"Of course." Zhu Ping'an nodded, then looked at the enchanting woman Ruonan with a smile, "However, there is no free lunch in the world, everything has a price..."
The demon woman Ruonan frowned upon hearing this, and looked at Zhu Ping'an warily. Her pale lips curled into a mocking arc, and she said to Zhu Ping'an with a smile, "Haha, stinky brother, what do you want?!"
Stinky brother?!
What the hell is that look in your eyes and that tone of voice?! Am I, Zhu Ping'an, so unbearable in your heart?! With that expression and tone of voice, you are not thinking that I am taking advantage of the situation and want you to sacrifice yourself, right?!
Well, it seems that this witch really thinks so. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but pull the corner of his mouth speechlessly and replied unhappily, "Don't worry, what I want is definitely not what you think."
The demon girl Ruonan's face darkened, her laughter stopped abruptly, and she rolled her eyes, "Then what do you want?"
Yes, the nerd is a good person. Huaer warms the bed every night and the nerd never goes to sleep.
The evil woman Ruonan thought truthfully.
"What do you think of me?" Zhu Ping'an looked at the enchantress Ruonan and asked seriously.
Upon hearing this, the seductive woman Ruonan couldn't help but raise her eyebrows. She had just thought that the nerd had a good character, but she didn't expect to be slapped in the face the next second. This guy actually asked me such a question. Isn't it obvious to everyone
"What? You want to take me as your concubine? Don't dream on. I will never be anyone's concubine even if I die."
The evil woman Ruonan couldn't help but spit at Zhu Ping'an, and the fish dagger slipped into her palm again.
Usually when a guy asks a girl, "What do you think of me?", isn't it just to promise her that he will spend his life with her? !
I didn't expect that Zhu Ping'an, this bastard, would actually set his sights on me! This bastard didn't just want to eat me and be done with it, he actually wanted to take me home and heat me up when he wanted to eat me... ...
I don't know when this bastard started to have such bad ideas. It's possible that when we were in the same room together in Anqing Mansion, this bastard with a dirty mind had been coveting my beauty and had such bad ideas!
The more the demon woman Ruonan thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case. She couldn't help but glare at Zhu Ping'an again and spit at him with contempt, "Bah, you hypocritical hypocrite, you are greedy while you have your cake and eat it!"
"Damn! How can you have such a dirty mind? What are you thinking about? Stop dreaming, okay?"
Zhu Ping'an had a dark face and looked at the evil woman Ruonan speechlessly, complaining repeatedly.
"Who is having a sweet dream?!" After hearing what Zhu Ping'an said, the evil woman Ruonan wanted to duel with Zhu Ping'an.
"Stop! Do you still want to hear the answer?" Zhu Ping'an glanced at the witch Ruonan and said lightly.
Hit the snake at its most vulnerable part.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an said this, the demon girl Ruonan immediately lost her temper and gritted her teeth and said, "Then why are you asking me such a question?"
"Forget it, let me put it another way. Am I trustworthy?" Zhu Ping'an said speechlessly.
The demon woman Ruonan rolled her eyes at Zhu Pingan and asked, "What's the difference between this question and the one just now?"
"Okay, let me put it another way. What kind of person am I?!"
Zhu Pingan was completely speechless. My question was normal, right? Why do you, a witch, think in a wrong way? !
"Hehehe... You stinky little brother, what do you want to do? Just tell me straight, don't beat around the bush. You scholars are all so cunning and treacherous, none of you are good people..."
The seductive woman Ruonan rolled her eyes. She always felt that Zhu Ping'an had some improper thoughts about her. The way he looked at her was wrong from the beginning. It was clearly a look of wanting a rare commodity. He must be up to something bad in his mind.
"Well, if Miss Ruonan is straightforward, I'll just say it straight. I want to meet the head of your village."
The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched. He was extremely speechless. He was too lazy to talk nonsense with the witch and just stated his purpose directly.
Forehead!
So this is what the nerd was thinking! I was overthinking it! The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help but blush, feeling a little lost in her heart. Then the next second she looked at Zhu Pingan warily, "What do you want to see our boss for? Are you going to hold a Hongmen Banquet?! Are you going to arrest him in the name of meeting him?!"
"What are you thinking? I just want to talk to your leader about the future of your village."
Zhu Ping'an's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He really didn't expect that he was so unbearable in the eyes of the witch.
"Hehe, please convince yourself before you lie. You, an official, made an appointment to meet the mountain king just to chat?! It's like a weasel paying a New Year's greeting to a chicken, with no good intentions." The witch Ruonan curled her lips.
"Do you think being a bandit is a promising career?! If you think being a bandit has a bright future, then just ignore what I said. If it weren't for your sake, I wouldn't bother to care about your village."
Zhu Ping'an curled the corner of his mouth and said lightly.
"What exactly are you planning?" The enchantress Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an seriously.
"I promise you a bright future in the village, and Xu Jingnan a stable life." Zhu Ping'an replied seriously.
"Recruitment?" The demon girl Ruonan raised her eyebrows. "After the Liangshan heroes were recruited, none of them had a good ending."
"What?! Isn't my character trustworthy? Let's not talk about disaster relief and people's peace. Just look at how I handled the Wuxi Miao rebellion a while ago?! I gave them food and farmland, built Wuxi Town, and allowed them to live and reproduce for generations... You have seen all this with your own eyes. I, Zhu Ping'an, always keep my word and strive for win-win results. I never do stupid things that are just a way to quench thirst."
Zhu Ping'an looked at the enchantress Ruonan with burning eyes and said seriously.
The demon girl Ruonan pondered for a few seconds, looked up at Zhu Pingan, and said in the same serious tone, "You are doing useless work, they will not agree."
"You don't have to worry about that. Just pass on the message. If you're worried about safety, you can decide where to talk."
Zhu Pingan replied with a smile.
"I can try." The demon woman Ruonan nodded, then glared at Zhu Ping'an and said bitterly, "Are you satisfied? Now can you tell me what the two of you mean by one saying 'coward' and the other saying 'you'?!"
"Shu'er is so arrogant, the word 'shun' in your letter is asking me how many people I love; I replied 'you', which naturally means..."
Zhu Ping'an smiled faintly, shrugged, then turned and went back to the house.
"You two Bastards... I'm getting goosebumps." Upon hearing this, the demon girl Ruonan was stunned for a moment. It took her several seconds to react. She shook her body exaggeratedly towards Zhu Ping'an's back.
"You must be envious, single guy..." Zhu Ping'an gave the enchantress Ruonan a critical hit without even turning his head.
"Narcissistic, who would envy me!" The enchantress Ruonan immediately retorted.
But if I ask myself honestly, I feel a little bit of envy, maybe more, but it is hard to quantify.
If I can find a true friend, it is enough for my life... ... I wish I could find a like-minded person, and we will be together till old age... ...
Who is that girl from Beijing? She must be smiling happily when she receives the reply from the nerd.
I also want to smile more beautifully...