Nightmare! What a nightmare!
Wearing a simple hunter's outfit, carrying an ordinary hunting bow on his back, and pretending to carry two pots of feather arrows on his shoulders, Lin Qi stood on the mountain road and sighed looking up to the sky, shaking his head and being speechless. wWW. QuANbEn-XiAoShUo. coM Ever since the joint fleet of the Black Spirit Empire and the Elf Clan set off, everything along the way was really like a nightmare.
How should we describe those elves? Lin Qi sometimes really wanted to kill all the elves below the Green Moon Queen, so as to avoid having these hypocritical and artificial long ears dangling in front of him.
Sailing on the vast sea, according to Lin Qi's plan, the combined fleet must rush to the Western Continent as quickly as possible. But those elves didn't think so. Although they rushed as fast as possible, they had to stop sailing five times every day at sea!
Every morning, the elves would stop the boat. Two hundred elves on each battleship will gather on the deck to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the eastern sunrise, and then sing a song to the sky. The literate elves will also write a long poem on the spot to praise the beautiful nature and the majestic sea. , praising the beauty and eternity of life. Then they would drink a little wine brewed by the elves and eat two fruits for breakfast.
Every day at noon, the elves will stop the boat again, and they will gather on the deck to breathe in the fresh sea air. They set up a small teleportation magic circle in the cabin, so they would have fresh milk and newly whipped cream delivered at any time. They will use water magic to fish out huge deep-sea lobsters from the sea. With a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables delivered, lobster salad will be a wonderful lunch.
Of course, sometimes they don't want to eat lobster, but the sea is full of delicious seafood.
In the afternoon, they would stop the boat again. They would bathe in the warm sunshine, taste freshly baked waffles, and drink fragrant black tea and elegant green tea. A sumptuous afternoon tea will keep the elves in a good mood all day long.
In the evening, a luxurious dinner is indispensable. The little fragrant pig came from the Black Spirit Continent using the teleportation magic circle. It will turn into a delicious and luxurious roasted suckling pig. certainly. The elves consume less meat, and they are more interested in the fruits and vegetables stuffed in the belly of the roasted suckling pig. In other words, they ate all the stuffing in the bellies of the little fragrant pigs, and then threw all the roasted suckling pigs into the sea to feed the fish.
The warriors of the Black Spirit Continent all shook their heads and sighed when they saw the extravagant and wasteful behavior of these elves.
Such a large battleship only holds two hundred people. Could these elves be any more outrageous? Look at the battleships of the Black Spirit Empire. Each ship is densely packed with people. It's denser than canned sardines. The soldiers of the Black Spirit Empire could only drink fresh water and eat bread at sea. Compared with the food wasted by the elves, Lin Qi felt that it was a miracle that the soldiers of the Black Spirit Empire did not rebel.
It was late at night. The elves would stop the boat again. They would look at the sky full of stars, chirping and singing about the tranquility of the night, the beauty of the starry sky, and dreaming about the grace of the moon. Then they will eat some fresh berries and some cheese to replenish their strength, then drink a pot of rosemary tea and take a comfortable hot bath. Put on some neat pajamas. They will sleep peacefully to the gentle lapping of the waves.
During the first seven days after setting sail, the elves did not care about men, women, or children. They had to sleep for several hours every night, and adding in the time they wasted during the day, the time they could spend on sailing in a whole day would never exceed twelve hours. How could Lin Qi, who had made plans to travel day and night to the Western Continent, tolerate this
On the eighth day after the voyage, under Lin Qi's angry protest, Queen Green Moon finally allowed a group of elves to stay on duty at night without petition, so that the fleet could continue to move forward at night. But the five breaks a day are absolutely indispensable. According to Queen Green Moon, and according to the unanimous opinion of those elves - even in times of war, the precious traditions of elves cannot be discarded!
Face war with the most elegant and graceful attitude, and face death with the most noble and perfect demeanor. This is the tradition of elves, this is the custom of elves, this is the art of war of the elves! Whether they can beat the enemy or not is one thing, but even if their heads are chopped off by the enemy, their hairstyle must not be messy at all. This is an elf!
The originally planned one-month voyage was forcibly extended to one month and twenty-five days by these wonderful and lovely elves. Lin Qi was already trembling with anger on the boat. If it weren't for the shadow of the southern peninsula of the Haran Empire that could be seen far ahead, Lin Qi would definitely not be able to restrain his anger, kill all these elves, and then Their souls were all transformed into dragon souls or hell demon souls.
The mighty and huge fleet slowly stopped thirty miles away from the shore. The elves had done something wrong again.
