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Chapter 527: Tongue battle Jade Emperor

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"Brother Monkey!"

Marshal Tianpeng waved his hand towards the Great Sage excitedly. Usually he was very scared when he saw his monkey brother, but now he is really a relative!

Yang Jian and the Great Sage are naturally old rivals, and they are not at odds with each other.

The two looked at each other, and hot sparks burst out from both sides, and Yang Jian snorted coldly and raised his hand towards the Jade Emperor.

"uncle."

The Jade Emperor turned his head and glanced at him, then cast his gaze on the man in black robe.

After a long time, he looked at Yang Jian again and hummed.

"Do you still have my uncle in your eyes!"

"I also ask uncle to punish." Yang Jian buried his head deeply, and the great sage kept clapping his legs and laughing while watching, "I was originally a relative, and I'm still pretending to be here."

"Monkey, what are you talking about!"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows and scolded, and the Great Sage snorted with his hands pinched at his waist and his triangular eyes pulled with an air of fearlessness.

"What the hell, don't agree to fight!"

"You think I'm afraid of you!"

thump.

A halberd appeared in Yang Jian's hand in an instant, and the Ruyi golden hoop rod also appeared in the hand of the Great Sage at this time, just as the two were ready to start...

"This is the Lingxiao Palace, not a place where you can make trouble!"

The Jade Emperor reprimanded in a deep voice, and the Great Sage pouted and snorted.

"It's not like I haven't fought here before!"

"Okay, you two don't do it." The black-robed man next to him also spoke at this time, and the great sage gave him a suspicious look and said, "My old grandson has noticed you a long time ago, who are you!"

"Great Sage, have you forgotten me since you haven't seen it for a few days?"

While speaking, the man in black robe took off his hat.

"Yeah, brother, why did you come here?"

The Great Sage put away the golden cudgel and ran over, Ye Zichen grinned and replied.

"I heard that the Jade Emperor wanted to deal with these people, so I came up to help them beg for mercy."

"Heavenly Venerable!"

The God of Thunder and God of Wealth were also stunned for a moment, and soon they ignored the presence of the Jade Emperor, and moved towards Ye Zichen and chatted with each other.

"You still don't care about me, the Jade Emperor!"

The Jade Emperor stomped his feet angrily, and the immortals in the hall coughed twice and separated. The God of Wealth and Lei Zhenzi will return to their previous positions and take a penalty stand, while Yang Jian and Marshal Tianpeng also stand with their hands tied and bow their heads.

As for the saint...

He really did not take the Jade Emperor in his eyes.

It's time to eat, drink, play, and whether the Jade Emperor is angry or not, he just doesn't care.

"Jade Emperor."

Everyone stopped, and Ye Zichen raised his hand and arched towards the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor squinted at him for a moment, then walked to the seat of the Lingxiao Palace and blasted the monkey away, frowning.

"Who are you!"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding immortals glanced at Ye Zichen inexplicably.

The Jade Emperor didn't even know Tianzun

When Ye Yechen came, he thought that his identity would be revealed, but since he dared to come, he naturally wouldn't care about this meager status.

"In Xia Zichen, all the immortals in the heavenly court respectfully called me Wuming Tianzun!"

"You are the leader of the group?" Jade Emperor said in a deep voice, Ye Zichen nodded noncommittally, "Exactly!"

"Okay, then why are you here!"

"I came here to help them beg for mercy!" Ye Zichen smiled lightly and said, "Thunder God, God of Wealth, Yang Jian, and Marshal Tianpeng, they are indeed a little disrespectful to your words in the group, but this is based on your lack of openness. Big premise."

"So what!" Jade Emperor replied.

"You deliberately hide your identity so that people don't know it, in order to hide in it and see what the immortals around you are saying and doing! But you use a trumpet to pretend that they are immortals who have been famous for a long time in Heaven. How can they get used to you? Besides, have they ever said something about you in the group? It's the little prince who said it!"

Ye Zichen's face was full of solemnity, although he knew that the Jade Emperor was high, he had to explain this to him.

Thor and the God of Wealth have a good relationship with them, so it is impossible to just let them go.

dong dong.

Your intimacy with Thor has increased by 100, and the current intimacy is 200.

Ding dong.

The intimacy has been improved, and the intimacy between you and Thor is now trusted.

Ding dong.

The intimacy between you and the God of Wealth has increased by 100, and the current intimacy is 320.

The Great Sage couldn't help but nod his head, making up for the sword.

"Who said no, I want to pretend to be a little transparent and make a private visit, but I can't stand the ridicule of others. Or you can just open a large size, and your whole small size will not be sprayed, who owes you!"

"It's not their words that this emperor is angry with..." The Jade Emperor said sophistry.

"You are wrong again!"

Ye Zichen raised his right hand and raised his finger.

"First, have you ever seen them slacking off their work, and there can be any problems in guarding the heaven? Second, the group was established to promote the feelings of the immortals and create a good social environment in the heaven. Third, do you have the heaven? Recreational facilities? Immortals live forever, and wrangling in the group can be said to be a good way to kill time. Do you want them to live a boring life?"

"Boy, do you know who you are talking to!" The Jade Emperor's expression sank.

"Jade Emperor, the current Lord of the Three Realms," Ye Zichen replied indifferently.

"Then you are not afraid that I will execute you directly here?"

The Jade Emperor replied with a gloomy face, not counting the monkey, Heavenly Court has dared someone to touch its bad head for hundreds of thousands of years.

"The kid knows that the Jade Emperor is very righteous and can be the Lord of the Heavenly Court for millions of years. I don't think he is that kind of incompetent. Here, I just simply state my point of view. I have to hand it over to the Jade Emperor!"

Ye Zichen's words can be said to be very relaxed, and several immortals around can't help but raise their eyebrows.

Just this slogan has caught up with the old man Taibaijinxing!

"Ok."

These words are obviously very applicable to the Jade Emperor, he nodded lightly, touched his chin, and said.

"You are right, but you mentioned entertainment facilities just now... We have ditties to listen to and cards to play in Heaven. How can you say that we have no entertainment in Heaven?"

"Hmph, what's that!" Ye Zichen said disdainfully, "Doudizhu was originally founded by me, and the patent is still in my hands. As for the ditty you mentioned, isn't it just a few fairies dancing the ancient style there? , this performance system is too old! Besides, it's been like this for hundreds of thousands of years, aren't you tired of it?"

"Looks like you have a good entertainment program?"

The Jade Emperor smiled lightly, and Ye Zichen nodded firmly.

"Of course, if you don't say anything else, just say this song of yours, the method in my hands is thousands of centuries more advanced than his."

"How do you want this emperor to believe in you!"

As soon as the Jade Emperor finished speaking, Ye Zichen took out the phone. Back then, when he was a senior otaku, there were more than N dance videos of girls' groups in his mobile phone.

"Jade Emperor, how about we make a bet?"