"Who is hitting me? Go to hell, bastard!"
I cursed, but was surprised to find that the voice I yelled became a cry.
"Congratulations, it's a big fat boy."
I heard someone congratulating someone.
I suddenly understood that I was born.
"How many times have I been born?"
Suddenly, such a bizarre idea was born in my mind, but my brain seemed to have not developed well yet, and I became confused immediately afterwards.
Bewildered, as if he had heard a conversation between a man and a woman, and named me Jiang Du.
I don't know how long it will take before I can open my eyes and see my parents clearly.
At this moment, I felt as if I had forgotten so many things, I could only remember that I was a baby, a small baby.
My physique is very poor and I get sick from time to time.
A few years have passed, although my body has grown a little bit, minor problems continue to persist, and my parents are so worried that they are giving birth to gray hair.
But I was ignorant, sometimes many weird pictures flashed back in my mind, and sometimes it was blank, but I noticed that when I was thinking wildly and flashing bizarre pictures in my mind, it was the moment of illness.
I am very resistant to injections and medicine, but what can I do if I am just a child? Can only be passively accepted.
In this way, when I was three or four years old, I was able to remember things, knowing that I was in Qiyang County in the northeast.
But the weird vision still invades me from time to time, making my physical condition not well adjusted.
I dare not tell my parents these things truthfully, because I found that other little friends do not have these troubles, worrying that my own difference will make my parents treat me as a little monster.
I don't want to be a little monster!
One year, I was five and a half years old.
My parents searched for famous doctors and failed to cure my inherent physical weakness, so they changed the way.
That night, the old goddess came with her disciples.
I remember that in the conversation between my father and mother, I said that the female apprentice of the old goddess is over 30 years old and her name is Ning Pu.
When the spell was cast, there were only me and the wrinkled old lady in the back room, her disciple Ning Pu, guarding the door, not letting other people approach.
Is this miscellaneous person waiting for my parents
Right
, The two of them like to bluff and bluff, if it disturbs the old goddess to cast spells, wouldn't it be a bad thing
The old goddess was dressed strangely. The top of her head looked like a rooster's tail, and her hat was covered with colorful feathers. She was wearing a large robe with strange patterns on her body. She also had a strangely shaped snare drum in her hand.
There are a lot of gadgets that I don't recognize hanging on my body. Most of them are made of metal, with weird shapes and some weird symbols on them. Looking at this person's dress, I became curious in my heart. I want to ask her about the usefulness of these things.
But people have long ordered me not to speak at will. I am an obedient child and can only endure curiosity and keep quiet.
She hopped around in front of me barefoot, and kept muttering something. She couldn't hear her clearly. It felt like she was singing, but it was so ugly!
The soul painted with colored paint on the face of the old goddess looked very funny. I couldn't help smiling, feeling that she was playing games with me.
Then, I felt something different around me. As soon as I turned my head, I saw a little girl with crochet braids with cracks on her face, standing there quietly holding a'Blonde Princess Muppet' without eyeballs.
I blinked curiously, but found that Miss Fracture Face was gone, replaced by a monster with four legs, eighteen arms, seven faces and seven tails, who was more than two meters tall and glowed with dark green light all over!
This thing scared me, and I burst into tears.
But when she heard a sound of'puff, the old lady who danced the great god knelt down and bowed, vomiting blood in her mouth, and kept shouting'unintentional collision, goddamn it'.
"What's wrong with the old goddess?" This question suppressed the shock, and I wiped my tears and watched the scene curiously.
"I don't blame you for this person, but this person involves six causes and effects. It is better for you to stay away from him so as not to be affected by disasters. By the way, you need to use Ma Xian's great seal technique on him to completely seal off all his subconsciousness. , This will cost you ten years of life, but it can be exchanged for a huge amount of yin virtue, do you want to do it? Whatever you want, I'm here."
The green monster spoke softly, saying something I didn't understand.
The green light flashed and the monster disappeared, but my sharp eyes found that in the green light, the young lady with a cracked horn and braid face dodged into the darkness holding a toy.
An inexplicable thought came up in his heart: "Two thousand golds used illusion techniques to present the image of evil monsters, and they are fooling the old goddess to use the forbidden technique of the Ma Xian school."
Then, I was stunned there.
Because, I don’t know what the thoughts that popped up in my heart mean
"I must follow the divine decree, and the old man is willing to earn this yin virtue."
The old goddess crouched on her head many times, and got up shuddering. Then, in my surprised eyes, she cut her index finger and painted with blood on my body. At the same time, she kept talking.
Does the ghost know what she is talking about
I felt black in front of me, and then I fell asleep.
I slept deeply and comfortably.
At a certain moment, I opened my eyes and rubbed my eyelids with my hands, but I felt my mind was clear and comfortable, but it seemed that something was missing...
Later, my parents said that the old goddess left Qiyang County overnight.
I tried to remember, only remembering the old goddess lying on the ground vomiting blood, shouting "unintentional collision, God is not strange" nonsense scenes, but I didn't remember the other things at all.
After this incident, my body improved inexplicably, and became stronger and stronger. I also became a famous kid king in the small county. Behind me was a large group of small boys, who were very prestigious!
Ning Pu took the mantle of the old goddess and became a new generation of famous local goddesses.
One time, the goddess Ning Pu came to my house to preside over the ceremony. She said that she had a little niece in another province, she seemed to be called Ning Heru, a few years younger than me, she secretly After divination, her little niece and I are predestined, and she may be a couple in the future.
I'm small and thin-skinned, how can I stand this? I ran away shyly...
Years like sand in my palms, I'm not anti-miscellaneous, I will be eighteen in a blink of an eye.
Fairly promising, he was admitted to universities in other provinces.
Work-study students graduated from college, but didn't find a good job afterwards, so they went to work in a car dealership according to their interests and became a car repairer.
One day in summer, a beautiful woman named Jiang Zhao came to her door.
She showed me a document and asked me to pretend to be her brother Jiang Du, because we are basically the same no matter our name, appearance or age.
(End of this chapter)