1771. Laughter is endless
According to Kaiyuan's original plan, everyone should shout his name loudly at this time, and then he would go up to the stage amidst the cheers and read out the speech he had written. How majestic and handsome it was!
But things are unpredictable. Jing Xiaolu obviously replaced himself and became the person everyone called. He took a deep breath and looked at the classmates present. He knew very well that some of these people subconsciously shouted out sincerely. Jing Xiaolu’s name has been mentioned, but among those who echoed her, there are definitely many who did it on purpose!
Everyone knew that he had arranged this class reunion, and neither he nor the other classmates knew that Jing Xiaolu had become the chairman of Mingyang Entertainment. Therefore, before this event was arranged, there was nothing wrong with Jing Xiaolu. The person Yu Zai, the master of ceremonies, was referring to could not be Jing Xiaolu.
But everyone kept calling Jing Xiaolu's name. Wasn't this embarrassing for herself? For a moment, Zhang Kaiyuan was in a dilemma! Indeed, he didn't know what to do at this moment. He stood up to interrupt the emcee and ended the speech on stage. It was also wrong not to stand up, let alone go to the stage to continue on his own. speech!
In fact, besides Zhang Kaiyuan, Jing Xiaolu was also at a loss.
Originally, Jing Xiaolu didn't pay much attention to what the emcee Yuzai said. She thought that things like giving a speech on stage were all arranged in advance, and it was impossible for her to have anything to do with her. In fact, the truth of the matter was the same, but the students who didn't know the truth were the first to call out Jing Xiaolu's name. What was even more annoying was that those students who guessed the truth also followed suit.
However, after Jing Xiaolu Hui was stunned, Jing Xiaolu also guessed the general truth of the matter, and couldn't help but feel a little funny in her heart.
"Hey, everyone is asking you to come on stage!" Yang Ming also guessed the whole story and was a little bit teasing.
said to Jing Xiaolu.
"It has been arranged that it should be opened far away?" Jing Xiaolu said with a smile: "What if I go up there
thing? Besides, I wasn’t prepared..."
When all the students were shouting Jing Xiaolu's name, the host Yu Zai continued: "It seems that everyone's voice is quite high! Then as everyone wishes, let the person who is the most accomplished in your opinion come on stage. Come and say a few words to open our party, and I would like to invite Kaiyuan, the student with the highest annual achievement in the class, to come on stage!"
The host, Yu Zai, followed the pre-rehearsed lines completely, but he was a little silly when he had to hug him, and he didn't even hear that the students in the audience called Jing Xiaolu instead of Zhang Yuan's name.
It is said that Yuzai was originally an Internet writer, but because the books he wrote were very popular, he changed his profession to be an emcee. Therefore, he is a novice. He has not experienced similar situations and did not pay attention, so he continued to follow the arrangement of the lines and called Come to the stage with your arms wide open.
Yuzai's words immediately caused the whole place to fall into silence. Everyone looked at the host Yuzai stupidly, and some didn't know what to say... Let Zhang Kaiyuan come on stage
Jing Xiaolu didn't think anything of it. She had no intention of going on stage, so it didn't matter who the host asked to come on stage. She didn't have any other ideas.
However, Zhang Zhangyuan is different. Zhang Zhangyuan's embarrassment at this time can be said to be extremely high! Under this situation, the host still calls his name. Isn't this a slap in the face? It’s simply a slap in Hong Guoguo’s face!
Zhang Kaiyuan's face turned red. Sitting on the seat was like sitting on a stove. He felt that he was neither sitting nor standing. If you go on stage now, wouldn't it be boring to wait for the buzzer? If you don't go on stage now, what's going on? 『|〗『|〗『|Update〗
Looking at the silence below, the host Yu Zai didn't realize what had happened. "When I saw that Kaiyuan didn't come on stage as he had rehearsed, he suddenly became a little anxious. He thought it was because everyone didn't applaud and it was a bit awkward, so Kaiyuan felt He had no face, so he said: "Please give me a round of applause. This year's most accomplished person from Class 6 of the Zangjie of No. 39 Middle School - Kaiyuan Kaiyuan, the general manager of Kaiyuan Trading Company, comes on stage!"
