"Wow~whoop~"
As soon as Ashley left over there, 20 handsome young guys over here did the same thing, undressing, and pulling on their ties.
It's really hot, it's too hot, and if you stick to it, you will be suffering from heatstroke, especially Qin Xiaogang, hot and hungry, sweating so much, almost dehydrated, did not eat the cone, and suffered a kick. It's really worse. I didn't expect this woman to be so ruthless, she would use the knife at every turn, alas, Mi Wei could bear it.
"Brother Xiaogang, you said that this woman didn't mean to play us." It was a tall fat man who was afraid of heat. At this moment, he was tugging with his tie like a grudge.
Don’t write about this fat man. Don’t look at him as bloated. In fact, the lessons are flexible during training. During physical training, when you see him swaying like a woman’s fat breasts and seemingly clumsy movements, everyone pinches him for him. After a sweat, who knows in class, his grades are still very good, his name is Jianyi, and his nickname is Fat Chong.
"Who knows, even if she tricks us, what can I do? Alas~" Qin Xiaogang rubbed his still numb knee in frustration.
Now there is no identity, no banknotes, no phone. Although the cheapest way to get to Jinmao Building from here is ten yuan by bus, the key to the lesson is now that there is no money in your pocket, so you can't grab it.
This is, a handsome guy walks next to him. Although these 20 people are all dragons and phoenixes, there are differences between handsome guys.
The so-called people are more deadly than people, shoppers have to be thrown away, more than 20 people stand still, this comparison is still the most eye-catching, the handsome fighter, his name is Huang Pinxuan, and Qin Xiaogang also knows him. Little brother.
"I think her method is quite interesting, hehe, lying and playing tricks, gaining the sympathy of others, or taking advantage of others' attempts, and then borrowing money or taking a ride, shouldn't be very strenuous." Huang Pinxuan said, looking around absent-mindedly. In fact, he already had a plan in his heart, as handsome as him, of course he took advantage of his looks.
"How to win the sympathy of others, really." The fat insect slapped the wind with a big palm and sighed: "No one believes anyone like me who just pretends to be a beggar."
Qin Xiaogang was amused, "Seeing you are so rich in oil and water, ghosts believe that you are a beggar."
As he was talking, he saw Huang Pinxuan suddenly rushing away, yelling, "Beauty, wait, wait, are you going to Pudong?"
Xiao Gang squatted down weakly, "God, I'm really hungry, who made me full, I ran to Pudong for half an hour."...
"Who the hell is a beautiful woman?" The BMW stopped and the black windows fell, revealing a fat face that looked like pig lungs. The fat face was coated with a one-centimeter thick powder. It was daunting.
"Uh..." Huang Pinxuan was stunned. They were all called beautiful women. Although you are ugly and not gentle, we can't call you ugly.
"What about you? Call me beautiful, aren't you a shabby person?" The rich middle-aged woman said grimly, but seeing Huang Pinxuan's handsome touch, her tone eased a lot.
"Who said? Who said you are not a beauty? I'll go up and smoke him!" After a moment of stunner, Huang Pinxuan recovered his senses, immediately released his arrogance and the deadly electric eyes against women, and continued to flatter him: "Beauty is I need to appreciate it. In the Tang Dynasty, fat was regarded as beautiful. Concubine Yang was graceful and luxurious, and how many men fascinated? Now although everyone likes thin women, hehe, don’t there also be men who like fat girls~"
Huang Pinxuan was going to vomit after talking about it. It was too shameless and disgusting, but there was no way. Don't you count on others for help? Huang Pinxuan thought of the tips that Ashley instructor explained, and said to himself over and over again in his heart, "Believe in yourself first, and believe that she is a beauty first."
It seems that the middle-aged fat woman eats this set very much. When she meets a handsome guy who appreciates her fatness and speaks so much, as if her age has returned to the girlhood, she saw her fat face immediately burst into a smile, followed by her neck. The fat on the top began to tremble violently.
"Haha, little handsome guy is interesting. Actually, Concubine Yang is my idol. Unfortunately, I am born with a fortune. Alas, why didn't I live in the prosperous period of the Tang Dynasty? Or just relying on me, how could I be a princess or concubine. "
Concubine Hou Hou, I think you are a fat monkey. Huang Pinxuan despised him for a moment, and then quickly asked: "Sister, I want to go to Pudong in an emergency, you... If you drop by..."
"I'm idle and idle, I'll take you there." The middle-aged fat woman was very refreshed, and Huang Pinxuan opened the door and got into the car immediately when she was overjoyed.
"Little handsome guy, what's urgent for you to go to Pudong? See if you are in a hurry. Come on, I'll wipe it for you..." After getting in the car, the woman pinched a piece of fragrant facial tissue to Huang Pinxuan's forehead.
