People have three urgent needs.
While Ouyang Zishi was immersed in the revelry of the prosperous times, Zhu Pingan's physiological problems had become urgent.
"Sir, do you want to change clothes?"
Hua'er, the chubby little maid who usually reacts a beat slowly, seemed to be possessed by Sherlock Holmes or Conan at this moment. She actually noticed Zhu Ping'an's physical problem at the first moment. She pinched the corner of his clothes with her little hands and asked with her chubby face red as a baby.
Physiological issues were urgent, and Zhu Pingan didn't care about the embarrassment anymore. He nodded gently, "Yeah."
"Then, then I, the maid, will help you change...change your clothes."
Hua'er's voice was like a mosquito, and her little face was so red that blood seemed to be dripping, as if all the blood in her body was rushing to her face.
"Ahem, thank you for your help, Huaer."
Zhu Ping'an coughed and cupped his hands somewhat embarrassedly.
"No trouble, no trouble, sir, you're too polite." The chubby little maid Huaer hurriedly shook her head and said repeatedly.
Getting out of bed and changing clothes seems simple, but it is actually very difficult.
Hua'er was not tall and not very strong, so it was very difficult for her to help Zhu Ping'an get out of bed. After struggling for a long time, she half-dragged and half-carried Zhu Ping'an out of bed. Zhu Ping'an was in so much pain that he almost rolled his eyes.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, lord son-in-law. Hua'er is so stupid, wuwuwu..." The little maidservant burst into tears.
"It's okay. It's not a bad thing." Zhu Ping'an endured the pain and comforted her with a smile.
"But, but Hua'er is clumsy. I must have hurt my brother-in-law just now." Hua'er said while sobbing.
"No." Zhu Ping'an smiled and shook his head.
"Really?" Hua'er, the chubby little maid, stopped crying when she heard this.
"Really." Zhu Ping'an nodded reluctantly.
Then the little maid Hua'er burst into laughter and said, "I thought I was so clumsy that I would hurt my son-in-law."
"Son-in-law, let me help you undress..."
Huaer helped Zhu Ping'an walk to the end of the bed, took the chamber pot beside the bed with shaking hands, and said shyly with her head down. When she talked about helping Zhu Ping'an undress, Huaer's face was red and bleeding. Not only red, but also hot, as if it was on fire. Before she finished speaking, the blush had spread from her cheeks to her ears, and even her neck and back, and all the way to her toes.
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Help me undress
When Zhu Ping'an heard the mosquito-like voice of Baozi's maid Hua'er, dozens of videos produced in a certain island country and containing similar plots that were not suitable for children suddenly emerged in his mind.
The picture makes your blood vessels expand!
But, I'm not a pervert.
Zhu Pingan shook his head, throwing away those dirty plots, coughed, and rejected Hua'er's kindness, "Ahem, no, no, just support me from behind, I can do it myself."
Ideals are full, but reality is skinny.
Zhu Ping'an tried his best to keep his balance, unbuckling his belt with one hand and holding the chamber pot with the other. He was very stretched, and with Hua'er beside him, Zhu Ping'an felt very embarrassed. He held the chamber pot for a long time before finally overcoming his shyness and starting to release his emotions, from the beginning of "seven or eight stars in the sky, two or three drops of rain in front of the mountain", to "the waterfall falls three thousand feet straight down, it seems like the Milky Way falls from the sky"...
It’s really not easy.
After being released, Zhu Ping'an was so excited that tears almost came out.
but
It was too early to be happy. After releasing himself, Zhu Ping'an shuddered out of habit, causing his pants to fall directly to the ground...
Damn it!
Looking at the pants lying at his feet, Zhu Ping'an felt like crying but had no tears.
Given Zhu Ping'an's current semi-disabled state, asking him to bend over and pull up his trousers is harder than climbing to heaven!
Zhu Pingan tried twice, but both times ended in failure. The pain was secondary. The key was that he couldn't bend down at all. Because the wound on his hip hadn't healed yet, his legs were weak and he couldn't stand at all, let alone bend down...
A few minutes later.
Zhu Pingan still... put on his pants.
How embarrassing.
You’re so grown up, but you still need someone to help you pull up your pants!
After lying back on the bed, Zhu Ping'an's old face was hot. He held "The Art of War" in his hands and didn't turn a page for a long time.
Hua'er, the little maidservant, had just finished cleaning the chamber pot and was walking through the courtyard. Her face was red and hot. Even though she had just finished cleaning the chamber pot in the bathroom and had washed her face several times, her face was still hot and getting hotter. Especially when that blushing scene kept reappearing in her mind, her face became even redder and hotter...
"Oh, this is so embarrassing."
When that blushing scene reappeared in Huaer's mind, the chubby little maid Huaer couldn't help but cover her face with her chubby hands. Her little face turned red and she screamed in embarrassment like a cat.
There was a little girl watering flowers in the corner of the courtyard. She heard a faint moan and thought she heard a kitten calling for sex. She wondered how a cat came into the yard. She looked up curiously and saw Huaer covering her face with her hands and blushing.
The little girl was stunned for a moment. Seeing Huaer covering her face with her hands and her face was so red, she thought Huaer was sick and uncomfortable. She hurriedly ran over with a small kettle and asked nervously, "Sister Huaer, what's wrong with you? Do you have a fever? Oh, Sister Huaer, why is your face so red?"
"Little cucumber, no, no, it's Little Yellow Flower. I don't have a fever, no. I'm just a little hot. And, Little Yellow Flower, how come you appeared in front of me? You scared me."
When the chubby little maid Hua'er heard the little girl's voice, she was startled. After looking up and seeing the little girl, she was going to call her "Little Yellow Flower", but unexpectedly, what came out of her mouth was "Little Cucumber". Then she thought of the blushing scene, and Hua'er's face suddenly became redder and hotter, as if she pouted her lips in shame and anger after her unspeakable secret was discovered.
"Sister Huaer, I didn't appear suddenly. I called you several times." Little Yellow Flower replied somewhat aggrievedly.
"Oh, okay, I was just distracted by something. I'm fine, don't worry about me, go and do your own thing. You must take good care of those hostas, they will be in bloom soon, the young lady really likes them."
The blush on Huaer's face took a long time to fade away. She was worried that Xiao Huanghua would notice something, so she waved her hand, found an excuse, and sent the little girl away.
“Is my face really red?”
After the little girl left, Baozi's maid Hua'er turned around, stretched out her chubby hands and pinched her own chubby face, "Ah, it's really hot..."
No, no, this won’t work.
After returning to the bedroom door, the chubby little maid Huaer stopped and took several deep breaths. She tried to calm herself down for a while. When she felt her face was not so hot anymore, she walked in.
It was just the sound of Hua'er's footsteps as she walked in that startled Zhu Ping'an. Although her eyes only met Zhu Ping'an's for a very brief moment, Hua'er quickly lowered her head. However, the frightened deer in her heart suddenly popped up in her mind. Her face became hot again, her body went limp, and she couldn't help but clamp her legs together.
Hua'er lowered her head like a frightened deer and glanced at Zhu Ping'an out of the corner of her eye. She found that Zhu Ping'an had lowered his head to read a book. She couldn't help but pat her big white rabbits and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, her son-in-law only took a glance and then lowered his head to read, and didn't see her embarrassing scene, otherwise she would have found a hole to hide in.