Reincarnation: Demon Hunter

Chapter 1331: joke

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At the moment before dawn, Ye Qi woke up from his sleep - after entering the extraordinary realm, Ye Qi's sleep, which was already very little, became more and more scarce, basically only needing two to three hours of sleep a week Sleep is enough to support his vitality; and special creatures like liches only need one to two hours of rest within a month.

However, Ye Qi was different from the other legendary powerhouses in the Transcendent Realm; as long as time allowed, he would still sleep normally.

Of course, this normal is only for him.

After all, for ordinary people, just an hour of sleep after midnight is absolutely unbearable.

After waking up, Ye Qi sat cross-legged on the floor covered with wool felt. He didn't immediately enter into the practice of [Unnamed Technique], or continue to perceive the void, but put Yan Modao horizontally on his knees On the table, I took out a piece of flannelette that was kept moist in the [dimension bag], and wiped it gently—it was a piece of flannelette soaked in a special liquid, which was quite good for any metal.

To put it simply, it is an essential thing to maintain the knives - although the Yan Mo Knife, which is a sacred weapon, does not need to do this at all, but this does not prevent Ye Qi from doing so.

After waking up, about three to five minutes, the care of Yan Mo Dao is basically the beginning of Ye Qi's normal day - from the scabbard to the blade, the handle to the bell, every part is wiped carefully, and then, Carefully caressing more and more traces on the scabbard, trying his best to repair it.

Although there is no problem with Yan Mo Dao itself, the scabbard is not a holy weapon, and it does not have the characteristics of immortality. Even if it is made of fine gold, after years of fighting. There will also be damage, and some repairs are needed; what's more, this scabbard is only filled with some fine gold, and more of it is just fine iron.

As for the shark skin covered in the scabbard

It was already beyond repair, and Ye Qi's needlework was not outstanding. It is impossible to repair layer by layer; although I have thought about replacing it, I still gave up in the end.

Because, no matter how good the leather is, it cannot cope with his next battle.

At least, within ten years, his battle is an unavoidable situation.

Click!

The blade of Yan Modao slowly returned to the scabbard. With a crisp sound, the faint blue light disappeared from the basement, and some small marks on the scabbard also disappeared—it wasn't that Ye Qi had such excellent repair skills, but that the tower owner of the holy relic gave it to him. The material is excellent.

A liquid material exactly the same as Yan Mo Dao's scabbard, stored in a special bottle so that it will not freeze. When you need it, just take out a little and wipe it on, and after a while, it will be restored as new—simple, practical, and very convenient, even a layman can operate it proficiently.

Therefore, for the building and repairing skills of the tower owner of the holy object. Ye Qi was extremely impressed.

And just when Ye Qi was preparing to habitually use [Anonymous Technique] to carry out the necessary training, at the end of his [Blind Fighting Perception], on the edge of the limit, there was a wave of fluctuation, which almost wiped the entire body as soon as it appeared. The fluctuations covered by Luanzhi Town—undoubtedly, that kind of strong ripples can only be possessed by legendary powerhouses in the extraordinary realm.

Moreover, compared to the ordinary legendary powerhouse in the extraordinary realm, this one is even more powerful.

The opponent's speed is not fast, not running or galloping, but advancing at a constant speed. It's about the same speed as ordinary people's walking, and it's approaching straight here—although no more conclusions can be drawn, but the other party's 'upright' obviously has no malicious intentions.

However, due caution. Ye Qi did not let go.

His perception has been moving with the opponent's movement, and when the opponent stopped at the door of the Sandstorm Bar, he frowned—at this moment, even without [Blind Fighting Perception], his keen hearing can hear The other party was greeting Libes.

Moreover, it is obvious that this legendary powerhouse in the extraordinary realm is a regular visitor here.

After that, when Ye Qi was about to give up his perception of the other party and continue his own work, Libes came to the basement.

"Instructor, that lady just came!"

After entering the basement, Libes reported directly to Ye Qi.

'That lady' was the third very mysterious target listed when he was looking for Humane - although Humane had already found it, Ye Qi was still quite curious about this third very mysterious target, And after learning that the other party visited Luanzhi Town very regularly, he specifically told Libes and Sodick to inform him when the other party came.

Of course, Ye Qi didn't expect that the other party would be a legendary powerhouse in the extraordinary realm—in his original estimate, the other party was at most a Solar-level peak, or a lower-level Moon-level peak.

And his identity should also be a resident of the town on the other side—this was Ye Qi's original guess. After all, boys and girls all have an adventurous heart in their hearts. They leave their homes and go to a strange place to take risks. It's nothing more than normal.

However, the identity of the other party is obviously impossible now.

