Luo Fang looked at the fracture and saw that it was all broken. It was not pressed at all. Besides, if it breaks with just a slight pressure, what is the name of a broom
Don't think she doesn't know, her grandmother's family is also in a rural area. Many children in rural areas are beaten with a broom handle, and they continue to be beaten for a year!
"Nonsense, I have small wooden sticks in the handle of my broom. It's very strong. If you don't believe me, try it!" The uncle handed over a particularly large broom.
Luo Fang took it and it was indeed heavier than an ordinary broom.
"How's it going? You're not telling a lie, and you two are arguing in my stall and delaying my business, so I don't want more than 10 yuan!"
The uncle spread his hands and looked like I'm so easy to talk to!
Luo Fang was amused by the uncle and waved the broom in his hand, "Uncle, did you say your broom is strong?"
"Yeah, the big boys and girls keep breaking up!"
"Okay!" Luo Fang said hello, and then there was a click, and the broom broke in Luo Fang's hand!
The uncle was obviously frightened, "What...what's going on?"
"Yes, uncle, I still want to ask you, what's going on, I can break a girl, and you lie to people that your broom is strong. Do you often cheat here?"
"Nothing!" The uncle was most afraid of tigresses in his life, so he quickly started to put the broom into the bag.
He must not have looked at the almanac when he went out today. He avoided the one at home. How could he still meet him at the market
If I had known... He stopped blackmailing just now. Who knew that the little girl who looked so fresh and refreshing would have such strong hands!
It scared him to death, okay
"Uncle, don't leave, I haven't compensated you yet!" Luo Fang stood in the middle of the road, holding her waist.
The uncle was so frightened that his hand holding the broom trembled, and he hurriedly asked for help from Zhao Long, who was standing beside him speechlessly. "Young man, please take your wife away quickly. I will give you two brooms for free."
After saying that, he picked the two strongest ones and stuffed them into Zhao Long's arms. He looked at Zhao Long a few times, hesitating to speak, but finally couldn't hold it back and said, "Young man, I'm just like you, we both have a hard life!"
Zhao Long was confused by what he said, "Uncle, why are we the same?"
The uncle glanced at Luo Fang and said, "It's because my wife is so powerful. I think your daughter-in-law is much more powerful than our old lady. With her strength, look at your thin little body. Are you at home?" Don’t be punished! Did she go back to beat you when she bought the broom? "
Zhao Long:…
After saying that, he patted Zhao Long on the shoulder sympathetically, "Just bear with it, it will be fine if you bear with it for a few decades. Look at me, I have been married for more than 30 years, and now I have developed my skills and can run. When there is a fight, I will run away, but she will run away." But me, hahaha!”
Zhao Long: "That... uncle, she is not my wife!"
"Oh, sooner or later, I advise you to practice running more. The thirty-six tactics left by our ancestors are the best. They are absolutely correct. You are still young now. Lay a good foundation first. Maybe you will be luckier than me. Well, within a few decades, your wife won’t be able to outrun you!”
The uncle said while tugging on his bag with the broom, "Well, remember what I say, go back and practice hard! Also, just kissing is not enough, go straight to it at the critical moment! If you kiss her, she can be a dog You did it to her, how can she treat it like you did it to a dog? Don’t worry, not only will she not blame you, she will only think of you!"
Zhao Long:…
After saying that, the uncle picked up the bag of brooms and ran out.
Ah, the tigress is the scariest thing!