Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Chapter 432: The Cult of Hercules

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As soon as this red banner was put out, the lottery shop became popular!

The cause of the matter was a gambler. After watching this friendly match between Marriott and Feiniu, he still remembered the slogan before Feiniu launched a counterattack, which was the four words "for the young master". It just so happens that this guy is an absolute fan of Hong Dali. He really likes what Hong Dali often says: "Strength can produce miracles." So before buying the lottery ticket, he shouted loudly: "For the sake of the young master, great effort can produce miracles!"

This needs to be publicized, and then it must be promoted with red banners!

"Believe in the young master and gain eternal life. After death, you will be resurrected in the same place with full blood and BUFF! For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles!"

"Believe in the young master and don't fail the exam. The young master is a pure man, a real man of iron and blood. A good brother to the people, a good father and a son. He can stand people in his fists and move horses in his arms! He can kill chickens at one year old and build airplanes at three years old. At five years old He drove a tank and wore iron clothes at the age of six. He felt lonely due to his boundless strength and felt bored and retired from the world. He raised his head and silently looked at the green mountains, and all the wild beasts in the mountains howled. The young master has since become a myth, and stories have been passed down through the ages - for the sake of the young master, he worked hard to achieve miracles! "

"Young Master, give me a baby. My husband and I have been married for six years and have been childless. I hope you will bless me and work hard for your sake!" Of course, no one can say the specific effect...

The last few people quietly decided to make a small profit first. After all, these guys were released from prison by the young master, so they must be obedient. It would be careless to tell them not to tell them...

The Feiniu basketball team's advertising campaign is in full swing, and the number of searches for Feiniu on the Internet is also rising.

"Young Master, I am a hard-working farmer. It has not rained here for half a month. Please give me some rain. For your sake, please work hard to achieve miracles!" Then it was said that it really happened the next day. It's raining…

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the people in front of her: "Um... sir, can you wait until their hair grows out before we study this issue? And our young master always doesn't like product placement..." Such five bald men who had just come out of prison Are you asking them to endorse shampoo

Ling Xiaoyi held the phone and looked at Xiaodao and the other five people standing in front of her. She expressed that she was very depressed. The more she answered the phone, the more depressed she became...

Da Fei: "This is a materialistic championship era, and everyone is walking in a hurry. There are few head coaches who don't shout and run outside the court. When the players are drunk, they even hold the hand of the Hercules Cup. Everyone is injured. Not enough , the arena is full of big dogs, even the men in heaven use Feirou to wash their hair. I am Da Fei, I only use Fei Rou." Da Fei scored 16 points in that game, the fat man flying on the grass It has to leave a deep impression on the audience. So on his head with only two millimeters of hair, the hair looked so fresh and clean...

"Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I am from XXX company..."

"Hello, I am the president of Jingbao Food Company. I would like to invite a few football stars... Ah, don't get me wrong, anyone is welcome. Ask them to endorse our company's newly launched Jingbao steamed buns. Our company can pay for the endorsement price. Fifteen million, I wonder if Miss Xiaoyi can help us put in a few nice words in front of the young master... "

In the end, the more rumors spread, the more mysterious it became. It was just a myth and legend—

So much so that one person passed it on to another, and in the end, the most awesome thing about asking the young master to be possessed by his soul came up -

If there were people who had not joined the Cult of Hercules, it would look like this—

"Hurry up and worship the young master. It's better than worshiping the God of Wealth! People in our church worship every day, and now there are winners every day. Ah, of course, my heart is still not religious enough. I didn't win the lottery, but when I drink a drink, it's almost Four or five times out of ten, the answer is 'one more bottle', which is very clever!"

"Hercules, please wish me to meet a beautiful woman on a blind date tomorrow. I kneel down to you! For the sake of the young master, my strength will work wonders!"

But the problem is that the guy who shouted "For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve a miracle!" actually got it! And won a grand prize of 1.3 million!

"Young Master, please wish me to pass the interview tomorrow. If I don't pass, I will starve to death. I hope the examiner of the interview will find me pleasing and work hard to achieve a miracle for the sake of Young Master!"

"You domineering and pure man is our guiding light, our Noah's Ark, and our Jesus Christ Tathagata Buddha. For the sake of the young master, he will work hard to perform miracles!"

"Learn from me. For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles!"

Then someone posted this matter on the Internet, with the title "For the sake of the young master, a miracle happened with great strength, a miracle really happened!" ", and then attracted countless people to watch, so many people imitated it, saying such a thing before buying lottery tickets, and even bathing and changing clothes, burning incense and worshiping Dali, and then this matter became more and more popular. Two days later, Hercules, the first religion in heaven, appeared on the Internet...

Three Fatty: "Double drink of beer, two in one drink. I keep drinking it!" What was displayed on the screen was his classic double drink of beer, so all the sports fans in heaven who watched this advertisement drank beer the most. What he said was: "Boss, let's do a double violence! It's not a good time to be violent!"

