Super Detective in the Fictional World

Chapter 393: Work 40 hours a week, paid annual leave, five insurances and one housing fund? (3 more)

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On the screen, Luke's beautiful hair still stayed there quietly, neither standing up nor withering suddenly.

All right! He always has this kind of hidden worry every time he adds points to his spirit.

It's all because the image of a certain bald guy is really too bald.

He looked at his attributes: strength 40, agility 20, spirit 16.

As a patient with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, Luke was able to make up for the last shortcoming in a few days, which is really gratifying.

Thinking of this, he got up and went to the workshop, and began to work overtime happily.

When they went out the next day, the two of them went directly to the investigation site of the case without going to the police station.

Yesterday, Elsa made it clear again not to get involved with the Esworth family.

Because Elsworth Sr. had spoken out to find the mastermind behind a series of violent attacks on his family.

What Elsa meant was that although Luke was only investigating the case and had nothing to do with the mastermind who attacked the old Esworth's two sons, it was a high probability event that this old antique boss would get angry and harm Chiyu.

Luke could only nod his head again and again, saying that the boss was wise, and he was really out of the way.

Today, the two of them could only investigate such trivial cases as the bank robbery.

Los Angeles, a city of crime, has an average of three robberies against banks or cash vans every day, and the number of robberies per year is higher than the number of members of the Los Angeles Crime Squad.

So, this is really a trivial case.

As long as the robbers don't kill people, they will be released after a few years in prison if they are caught.

The two drove to a bank, which was a small bank called ff for short. As for the name Los Angeles First Financial Bank, Luke would not take it seriously.

The size of the bank can be roughly estimated from the amount of cash that was robbed of the bank yesterday.

Two masked robbers armed with revolvers stormed the newly opened bank yesterday and made off with...well, $3,756 in cash.

There were no casualties, no additional property losses, and if a certain counter clerk moved slowly, it is estimated that only two thousand dollars would be needed to send those two poor and crazy robbers away.

But who let this be robbery

The Serious Crime Squad was originally called the "Robbery and Homicide Squad", and this case was indeed their area of expertise.

Luke and the other two drove to the side of this small bank, got out of the car and walked in with scattered customers.

Suddenly, there was an exclamation from the bank.

The two looked at each other, quickened their pace, and turned into the gate through the side aisle.

Sure enough, another robbery happened.

Selena immediately wanted to draw a gun, but Luke held her hand down with a strange expression: "Wait, this guy is holding... a water gun."

Selena: ⊙o⊙!

Although it is not uncommon to rob a bank with imitation firearms, and there are even people who rob children's colorful toy guns that are not imitation, but this is the first time for the two to directly attack this kind of weird robbery.

I saw a black man wearing black stockings standing in front of the counter. He waved his hand angrily to stop the middle-aged aunt teller from taking money out of the counter: "Wait, wait, do you think I came here for money? ?”

The customers shivering all around, hiding far away: Not for money, why did you come in with a gun? Could it be... for a dream

The masked black man holding a high-fidelity water gun said angrily: "Do you think I am such a low-quality person? I brought a gun in just to grab that little useless cash in your drawer? I want a copy." Damn job! Do you understand, bitch!"

Luke, Selena: hat

Customers:…

"Grab a little money and I'll spend it and I'll be poor again. But just give me a job and I'll gain valuable work experience that will make my resume stronger later. So stop Nonsense, tell me, where is the manager? I want this damn job!" The masked robber spoke plausibly.

Everyone, including Luke, was dumbfounded.

The female staff subconsciously looked at a man in a suit who was huddled in a corner not far away.

The masked robber looked over and pointed the water gun in his hand: "Are you the manager?"

The middle-aged man in the suit nodded desperately: "Yes, yes."

The masked robber pointed a gun at him unceremoniously: "Now, give me a job that only requires 40 hours of work per week, and annual leave plus five social insurances and one housing fund..."

Everyone present: …

Luke didn't know whether to laugh or cry and signaled to Selena, he quickly stepped forward, and took the water gun from the hands of this "robber" with lofty ideals and positive thoughts.

"Excuse me, shouldn't you show your degree certificate or work resume recommendation letter first for this kind of job?" He said, shaking the water gun in his hand, and said with a smile: "This thing seems to be different from the degree certificate. identical."

Robber: ...

Everyone: ...

A farce ended here.

While waiting for the patrolmen to arrive, Luke played with the water gun in his hand and asked with a smile: "You are still very creative, using a water gun to rob a job that works 40 hours a week with paid vacations, Five social insurances and one housing fund? We all want this job!"

The "robber" with the black stockings lifted on his face was full of despair: "What can I do? No one is willing to offer me a job. I have worked hard to apply for a job, but I have a criminal record, and my daughter just One year old, I need a job to buy her formula and diapers."

Luke was silent for a moment: "Then you can't take your daughter's toy gun out to rob... work?"

The robber was embarrassed for a moment, and whispered: "It's the toy of the neighbor's kid. I "taken" it from his hand when I went out."

Luke and Selena: ⊙_⊙? You even robbed children of water guns, you really worked hard to make a fortune.

Ten minutes later, the police not far away arrived and took away the "robber" who was too eager to "rob" a job.

Sitting in the car, she smiled uncontrollably: "Speaking of which, if he has the heart, wouldn't he start from the bottom seriously? Isn't he crazy?"

Luke got into the car, with a nonchalant expression on his face: "Maybe he tried hard, but he didn't succeed. Who gave him a criminal record. These people came out to find a job with light physical strength like a bank clerk, that's a dream."

Selena thinks about it too.

After these people are released on parole, they can be arranged by the parole officer to work, but those jobs are basically low-wage handymen.

Even so, 20-30% of the salary you get will be deducted-this is not a tax, but an unspoken rule.

It is self-evident to whom the two to three percent of the salary will end up in their pockets.

People with previous convictions are always more likely to commit crimes again, and this situation has never been formed due to a single reason.

However, this wonderful "robber" will not go to jail this time.

Firstly, he didn't hurt anyone, secondly, he was holding a toy gun, and finally he went to "robbery" to work.