Kalhan smiled proudly: "There are several small kingdoms whose tokens representing royal power have been robbed by aliens. The descendants of these kingdoms will definitely pay big prices for these tokens. wWW!QUAbEn-XIAoShUo!COm They will definitely Will offer a big price! Hahaha, and they are also enemies with each other. They definitely don't want to let them get their tokens back comfortably, right? So, our financial resources are here. !”
Looking at Kalhan in surprise, Lin Qi could only nod slowly. The business of the Hyena Chamber of Commerce is indeed very despicable, but you have to admit that this method is indeed the best way to make money.
Think about it, if you have a millennium-old enemy's family that is destroyed, and that family's tokens are taken away, and then the remaining descendants of the family want to buy back the family's tokens and recruit members to rebuild the family, you will let them Should he build a new family comfortably, or should he deliberately cause trouble and make him achieve nothing
Based on the behavior of these 'gentle and gentle' gentlemen and aristocrats in the Western Continent, if they don't take advantage of the opportunity to cause trouble, they are not aristocrats.
As more and more people entered the auction house, and there were more and more powerful auras looming around, Lin Qi suddenly became a little excited. The invasion of aliens had smashed the Eastern Great Plains to pieces. The infamous Hyena Chamber of Commerce must have collected countless good things.
These nobles like to lock all kinds of treasures in the treasure house so that no one can see them, but this time, the nomadic army looted all the treasures. Maybe some very good things fell into the hands of the Hyena Chamber of Commerce. In the end, Did Lin Qi get it
When it comes to fighting for financial resources, Lin Qi is really not afraid of these exiled nobles from the Eastern Great Plains. No matter how rich they are, can they compare with himself who has the resources of two abyss worlds behind him? Not to mention that as long as Lin Qi needs it, he can still ask Ying Zheng.
A sharp and crisp copper bell rang out, and a man with a skinny face, a tall figure, and a goat's beard grew on his chin. Even when he had a straight face, the corners of his mouth naturally turned up, like an old man who was always smiling. He walked slowly to a high platform in the middle of the auction house.
"Everyone, time is precious, and there are a lot of items in this auction, so I won't waste any time."
"All in all, the Hyena Chamber of Commerce's auction will definitely not disappoint everyone! As long as everyone can get enough gold coins, everyone will be able to return with a full load. Of course, the ugliness is mentioned above. If you don't have enough gold coins, you will disrupt the auction by randomly shouting prices. , once discovered, beheaded on the spot, please remember the purpose of our Hyena Chamber of Commerce - money is more valuable than life, and time is money!"
Holding a small wooden hammer and banging it three times on the long iron-wood table in front of him, the skinny old man said loudly: "The first auction item tonight is a pair of very interesting things. Frankly speaking. The appraisers from the Hyena Chamber of Commerce have not been able to figure out what they are, but they have the unique gift of magic immunity, so they are probably some kind of hybrid descendants with dragon blood. As for how much they are worth, It depends on everyone’s opinions!”
Four tiger slaves wearing only a pair of tight leather pants carried a huge cage into the auction house, strode up to the high platform, and placed the cage made of fine gold alloy heavily on the high platform.
In a cage that was several meters long and wide, a pair of black rabbits were lying there lazily. Their three-petal mouths were squirming at a constant speed, and their mouths made crunching sounds from time to time. They were holding a huge carrot with their front legs, and their four red eyes were staring at the carrot, as if nothing else existed in the field except these two carrots.
The size of these two rabbits was astonishing. They were two meters long lying on the ground, and their black fur was shiny and shiny, like the best silk. …,
"A pair of unknown rabbit-shaped monsters, the starting price is one million gold coins! I must tell you that our Hyena Chamber of Commerce has conducted tests. A saint-level holy mage used a small forbidden spell to attack them, but it did not have any effect on them. Damage, so they are truly magic immune creatures!”
As soon as the skinny old man finished his words, the rabbit lying on the left suddenly spoke lazily: "What a loser. We were ranked first in the auction. In other words, we are the least popular among all the auction items tonight. It’s valuable! It’s embarrassing! It’s the dignity of the rabbit family!”
Another rabbit glanced at his companion crookedly: "Stop talking nonsense, the dignity of the rabbit family? Are you the only one worthy of saying such a thing? For so many years, you have been crying every time to find a little white rabbit." When a rabbit girl gives birth to children, what is the final result? Those cute little white rabbit girls were eaten by you who were so hungry before they had time to give birth to children for you! You deserve to be said to be the "dignity of the rabbit family" What kind of words?"
The first rabbit raised the carrot in his hand and slapped his companion on the forehead hard: "The reason why I ate them is because they couldn't inspire the love deep in my heart that is as hot as a volcanic lava!" That is to say, they cannot resonate with me spiritually, so I can only let them merge with me above!"
