil spirit from the ancient war period?"
The donkey blinked his big watery eyes, sniffed, and swayed his legs in a circle around Yingang.
"Devil! Giant dragon! Ancient giant dragon! And ancient evil spirits!" The donkey shook his head, and his two long ears swayed violently: "I don't know what you are talking about, uncle, I am a cute little one." Donkey, the purest donkey in the world, a donkey as pure as the breasts of a thirteen-year-old girl!”
Taking a deep breath, the donkey spread its two front hooves and sighed: "Why do you doubt that I am one of those unreliable low-level creatures? Of course, they are low-level?"
A strange gray light flashed in Donkey's eyes. He blinked and muttered in a low voice: "Are the ancient dragons very low-level? Ah, it seems that there is such an impression? The ancient dragons...those with various attributes The ancient dragons don't seem to be too powerful, they are just higher-end cannon fodder. Uh, why do I know this?"
Shaking his head, Donkey naturally threw these questions out of his mind. Donkey had long been accustomed to ignore the memories that suddenly emerged from certain fragments in the depths of his brain. He looked at Yingang arrogantly and shouted loudly: "Grandson, kneel on the ground. Kowtow to Uncle Donkey, and then offer your big-breasted girl, and Uncle Donkey will give it to you... Do it!"
Yingang had a sullen face. When the donkey was standing less than two meters in front of him and spitting all over his mouth, he suddenly raised his gun and stabbed the donkey's chest with a clean and ordinary stab. . The donkey swore violently, and the top-grade holy weapon, the Spear of Justice, penetrated the donkey's chest, and a foot-long spear head emerged from the back of his back.
"Any existence that dares to insult the way of justice will be punished by me!" Yingang Zhengyi looked at the donkey calmly: "An evil existence. Your existence itself is a mistake... so!"
Donkey's eyes widened, and he smiled happily at Yingang: "So, give me all the big-breasted girls in your family! I don't care about their age or their appearance, as long as they have big breasts. That’s enough! If you don’t meet my requirements, then..."
The donkey showed an unusually evil smile, and his body twisted slightly, accompanied by a terrifying explosion. The spear of justice was suddenly twisted into a right angle by the donkey. Yingang's face twitched into a ball. This is a top-grade holy weapon, the Spear of Justice, a top-grade holy tool that is countless times harder than diamond. It has even been jointly blessed by dozens of Archbishops from the Temple of Justice!
Although it is not a semi-artifact, the toughness of the Spear of Justice is definitely not inferior to ordinary semi-artifacts!
But the donkey whose body was pierced actually twisted this extremely tough holy spear into a right angle with just a slight twist of his body
But that's not all. Something happened that made Yingang collapse even more. The wounds on the donkey's body squirmed rapidly. Countless tiny granulations sprouted near his wound, and these granulations connected crazily with each other, repairing the donkey's wound as before.
Then, the Spear of Justice was destroyed! The part of the gun shaft that penetrated the donkey's body simply disappeared without a trace, or was simply swallowed up and dissolved by the donkey's body. With a "clang" sound, the one-foot-long spear head behind the donkey fell to the ground. The donkey turned around with a beaming look, and with the graceful movement of a noble lady bending down to pick a rose, he slowly picked up the spear head, which was still shining with dazzling golden light.
Smiling extremely gracefully, Donkey put the tip of the gun to his mouth, just like a noble queen sitting at the exquisite small dining table, enjoying the delicious waffles in the afternoon tea, slowly opening the two rows The big white teeth, two rows of big teeth that reflected the dazzling cold light in the starlight, bit off half of the gun head with a 'click'.
"The taste is good, very crisp. Moreover, the taste is rich. More than thirty-seven kinds of magic metals are used, and a little bit of divine power is actually incorporated into it. It has also been infused and blessed by a large number of clergy." Donkey sighed sincerely. "This reminds me of my childhood. When I was a cute, youthful little donkey, someone always seemed to feed me all kinds of weird metal lumps!"
Donkey's body swayed, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes again, and then he habitually threw these memories away again. He looked at Yingang who was dumbfounded as if he had seen a ghost, smiled and ate the spear head cleanly in a few mouthfuls. Burping with satisfaction, the donkey stretched out a hoof towards Yingang: "Hey, grandson, how about giving me the stick in your hand? Anyway, there is no gun head, and this spear of justice has become a stick. Come on, why don’t you give it to me as a supper?”
"You, you!" Yingang's heart ached as if a hundred sharp knives were stabbing at his heart.
