Refuse to Marry the Demon Emperor: Lure and Pamper the Adorkable Concubine

Chapter 702: I also want to make a mushroom that keeps pace with the times

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"Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Just when Mu Xi and others felt a little headache, another aunt's voice came from outside the house.

They turned around, and the aunt walked in hurriedly, and stood in front of Shopkeeper Liu as soon as they entered the room.

"Who are you?" Chu Yi asked.

The aunt said: "What are you doing at my house?"

It turns out that this is shopkeeper Liu’s wife.

Chu Yi quickly said: "Auntie, we came here because we heard about Shopkeeper Liu. How did Shopkeeper Liu die before?"

"Bah, why did they die? My family is not dead!" The aunt drove them out angrily: "You guys leave quickly, don't stay here!"

Seeing the aunt's eyes twinkling and pretending to be strong, everyone felt a little unsure.

Shopkeeper Liu said quietly: "Why are you back again? I told you that I am a poisonous mushroom, so stay away from me."

This was obviously meant for the aunt.

When the aunt heard this, her eyes suddenly turned red. She sat down on the ground and cried loudly: "Damn it! How could it be like this! I am A Cui! How could you become like this? Don't you even recognize me? Already? We have been married for more than 20 years and have endured hardships with you here, how can you not recognize me!"

"Can you get married with mushrooms?" Shopkeeper Liu asked quietly.

Hearing this, the aunt was suddenly startled.

Shopkeeper Liu asked again: "Are you a female mushroom?"

Auntie: "..."

Mu Xi: "..."

She cried even harder.

Mu Xi thought for a while and took the initiative to help the person up.

"Auntie, can you tell us what happened?"

Perhaps it was because Mu Xi was well-behaved and a girl, which immediately soothed the aunt's heart.

The aunt cried and said: "This guy in my family worked in a trading company. I didn't know what the cultivator who was killed that day did... so I killed this guy in my family! When I saw him, he was already... already... on his body He was also a bloody mess... I scraped together some money and put a thick coffin for him and buried him, but... but... "

Just like Ouyang Lei's situation, shopkeeper Liu climbed out of the coffin himself and even climbed back home.

Aunt Liu was also frightened at the time, but after all, she was her husband for more than 20 years. The love in her heart was stronger than fear, so she took the initiative to approach Shopkeeper Liu.

Then it was discovered that Shopkeeper Liu was indeed still alive, and even the bloody injuries he had suffered previously had healed.

Originally, there was no comparison between mortals and cultivators. How could mortals resist the attacks of cultivators

But the strange thing is that shopkeeper Liu not only came back alive, but the bloody wounds on his body were also gone.

What should have been a happy moment made Aunt Liu heartbroken because of shopkeeper Liu's sudden change in temperament.

After shopkeeper Liu came back, he stayed under the bed all day, saying that he was a mushroom.

Aunt Liu wiped her tears: "I asked him to eat. He said he was a mushroom and he just needed to water it. So I gave him water... But he didn't drink. He said he just needed to pour water on his head. , he will absorb..."

Chu Yi: "..."

Mu Xi: "..."

If Mu Xi and Lou Jingxiao weren't here, Chu Yi would really have laughed.

Grandma, where did this mushroom essence come from? Do you want it to be so funny

But Aunt Liu couldn't laugh at all. She was heartbroken: "It's been three days. Look how thin he has become. He's been like this since he came back... How can this person not eat?"

Shopkeeper Liu's eyes were dark and his tone was erratic: "Have you ever seen mushrooms eat? Only humans eat."

Mu Xi: "..."

Aunt Liu cried even more heartbreakingly.

Seeing this, Mu Xi felt slightly weak in her heart.

She straightened her expression, walked over to Shopkeeper Liu and said, "I know, you are a mushroom."

Shopkeeper Liu's eyes lit up, and he felt vaguely happy to see that someone finally believed that he was a mushroom.

"Well, there are very few mushrooms that can live for more than forty years like me. I am a rare mushroom." He said, very proudly.

Mu Xi said: "You must not know that new varieties of mushrooms have recently emerged. Not only can they absorb the essence of the sun and moon like other mushrooms, they can also eat human food."

"Really?" Shopkeeper Liu was quite incredulous.

"Of course, as a mushroom, you are already behind the times."

Shopkeeper Liu was shocked.

"Aren't you embarrassed about mushrooms that can't keep up with the times?" Mu Xi asked.

Shopkeeper Liu suddenly felt hopeless: "I, I also want to make a mushroom that keeps pace with the times."

Mu Xi said: "Then you must eat human food from now on, otherwise you will be eliminated by the mushroom race."

Shopkeeper Liu: "But, I don't know where there is human food..."

Mu Xi looked at Aunt Liu.

Aunt Liu immediately understood and said quickly: "Yes, yes! I'll go get it right away. I've already made a lot of it!"

Aunt Liu went away happily.

Mu Xi turned to Shopkeeper Liu and said, "You are an artificially cultivated mushroom. That Aunt Liu just now is the master who cultivated you. If she feeds you, you have to accept it. Otherwise, you will be a shame to the mushroom world. Do you understand?" ?”

How could Shopkeeper Liu be willing to be a shame to the mushroom world? I decided right away that I must eat well and make mushrooms that keep pace with the times!

Seeing that shopkeeper Liu was finally willing to eat, Aunt Liu was even more grateful to Mu Xi.

After confirming that shopkeeper Liu was not a demon cultivator, they left.

When leaving, Lou Jingxiao suddenly said: "Xiao Xi'er, what you just said... is it quite strange?"

Mu Xi said, "Don't you understand well?"

Lou Jingxiao raised his eyebrows: "Although it's a bit weird, it shouldn't be difficult to understand, but... what does 'artificial cultivation' and 'advancing with the times' mean?"

What Mu Xi said just now was too strange.

Mu Xi looked at Lou Jingxiao and said, "Brother Jingxiao, do you feel anything is wrong?"

"Of course, there was something wrong with Xiao Xi'er just now."

"Even you feel something is wrong and can't understand what I'm saying. Why can Shopkeeper Liu understand it?"

Hearing this, Lou Jingxiao narrowed his eyes.

Chu Yi also suddenly realized: "Yes, my subordinates didn't understand what the madam just said, so how could Shopkeeper Liu understand it if he has an abnormal brain? Could it be that... does this mean that only people with abnormal brains can understand?"

Lou Jingxiao looked at him with a half-smile.

Chu Yi quickly shut up. He didn't mean anything else. He definitely didn't mean that the lady was not normal!

They didn't understand, but Mu Xi understood very well that a modern person would definitely understand what she just said.

But shopkeeper Liu also understands.

Could it be that after his resurrection from the dead, the soul of a modern person was resurrected in him

"So many people are coming back from the dead..."

After resurrecting from the dead, my brain and memory became so abnormal. This is definitely not an ordinary thing!