The encyclopedia who can adapt quickly to wherever he goes says, what the hell is introspection
Why do we need to reflect? Did he do anything wrong
Not really!
As for why the King of Hell asked him to come to Naihe Bridge to take over Meng Po's job
That must be because Po Meng didn’t do as well as him!
Look at how obedient these souls who are waiting to be reincarnated are after he comes to Naihe Bridge. How can they hand Po Meng bowls of them!
That's such a waste of time, isn't it
No wonder that when Po Meng was on duty, the souls in the Wangchuan River were congested, and the daily reincarnation rate was only half and half!
If I had let my brother come here to do Meng Po’s work earlier, he would definitely restore harmony to hell!
A long table was placed in front of the encyclopedia. The table was filled with dozens of bowls, and each bowl was filled with Meng Po soup.
The encyclopedia shouted loudly: "Limited exemption today! Limited exemption! Only today! After today, there will be no tomorrow! Perfect tonic soup! Do you want to be reincarnated as the second generation of rich people in your next life? Do you want to be reincarnated as the second generation of officials? Yes. Mountains of gold and silver or Mount Fuji? Do you want a harem of three thousand or a garden full of beauties? You will have all of these! You will have them all! As long as you drink the perfect soup, you don’t have to worry about the choice of reincarnation! Come on, everyone!”
A group of souls crowded on the Naihe Bridge, all with doubts in their eyes.
"What a perfect soup, isn't it Meng Po soup? If I drink it, will I forget what happened in the past? I don't want to!"
"I don't want to drink either. I want to remember my wife for the rest of my life. I promise my wife that I will be with her in the next life!"
"It's not easy for me to memorize the entire Four Books and Five Classics. After drinking Meng Po soup, I will forget everything! If I don't drink it, either I will be reincarnated directly, or I won't be reincarnated. I think I can live in hell." OK!"
The souls were talking a lot. Whether it was in the world or in hell, as long as it related to their own affairs, everyone would take it easy in their own interests.
Encyclopedia looked at those who were shouting the loudest, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, which disappeared in the blink of an eye.
He stood up, pointed at one of them and said, "What did you just say? You said you wanted to remember your wife for the rest of your life?"
"Yes!" The soul said loudly: "I promised my wife that I would be with her in the next life! I can't break my promise!"
Encyclopedia clicked his tongue twice: "Young man, you are still too naive. I want to ask you, is your wife beautiful?"
"Of course! My wife is the beauty of our village! The most beautiful! There were many people who liked my wife back then, but my wife didn't fall in love with them. She only married me. I have lived up to my vow to her!"
The encyclopedia said: "Since your wife is so beautiful, why don't you think about who will protect her after you die?"
The soul was immediately asked, yes, he is dead, who will protect his weak and beautiful wife
The encyclopedia added: "And you also said that your wife is a village beauty. How many people liked her at first, but your wife only married you. Think about it, how many people are still coveting your wife now?" ?Maybe they are waiting for you to die, take over your house, take away your wife, and then take away your children. Tsk, tsk, orphans and widows just fall into the hands of adulterers, day and night. #夜 Chenghuan, can you really tolerate being under another man?"
"No, it's impossible... My wife will not betray me... It's impossible..." The soul began to tremble.
"Of course your wife will not betray you, but she is just a weak woman. Without a man to protect her, she can only be bullied. Who can protect her? Who else can be there besides you?"
The soul was confused: "Yes, besides me, who else can protect my wife? Who else? No, no, no! I have to reincarnate quickly to protect her! I can't let her be bullied!"
Encyclopedia nodded: "That's right. I'm telling you, when I saw you just now, I saw that you are a person who has been in love for three lifetimes. Now that you are reincarnated, I don't know if you and your wife can have a vigorous love again. Why don't you still?" cherish?"
"Cherish, cherish! I cherish!" Without saying a word, the soul quickly picked up the Meng Po soup, drank it in one breath, and jumped into the pool of rebirth. No one else needed to urge him!
The encyclopedia was extremely satisfied.
Among that group of souls, a small voice asked: "He, he is reincarnated now... can he still be with his wife? His wife... must be in her twenties or thirties, right?"
When he was reincarnated, he was just born, so being someone else's son was enough, right
Encyclopedia said with a smile: "That's right, so I didn't lie to him. Now that he is reincarnated, if he can really get along with his wife, it will definitely be a 'robust' love." Yaoshou, the love between mother and son is so perverted! Vibrant enough, right? -The last sentence, Encyclopedia is hidden in my heart.
Those souls, look at me and I look at you, and feel that what the encyclopedia says is indeed what happened...
"And you." Encyclopedia pointed at one of them with a hatred of steel: "You said you just finished memorizing the Four Books and Five Classics and don't want to drink Meng Po Soup, because you are afraid that you will have to recite it again after reincarnation?"
"Yes!" the soul said loudly: "Anyway, I don't know how to drink Meng Po soup!"
The encyclopedia disdained: "You really have no ambition."
The soul was dissatisfied: "Why do I have no ambition?"
The encyclopedia said: "You even want to be reincarnated and want to endorse. Is this called ambitious? Do you know what your destiny is in the next life? You are the second generation of rich people! You are the second generation of officials! You still need endorsements? You will be the one who instructs others. You endorsed it instead of someone else asking you to endorse it. If not, what do you call lack of ambition?"
The soul didn't believe it: "Am I really destined to be blessed in my next life? I don't believe it!"
Encyclopedia shrugged: "Forget it if you don't believe it. A quota for a second-generation official was donated by someone else with one million taels before his death. Since you don't want it, since I accepted him one million taels, I just gave this quota to him." he."
"What?! I can still donate this?!"
"Of course." The encyclopedia said with a smile: "The second generation of officials has a quota of 1 million taels, and the second generation of rich people has a quota of 800,000 taels. If you want to be reincarnated with a better life, remember to entrust your family with a dream and ask them to send the money to In the Song family of Fuxi Kingdom, children and elders are not bullied, first come, first served!"
Souls: "..."
They are filled with grief and anger!
In this evil world, God is unfair!
Why do you have to suffer such unfair treatment in hell!
"So, do you still want to be reincarnated? If you don't want me, I'll give it to someone else." The encyclopedia finally concluded.
"I, I vote!" In order to fear that his future identity as a 'second-generation official' would be snatched away by others, the soul no longer hesitated and quickly drank the Meng Po soup.
Encyclopedia snorted in his heart, fighting with my brother? You are a little too young.
With the help of Encyclopedia, those souls who were unwilling to drink Meng Po Soup and be reincarnated were all treated submissively, and hundreds of souls died in a short time.
When the King of Hell saw it from a distance, there was something strange in his eyes.
This ability can fool people into making things crazy... There is no one except him.