The second rabbit turned over Bai Yangyao and sighed: "Okay, back to the original topic, we are the first auction item to appear, and our price is really low! Do you want to do something? Let us The value becomes higher?”
The two rabbits looked at me and I looked at you, and then they both glanced at the skinny old man standing next to the cage with ill intentions.
The skinny old man smiled brightly: "Everyone has seen that they have an IQ similar to that of humans. They can also speak. Although they cannot change into human forms, they are undoubtedly super monsters! And they are immune to magic. , so as long as you can tame them, what a great personal guard! Who would guard against a pair of rabbits?"
"Idiot!" the first rabbit sighed: "If you praise our merits here in front of tens of thousands of stupid nobles, the next day this merit will become known to everyone around the world!"
The second rabbit smiled extremely coquettishly: "So, dear assassin gentlemen, dear assassin ladies, once you find a cute black rabbit in the arms of your target, you will lose your voice. Scream! Because that cute black rabbit is probably a magic-immune super monster!"
The first rabbit threw away the carrot and slowly stood up on his hind legs. He shook his body forward in a cowardly manner and laughed triumphantly: "Of course, please make sure they are holding it in their arms." It’s a male rabbit! Because we are all male rabbits with handles! If it is a female rabbit, there is no doubt that it is not us!”
The two rabbits giggled like two little roosters chuckling.
Osmanthus Tree's feeble and tired voice sounded in Lin Qi's spiritual sea: "Two plans."
Lin Qi asked subconsciously: "What?"
The sweet-scented osmanthus tree sighed softly: "The first plan is to get rid of all the outsiders here and kidnap these two damn rabbits!"
Lin Qi was silent.
The sweet-scented osmanthus tree sighed helplessly, and then he murmured: "The second plan is to take pictures of these despicable, shameless, slutty, morally corrupt rabbits at all costs! I'm very curious, I'm really Very, very curious! Why is it that my body has been destroyed like this, but these bastards are still living so freely?"
The Palace of Yao Qi at the end of the day said in a deep voice: "They originally had white hair, but now they have black hair."…,
The sweet-scented osmanthus tree sneered pitifully: "Even if they become red-haired, I won't be surprised. Is there anything they can't do?"
With a hint of deep sympathy, the Palace of Doom and Yao Qi sighed deeply: "I sympathize with you very much, but they are your important accessories after all. Although I know that you have always refused to admit that they are yours. Part of you, but you can't deny it! Just like that toad, these two damn rabbits are a part of you!"
Lin Qiyunran, are these two bitchy rabbits part of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree
Lin Qi's eyes suddenly turned pale green - that is to say, these two rabbits are also super artifact level existences
Countless nobles in the auction house suddenly screamed in horror - in order to 'increase their own value', these two rabbits opened their mouths, revealing their white front teeth, and bit off an arm with a 'click' Railings made of thick and thin gold alloy.
'Click, click', the two rabbits chewed the broken railings like carrots.
Then they obediently lay down in the cage, and nodded seriously and solemnly towards the skinny old man who was stunned with cold sweat on his forehead: "Continue the auction, I suggest you increase the auction's reserve price to 10 million gold coins. Otherwise, this will definitely not be worthy of our worth!"
There was dead silence in the auction house. The nobles who hid their faces under black cloaks whispered to each other for a while. Suddenly, a high-pitched girl's voice shouted out the first bid: "Twenty million gold coins! This pair The funny bunny is mine!"
The first rabbit's eyes lit up, and he jumped up suddenly, jerked his lower body forward several times, grinned and shouted in the direction of the girl's voice: "My dear, I know it's you, I I know it must be you! Oh, my god, do you not hesitate to give 20 million gold coins for me? Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, take off your clothes and let my dear Uncle Rabbit take a look and see how your figure is. ?”
The whole place was completely silent. The skinny old man who was in charge of the auction looked at the standing rabbit with its lower body moving back and forth strangely as if he had seen a ghost.
What kind of top-notch stuff are these? Where did they come from? Devil's Abyss? In fact, they are not rabbits, but demons who have turned into rabbits, right
The girl who made the offer was so angry that she trembled all over. She screamed at the top of her lungs: "I will peel off your skin and turn you into roast rabbit!"
The two rabbits looked at each other, and then they both looked in the direction of the girl: "Your dad? What's your last name?"
There is no doubt that it is a great insult to ask a distinguished noble girl about her father's surname - your father's surname is not the surname of the man you now think of as your biological father, to put it bluntly. , these two rabbits are hinting that the girl's mother gave birth to her in an affair!
Has the girl ever heard such vulgar words in the market
She rolled her eyes and passed out in anger.
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