"Excuse me, is Minister Itla here? Regarding the fake video of Iron Warrior, what does Minister Itla think?" "Excuse me, regarding the fact that Iron Warrior is fake, is this Minister Itla trying to mislead our people and achieve some kind of What's the purpose?" "Hello, may I ask..."
How about saying that he never slaps Hong Dali in the face? This guy really never slaps him in the face - there are people who slap him in the face anyway...
"Minister Salon, those reporters outside now..." The secretary answered the phone and reminded again anxiously: "You'd better find a way to deal with the reporters first, they are about to rush in!"
But who would have thought that this video was released just two days ago! It’s only been two days since that damn guy came out and exposed the commentary!
The secretary swallowed hard. Today's scene was a bit big... I have to say that he was quite quick-witted. Since it was a big scene, he went to sea and said, "I don't know about the Iron Warrior video, so Part of me doesn't quite understand what's going on. But..." When he said this, he tried to think of what he had said during the discussion between Salon and Itla before, and said, "Because the robot technology of the Kingdom of Heaven is not willing to be shared. So we need to impose small sanctions on them. Many rare metals of the Kingdom of Heaven need to be imported from the United States, so currently we need to cut off the import channels to contain the Kingdom of Heaven... "
How dare you treat reporters like flies! This is intolerable! Jeanswest secretly decided that today’s secret photo must be posted online! It depends on what they have to say!
Hahahaha, it seems like I got a big harvest today!
Secretary: "Gentlemen, please give way. My stomach hurts a little. I need to go to the bathroom first."
This is going to be a big problem. Originally, the public's attention had always been on Iron Warrior, but this time it became even more popular, and even if they wanted to block the news, they couldn't...
"Minister Salon!" The secretary rushed in again and said, "Reporters outside asked for interviews, but they have completely blocked this place! We have dispatched guards now, but I'm afraid... "
"FUCK!" Salon yelled: "Can't Hong Dali just stay at home? And that Angel of Doom, isn't his curse always effective? Why did it fail this time?!"
"Haha, I really caught you!" Jeansweis, who was hiding in the ceiling, was full of joy: "There must be big news this time!"
Well, now the fun is great. This is like being slapped in the face. Not to mention the slap in the face, the most important thing is that there is no chance to refute. This is very, very uncomfortable...
Cutting off the rare metal import channels of the Kingdom of Heaven is big news!
There was another crazy slap. As a result, at this moment, there was a sudden "boom" sound, and the whole WC trembled. The toilet actually exploded, and countless colored liquids spurted out, covering the entire bathroom. !
"Sa... Minister Salon..." The secretary swallowed hard: "The Angel of Doom said... said... that all the people in our military department are pig heads, and told us to eat... eat shit..."
You became jealous and jealous, and then directly asked someone to borrow a car worth 300,000 yuan, sat in the driver's seat and took a photo, and then told the person that a car worth 200,000 yuan was nothing. The one my family bought was 300,000 yuan.
Fortunately, it didn't take long before he had no time to be dazed - a large number of reporters, hundreds of them, poured in...
And the facts proved that his choice was very correct. In just over three hours, Janes saw Defense Minister Itla enter the bathroom angrily.
In stock! Sure enough, it’s in stock! Hahaha, today is really the right time!
In the United States, competition is fierce in all walks of life, and journalism is certainly no exception.
"I have a headache." Salon rubbed his temples fiercely: "We hyped the Iron Warriors too much before, but this time it was exposed, and we really lost face. These reporters are really afraid that the world will not be in chaos. , all of them should be taken out and shot! Shot!"
Huh... I'm done fooling around. These two items should be heavy enough, and it seems that Minister Itla and Minister Salon also mentioned it when they discussed it before. No matter how much, let's block this matter first and talk about the rest. …I don’t care anymore!
The whole scene was a mess, and the secretary was overwhelmed. In the end, a smart man shouted through a loudspeaker: "Everyone, please be quiet. I have met this gentleman. He is the secretary of Minister Itla. Let's listen to what he said. .”
Of course, there is always a big difference between reality and dreams, and Salon is also very helpless.
At this moment, there was a flushing sound. It should have been that Itla had finished relieving himself and flushed the toilet, but he didn't want to. Soon he started to curse again: "Ahhh! This damn toilet is messing up! It's messing up! The sewer pipes Why is it blocked! Why!"
…
"He... His fault! His fault!" Salon kicked the coffee table over angrily: "These damn pig heads! All of them must be taken out and shot!" Of course, we don't have to say whether to shoot or not, but hurry up first. People have to find a way to leave, so Salon covered his stomach and said, "Please help me deal with the reporters first. I have a stomachache. Go to the WC first!"