Qiange Post Bar, Hercules Cult Bar, Man Tie Bar are full of posts like this -

In fact, this is nothing at all. Almost anything Hong Dali does can become a hit, and this has long been accepted by people.

So the owner of the lottery shop made a huge banner that read, "The winner shouted 'for the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve a miracle', and a miracle actually happened. Warmly celebrate the release of our first 1.3 million grand prize!"

"I have been drinking this drink for so many years since I was a kid. This is the first time I have got another bottle in a row. Thank you to the young master, thank you to CCTV, thank you to Kiribati for organizing the foundation, thank you... for the sake of the young master, you work hard to achieve miracles!"

Then the other person will always answer like this: "I have paid my respects. For the sake of the young master, I will work hard to achieve miracles!"

So soon, a series of advertisements appeared on TV -

In the Cult of Hercules, the followers do not have any requirements. The only spontaneous action is that whenever they need good luck - such as interviews, blind dates, exams, etc., they will bathe and change clothes, burn incense and pray to Hercules before doing so. Then often good luck does come.

These people were completely devoted to Hong Dali, and soon the Hercules Cult grew to a scale of hundreds of thousands, and it was still growing. People who join the Cult of Hercules try their best to imitate Hong Dali in their daily behavior. Being confused is their code of conduct. When they encounter stray cats and dogs, they kindly feed them something. That is their basic behavior. Not being fussy is the basic requirement - don't mention it. The luck index and happiness index of these people really increased rapidly, so the spread became more and more popular, and the number of people increased...

Almost all the people who came to buy lottery tickets later would shout "For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve a miracle" before buying lottery tickets. Then, as expected, the winning rate soared. Although it was not as exaggerated as the first person who won 1.3 million, it was only a few dollars. It is not uncommon to see ten yuan, hundreds or thousands of yuan.

"Really or not? Such an exaggeration? How can I add it?"

Although this nickname is obscene, it is easy to remember...

"Miss Xiaoyi, please agree to endorse our Shuangbao Beer. Yesterday, the three fat guys of your Feiniu basketball team practiced for two blues. This is very close to the meaning of our Shuangbao Beer. Don't worry, the endorsement fee will definitely not If it’s less, 12 million, please agree!”

Ling Xiaoyi looked at these people - among these super unique guys, who is suitable to endorse this hot little steamed bun...

In reality, the Hercules Cult spreads so fast that when acquaintances meet, they will give a "you know" look, then smile obscenely, and say hello in a low voice: "Have you worshiped today?"

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the three fat guys... Well, you can tell from his appearance that he can drink!

This incident spread quickly, and not long after, people in the community gathered around curiously: "What are those people doing? They burn incense before buying lottery tickets? They also yelled, 'For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles'. What on earth are these people doing?" What's going on?" Then someone who understood explained to him: "You don't understand this, do you? The one who won 1.3 million in the first two days, before buying the lottery ticket, he shouted, 'For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles' , and I really won! Nowadays, everyone who comes here to buy lottery tickets has to shout like this. Some pious people will also burn incense and pray to the young master to bless him and win the lottery. Don’t tell me, it’s really effective... "

At the beginning, the Hercules Cult had only a few hundred members, but within a few days it had grown to more than 3,000 people. After that, it became more and more popular, and the number of people began to grow by the tens of thousands, with participants ranging from student civil servants to government cadres. From farmers to handicraftsmen, it can be said that there is everything.

This incident was firmly remembered by the owner of the lottery shop at first. Such a clear example must have left a deep impression on him. Originally, the owner of the lottery shop did not take it too seriously. People who buy lottery tickets are more superstitious. Yes, there are people who lose the God of Wealth when buying lottery tickets.

Sidezi: "Noodles was furious when the steamed buns flattened him. He was dissatisfied, so he came to ask the steamed buns for an argument, but was beaten again by the steamed buns. On the way home, when he saw the hot little steamed buns, the noodles went up to him and hit him. He scolded: "I can't beat you, but I still beat you." But your son?" Sidezi looks very wretched. The endorsement of this hot little steamed bun, especially with his extremely wretched little eyes, can definitely make people associate the hot little steamed bun with the little steamed bun on a woman. —So the hot little steamed bun soon got a nickname: the wretched little steamed bun...

In fact, under normal circumstances, you must not agree to accept advertising endorsements, but the young master has offered these people an annual salary of five million, especially the young master has obviously become more and more prodigal recently. The young master is not willing to make money, but they secretly It should be fine to transfer the money into the young master’s account. The key is that the young master never looks at how much money is in the card...

The problem is that this time it’s a bit big.

Then this guy won 1.3 million...

"Is this Miss Xiaoyi? I am the sales director of Feirou Shampoo Company. I would like to ask the members of the Feiniu basketball team to help me advertise the shampoo. Is it possible?" said the other person on the phone.

These are just the general ones, there are also more exaggerated and more reliable ones -