Thousands of water magicians raised an altar made of ice on the sea. Queen Green Moon led a large number of elf priests and held a huge elf clan expedition ceremony with great piety. The Queen of Green Moon rambled on and recited a memorial poem with extremely beautiful words and elegant sentences.
The main meaning of the sacrificial text is that the great elves will once again conquer the enemy under the leadership of the glory of the gods. It is hoped that the gods will protect the warriors of the elves and make them invincible! What was originally a simple matter that could be said in just three or two sentences, this memorial tribute to Queen Green Moon took a full hour to read!
Lin Qi, Mr. Mo, Enzo and others stood like zombies on the deck of a battleship near the altar. They stared blankly at Green Moon, who was full of energy and had a faint blush on his face. His eyes were so excited that tears were shining in his eyes. The Queen, after a long while, shook her head at the same time.
The complicated elf festival lasted for a full three hours, and the Nightmare Knights, who had occupied the southern territory of the Harlan Empire, had discovered this huge fleet docked at sea. According to Enzo's tactics, if the fleet had begun to charge ashore three hours ago, the coalition forces had already invaded the land, and at least several solid bridgeheads had been established, which could effectively reduce the consumption of our own soldiers.
But because of this inexplicable festival of the elves, the combined fleet has been floating on the sea for more than three hours. At least one thousand-man nightmare knight has driven a militia group composed of tens of thousands of locals to build a simple road on the coast. Line of defense. What was originally an unexpected surprise attack turned into a head-on battle to seize the beach.
"I finally understand. When I was still in the Army Academy, the professors said that no army of any race was willing to form an alliance with the elves! Including during the ancient divine war, barbarians and orcs could unite and fight side by side. , only the elves are always a lonely army!" Enzo bumped his teeth and muttered in a low voice: "Now I really want to stab these elves in the back!"
Lin Qi snorted feebly, and the cigar in the corner of his mouth slipped weakly and fell into the sea water.
On the beach, reinforcements from the Nightmare Knights continue to arrive. More than 20 squadrons of the Nightmare Knights, each consisting of a hundred people, have arrived. This has increased the number of Nightmare Knights on the beach to nearly four thousand, and the Nightmare Mage has also arrived. Nearly a thousand people attended. The militia group they brought quickly increased to more than 200,000 people. They have built dozens of large and small battle forts made of logs in the jungle behind the beach.
"Get ready to attack!" Enzo raised his right hand: "According to the pre-demarcated landing points, ten landing points will start to land on the beach at the same time. The section of coastline that is guarded in front will be personally commanded by me."
Just as Enzo's order was conveyed, something happened again on the Elf side. Queen Green Moon sent an envoy to ask the Black Spirit Empire to postpone the attack because they were not ready to land on the beach. Lin Qi and the others watched the elves return to the cabin with straight eyes. After a full hour, all the elves returned to the deck with glowing faces.
They took a shower, put on makeup, carefully combed their beautiful waterfall-like hair, and then put on a set of gorgeous robes or armor. Regardless of men or women, these elves have all their jewelry hanging on their bodies, especially some of the wealthy elves. Their ears are densely pierced with at least ten or twenty piercings, and are covered with large and small earrings. and earrings.
These earrings and earrings are powerful magic tools with various wonderful effects. But Lin Qi never dreamed that these elves would punch so many holes in their ears to hang these shiny things. At this time, the elves are like a moving jewelry cabinet, covered in jewels and jewels, which makes people want to rob them.
After all the elves had finished dressing up, Queen Green Moon slowly walked out of the cabin surrounded by dozens of elven maids. The Queen of Green Moon had obviously taken care of herself carefully. Her eyebrows were dyed dark green with green tree sap, and the dark green marks on her hair extended all the way to her hair. This made her a little more mysterious and beautiful out of thin air. breath.
She obviously put on a pair of high-heeled boots - because Lin Qi discovered that she was at least five inches taller than before she went back to dress up! Lin Qi couldn't imagine what use such high-heeled boots could have on the battlefield. Wouldn't she be afraid of breaking the heel and spraining her ankle
The silver-blue armor worn by the Green Moon Goddess almost made Lin Qi drool. The complicated silver-blue battleship is composed of hundreds of thousands of small parts. Every inch condenses the supreme artistic atmosphere of the elves. Every centimeter is exquisite, with countless complicated and beautiful patterns carved on it. This set of silver-blue armor that covers the whole body, only revealing the beautiful face of Queen Green Moon, exudes terrifying fluctuations of divine power. This is definitely a set of armor at the level of a major artifact! (To be continued.)