"Boy! I want to fight you!"
As soon as the words came out, the students who were taking the exam immediately fry them, and they are all in chaos, regardless of the examination room discipline, and there is no chaos, all of them are whispering, "Duel, death, for whom?"
"For the car."
"You are stupid, there is no reason to fight for a car, there is only a reason for a duel for a woman."
"Woman? Fan Jiaojiao?"
"You are stupid, but you still don't believe it, it's Teacher Lin."
Seeing the chaos in the classroom, Lin Xin was also dumbfounded. Listening to the murmurs of the students, her face was flushed immediately, and her heart was anxious and annoyed. Is this bastard Teacher Jia mad? Her exams have turned into a pot of porridge, and now she will be famous again. The high school second-year exam at the Chinese University Affiliated Middle School has become the most chaotic examination room in history. She was at a loss for a while.
Zhang Yuan blinked his eyes when he heard this, then slowly put down the pen in his hand, as if he saw Jia Boyu for the first time, turned his head to look at him, and then he laughed. Damn, is this kid crazy? .
"I! To a duel!" Jia Boyu waved his hand and shouted again, this voice alarmed all the examination rooms on the second floor of the high school.
"Okay." Zhang Yuan stood up calmly.
At this time, the whole class held their breath, watching the two people in the last row, waiting for the development of this good show.
"Duel, well, I've never been afraid of challenges." Zhang Yuan smiled faintly, and then he said again, "Then Teacher Jia Boyu, how are you going to fight?"
Jia Boyu was stunned, he just came with a wave of anger. He hadn't thought about the specific method used to compare winning or losing or life and death.
Zhang Yuan saw his hesitation, and then smiled contemptuously, "Since you didn't think about it, then I will give you a few choices." As he said, Zhang Yuan didn't know where to touch, and there was an extra in his hand. Throwing the bright white blade, Zhang Yuan threw the blade on the table, and said: "The first type is a comparison knife, which can be used as a weapon. You can stab me at Wenbi, and I will stab you again to see who will die first. , Wubi is even simpler. We each take a knife, and then we stab the other to death with our ability."
Zhang Yuan's tone was faint, but Jia Boyu calmed down, and there was a cold air behind him. It was so savage, terrifying, and bloody. Please, I am dizzy.
"Is there any other way?" Jia Bo Yuqiang asked calmly.
"Yes, there are so many." Zhang Yuan smiled, flicked from his pocket again, and found a dark guy. Pang Dang was pinched on the table. The classmates took a breath at the first sight, and he was really playing. , The guns were taken out.
When Jia Boyu was hit by Zhang Yuan, he couldn't help but shook his body, and his heart was drumming. Damn, he carried a gun with him. It seemed that he was a real fellow.
Zhang Yuan still said very easily: "The second is to compare the spear. It depends on who kills who is killed first. You can also compare with each other. This is the easiest, as long as..." Jia Boyu's forehead moved his hand to make a shot, "Bah! It will be over in one click, and it will definitely die. Teacher Jia, how about it?"
Jia Boyu's calves were already chilling, but he couldn't escape. It was too embarrassing. He swallowed and spit in shock, and said, "Then if I fight first, don't you have no chance to fight back?"
Zhang Yuan chittered, "It's very simple. Guess the positive and negative of the coin. Whoever guesses right first will shoot first."
No play, no play! If you guess wrong, it's not a dead end! Smart people like Jia Boyu will naturally not fight insecure battles.
"Also... Is there anything else." Jia Boyu's tone was completely boring, and the boys who were good deeds suddenly started booing.
"Coward, that's terrifying."
"Go, Jia Baoyu, go back to Daguanyuan."
There is another more distinctive, shouting: "Teacher Jia, your mother calls you to go home for dinner."
"Quiet!" Sober Lin Xin hurried over and grabbed the knife and gun in her hand. She couldn't let the class cause bloodshed, let alone Zhang Yuan, she must not let Zhang Yuan get involved in any more danger.
"What are you doing? Are you barbarians? Is this the African grassland?" Lin Xin said loudly, "This is the classroom and the examination room. We are taking the exam. Teacher Jia Boyu, I warn you not to interfere with the examination room discipline, yours. Let's talk about it after the test!"
"Now it's dying! What are you going to take if you die?" Jia Boyu retorted boldly, but then he said to Zhang Yuan, "But Teacher Lin reminded me that it's the 21st century. We can't be so barbaric. We still choose A more civilized duel method."
Zhang Yuan is funny, "Civilized, duel is also civilized, duel is to make life and death, do you understand?"
"That's a medieval duel method. It's too barbaric." Jia Boyu forced herself not to listen to the ridicules around him, and continued: "Actually, it's okay to be divided into different ranks. You don't have to kill and bleed. The choice is not to promote humanity, harmony In society, the rules are that the dead are alive, and we can change the method of dueling."
"Haha, Teacher Jia, you are too smart." The surrounding students erupted with hiss.
Zhang Yuan once again satisfied the cowardly and shameless teacher, "So good, what is it? It's better than English or French, or better than playing basketball, you can say it."