"Huh? Minister Salon? Minister Salon?!" Seeing Salon hurriedly running away from WC, the secretary was a little confused for a moment.
But the problem is that there is a big flaw in this photo. A very obvious mark on the car was also included in the photo, and was recognized by the person who bought the car for 200,000 yuan: " Isn’t it? Isn’t this so-and-so’s car? I’ve seen that mark there!”
Soon the scene became quiet.
In fact, it's no wonder that Yitra's urine escape is now in a state of disgrace outside the Hexagonal Building.
Jeanswest is so exciting. This is a big event. If it were you, you wouldn't be able to leave, right
At this time, Itra angrily entered a small private room and prepared to defecate. This section was of little value, but Jeansweis felt that he should observe it for a while, and it turned out that his intuition was indeed quite correct. —After a while, another person sneaked in. Jeanswept knew him, Salon, the Secretary of the National Security Agency of the United States!
This is like hearing someone say that my family bought a new car for 200,000 yuan.
This kind of mentality is very normal. It is easy for people to have a desire to compare. This is nothing.
At this time, I only heard the secretary continue: "In addition, our Minister Itla has decided to conduct a military exercise. The specific date has not yet been determined. What I can reveal is that this military exercise we will use a lot of the world's latest weapons. Weapons made with technology, including rail guns, the latest Fighting Falcon fighter jets, etc., please look forward to it."
The people were passionate and held demonstrations with signs. Reporters were waiting to interview important military figures about this matter. After all, Iron Warrior was so popular before, and now that it has been exposed, it will definitely make headlines!
Sure enough, as soon as Yitra entered the bathroom, he kicked everything violently: "Hong Dali! Damn Hong Dali! Why, why is this guy doing this? Let's do it right, WHY!"
"I'll eat his head!" Salon roared loudly: "I don't believe in any bad luck curse anymore! We in the United States have raised him for so long in vain and given him such a high salary! What's the result? He doesn't even have a single cent. It didn’t work! It didn’t work! He called us pig heads and told us to eat shit, why didn’t he die! Angel of doom! Fart! He should be pulled out and shot! He must be shot!"
At this time, Salon was heard shouting and cursing while taking advantage of himself: "Damn Hong Dali, you've made me miserable, I really should be taken out and shot! Shot!" Itla's voice came from inside: "Are you here too? Let’s stay here for a while, don’t go out yet, those damn reporters outside, they are as annoying as flies! Disgusting!”
This matter happened too urgently. In fact, it was nothing to be exposed as a fake video. It was not a big deal in the first place. There are always a lot of gangster scenes in Hollywood movies. In fact, if the audience actually discovers it, it just adds a little more laughter.
"But, Minister Salon, what should we do now?" The secretary was sweating profusely and said anxiously: "If we don't think of a way, they will rush in! By then, they won't be able to leave even if they want to!"
As a press reporter for the "American Military News", Jeansweis has always looked down upon his colleagues - what good news can those idiots block the door ask for? It is estimated that the real owner has been hiding for a long time, and what they have obtained is the information that is generally easy to know.
It wasn't until this moment that Jeanswes noticed a sign hanging on the bathroom door - "Hey, dear, if you want to hide in the bathroom, you will pay the price, you bunch of pig heads that embarrass the United States!"
Regarding the matter of Iron Warrior, Salon did not expect that a video could hide it for a lifetime. His original intention was actually to overshadow the popularity of Hong Dali Robot. The public has such an inertia, that is, they talk about it when it first becomes popular, but soon, as long as something else comes up, it is easy to divert their attention, so that the original storm of public opinion can be completely suppressed. Go down.
Countless American citizens blocked the gates, held signs high, and were demonstrating. Those signs read slogans such as "Death to all the people in the military", "You pigheads", "The face of the United States has been disgraced", etc. The meaning is very obvious. You trash, this time you not only deceived us. The masses have shamed themselves into the world. Let’s die and apologize!
After hearing the secretary's reminder, Salon, who had been roaring, fell completely silent this time.
His choice was to rely on his keenest sense of smell. When the Iron Warrior reveal video was posted online and he discovered it, in less than three hours, he used his connections to sneak into the bathroom of the Hexagon Building as quickly as possible. , the latest model of pinhole camera was set up. Because he believed that Defense Minister Itla would be very upset when he heard that Iron Warriors had been exposed, so hiding in WC would be a very good choice.
Therefore, the fake video of Iron Warrior has overcome the initial rumors. When the time comes, all video websites will be notified to block the news, and everything will be easy to handle once the public enthusiasm subsides. As for exchanging Robot Man technology with Heaven, we can talk about that slowly.
As an ace for more than 20 years, Jeanswest will not take the usual path.