After all, a legendary strongman in the extraordinary realm would never come to Luanzhi Town even if he was going on an adventure; there are more suitable places on Lorant than here, whether it is the Thousand Marsh District, the Hailin District, or the The depths of this yellow sand area are all good choices.

"I want to meet this lady!"

The curiosity in his heart made Ye Qi say this.

"Okay, instructor!"

Libes was not surprised—when Ye Qi told him to pay more attention, this kind of meeting seemed to have been settled, and it was the kind that went with the flow.

So, after Libes nodded again, he returned to the bar.

At dawn, there were not many people in the bar, and after leaving aside the relevant personnel of the bar, the only one who could be called a guest was the mysterious lady.

Holding a glass of mead with blueberries, Libes winked at Sodick, and walked up while the latter nodded—

"Ma'am, if you don't mind, please try this... It's not a concoction, but it tastes pretty good!"

Libes put down the wine glass in a gentlemanly manner, and said slowly.

The mysterious lady took a sip, the transparent bar gently rippling in front of that clean chin, exuding a strange light, making the lady's entire face hidden behind the cloak. More and more, there is an indescribable beauty-mystery, always with a trace of pursuit that people can't give up easily.

However, both Libes and Sodick know what they should do, and they won't be seduced by such a mystery

Or rather, the mystery of the witcher itself. Give them some immunity.

As for the two waiters of very different sizes

They understand from the rich life experience in Luanzhi Town that the temptation brought by mystery is always accompanied by danger, so they keep them at a respectful distance.

"It's a bit sour, and the mead is not strong enough!"

A clear female voice like an oriole resounded from under the cloak. People can't help squinting their eyes - the nice voice and good-looking appearance are like a beautiful scenery, which always makes people linger; while the voice of the mysterious lady in front of them makes people want to take a look What kind of appearance is it that can be worthy of such an appearance.

but. Fortunately, everyone present has their own persistence.

None of them made such a move rashly.

"Are you closed today?"

The mysterious lady couldn't help asking after looking at Sodick and the two waiters who had retreated.

"No, it's just that there is a gentleman who wants to see you..." Libes stood beside the lady, explaining everything, "Of course, please don't get me wrong, this gentleman has noble qualities, he has no I won't embarrass you even if I'm malicious. I'm just curious!"

"What if I don't want to see you?"

The mysterious lady suddenly became unhappy.

"Of course, we won't force you!"

Liebes replied respectfully.

Libes didn't mean to deceive the lady, but the fact—the witcher, most of the time. I will not force others, especially when it is out of curiosity.

After all, it's not dark creatures, they can't be too concerned.

What's more, the other party will stay here for a while. If you want to meet by chance, there are really many opportunities; and the reason why Ye Qi sent the invitation is just because Ye Qi doesn't want to appear abrupt—according to Libes' description, the other party is not very temperamental. good presence.

After Libes finished speaking, he felt a sharp gaze on him. Although he couldn't see the other person's eyes, he could be sure that the gaze came from under the cloak and belonged to that person. Mysterious lady—Although he has admitted before that he is not the opponent of the opponent, but when the sharp eyes fell on him and he was unable to move, Libes understood the gap between the two sides.

Sweat dripped uncontrollably from his forehead and back.

And just when the sweat ran along the bridge of the nose and was about to fall into the eyes, the sharp eyes disappeared, and Libes regained his mobility. He subconsciously wiped the sweat from his eyes and forehead, and said with a wry smile: "We There is really no malice!"

"If you were malicious, you would have died long ago!"

The mysterious lady said so.

"Thank you for your mercy!"

Libes said helplessly, and when he saw Ye Qi walk in, he immediately walked out of the bar—in fact, if possible, Libes wanted to leave before, that kind of feeling is like standing on a tiger The feeling next to me is really too difficult.

No, it should be more terrifying than a tiger!

After all, even if it was a real tiger, he wouldn't be frightened.

Ye Qi walked into the bar, looked at the small round table with only one person, and walked straight over.

Du, du!

He didn't sit down right away, but tapped the table lightly, and said, "Can I sit down and talk? After all, standing up always makes me feel like I'm back to some unpleasant working days!"

The mysterious lady nodded: "Yes!"

"Thanks!"

Ye Qi nodded with a smile, and sat opposite the other party.

Afterwards, the two didn't speak again, but looked at each other. The eyes of both sides were unimaginably sharp, like swords coming and going; Ye Qi was at a disadvantage - it wasn't about strength, but about the opponent's cloak.

It should be a fairly advanced magic item, not only blocking Ye Qi's sight, but also blocking Ye Qi's perception, making it impossible for Ye Qi to find out the appearance of the other party; while he is wearing an apostle's windbreaker. When the hood is not on, his features are unobstructed.

