If it is a super sect, the rules at the gate of the mountain are the strictest, so naturally there will be no such slack situation, but such a place that is almost isolated from the world, such as the Tianya Ice Palace, except for the disciples of the sect who come in and out on their own, or The middle and high level of the sect went out to accept apprentices and returned from experience; after waiting for many years, no outsiders came; so the task of "guarding the mountain gate" is indeed the most boring and easiest task in the sect, even if you are so lazy, you can pass the time by fighting , and no one will comment.
The two little girls were fighting each other to the point of joy and joy; it's hard to call it a duel, because the two of them used their sword moves in a variety of strange and tricky ways, and they still laughed out loud from time to time, Rather than saying it is practicing swords, it is better to say it is playing tricks, which is more in line with the status quo.
Suddenly, a very gentle and clear voice came: "Excuse me, is this Tianya Ice Palace?"
It turned out to be a man's voice!
When the two girls heard the sound, they screamed and jumped back into the gate like frightened quails. After a long while, they raised their heads furtively and looked out, their black eyes rolling slyly.
Seeing this, Ye Xiao couldn't help but laugh.
This... is this the gatekeeper
Are you really trying to be cute here? !
Fortunately, it was me who came, if a beast really came... These two little girls would probably faint on the spot, and unknowingly turned into a Chinese meal, and disappeared without knowing why.
"You, you... are you a man?" The two little girls stared at Ye Xiao with exceptionally pure eyes, looked at Ye Xiao with some trepidation and curiosity, and asked a horrifying question that Ye Xiao couldn't even imagine to death.
"..." Ye Xiao had black lines all over his head.
Do I look like a woman
But for this plain and straightforward question, Ye Xiao really didn't know how to answer it directly, so he nodded.
"Wow, it's a man!" The two little girls actually jumped up, clapped each other, and jumped up: "So this is the man in the legend..."
Immediately scrambling to run out, looked around Ye Xiao up and down, and said in amazement: "So this is the so-called man... Let me see, let me see, how is it different from us?"
The two little girls looked Ye Xiao up and down longingly for a while, and asked weakly; "Man? Can we... touch you?"
touch me
Ye Xiao collapsed on the spot.
touch? Can I touch it casually
Where do you want to touch? What do you want to touch? Don't know if a man and a woman can kiss each other
Seeing the two little girls eagerly opening their hands, obviously about to try Tantan's hands, Ye Xiao almost wanted to call for help.
Heaven, earth, I never thought that I laughed at the monarch and everyone in the world laughed at the heroes of the world, and today I was forced to this position by two little girls.
With all kinds of emotion and helplessness, he simply shouted: "Jun Yinglian! Come out!"
This loud cry was not only extremely sudden, but the volume was like a thunderclap. It only shook the surrounding hundreds of miles of mountains and snow fell down like an avalanche.
The two little girls were startled when they saw such power, they jumped back a few steps with a "hu" and whispered to each other: "Men's voice is really loud. I heard that men are born stronger than women. It turns out that not only is she strong, but she also has a loud voice... "
"No, when he raised his head and yelled, there was a pimple popping out under his neck, we didn't have it, it was so ugly." Another little girl raised her head and touched her throat with her hands.
"Really... We really don't have one, fortunately we don't!" Another exclaimed as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Not only that, his chest is so flat, how awkward it looks..." The little girl looked proudly at her firm breasts.
"That's right, how can it be so flat? Even the weakest of our sisters is taller than him. So flat, how can I outline my body curve? Fortunately, I am not a man, or I would have hanged myself a long time ago, and I didn't live! "The other little girl pouted contemptuously.
"However, his skin is still good, smooth and delicate, and quite fair..." One of the little girls quietly opened his skirt and looked at it, and heaved a sigh of relief: "But it's still not as white as mine."
This is really domineering, I don't know if I'm really praising Ye Xiao, or I'm praising herself!
"Even you are whiter than him, so naturally you are not as white as me." The other also looked at it quietly.
Obviously, a mountain is still as high as a mountain, boasting that there are stronger players, it is worthy of guarding the gate together, with the same mentality.
"Hey, his waist is so thick, how can it be as slender and exquisite as ours, so easy to hold." A comment.
"That's right, why is it so thick, what can it be used for!" Another disdainful.
"Hey, his butt is quite straight and upturned. I don't know how it feels to the touch, does it feel good..."
"Really, it's really good, I really want to touch it..."
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Ye Xiao couldn't listen anymore.
Is there a point to this commentary? It doesn't seem to matter much, I have already discussed my ass...
Want to touch it, how does it feel? !
If... I really get to know each other well, then it's time to discuss my part
What's wrong with Lao Tzu's thicker waist, shouldn't men be thick-backed? If the waist is not strong enough, then what to do... that's what, that's what!
help!
Fortunately, after a while, countless figures flew over among the continuous pavilions and palaces in the palace.
I don't know how many years it has been since no one dared to yell like this in Tianya Ice Palace
Let's see who is so bold!
There was only one figure in the lead, whose face was full of power and excitement, like a shooting star chasing the moon, or a flying fairy flying out of the sky, he hurried across a distance of hundreds of feet, and landed in front of the gate of the ice palace with a whoosh.
It is also in front of Ye Xiao.
For a moment, Ye Xiao's eyes showed confusion and trance.
It seems that this moment has returned to the scene in memory...
Thousands of miles of ice and snow, thousands of miles of frost; a beautiful woman of a generation, dressed in white clothes better than snow, with hair like a waterfall, flew from afar, stood in front of her, and looked at her obsessively.
Ye Xiao's mind was in a trance for some reason, and he couldn't tell the past from the present.
At this moment, Jun Yinglian was standing quietly in front of him, looking at his current appearance, his eyes were full of affection; moreover, there was a little bit of surprise and surprise.
After a while, another seventeen or eighteen figures appeared in the field like flying, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Ye Xiao's face.
Suddenly there was a series of exclamations.
"Laughing Monarch?!"
"Ye Xiao?!"
"My God..."
"Isn't he dead?"
"What's going on? Is the resurrection of the dead?"
"Sick... Am I dreaming..."
Everyone's eyeballs were almost protruding, panic, horror, fear, horror... all kinds of surprise emotions.