After returning from the East Courtyard, Zhu Ping'an put the words of Linhuai Hou behind his mind. He went straight into the study when he returned to Jingxiang Garden, lit the candle, spread out the rice paper, and began to write a memorial to plead for Yang Jisheng.
This favor must be sought. If no one pleads for mercy and Emperor Jiajing cannot change his mind, Senior Brother Yang will be executed in ten days.
However, begging for mercy is a technical job.
Now, Emperor Jiajing is furious because of Senior Brother Yang's memorial. If his pleading skills are not good, not to mention that he will be affected by Emperor Jiajing's anger, he may even send Senior Brother Yang to the guillotine in advance.
After spreading the rice paper, Zhu Ping'an rubbed his forehead and began to think.
The reason why Emperor Jiajing was so furious was not because Senior Brother Yang impeached Yan Song, but because some of the words in Senior Brother Yang's memorial impeaching Yan Song "hurt" the petty and vengeful Emperor Jiajing.
Therefore, if you are begging for mercy, you must pay attention to this point and don't let Emperor Jiajing be "hurt" a second time. Otherwise, if Emperor Jiajing is "hurt" a second time, then the person begging for mercy and Brother Yang will be hurt by Emperor Jiajing.
Now we are pleading with Emperor Jiajing.
That means we have to make Emperor Jiajing in a good mood. Only when Emperor Jiajing is in a good mood can we achieve the purpose of pleading.
So, um, in the petition for mercy, Senior Brother Yang must be scolded. Of course, how to scold him is a skill. The scolding must make Emperor Jiajing feel comfortable, but also must not hurt Senior Brother Yang in the slightest. Only in this way can it be considered a qualified "scolding".
After thinking for so long, he finally figured out the idea. Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but stretch his stiff limbs, moved his wrist twice, reached out to pick up the brush, dipped it in ink, and prepared to start drafting.
"Brother Zhu, your son misses you again~~"
The door of the study was pushed open, and a voice that was soft to the bones, charming to the blood, and gentle to the tip of the heart was heard.
Zhu Ping'an heard the voice and looked up. Li Shu at the door had a pretty face with a blush on it. Her watery eyes blinked at him, her eyes were full of spring and her eyes were as charming as silk. The silk pajamas on her body were as thin as a cicada's wing, but they couldn't hide her lively little rabbit... The brush in Zhu Ping'an's hand fell on the rice paper with a "click", and the rice paper on the table was immediately covered with a large ink stain.
"Ahem, how can I have a son?"
"Knowing that you don't have a son, why don't you rest earlier..."
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Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of the conversation the day before yesterday, and the hormones that were dominated by these words. Now, just thinking about it, the hormones surged again, like a tsunami, with huge waves roaring and destroying everything in its path.
A group of little guys made of protein quickly climbed up to Zhu Ping'an's brain along his blood vessels, and instantly rushed into the brain and occupied it.
Although he couldn't see his own appearance, Zhu Ping'an knew that his expression could only be described by the word "cannibalistic".
Speaking of which, my self-control is already very good. I can't say that I can keep calm even when a woman's arms are bent, but I am also a master at self-control. But why is my self-control still zero in front of this enchantress Li Shu? It's already this time, why can't I resist the temptation of this enchantress Li Shu
"Ahem, Sister Li, human life is at stake right now, I..."
God knows how Zhu Pingan used all his strength to suppress his raging hormones. He looked up and said to Li Shu. He was busy drafting a petition to plead for Senior Brother Yang. Can we talk about it another day
"Yes, we are now dealing with a matter of life and death..." Li Shu blinked her eyes in a cute way. A matter of life and death? Does making a baby count
Zhu Pingan...
Which idiot said that girls in ancient times were conservative? Even if they were, that was only before marriage!
However, in the end, Zhu Ping'an did not have any life-threatening incident with Li Shu. It was not because Zhu Ping'an's composure had been improved to the point where he could remain calm, but because Li Shu... Li Shu was just teasing Zhu Ping'an.
She came to bring midnight snack to Zhu Ping'an, holding the food box in her little hands, and felt sorry for Zhu Ping'an's hard work. So, she specially made a bowl of pigeon soup to reward Zhu Ping'an and let him replenish his body.
"Staying up late is the most harmful to your health, but it's a matter of life and death. I'm bringing you some tonic soup, but what are you thinking about? Your head is full of bad thoughts..." Li Shu took out the food box hidden behind her and placed a bowl of fragrant pigeon soup on the table in front of Zhu Ping'an. She also placed two plates of delicious snacks on the table. Then she glanced at the little tent that Zhu Ping'an had propped up, covered her mouth with her hands, and smiled.
"It's all your fault."
Zhu Ping'an's old face suddenly turned red. He crossed his legs and suppressed his restless existence with his actions, hiding his embarrassment like covering one's ears and stealing a bell.
"Brother Zhu, you are like Zhu Bajie who is climbing over the wall and blaming someone else. You have been a bad person since childhood. It is obviously you who have dirty thoughts, but you blame me instead." Li Shu pouted her cherry-like mouth slightly and glared at Zhu Pingan with her watery eyes. There was more than enough charm in her at this moment.
This little devil... ... After taking a look at him, Zhu Pingan felt that his legs could no longer hold him down... ...
"Hehe, what was wrong with me when I was little? I was a good kid, okay? There was no one in the surrounding villages who didn't praise me."
Zhu Ping'an coughed and said shamelessly, trying to save his face.
"You are a good kid? Then when we were little, you taught me and Huaer to sing those embarrassing nursery rhymes..." Li Shu rolled her eyes cutely, thinking of her childhood memories, thinking of herself jumping and dancing while singing those embarrassing songs, her pretty face couldn't help but turn red with shame like a ripe peach.
Shameful nursery rhyme
Is there anything shameful in children's songs
Zhu Pingan was stunned for a moment and didn't react for a while, "When did I teach you to sing shameful nursery rhymes with Hua'er?"
Although we are very familiar with each other, please don't wrongly accuse others, okay? When I was a child, I was the most well-behaved, cute and sensible one among all the naughty kids, okay
Your best kid?!
After hearing what Zhu Ping'an said, Li Shu couldn't help but roll her eyes at him again. She parted her cherry lips in a charming manner and spoke in a charming, soft and fairy-tale-like voice, "I want to have a home with her in my home. I can kiss her during the day and at night, at night..."
At this point, Li Shu was so embarrassed that she couldn't sing any more. Her pretty face turned so red that it looked like blood was about to drip out.
"Ahem... someone else taught me that." Zhu Ping'an was once again exposed by Li Shu, and his old face was blushing.
Li Shu didn't say anything, just looked at Zhu Pingan.
Who am I kidding? I had someone check it out when I was a kid, and no one knows that song except you.
In the end, Zhu Pingan was so embarrassed that he lowered his head.
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