After saying that, he was the first to applaud.
"Boom..." I don't know who was the leader below, and finally couldn't help but burst into laughter. Then, more and more people laughed together, and then someone took the lead to applaud, and laughter and applause could not be heard. If you didn’t know better, you would have thought that there was some wonderful cross talk sketch being performed on the stage!
This sudden and strange reaction made the host Yu Zai a little confused. He thought to himself, these people are just applauding, why are they laughing? Is my own hosting so funny
It seems that I have the potential to be a comedian. If I can't survive in the emcee industry in the future, it would be good to change my career to a cross talk actor!
Zhang Kaiyuan didn't expect that the fish boy couldn't do it after calling once, and continued to call a second time, and even made people applaud! This "papa" applause was like a slap on Kaiyuan's face, making him embarrassed.
Seeing that Zhang Kaiyuan still didn't come on stage, Yuzai, who didn't know what was going on, spoke again. He thought he had enough humor and aroused bursts of laughter from everyone in the audience, so he still said self-righteously: "Look The most accomplished person who came to us is still very coquettish! He is still holding the pipa and half-hiding his face. Everyone’s applause is not strong enough. You can give more force!”
"Wow..." As soon as the words of support for Mermaid Boy finished, the applause from the audience started again.
Come on, but I don’t know which classmate caused trouble and shouted loudly again
Jing Xiaolu’s name: “Jing Xiaolu! Jing Xiaolu!”
"Hahahaha..." The laughter from the audience came again, and then someone started to echo
"Jing Xiaolu! Jing Xiaolu one by one"
Zhang Kaiyuan's face became even worse. He scolded Yuzai a hundred times in his heart, but there was nothing he could do. He decided not to give a penny to that Yuzai!
This time, the host Yu Zai finally heard the voice called "Jing Xiaolu" in the audience clearly. When the people in the audience called "Jing Xiaolu" before, it was not that he didn't hear it at all, he just didn't pay much attention to it. At this time, he heard When someone called "Jing Xiaolu"'s name again, I finally came back to my senses. Could it be that I called the wrong person
The person on stage at this moment should be Jing Xiaolu, not Zhang Zhangyuan
Thinking of this, the host Yuzai suddenly broke into a cold sweat. Could it be that he had too little experience as a master of ceremonies, so he got the wrong name? Seeing the people in the audience shouting the name "Jing Xiaolu" so loudly, the more host Yu Zai thought about it, the more likely it was. He quickly took out the prepared lines records from his pocket and started reading them.
When the host Yu Zai clearly saw that the name of "Kai Kaiyuan" was written on the line record instead of "Jing Xiaolu", he suddenly became a little confused. He didn't call the wrong name. Why are there so many people there? What about the name "Jing Xiaolu"
What is going on
After looking at the people in the audience, the host Yuzai touched his head and said, "Did everyone call me by the wrong name? I think the person with the highest achievement in the class should be Kaiyuan Kaiyuan?"
"Hahahaha..." As soon as the host's words were heard, the students below were attracted again.
There was a burst of laughter, and some people even laughed so hard that they were about to shed tears.
"What are you laughing at?" The host Yu Zai lowered his head a little nervously: "Master
Is it so funny to hold a festival like this? I am so honored!
"Hahahaha..." Classmate Luo in the audience laughed even more.
The host Yu Zai thought to himself, he really has a talent for hosting! He has enlivened the atmosphere of the scene and it has reached an extreme. Who else has such great charm besides himself? So proud!
"Everyone is laughing, but now is it time to ask Kai Yuan to come on stage and say a few words for us?" The host Yu Zai said with some narcissism: Since everyone is so willing to watch my show, you can come to support me often. Well!"
"Hahahaha..." The voices in the audience were still heard.
1772 Be prepared
The host Yuzai waited for a long time, but Zhang Kaiyuan did not come on stage. The laughter from the audience continued, and Yuzai suddenly became a little anxious. It would not be a problem to delay it like this!