This kind of one is clear at a glance, and the other cannot be seen through. Naturally, there is a difference between high and low.

After about three minutes, the mysterious lady was the first to retract her gaze, apparently. She thought she was getting the upper hand she deserved.

But Ye Qi shrugged his shoulders indifferently - in this kind of competition, it's nothing to be disadvantaged; after all, they are not really hostile.

"Want to hear a joke?"

Suddenly, the mysterious lady asked Ye Qi like this.

"Okay! I love jokes!"

Ye Qi nodded without being surprised, and then adjusted his sitting posture, waiting for the other party to start speaking—when Libes introduced the other party's situation before. Ye Qi already knew the opponent's habits clearly.

"Once upon a time there was a match, it felt an itchy head, scratched it and ignited itself!"

The mysterious lady spoke very seriously, and Ye Qi listened very seriously, but when the other party started speaking, Ye Qi was taken aback. Then, he scratched his head subconsciously—Ye Qi didn't find a real laugh out of it, but just felt a little cold.

And Ye Qi, who felt that the other party was expecting his laughter, couldn't help but glanced at the hand scratching his head with a wry smile, and said, "I should be thankful for myself, isn't it the match?"

cold, embarrassing...

"I don't think we need to talk anymore!"

The mysterious lady said slowly.

"Well, I think we do have quite a problem in communication!"

Ye Qi nodded, and then. He stood up and was about to leave—the reason for his coming here was his curiosity, and although his curiosity is still there, it has weakened to the point where it is dispensable; therefore, it is not a very good choice to leave .

As for the others

Confirm that the other party is really not hostile. That's enough.

"etc!"

Just when Ye Qi stood up, the mysterious lady suddenly spoke. Ye Qi stopped and looked at her.

"Are you laughing at my joke?"

That mysterious lady asked like this.

"Of course not, why do you think so?"

Ye Qi immediately denied it - Ye Qi did not forget Libes' reminder; those who laughed at the lady's jokes did not end well; and before the upcoming moon celebration, Ye Qi wanted to do more The most important thing is to recharge your batteries, not to produce unnecessary fights.

Or in other words, set up an unnecessary enemy.

Therefore, Ye Qi paused and began to explain: "You see, I just said that we have some communication problems, not about the joke, it has no problems in itself, it's just a communication problem that caused us to have a problem. A slight misunderstanding is not a big one, and it is within our acceptable range!"

Ye Qi's explanation, obviously, did not achieve the desired effect. The breath of the mysterious lady was changing rapidly, and the tumbling fluctuations in it made Ye Qi, who possesses [Blind Fighting Perception], understand that his breath Not only did the explanation not have the corresponding effect, but it was counterproductive.

"Communication problem? You mean there's nothing wrong with the joke itself, it's just the person who tells it?"

The understanding of the mysterious lady took a fork inexplicably.

"You understand, I didn't mean that!"

Ye Qi shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile.

"There is a problem with our communication, do you think I can understand your explanation?"

The mysterious lady sneered.

"So, what do you think we should do now?"

Ye Qi spread his hands and asked.

"Two options - 1, you tell me a joke that can make me laugh; 2, show your strength, let's 'communicate' in a more direct way!"

The mysterious lady said very bluntly.

"I choose 1!"

Ye Qi also said directly.

Immediately, the mysterious lady made a posture of listening attentively.

"A gentleman and a lady slept in the same room and bed, and the lady drew a line on the bed - the one who crossed the line was a beast; when I woke up, I found that the gentleman's line really didn't cross the line, and the lady's line was ruthless. I slapped that gentleman: You are worse than a beast!"

Ye Qi recalled the few jokes in his mind, and then picked out one he thought was funny, and told it.

"Is this a joke? I think the gentleman should slap the lady back—why draw that line if you want to?" the mysterious lady commented, "Bitch-like character!"

"Isn't it funny?"

Ye Qi's mouth twitched when he heard the other party's comment.

"It seems that we really have some problems with language communication!"

After nodding, the mysterious lady stood up first and walked towards the outside of the bar. At the same time, the voice came again: "I hope we can communicate more directly to solve our language communication problem!"

"I hope so!"

Ye Qi couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

ps first update~~~

It seems to be post-holiday syndrome, decadent sitting in front of the computer all morning, all kinds of distracted, and some messy things kept popping up in my mind; it didn't get better until the afternoon, but after finishing the manuscript, I read it Look, the decadent face is green! !

Because, there is still a chapter to say! ! !

Go back to the second chapter at a decadent speed, and say by the way: "Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a reward, and ask for protection!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendations, monthly tickets, yours Support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to m. to read.)