Wen Xinya squatted on the ground, holding her stomach with her hands, laughing so hard that her intestines were tied and tears were streaming. She had never expected that when these non-humans around Si Yiyan gathered together, it would be so funny. Even the always "pretentious" ghost Gu Yuexi became real.
The chaos finally ended with warm and elegant laughter.
"Sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for such a long time. Do you miss me?" The sister-in-law even missed the queen, so it goes without saying that she would miss him.
Si Yiyan's face, which had turned from cloudy to sunny, showed signs of turning cloudy again.
Seeing that the boss's face was still a little dark, Xu Xianghu's instinct to seek profit and avoid harm made him almost subconsciously move closer to his younger sister-in-law. Ever since they had a younger sister-in-law, Xu Xianghu's beast instinct told him that in the entire Lucifer, only his younger sister-in-law's side was the safest, which was why he always liked to move closer to his younger sister-in-law.
This is the instinct of wild animals to seek benefits and avoid harm.
But is this really the outcome
Of course not.
How can wild beasts, which are single-celled animals with low IQ, understand that there is an emotion in this world that cannot be fully expressed by scientific theory, and that is jealousy!
The approach of any male creature may cause someone to become jealous!
Please observe three minutes of silence for a simple-minded, well-developed, single-celled male creature.
Wen Xinya glanced at Xu Xianghu with a half-smile: "Little Tiger, do you want me to say I miss you, or do you want me to say I don't miss you?"
After saying that, Wen Xinya glanced at Si Yiyan out of the corner of her eye. Sure enough, Si Yiyan's expression was indifferent and cold. This was a precursor to the activation of his dark skills. She couldn't help but silently light 32 candles for Xu Xianghu in her heart.
Unfortunately, Xu Xianghu did not notice the sympathetic and pitying eyes in the room, and moved closer to Wen Xinya: "Sister-in-law, why do you ask like that? Of course, I hope you say you miss me!"
After saying that, he looked towards the queen beside his sister-in-law.
The queen was lying at the feet of her younger sister-in-law, getting close to her and enjoying her smooth hair.
Oh! I'm so envious, what can I do
I really want my sister-in-law to stroke my hair, what should I do
I am really envious of this stupid dog. What should I do
Yue Ze and Xu Xianghu have been partners for so many years, and the tacit understanding between the two has reached the point of telepathy. Seeing Yue Ze staring at his sister-in-law's soft and slender white hands on the queen's head, he has already guessed his inner monologue at this moment.
He couldn't help but cover his face: "I don't know this guy, I don't know this guy!"
The corner of Gu Yuehan's mouth twitched, and he quietly turned his face away to look at Jiu Shao.
Si Yiyan was sitting on the sofa, his cold eyebrows slanting into his temples, his narrow and long phoenix eyes with black pupils were dark and deep, like ancient ink, his eyes were filled with dark emotions, calm and yet dangerous like a whirlpool of storm.
The lips, which were not too dark in color, usually had a cool and thin tone, but at this moment, the corners of the lips were raised, revealing a seemingly nonchalant smile, but this smile set off the cold eyebrows, making her look even colder.
Wen Xinya smiled brightly: "Little Tiger, I haven't seen you for such a long time. You have fully mastered the skill of courting death. It is really a cause for celebration!"
After saying that, she patted Xu Xianghu's shoulder seriously.
He specifically deceives tigers for thousands of years without any explanation.
Gu Yuexi smiled more and more happily, and the pair of slender and slightly delicate eyes under the glasses narrowed slightly, with a sharp light: "It seems that I have trained well over the years!"
Xu Xianghu's beast-like instincts were innate, but it was also because of the various trainings he arranged that he was able to develop and utilize this instinct to the extreme. So Xu Xianghu's suicidal instinct today was also because his training was too successful.
Thinking of those inhumane trainings, Xu Xianghu's anus tightened, his whole body felt cold, and he shivered a few times.
Si Yiyan raised his eyebrows lightly: "Oh? I think you are not well trained. The training of body, reaction and intuition should be proportional to IQ, so I think you need to take the trouble to train them properly."
Mr. Xia Sijiu, you are definitely seeking revenge for personal gain!
Does your wife know that you are such a sinister person
After hearing this, Xu Xianghu's anus tightened and his body began to enter a first-level combat readiness state: "No, Boss, you can't do this to me. What did I do wrong that you have to be so cruel to me?"
He was almost covered in snot and tears, kneeling on the ground hugging Si Yiyan's legs.
Whenever Xu Xianghu thought about Gu Yuexi's perverted and torturing training methods, he felt goosebumps all over his body and his life was hopeless.
Wen Xinya looked at Xu Xianghu's sad and desperate eyes and his sorrowful face. The scene was so beautiful that she suddenly burst into laughter: "Are you sure, little tiger, are you sure you are not a professional fool for a living?"
When Xu Xianghu heard his beautiful, gentle, pure and kind sister-in-law say this about him, he was devastated: "Wow, sister-in-law, how could you do this to me..."
How could you do this to me...
This is what I—
for me-
Xu Xianghu's heart has entered a vicious cycle of infinite sadness.
The sadness is so great that it has already turned into a river!
Why am I always the one who's hurt!
Yue Ze: What? I am speechless!
Gu Yuehan: Normal people can never understand the world of funny people!
Wen Xinya couldn't help laughing, she looked at Si Yiyan and said, "He is so stupid that he is beyond redemption, do you think he can be saved?"
Little Tiger, are you really not the funny guy hired by the monkey
Si Yiyan raised his eyebrow, with a hint of indifference: "You have to believe in Gu Yuexi, he has the ability to turn decay into magic."
Therefore, he was always relieved to leave Xu Xianghu to Gu Yuexi.
Gu Yuexi had a gentle and harmless smile on her face: "Thank you Rex for your trust and praise! Don't worry, I will definitely not let you down."
After saying that, he glanced at Xu Xianghu who was still performing a funny act, and began to think in his mind how to train him to become a multicellular organism with a body, reaction, intuition, and IQ proportional to his abilities.
Wen Xinya looked at the unfinished smile on Gu Yuexi's face and couldn't help but shudder.
Nina, these cold and dark creatures like Guichu are indeed the most terrifying creatures in the world, no doubt about it.
Yue Ze couldn't help but look at Xu Xianghu, and silently lit 32 candles for him in his heart.
Gu Yuehan, the perverted brother, finally has a new toy!
Xu Xianghu's eyes widened in disbelief. He simply couldn't believe what he heard, and he began to howl at the top of his lungs: "Boss, why do I always get the shit done?"
Si Yiyan said calmly: "Because there is a way to die in this world, called - courting death!"