Immediately, a realization came to a certain cat's heart: this guy, he didn't mean that, did he? !
"I'm a cat, at least it looks like that! Have you ever seen a cat eating steamed buns?" Erhuo really wanted to slap this plate of steamed buns on Ye Xiao's face.
Who is the second product
To feed a newborn cat with steamed buns...
This can only be done by the purest second-hand goods.
"Second goods!" Ye Xiao said.
Erhuo drooped his ears and ignored him, pretending he didn't hear it.
"Second goods!" Ye Xiao called again.
Still ignore.
Ye Xiao continued to yell like he was half addicted.
"Second goods!" "Second goods!" "Second goods!"...
This is the name your master gave you. If you dare not agree, I will keep calling you.
until you say yes.
See who is more stubborn than whom? !
When Ye Xiao finally called out seventy-nine times, Erhuo finally raised his head, and Wan Er let out a helpless "meow" with all his strength. It can be seen that if he doesn't agree, this guy can keep calling him by name without saying anything to him forever!
That's all, my lord is afraid of you... You are a stickler!
"Second goods!" Ye Xiao called again.
"Meow." Erhuo hurriedly agreed with his head downcast.
Lord, don't keep shouting, even if you don't bother me, I'm going to collapse...
"Second goods, are you hungry? Do you want to eat steamed buns, you don't eat steamed buns? Is it because you are not hungry, or you don't eat steamed buns!" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow… "
"You can't just meow. You have to make it clear whether you are eating or not. If you don't make it clear, how will I know whether you are eating or not? Only when you make it clear can I know whether you are eating or not." To eat or not to eat…”
Damn meow, how can this bastard be so wordy, do you dare to be more wordy, I will bear it!
"Meow meow!"
"Well, I know, you don't eat steamed buns, so you eat beef?"
"Meow?!"
"Eat mutton?"
"Meow?!"
"Eat pork?"
"Meow..." Erhuo was completely speechless.
I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy, why would I have such a master.
God, open your eyes and send down an extinct thunderbolt to strike this bastard to death!
Ye Xiaowu continued to ask enthusiastically: "How about eating horse meat?"
"Meow~~~~" Erhuo covered his face with his two paws, turning his belly over in pain. My belly was bulging; I really didn't know what to say.
Besides meat... can you say anything else? Can wood can? !
"Eat donkey meat?" Ye Xiao asked enthusiastically.
"Meow~ow~"
"Damn, why are you so difficult to serve, you don't eat this or that, what do you eat? Cannibalism?" Ye Xiao asked madly.
Erhuo finally couldn't bear it, suddenly a Gulu stood up, the cat's eyes were very humane, staring at Ye Xiao with disdain, and said tenderly: "Idiot! I eat fish! I eat fish!"
Ye Xiao immediately slapped him across the face: "You fucking can talk but didn't say it earlier? Meow, meow, what meow! Are you playing with my personality?!"
Erhuo was caught off guard, and was immediately slapped to the ground, rolling around several times in a murmur; he was stunned for a moment, and then the hair all over his body exploded.
"Meow~~~" Erhuo's anger grew from the heart to the gallbladder, and the fur was soaring to the sky!
How dare you beat my lord.
Just as he was about to attack, Ye Xiao slapped him again: "Meow what? You still don't accept the beating? You dare to bark your teeth at me, don't you? Can't you speak normally? You have to meow... who can listen? Can I understand your meow? Believe it or not, I changed your name to cat shit!"
Hearing the words, the Erhuo adult was even more furious, he jumped up, waving his two little paws, showing the anger filled with righteous indignation; his mouth was also meowing with excitement; but, he was grabbed by Ye Xiao immediately The fur on the back of the head was pulled, and the whole thing was pulled up.
So, in an instant, a certain cat turned into a hollowed out sack, hanging limply in the air, with all four paws hanging down, like a prisoner who has committed a crime and is waiting for trial.
This is the most irresistible vital part of a cat's body. Once someone grabs that piece of fur on the back of its neck, it will be a great skill, and it cannot be used.
Erhuo was picked up by Ye Xiao, and the flaring teeth and claws that were about to explode suddenly turned into a cute and pitiful one, with a small head lowered, but his eyes kept turning up, wanting to see Ye Xiao's face, expressing Willingness to beg for mercy.
My lord is really too careless...
Ye Xiao dangled Erhuo in his hand, and tapped Erhuo's wet and small nose with one finger: "Is it still meowing? Say, have you taken it? Have you taken it?" How dare you show your temper with your master! You are so bold! Say, do you want to change the name to Cat Shit?!"
Erhuo's limbs were drooping, his head was drooping, and he was caught at the vitals. Not only could he not struggle at all, he could not move at all, pitifully, like a salted fish that had been dried and hung up...
Huh... think of salted fish;
Erhuo was suddenly being carried like this, and his saliva flowed out.
"Meow... I want to eat fish... I will eat fish..."
Erhuo's heart was already in tears at this moment.
"Say, are you convinced?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow~~" A certain cat looked pitiful.
"Are you convinced? Or are you not convinced?"
"Meow… "
Under the strong coercion of Marshal Ye, the two humiliated and signed the alliance under the city.
For example, you must be obedient, for example, you must obey your master; for example, you can speak with your mind even if you don’t open your mouth when there is no one around, but you must not meow!
On the contrary, when there are people, you must meow! Can't talk!
There are several clauses like this, many unequal jumps...
Ye Xiaoyi chased the poor bandits with his remaining courage, took advantage of the victory and pursued them, and signed all conceivable conditions into a treaty.
In the end, Lian' had something delicious and gave it to the master first! If you have something fun, let the master play first...' These unbelievable conditions, which are completely unattainable on the table, are forced to bow their heads and agree...
Even after being put down by Ye Xiao, Erhuo was still in a listless state, pretending to be dead on the ground.
I'm sorry woo meow...
How could someone treat the lovely Ben like this? !
This guy is really disgusting, meow...
Seeing this little guy pretending to be dead, Ye Xiao didn't care, he held it in his hands and stroked it casually, no matter how much he teased him, the bastard just didn't raise his head or open his eyes, hum, you offended me so much, I don't want it Pay attention to you!
This meow is also a dignified meow!
It's eyes are huddled in Ye Xiao's arms, and a snow-white paw is unconsciously smoothing its own beard; it looks sick and motionless, but it is thinking in its heart: what should be used, what method should be used , to regain their own sovereignty
Is it possible
Is there any hope
Meow... I am so worried...