Huang Pinxuan was so frightened that he quickly avoided the fat woman's hand full of gold rings, and took the tissue, "I'll do it, I'll do it myself, you... Be safe when driving, and safety first."
"Look at you for being timid, haha." The fat woman cast a nauseous eye, and then asked eagerly: "What is the urgent matter, maybe my sister can help you."
"Well, that's the case." Huang Pinxuan blinked and lied to his heart, "In fact, this is the case. A company in Pudong is holding a job fair today. I was going for an interview. Time is too tight. I just got the news. I arrived within hours, so please solve it and send me off. Thank you very much."
"Oh, it's hard to find a job because of the economic crisis." The middle-aged fat woman sympathized with Huang Pinxuan, and then said: "Why not go to my sister's company."
"Well, thank you sister for your kindness, but someone like me still likes to speak with strength and like to eat with my own ability. People say that I am very spine." Huang Pinxuan hurriedly refused.
"Yes, there are not many young people like you now." The middle-aged fat woman had nothing to say for a while, and the BMW drove towards Pudong.
When the car drove into the river-crossing tunnel, the surrounding area suddenly became a lot darker. People in dark places can talk a lot.
The rich middle-aged woman spoke again, with a coquettish voice in her voice, "Before, I didn’t have money and I didn’t get fat. There are a lot of men who chase me, but now I have money but become fat. I don’t want to chase other men, my man. Never sleep with me once a year."
Huang Pinxuan comforted: "It's not that no one is chasing you. The key is that you haven't met someone who really appreciates you." The fat woman was overjoyed immediately; "It's not that I didn't.
Then Huang Pinxuan felt a fat hand like a bear's paw covering her thighs, but her hand was much smaller than her arm. That arm was terrifying. It was about the same thickness as Huang Pinxuan’s leg, with circles of fat. The shape has been severely distorted, just like a lot of swimming laps.
In the tunnel, if a beautiful woman next to her proactively stretches her hand over and touches your thigh up, that is what any man can't ask for. The lesson is that if the one who touches you is such a "beauty" in front of you, it is really amazing Can't enjoy it.
Huang Pinxuan felt furry in his heart, very uncomfortable, and the smile on his face was unnatural. The hair on his back stood up for a while, and he shrank to one side, squeezing out a smile and said: "Sister, safety...safe... still pay attention to safety. "
"It's okay, my elder sister has high driving skills." This fat woman has been holding back for a long time, very urgent, and very anxious. The fat hand came to Huang Pinxuan's most critical place, but it was soft. "You can't do it?" The fat woman immediately threw her hand away and said unwillingly, feeling depressed. After doing it for a long time, she was a silver gun, so she didn't want to use it.
Huang Pinxuan is also depressed and tight, just like you, I only have fear of you, no, how can there be a reaction, if there is a reaction, I would rather chop it off.
"No way, let's get off the train nine out of the tunnel." The fat lady lost her hope and drove Huang Pinxuan off the train straightforwardly for a long time.
Thinking that there is still one third of the distance to Jinmao Building, Huang Pinxuan gritted his teeth and said: "Sister, I am not useless. The key is not prepared, not mentally prepared. I like everyone to come first and foreplay. Like, you don’t think I can’t do it right now. When I get started, it will take a long time to hold on, and scream fiercely."
"Oh, isn't it?" The fat woman rekindled hope and smiled, "I thought you didn't catch a cold to me. It turned out to be like this, my dear, if you are comfortable with my sister, my sister will buy you a car and a house , Keep you up and spend 20,000 yuan a month."
Hmm, I gave a lot. Huang Pinxuan despised herself, and was taken by the second master after taking a ride. He calculated in his heart that when we arrived at Jinmao, we would also disgust you.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she got out of the tunnel, the fat woman stopped the car to a blind spot on the side of the road and closed her eyes, "Foreplay, right? Kiss me, get out of the car if you don't kiss."
Huang Pinxuan moved his body over and looked at the face like pig lungs. The closer he got to Jiu, the more clearly he could see. The thick hair like pig hair was so disgusting that he vomited blood.
"Hurry up~" The fat woman called out again like a groan. When she finished speaking, she could see that her big nostrils were still open, and at the same time, two thick and long nose hairs came out mischievously...
The fat man with his eyes closed suddenly heard a strange sound, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the little handsome boy's face fixed there not far from him.
"Did you eat noodles for lunch?" the fat lady asked.
"Well, how do you know?" Huang Pinxuan answered half-deadly.
"It's all on the lips." The fat woman said angrily.
Huang Pinxuan wasn't nervous, and sighed, "I just want to hitchhiker, I just raised my eyelids and pointed at the fat breast of the fat woman.
Then a woman's scream broke out in the BMW car, "My clothes!"