The Spear of Justice, after he became Mr. Mo's sect, he helped Mr. Mo through life and death countless times, made countless contributions, suffered countless hardships, and after countless almost inhumane transformations, he became a Saint Master. With power, Mr. Mo used a lot of contacts, financial and material resources to forge a high-grade holy weapon specially for Yingang.
For hundreds of years, this spear of justice has accompanied Yingang in defeating enemies one after another, firmly safeguarding Mr. Mo's interests and glory. But today, his indestructible spear of justice was actually eaten as a snack!
What the hell is this damn donkey? Not even a giant dragon would have such good teeth! Even the most ferocious abyss demons, who devour human hearts, consume human blood, and absorb human souls as nourishing snacks, have never been so hot-headed as to devour a sacred weapon! That is simply not something that normal organisms can digest!
"You, you, devil!" Yingang's body spurted out dazzling golden flames, and he dropped the barrel of the spear of justice. Pointing at the donkey, he screamed: "You are an evil creature that has violated the way of justice. I will represent the justice in heaven and earth and completely destroy your body and soul."
Donkey grinned and said in a smooth tone: "It's a pity that you are not a busty girl, otherwise I would still welcome you to destroy my virginity that I have retained for countless years! You have to know that someone like me is pure, cute and kind. , The flawless donkey is so popular among girls! I firmly retain my virginity under the prying eyes of countless girls, this is...kill him!"
When the donkey was talking nonsense, Yingang gritted his teeth and rushed towards him. A cross-patterned holy sword that was purely condensed with golden divine power was held tightly in his hand. It looked majestic, dignified, and without any evil aura. The strong pressure to follow the rules gave people a feeling of being square and rigid, and Yingang struck the donkey's head with a heavy chop.
"With the power of my god, eradicate all evil obstacles!" Yingang boldly launched the magic, which is the close attack magic 'Sword of Justice' that the temple guardian knights of the Temple of Justice are best at. The divine power of justice is a fierce, upright and unimpurable divine power. Among the divine powers possessed by countless gods enshrined in many temples of the church, its domineering and exclusive nature also ranks among the top three.
Wherever justice goes, nothing else exists!
The attack power of the Sword of Justice is even more frightening. The divine power of justice quickly repels all surrounding elemental fluctuations. All magical elements were expelled, and even the surrounding air and all dust were dispersed. As Yingang's demigod power continues to increase, the space and time around his body tend to disintegrate and shatter.
But the donkey's cry of "kill him" was not a bluff. He shouted loudly, and the two brothers, Bai Tian and Heitian, immediately rushed towards Yingang fearlessly. The three of them were all taller and stronger than ordinary people. They were all equally strong and fierce. When their three bodies collided heavily, a loud noise was heard. Yingang's body shook violently, and a stream of blood spurted out of his mouth.
His sword of justice struck heavily on the bodies of Tian Tian and Heitian. The two brothers' clothes were chopped to pieces, but not a single red mark was left on their skin. How can the body of a god be destroyed by the power of a demigod
Tian Tian tilted his body and dodged behind Yingang. He used a cross hoop strangulation technique to tightly restrain Yingang's hands from behind. Black Sky pounced down and wrapped his hands tightly around Yingang's legs. It was like two big pythons tightly entangled with a bison. No matter how much the bison struggled and roared, it could not break free from the python's grasp.
Donkey shrugged his shoulders: "It seems that there are no girls with big breasts in your family! Then, I won't be merciful! My grandson should have the consciousness of a grandson!"
The donkey turned and pointed its butt towards Yingang's body, and then jumped out with an extremely standard hoof.
This blow shattered the air, and even created dazzling ripples in the space where the spirit text was sealed. The donkey's hoof accurately hit the most important place between Yingang's legs, which is the most vulnerable place for all male creatures.
Yingang, who was struggling violently, froze. He opened his mouth wide and let out a strange cry of "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch," and two lines of tears suddenly spurted out from his eyes.
Lin Qi walked up to Yingang with the Lieshan sword, turned over the back of the knife and hit Yingang hard on the forehead.
One strike, two strikes, three or four strikes, five strikes, six strikes, seven or eight strikes. . .
Lin Qi hit Yingang's head as hard as a wooden fish. After hitting it for more than a hundred times, Yingang finally passed out in grief and indignation.
"Bring someone with you, flash!" Lin Qi clapped his hands vigorously: "Now we have to see how good the four brothers are at cramping, peeling skin, and knocking bones and sucking marrow!"