"Mr. Zhang, do you think you should come up?" The host Yu Zai couldn't help but call out to Kai Yuan: "What's the matter with you not coming up on stage? I have to host other people right now. It’s the wedding!”
If Zhang Kaiyuan could kill with his thoughts, he would have killed this fish boy instantly. He thought to himself, if I don't go up, you can continue to the next content link. Is this not over yet
The host Yuzai called out, but Zhang Kaiyuan came on stage. He suddenly became a little anxious: "Mr. Zhang, what's going on? Didn't the jaw factory make an agreement before? You came to the stage to speak, what did you do? Not coming up?"
"Hahahaha..." The students in the audience were already a little excited when they heard the host Yuzai's words.
The laughter that had subsided a bit broke out again.
"What the hell does this mean!" The host Yu Zai suddenly became unhappy: "Is this a temporary change or something? She was replaced by Jing Xiaolu and she didn't even say a word to me? I thought it was Zhang Kaiyuan? That's not authentic. !”
"Hahahaha..." The laughter in the audience was still very warm.
"That's enough!" Zhang Kaiyuan finally couldn't bear it any longer. He slapped the table and stood up. He pointed at Yuzi and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Is there anyone who presides over it like you? Don't you want to take the money anymore?" "
"What's wrong with me?" The host Yuzai stared at Kaiyuan not to be outdone: "You make up your mind.
I followed your instructions exactly for the process. Why don’t you want to pay me? "
"What do I mean? Don't talk nonsense there. Get down quickly. It has nothing to do with you here!" Zhang Kaiyuan suddenly heard that the host Yu Zai was becoming less and less evasive and told all his previous arrangements. A little anxious.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" The host Yuzai asked: "Didn't you say it before? Before you go on stage, let me play an interactive game with your classmates in the audience. Ask me to let them guess who. You are the most successful person in the class, and you come on stage again, why, you still don’t want to admit it?”
"What the hell are you talking about? I'll complain to your boss! You're talking nonsense!" Zhang Kaiyuan said with anger.
He roared lividly.
"Complain? Okay? How do you know my boss's name is Hu Hu? My boss's surname is Hu, and his name is
To say that is called nonsense. " said the host Yu Zai.
"You..." Zhang Zhangyuan was so angry that he couldn't speak. He didn't expect this fish boy to be so eloquent, but he forgot one thing, that is, if the host is not eloquent, can he be a host
"Me? What am I? I think you want to default on the debt and don't want to pay? But it doesn't matter, I don't want it anymore, old fish. You look so shy, and you still have Mr. Zhang, what a piece of shit, and you still ask me to say You are the most accomplished person in the class. You are the only one who has such a shitty achievement.
Are you successful? Are you too narcissistic? "The host Yu Zai also took the risk. It seems that he can't get the money, so he doesn't need to give Zhang Zhangyuan any face: "I think the classmates in the audience are very discerning. They all say that Jing Xiaolu is the one with the highest achievements. !I think that’s the case too!
"You... you..." Zhang Zhangyuan felt the pain in his heart when Yuzai said it, and he covered his heart, almost
He almost fainted: "You...get out of here..."
"You asked me to be here, and I'm too lazy to be here!" Yuzai snorted: "You are narcissistic, I won't accompany you anymore, if you want to complain, just complain, it's in vain, Sayunara, bsp; Finished , the host Yuzai turned around coolly and left, leaving Zhang with an angry look on his face.
Drive far.
The host Yuzai left, and the atmosphere in the banquet hall suddenly became cold. Only Zhang Kaiyuan stood there dumbly, and the students below had done it unintentionally before, but later they were just thinking of making a joke. Unexpectedly, Things would get so tense, and Zhang Kaiyuan couldn't stand the joke.
We can't be in such a stalemate. Zhang Zhangyuan didn't finish speaking, and the hotel didn't seem to be serving food. There was no way. The students below didn't know who shouted first: "Let Zhang Zhangyuan say a few words for us. What do you think?" How's that?"