Jia Boyu was delighted, thinking that finally Jia Boyu found his strengths, and then said a sentence he had been ridiculed for a lifetime, "We will recite the Dream of Red Mansions by Bibi."
"Hahaha..." There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and even Lin Xin couldn't help but bend over. This useless guy, who called himself a teacher, unexpectedly proposed such a duel method. This is a duel, is it a back Poetry contest
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After the exam, when Liu Jing told all this to Fan Jiaojiao, who was in the examination room next door, Miss Fan almost laughed, "This Jia Baoyu, I look silly at the Red Mansion, hahaha... Stupid kicked x..."
"Quality, quality!" Zhang Yuan immediately reminded.
"Haha, I laughed to death, what happened later?" Fan Jiaojiao asked again.
"Later security came and pulled Jia Baoyu away." Liu Jing smiled, "The school has spread, and the most popular sentence now is." Liu Jing deliberately said with a calm voice: "Let's come to Bibi to recite the Dream of Red Mansions."
"Haha." Fan Jiaojiao leaned behind the driver's seat, stretched her head over and kissed Zhang Yuan for a while, "husband, you are so amazing, you have made the teacher crazy."
"Hey, hey, I'm driving." Zhang Yuan's neck was strangled and turned back.
"I don't care, I have to kiss~" Fan Jiaojiao pouted.
Of course, Zhang Yuan couldn't refuse the kindness of the eldest lady. He quickly braked the car on the side of the road and tilted his head to let Fan Jiaojiao enjoy her kiss.
"Okay, husband, reward you." Fan Jiaojiao said, "Reward you to come back and touch Liu Jing. I will drive."
"Hey, what does it matter to me that you reward him?" Liu Jing objected very dissatisfiedly.
But her objection was naturally invalid. Zhang Yuan, the big wolf, had long been salivating at the lamb in black socks, black pants and black hood. After getting out of the car, he got into the back seat and waited for the car to start. Zhang Yuan suddenly thought, " Jiaojiao, don't bump into it again!"
"Don't worry, it's still early, I will drive slowly, you guys have fun."
Fan Jiaojiao drove the car on the highway, and the back seat was fragrant. Soon Liu Jing's little black skirt was turned over again, and Zhang Yuan's hand was touching the two white thighs. , And the small black show pants sandwiched between the legs.
Zhang Yuan couldn't wait to put his hand between the roots of her legs, stroking the super soft hills back and forth across Xiu. Being like Zhang Yuan on such occasions, Liu Jing also felt an extremely irritating feeling in her heart. It was crisp, numb and itchy. Liu Jing was easily moisturized, twisting embarrassedly back and forth, humming or chuckles in her nose. , "Husband~You are necrotic~"
Seeing Liu Jing doing this, Zhang Yuan was bolder. He moved Liu Jing, and then attacked with both hands. With one hand, he pulled the band that obstructed the line of sight underneath Zhai Zhaixiu to one side, and saw that Liu Jing's small door was already gone. Opening his small pink mouth slightly, Zhang Yuan's fingers seemed to be a curious explorer, and he couldn't help digging deep into the mud.
Xiaoliujing is like this, her face is red and dense, her small mouth is exhaled, biting one side of her lower lip, looking at Zhang Yuan's eyes with the charming water color, she only feels that her whole body is hot and she has no strength, especially she can see it herself. Zhang Yuan's fingers were spoiling her under her, and such a sight was also powerful in her heart.
At this moment, Zhang Yuan's phone rang every critical moment.
Zhang Yuan took out his wet and sticky fingers, Liu Jing embarrassedly hit Zhang Yuan, then took out the phone from Zhang Yuan's pocket, connected it and put it in Zhang Yuan's ear.
"Hello?" Zhang Yuan didn't see who it was.
"I, Lin Xin, are you okay?"
It was Lin Xin who called. After the morning, she was very worried. She was worried about being laughed at by the teachers and students of the school, and she was worried that Zhang Yuan would doubt what she had with Jia Baoyu, and she did not stand by Zhang Yuan's side with a clear-cut stand. But what can we do? Could it be that she told Jia Boyu in public, I am Zhang Yuan's woman, you give up? This is impossible. She is still a teacher and there are so many students.
Of course Zhang Yuan can understand her thoughts. The things about men and women spread out. Women are always injured. What Lin Xin needs is a strong backing.
"Xiaoxin, don’t worry, it’s okay. The classmates can see clearly that everything is caused by Jia Boyu himself, and he didn’t name it. Besides, there are rumors outside even if there is no such thing, right? You have to think about it. , The big deal is to quit, isn't it just the mental relaxation?"
"The big deal! Don't do it!" Lin Xin also said. In fact, she really likes to be a teacher. This is her childhood dream, but for Zhang Yuan, she can give up her dream without hesitation. The rogue scum stain in the teacher's coat also made her a little disappointed in the title of teacher.
"Who don't support me?" Lin Xin was comforted by Zhang Yuan, and she was in a good mood, and she actually joked.
"Of course it's your husband. It's hard for you to support it?"
"Yes, most people can't feed it."
Zhang Yuan solemnly said: "If the handsome can serve as a meal, then my handsome can feed 3 billion people."
"Fuck you~"