"Okay, let Kaiyuan Yuan say a few words for us!" The people below agreed one after another.
However, these words seemed extremely ironic to my ears. He felt as if it was a kind of charity, as if everyone was giving alms to him. He should not have spoken, but Jing Xiaolu should have spoken, but now he was allowed to speak. How could it be embarrassing for Zhang Kaiyuan
"Let's ask Jing Xiaolu to say a few words for us!" ≤x≥ Kaiyuan took a deep breath and said: "≤x≥The fish boy before was sick, ≤x≥everyone ignored him, it was like watching a farce !≤≥Originally for this session, ＜.＞I just wanted to ask the most accomplished person in the class to come up and say a few words, ≤n≥ But that fish guy wanted to please me, ＜e＞get more reward, ≤t＞So I changed the process without authorization. Unexpectedly, after I exposed him, he got angry and bit back... "The fastest | updated station address"
"Haha, we know..." Although everyone said this, it was unclear what they were thinking in their hearts. This explanation from Kai Yuan was too false. No one would believe the truth of what he said.
"I won't say anything anymore. There is no preparation in advance. This opportunity should be reserved for those who are prepared in advance?" Jing Xiaolu stood up and said lightly: "Yes, Zhang Da Organization Committee Member?"
Jing Xiaolu's words immediately made Kaiyuan's face turn red, like a monkey's butt! Although Jing Xiaolu didn't say it explicitly, she secretly pointed out that Zhang Kaiyuan had prepared it in advance, but she had not prepared it, so she had to say what she wanted to say.
Although Jing Xiaolu's words were quite funny, everyone present was afraid of causing trouble again. They didn't dare to laugh casually, lest they ruin the atmosphere that had just calmed down again, so they could only laugh secretly in their stomachs.
"Zhang Da asked the concubines to say a few words!" Everyone was hungry and eager to eat quickly. At this time, they no longer cared about whether Zhang Zhangyuan was the most accomplished person. Jing Xiaolu didn't care about who he loved, and just followed. What do you care about
So, as soon as Jing Xiaolu finished speaking, everyone started to make suggestions one after another.
"Okay, since everyone respects me so much, let me say a few words!" Zhang Kaiyuan could only pretend to be confused at this time. Sometimes it is not good to be too clear. Since others pretend not to know, he himself is happy to do so.
Zhang Kaiyuan said, as if he was walking on stage. Halfway through, he heard a voice not far away: "Pretending to be cool, why didn't you go on stage by yourself in the end? What the hell!"
Zhang Kaiyuan shivered in anger at the sound, and almost fell to the ground. He followed the sound with some anger, and it turned out that it was the fish boy who had left before, and he didn't know when he appeared at the door again!
"I asked you to come on stage but you didn't come up, and then you went up on your own. I see, you just don't want to pay.
My reward is a humble person. "Yuzai's voice sounded again.
"You..." Kaiyuan was about to say something, but he saw Yuzai turn around and disappear from the door. Zhang Kaiyuan had no choice but to pretend he didn't hear her and continued walking towards the stage.
The process of just a few steps was like a long march of 20,000 miles. Zhang Kaiyuan exhausted all his strength and finally stood on the stage, and then said: "Thank you everyone for giving me this opportunity to represent the whole class here." A few words to say at the next class reunion..."
When he talked about the lines he had spent several nights preparing, Kaiyuan became excited again. He seemed to have forgotten his previous unhappiness and was completely devoted to this speech.
However, while Zhang Kaiyuan is engaged, the students below are a little impatient! Previously, a lot of time was wasted because of the host Yu Zai and Jing Xiaolu's affairs, and now that Zhang Kaiyuan is talking at length here, when can we wait until we can have dinner?
He really agreed to what Jing Xiaolu said. Zhang Kaiyuan was prepared. Otherwise, how could he have talked for so long? Everyone is feeling very unhappy. I originally asked you to go up and say a few words to give you face, but can you just say a few short words? Can't this last forever
"It seems that Zhang Kaiyuan is really prepared?"